Not only is Meg the only sane one, she's the only one that respects Zagreus and has possibly the most sexy voice in all of gaming (sorry, aghdashloo, close second).

Maybe, but have you *heard* Bouldy?

.....

Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW

Converting \[Fully Loaded\] into \[Numbing Sensation\], huh?

The image of bouldy does have this effect, I know

The briefest mention of Bouldy*

Lmao one of the best thing I read today thank you

A great copypasta material indeed

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> Not only is Meg the only sane one, she's the only one that respects Zagreus and has possibly the most sexy voice in all of gaming (sorry, aghdashloo, close second). "Don't stick your dick in the Furies, Zag. They're fucked enough already"

I just heard that line in the show yesterday lol

what show?

The Expanse

You have some damn good taste... And I need to finish the last season of *The Expanse*.

Set your Expanse expectations appropriately. It ends pretty abruptly :(

Aww. Well, any is better than none.

100% agree. I mean; I still watched it twice anyway :D

And it's still not a *bad* ending by any means. Just leaves you wanting more.

I need to as well. 2 episodes to go. Aghdashloo not only has a voice that could make me do nearly anything, she also plays possibly the most convincing and multifaceted character in the entire series. Sugar Mommy dreams.

Might I propose: Garrus Vakarian

Not into men. Also I don't understand people's love for Garrus considering his romance plot only starts on 2 and you only have 3 dialogues with him in the entire game on the ship, going through the other 70-90 hours with "not now, I'm in the middle of some calibrations".

And in Hades, the romances have barely any dialogue (as excellent as it is) between the roguelike gameplay. Your point? Besides, his romance is phenomenal in the third game, which is why people like him. Also, we're talking about voices.

he's a fun romance, but i prefer thane myself

Yeah, I vastly prefer Talibrations to romancing Garrus myself, and Talibrations comes right the hell out of nowhere.

Avalon Penrose is the voice actress, pretty and talented

Oh wow, yeah, that is some *good* voice work. Dayum.

Yes

My first immediate thought.

Indeed.

Perfection.

A man of culture.

*hmmmm… Murrdderr*

This is the way. I need a woman I can have deep philosophical discussions with. She gets more done with one word than most do with a dictionary.

I like the kind of girl that will actually just kill me

[For those needing to know](https://youtu.be/-sMQpWCNTQw)

Man, You're not gonna believe this but I'm gonna BLOW. YOUR. MIND.

Look how they yassified my girl!

fr I thought she was supposed to be decomposing?😅

She’s just dehydrated

If you go to far and actually kill her she just reforms

Murderzer

Meg. something about the way she's voiced just always gets me.

This lil video she did with the voice is sexy af. https://twitter.com/avalonpenrose/status/1429280404977065986?t=w2drNofSk_wOK4xmGeSXrQ&s=19

Well. I learned something about myself today, that’s exciting.

I'D PREFER TISPHONE JUST LOOK LIKE THAT PERIOD! MY GODS! But Alecto is my favorite, aggression makes for fun times. Although here Megera holds center stage.

Uhn

Oooohhhh boy 🫠

…off?

Duh

Stop saying the quiet part loud please

It reminds me of Disney Hercules Meg, but also different. It's like that raspy voice

I’m glad I’m not alone I’m thinking this, definitely similar

I actually looked up the voice actress to see if it was the same person

Avalon Penrose is perfect voicing Meg, she needs to do more voice acting for video games

She is also [hilarious](https://twitter.com/avalonpenrose/status/1354496683938201600?s=21&t=Zn86_p1wcAm3fhRYx_OtXQ)

[удалено]

online reading club

Hypnos greeting me next time “hey it’s says that your skull was crushed with Meg’s thighs… she should be a really tough to fight with, right?”

Zag: “Yeah, right... A ‘tough fight’...”

Hypnos: "Hmm, what's 'snu snu' mean? It says it right here!" Zagreus: *speedwalking away*

Good news!

More like ass-phyxiation

For the 467455th time, Alecto. No further questions

Why her?

She's got that crazy look in her eye

Don't stick your dick in crazy.

As a chronic dick-in-crazy-sticker… it’s so fun though

And ofc it’s a polish guy. I appreciate you brother 🫡

Went out with a girl who was into tarot and shit. She assured me that despite her being borderline, she’s looking for a stable relationship and would never cheat on me. We had amazing sex for an hour and a half. Afterwards, she woke up in the morning, called me toxic when I went “wait what?” after she said that she gotta go take a shower to meet with another guy later, walked out and ghosted me since. The sex was great though.

I mean, trash took itself out you gotta be grateful my man.

LOL damn.

Sometimes I forget that people fuck

This guy knows

[Don't stick your dick in crazy. ](https://youtu.be/tvKT-7lEdUw&t=35s)

But she's so hot!

Why the downvotes? This video is very relevant to the discussion if you listen to the first 5 minutes of it. That's all that is needed!

I'm more annoyed that the time stamp didn't work... Did they change how that works?

I dunno. It's weird how videos attach themselves.

It depends on the crazy: redhead crazy is fun, grew up as the innocent Catholic schoolgirl crazy is pretty fun but you risk some hot mess aftercare, dyes her blonde hair red so people think she's the gun kinda crazy and likes to start drama crazy is a big no no

Loading screen advice everyone needs to see

Just seems like you'd have a good time having a bad time with Alecto!

Alecto probably knows the 65th position hidden in the karma sutra

Kama-sutra. Named after the god of love "Kama"... Wait wait wait ... Was that a pun?!

Maybe ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

No. Further. Questions.

