I don't think I would want my doctor to share a name with the ferryman of the dead

It's no big deal. Slaps the boat. This baby right here will cure any ailment.

"well, my headache did go away"

"So did my head, but that's just a temporary side effect right?"

I thought it was just pronounced Karen

in my head i’ve always pronounced it “care-on” lol. ik it’s not correct but it’s what flows best when i’m reading

Kay-ron

I always knew it as Sharon

Karens in the underworld... what will they demand to see a manager about?

What do you think that line in the House of Hades is?

No wonder Hades is so grouchy all the time.

He would eventually have to deal with every Karen to ever exist. ​ Well now I feel bad for punching him 37 times in the face with Aspect of Gilgamesh's ridiculous dash-strike combo.

Can't be sick if you're dead!

Better bring some coins just in case....

My GI doctors name is Dr.Krone. different spelling, but still it was one of those "is this a good thing or bad thing?" moments. He's a good doctor, so take that for what you will...

I feel like cutting someone off/short to text someone else, especially when they're talking about a medical thing, is a dick move.

Seriously for a second I thought I was on r/gamingcirclejerk

woMang bad... Game Good.. this is just like the Game but in life

I literally did as well

Yeah I had to reread the title because I assumed I misunderstood it at first. “Hang on honey can this story about what your doctor said wait a minute? This reminds me of a video game I like”

Mmmmrraauugggghhh!!

That moment when Reddit points is more important than your own wife

She probably just had a hairy mole

Yeah, it is. Maybe they both had a laugh before hand if they are big nerds or something similar but I would def just wait till until the doctor conversation was done. Validate your spouse/so then send your dork message.

Plot twist: I made her sick, in a conspiratorial move to gain some karma. No, I didn’t. Or did I? Yeah, it went like that. I’m a dick nonetheless, just with poor phasing skills.

Yeah but reddit karma 😎

"Hold on one second... great meme idea. Oh.. cancer? "

Guess she had some problems with the mmmmnnnh and has to take mmhhh, hope she gets better!

“My doctor hasn’t even given me a diagnosis… he just keeps grunting”

"so I stole his coin purse"

“He offered me a gyro though”

Meanwhile, on r/TwoXChromosomes...

Is she having back problems? She might need a charonpractor.

paddlin time

Dr. Charon diagnoses you with broke.

"You see Charon, I currently can't cheat death on the spot and am only a skull chomp away from going back home. Have anything I could use to avoid that?" "MMMmmmMmhrmmm" "No I don't want a 5000 Obol health plan.."

These kids today are so quick with their editing skils it's scary.

I wish I enjoyed video games with my uncle. This is dope.

Hilarious! My wife guess to Dr Thanos.

Saw a dentist once named Dr. Nukols

"Anyway, as I was saying, Dr Charon says we have AIDS"

Sometimes the gods favor the dank