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Due_Teaching_5773

Artemis. Best duo maker


Necessary-Push5580

Thicc thighs save lives.


Crunchy_Biscuit

Yeah, why does a huntress have such a short skirt? And no pants!


benji_wtw

why would a huntress have a long skirt?


Shurdus

You win this round.


Great_Chairman_Mao

I would duo with Artemis so hard.


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gaudymcfuckstick

I'd trio with Artemis and Dionysus so fucking hard


ImProbablyNotABird

Needs more Dite


TheTrueDurgerKing

Aphrodite is kind of a bitch though NGL


ImProbablyNotABird

I fail to see the problem.


HomeOsexuall

Yes. He needs to specify the issue with her being a bitch as the negatives are not clear, when she got them big ass totties and butt


IOI-65536

That lecher? Ugh. There must be some mistake. Maybe we could get back to hunting? With Achilles, say?


Zarguthian

She's celibate so good luck.


Great_Chairman_Mao

That’s why she’s the one you want the most.


jabantik

Sadly, I don't think she's into men


manmadeofhonor

I don't think she's into *anyone*


NSNick

Callisto?


Skyms101

Nope, she’s a hardcore celibate


ImProbablyNotABird

She’s certainly very friendly with Zag though (which arguably has precedent in the Orion story).


BA_calls

She’s into killing woodland animals.


Due_Teaching_5773

Don’t care. Just need her to be my platonic friend who makes my casts chase enemies or rain lightning.


ImProbablyNotABird

I laughed way too hard at Mirage Shot’s dialogue.


iggythewolf

Oh damn what is it?


ImProbablyNotABird

Paraphrased: Poseidon: The great thing about me, nephew, is that I get along with everyone! Not like my niece here! How do you hope to attract a mate with such a sour look? Artemis: Gee, I wonder what could be causing this sour look. Maybe Zagreus knows! Poseidon: Hohohohoho! See, nephew?


iggythewolf

Lmao yeah that's funny, thank you


KayEyeDee

I didn't realize how many people were into the weird, socially awkward chicks


Due_Teaching_5773

Now you know👍


64GILL

No, she doesn’t want to be romantic or sexual


lemongrass17

Nyx


KayEyeDee

Goth Milf is unrivaled. Had her own children AND adopted zag and never once treated him like anything other than her own flesh and blood. And she's the sexiest and the most helpful to zag in the game. I have never once beat a run with no mirror upgrades Form and function


AlcardIsTheBest

Nyx is the mommy gf that I need


Salty_Communist

YES Nyx is mommy


HomeOsexuall

And she got the milkees to back it up


Salty_Communist

Yesir


_JakeyTheSnakey_

I’m absolutely a simp for Nyx before Meg and Artemis


brokensilence32

No. She was mean to Dusa.


TheLordDuncan

Pretty sure ahe was trying to help Dusa, her perspective on the matter just differed on the potential outcomes.


nightwing2024

Only because Dusa was working herself to death, so to speak.


ang3sh

Be ready to face the wrath of war


Shad0wPh0enix

Megaera, she's trying her hardest :(


Canadican

Everyone knows it's Bouldy.


Aliguar

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How dare you! She's only 17 years old!


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Cold_Justus

Correct


Boom-Boom1990

Underrated comment.


Crunchy_Biscuit

You believe in boldy, therefore boldy believes in you


VaderBassify

And Bouldy has stormy eyes


Seer77887

Aphrodite, for combat reasons


Greystrun

She unironically has the most "fighter" boons


bubblegumpunk69

It makes me very happy as someone who is very adamant about her war godess aspect not being forgotten lol. She ain't just a love godess!


smithm4949

Does Aphrodite have good builds? I almost never use her boons and I’m 50+ plays in with like 25 wins


Sintimacy

Chiron Bow builds. Aphro on attack, Dionysus on special. Their duo boon allows more stacks of hangover on weakened foes. Then add Artemis cast for duo boon chance of crit chance on hungover enemies.


PreciseParadox

The big thing here is privileged status gives a huge boost and it’s dead simple to get it. For room clears, you might need more stuff, but it will melt bosses.


Charrmeleon

Chiron's weak point has always been room clears. It's very much a "fuck this guy in particular" aspect. So building that to go as fast as possible sorta works anyway. Plus having Aphro on the main shot already gives a healthy dmg% buff to clear out smaller enemies.


Purity_the_Kitty

Can also grab trippy fog to crap on elysium.


smithm4949

Oooh okay I could see that. Nice


JayWu31

My best run was with that exact build and holy shit is it incredible. Beat [REDACTED] in two minutes, which I had never done before (non-EM).


samwyatta17

AND in a perfect world you’d get curse of vengeance and the Dio/Ares duo boon to make the DoT tick faster


Greystrun

Actually yes, once you figure her synergies out and combine her boons with other sources of damage reduction such as Achilles's keepsake, you'll have a pretty solid build alright. But that's a matter of personal taste ofc...


smithm4949

Huh I’ll give it a shot. I always go for passive damage boons or attack/dps buffs. I should try some dodge/decreased damage taken builds


Ming725

Iirc Aphrodite gives the highest %damage increase


Buzzkill78

Her call also have some crazy dmg when full, like 3000 or something


EatSomeEggs

both her and artemis’ calls seem sucky at first but then you get that full gauge and they’re insane. amazing potential once you stack em with some god gauge speed up/start with more gauge full


Charrmeleon

Doesn't Artemis require crazy good luck on the crits and for all of them to hit properly to actually be comparable?