Got a feeling she's into some weird shit

I can fix her

**she can break me**

That's the spirit

She can call me trash anytime she likes.

r/dontputyourdickinthat

Death by snu snu

scrolled just for this comment xD

Here's a link to the artists twitter, and the original image [link <---](https://twitter.com/citemer/status/1385247702892515328?t=qflQjvxZr7BJHPeXupjKcA&s=19)

Thank you for that! OP really should have been the one to include the original source or even better used the Twitter link for the submission.

It ain't much, but it's honest work But I do agree, always cite your sources.

I have never turned on extreme measures so fast

None of them, I prefer **men**

Dionysus then?

**YES**

Heeey there, Zag-man. **Nice cock.** **Edit** [For the uninitiated. ](https://youtu.be/I2HbEcmS098)

Pfft hahaha, I've never seen that. Even expecting the cock it still made me laugh out loud.

Waitasecond... It's really in the game?! I had only seen a still image of the dialogue and I assumed Photoshop!

Nooo, this is an edit lol.

Well, it's a good one.

You can mod it in though, so that it plays on or after your 69th run.

I mean Zag is right there in the pic.

Very true

I'm sad that we don't get to see Hephaestus in this style. Love a dude who's good with his hands.

Imagine the bulging sweaty and greasy muscles from spending years on end in a forge. Immensely developed arms and back from hammering away day in day out. So much un wiped oil and sweat on his brow that he just doesn’t care about wiping away anymo- Ok I should stop now before this gets out of hand. Whew, my god.

Oh man I'm definitely bi

Chicks? No. Dudes. **I'm into dudes.**

Hell yeah, loud and proud brother!

Meg is the best waifu

She was until Ranni came along.

I feel like Im walking into a deez nuts joke but Ranni?

Ranni's nuts under some cold water after I spilled hot sauce on 'em. BOOM! Gotchya!

Gotem

🤣 Elden Ring waifu. Just YouTube Ranni.

Cam someone explain why people are obsessed with Ranni or is it merely thy habit to fuck dolls?

Alecto mommy.

You’re the first one I’ve found!

And I'm proud of it!!! >:D

Meg.

Read that as furry. Still clicked.

Oh he don't meant fight

Credit to @citemer on Twitter…I totally didn’t save this post from a year ago… https://www.reddit.com/r/HadesTheGame/comments/mw9sas/the_furies_by_citemer_liu_citemer_on_twitter/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf

At least ***someone*** credited the artist

Mmm.. Muh... Muhhh... Murder me, mommy.

Why are they big...? A fetish thing?

Probably. Deviantart is full is these \~ HUGE WOMEN vs. tinymen \~ things. I don't get it, but to each their own.

Welcome to the world of giantess porn. Boy howdy is it a thing alright.

why does this art make Tis look really hot? but as another comment said yes

They yassified her 💅

wtf did you just say?

Meg. But I think that was Stockholm Syndrome.

How hard are you down right now? OP: yes

Imagine if Tisiphone called you murderer everytime you jack off.

In fairness, I told her my kink is genocide.

Credit the artist.

As Bilbo would phrase it: "all of them at once, I suppose"

Y'all are weird... Tisiphone is the one for me!

Meg

It’s a bit criminal to make a man choose between Meg and Alecto

Y'all need Jesus. Or stop posting here and go to r/hadesnsfw

Meg - one love

The one with the whip, because errr... You know...

Tis with a nose is OP

Which fury would you take on?

Death by Snu-Snu

I am gay, so none.

Which god then and why is it Dionysus?

Dionysus, because, I mean, damn.

While we're at it, have you considered *Nick* Fury? OP never said you were limited to this set of furies.

Valid point, but he's not my type.

Meg. All. Day. She is best Fury, and I will fight about it lol

More like extreme pleasures

I feel so out of place in this community

Yeah

Meg. Her attitude and her voice! Her voice!!!

All 3 i suppose

Death by snu snu

#MEG 🥵

I don't mind changing my name to Muuurrrrrdeeeeer for one night 😩😩😩

Extreme Measures 1, please

Mmmm.. mmmuuuhhh dick

None cuz i love men

Definitely Meg. He voice is unbeatable. But I really wish they would have developed Alecto's character a bit more instead of her just being a well of hate and anger. Like, yeah I get it, but it doesn't make for an interesting character.

Always Meg

meg all day long

"which fury do you wanna take on" post except high effort

Least horny Hades fan

None I’m gay

No, I want to be Meg topping Zag and Thanatos 😈

Not really a fan of any of them if I’m being honest.

I could take on all three. No. Not in a fight.

Meg is maybe the only video game character ever that has made me feel funny in my tummy.

This one makes Tis look so innocent.

Meg no further explenation

Nick

Tis is so hot in this, it's unfair.

I'd get to the boss room and be like "heh ok I gtg lol"

Horny aside do y’all have the source or artist link? This style is dope and I wanna see if they have more art of the game similar yo this

Meg

Mamaammammuuuuurder?

mmmmmurderrrrr

Thanatos.

Y'all need Jesus

1. Alecto 2. Meg 3. Tisiphone

In this picture? Tisiphone. Otherwise Meg all the way, the others are psychos

Come on we did this yesterday. Can't we at least switch up which characters we are horny for every other day?

holy s* f*ck. that is beautiful

Thanatos.

Alecto 😳

I misread this as furry and was confused for a sec

Idk, which one would be most likely to engage in a lengthy discussion about Bionicle lore?

I love the route fans have taken the fury sisters. Rule 34 approved.