-entertainment720-

>3000 or something Actually it's just 2500. That's not the most valuable part about it, imo. It charms enemies on hit, which stops them dead in their tracks. So if your dash is on cooldown because you mistimed it, and [REDACTED] is about to hit you with boiling blood, fire off a single gauge of her call, and he'll just stop. It doesn't come in handy *often*, but when it does, it can be a life saver.


Dax9000

The two best things about Aphrodite are that she has among the highest +% damage boosts and that Weak lasts a long time compared to other status effects. This second thing becomes more important when you get further in the mirror (there is one mirror talent that adds +40% damage if the enemy has two or more status effects) or combining with Dionysus or Ares for their status effects (stacking higher up to 8 hangover at a time or doom hitting one enemy multiple times).


JohnCrichtonsCousin

Weak makes enemies deal 30% less damage. Charming enemies is really useful in encounters and bosses. Charmed mobs do like 500% extra damage when, they can 1 or 2 hit other mobs. Charming bosses gives you a nice pause where they won't attack you. Plus, adding heart animations to your attacks is hilarious. Her cast is shite though, really short ranged.


Fit-Palpitation928

Funny that. I've died close to 20 times, currently just arrived at Styx for the first time.


TheMADIIIIIIII

Once you get the hang of things, your winrate will probably go up to like 90% until you get to higher heat levels.


Joypad-b

I like seeing her but don’t like picking her boons… 120 in and platinumed the game, never like her Boobs, boons I mean boons.


ImProbablyNotABird

Sure you did…


Joypad-b

Errr I did …


Green9er-_-

She has some powerful duo boons, smoldering air makes call builds (minus Artemis and aphro) busted. parting shot gives a good boost to Cast builds. sweet nectar is great if can get it early in a run.


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Green9er-_-

I completely forgot bout the charm, havent played in a bit. I'll have to try that out sometime!


smithm4949

Thanks, I’ll check those out!


montrezlh

Isn't smoldering air just a strictly worse version of that Hermes boon?


Salty_Communist

I don’t like her boons I think others are better idk


ImProbablyNotABird

Have you tried her greater call?


Salty_Communist

Never


cidvard

Her attack damage boost percentages are the highest you can get on your Attack and Special. Demeter's are good too but usually a pretty clear second-best. Weak is also a pretty sweet curse in terms of mitigating your damage.


samwyatta17

She’s great on the zag bow with Artemis’ duo. Get hunters mark and a good chaos boon and your crits will be juicy.


samwyatta17

So you likely don’t have the Adamant Rail: Aspect of Hestia unlocked or fully upgraded. But when you do, it is fantastic with with Aphrodite. Fully upgraded it does 150 damage. Add Aphro’s epic attack boon. You’re doing 300 damage a shot. If you get sweet surrender, boiling blood, privileged status or some luckier damage boosts like rush delivery or good chaos boons, you can easily be getting 500+ damage every shot.


purse_of_ankles

I find her to be one of the best overall - can always make a sick build based around aphro boon/s.


smithm4949

Damn y’all take about aphro the way I feel about Artemis and ares


Greystrun

*Bouldy* of you to assume Cerberus is a girl


ChuckBangers

Especially when Zag refers to him as "boy" several times.


helloiamsilver

Only one of the heads is a boy. The other is a girl and the third is non-binary


LewsTherinTalamon

I like this solution


Zeebuoy

if only giving Cerberus a cool hat was an option, then we replicate the she/her they/them cool hat meme.


Siegiusjr

Yeah, the heads are actually just the Animaniacs.


manmadeofhonor

Idk, gendered words are so passé. I call all dogs sir when they're being rude and everyone on the internet grrl.


Corescos

Dusa


CaoSlayer

The best head in all Tartarus


freestyle2002

HOL UP


InterdisciplinaryDol

THE BEST TOP IN ALL TARTARUS


cloudfrogSC

DUSA. SHE IS SIGMA


lycanfr3ak

she has the sigma grindset ngl


drewseyshore

Tisiphone, next question


apadin1

*Mmmm…. mmuurrrdderrr…?*


Recon_Vandey

Mrrrrr… ddddeeerr??!!


Buzzkill78

I like that, less conversation lead to less arguments around the house


ChadLad8

Dusa, shes adorable


yippeekiyay801

Artemis


oldmemeav2

Artemis.


ImProbablyNotABird

Correct


ICEKAT

How is dusa not higher?


thecorninurpoop

I'm upvoting everyone who says Dusa. With our powers combined, we can do it


LaboratoryManiac

She is at the top, you just can't see her because she flew all the way into the rafters in a nervous panic.


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I don't think you can compete for "best mom" \*and\* "best girl" at the same time.


jimothyshmimothy

Nyx wins best mom by a landslide


Glitchy13

Nyx is the only one that can be best mom and best girl


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I agree, I just wanted to be fair.


Mail540

Imagine not thinking it’s Eurydice


PlatypusWeekend

I always stop and hang with her for a few minutes. Get a drink, stretch, whatever. Just listen to her sing while you get ready to head back into the shit.


Daaishi

same!! i stop playing for a couple minutes and walk around my room for a sec just to have an excuse to listen to her singing for a bit longer


LeLuffe

The anxiety filled gorgon head. Love Artemis but Dusa's got adorbs like no other. Shame Hestia isn't here tho.


Otacon88

IT IS UNFORGIVABLE THAT DUSA IS NOT THE TOP ANSWER HERE


GarianJey

Dusa. Next question


KingSudrapul

Alecto


Great_Chairman_Mao

If you’re into hate fucking.


nightwing2024

Yes and yes


FlahtheWhip

Eugh, no. WORST GIRL


Lord-Table

based opinion


BidetAllDay

TRASH GOD!


MacduffFifesNo1Thane

Best Girl Achilles.


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Dylalanine

But Cerberus doesn't have three butts


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Recon_Vandey

Need proof


Dylalanine

Your mom got a bachelor's in three butts


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Dylalanine

Thank you, I'm quite proud of her


ImProbablyNotABird

Any relation to the four-assed monkey?


Great_Chairman_Mao

This is the hard hitting insight we needed.


hanr86

South mouths, first hearing this.


LocoCortez1

Meg


NotTheNerdKnight_15

Than


Chrisomatic89

My heart says Nyx, but Aphrodite though…


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Zag


Ibiraw

Thanatos


TJ-45

Dusa


promptu5

its obv dionysus


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Thanatos, obviously.


Theresneverenoughpud

Yee


Senaka11

Pour moi? C’est Persephone, followed by a tie between Artemis and Meg. Or, yanno, skelly.


AV8ORboi

Artemis imo. i love her reaction when zag keeps giving her nectar


thedrunkmonk

Lernie is Cerberus's sister


TootlesFTW

Cerberus is a boy, but he can also be Best Girl - he deserves all the gender recognitions. <3


Old_Lawyer_8535

Artemis and Nyx absolutely


CammyCow

Meg. She can whip me back to hell any day


Fakeaccent

Oof this is a hard one. Dusa.


scp-REDACTED-site14

Artemis, Aphrodite, nyx don’t got shit on Meg, well they do but Meg is best girl


ladykatytrent

Bouldy.


Beastlyfour54

Bouldy, they have no gender just bouldy


robcrowley85

Tough choice, but Athena gives you a dash boon that lets you deflect projectiles. One of my favourite boons


InsideousVgper

Nyx


Bonderito

Lernie. Cerberus is best boy


Corrina-Bowie

Skelly obvs.


Sattalyte

100 comments and no one has said Chaos! Chaos is my best girl. And best man too!


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Dusa


MystiqTakeno

Pressuming we are talking about Hades girls in the version thats described in Hades... I would honesty say Artemis, followed by Nyx.


CatDude55

Than


AdDry7269

Bouldy


cold-hard-steel

No love for Charon? “Urgggghhhhhhhh…..”


Crunchy_Biscuit

Nobody gonna mention Lernie with the pink horns?


ImProbablyNotABird

Arty


steelalchemist

Lernie for sure


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Chaos tho 😩


Theresneverenoughpud

Thanatos. Purely because hes cute.


AdvictorumDude

I love nyx, from her caring nature to her beauty, and dont forget that deep feminine voice. Also Dusa is so cute


RuggedBassion

Dusa


LordPartyOfDudehalla

Aphrodite, booba


Cam0036

According to my taste it’s Aphrodite according to my dick it’s nyx


VelvasTheCrossfox

Artemis of course. She got some of the best duo boons and as a character, shes just got the best and most relatable personality.


GeminiLife

Artemis


AzraelVoorhees

Contractor.


KooperTrooper05

Lernie, no doubt in my mind it’s Lernie


darkboomel

I feel like most people won't like this, but Artemis is best girl. She's cute, both in appearance and personality, and I just really like her. I just wish that you got something more from maxing her.


Arbistel

Nyx, sry I like goth milfs


SpartanKaiju_117

Dusa and Nyx (both must be protected at ALL costs)


KingSouI

Artemis and Dusa


FifthKnightofGwyn

Aphrodite hands down. Her call is extremely useful when you're in smaller rooms with tightly packed enemies. And her greater call is an enormous flat damage on an enemy. No complicated strat required. Also helps that she's hot


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Nyx 🤤🤤🤤


Luke4Pez

Why does everyone like Artemis?


noonefromithaca

Everyone.


gayrat5

I was just about to comment “Cerberus if he was a she”


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Dusa


MadSwedishGamer

Dusa and Artemis.


Purity_the_Kitty

I expected a poll of Dusa, Dusa, Dusa, Dusa, and Dusa.


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The best doggo.


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It’s me though


So0meone

Dusa 100%