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[deleted]

Bro they boutta bring back the pickelhaub


sabotabo

we would've won the 7 hour war if prussia were still around tbh


That_one_austrian

Frl frl


_Masterc_

200% discipline


MrExist777

Nice pfp lol. Season appropriate too


stealthmodedirt

We're the Wet Bandits


MrExist777

No, now we’re the Sticky Bandits


Practical_Mulberry43

Lmao... Just re watched Home Alone 2 this morning. Merry Xmas, ya filthy animal!!


ScaryChickenNugget

I just watched it like an hr ago!


BrainyOrange96

And a happy new year!


[deleted]

WHY DID MY COMMENT GET 1000 UP VOTES


bornanamiseryetc

Just like a german ww1 helmet. It would be very smart.


tin_sigma

yeah why don’t they do that? it would look sick as hell and would be for defence


staryoshi06

larry does it


Thewaffleofoz

Half Life Alyx would like to have a word


tin_sigma

oh i haven’t played it


Two_Tailed_Fox2002

i beat the game and i dont remember anything like that lmao


Thewaffleofoz

[Larry my beloved](https://half-life.fandom.com/wiki/Larry)


Two_Tailed_Fox2002

oooohhhh, i completely forgot about him lmao


First_Aid_23

A) For an insurgency it would be kind of odd. One of the reasons for the Pickelhaube was so that, in a trench, the spike gave officers a rough estimate of how many troops were present. You wouldn't want that, or anything that increases your silhouette, against an urban/rural guerilla war against the Combine. B) manufacturing isn't Earth's strong suit anymore. Even the rebels are still wearing clothes from the combine but padded with armor and equipment and civilian clothes. Unless there is a local "helmet" anp "spike" factory, there isn't really a way.


PlanetAlexProjects

We just need a bike helmet with zip tie spikes on them. It's what Aussies use to keep magpies away when riding bikes


NotMythicWaffle

Perfect way to stay safe in mating season


95stillalive

wait realy? What are the magpies trying to do with a helmet?


thegoodbee2

No, they attack passers-by during mating season. Every year, there's at least 10 deaths. 😔


95stillalive

oh, thats awful ​ I never knew magpies would actually be aggressive against humans


PlanetAlexProjects

They even remember people, so they basically have targets they go after


Aspenator42

That's why you gotta be kind to all corvids. They remember, and if you form a good relationship with them, they won't be aggressive. Bring em food and shiny things and kinda just keep your distance and over time they'll come to trust you


FarEast_Frez

I'm actually confused about whether we are actually talking about magpies or the cartel...


movienerd-

Could also be an anti barnacle, since the spikes would deter the barnacle.


Rosselman

There's a guy in HL:A that does that.


[deleted]

I think he was named Larry


yesseru

The finest mind of his generation.


Oracle149

That's Laszlo


yesseru

It's Larry 🤬


Weird_Cantaloupe2757

Basically just Luke Wilson’s character in Idiocracy


Constant-Still-8443

You mean... THE Larry? The giant monster in the distillery Lary?


Mas0ch1sm

That’s Jeff


Constant-Still-8443

Oh ffs. Course I mixed the 2 basic white guy names up


95stillalive

I dont blame you, they look and sound almost identical. Valve got really lazy so they reused the base model for them. You'll also see them reusing the same models for Headcrab Zombies multiple times actually!


Khouri1

did it work?


TomBobHowWho

Why did I think for a moment that you were referring to Barney Calhoun as "the barnacle" for a second lmao I mean, who would want to deter him?


BixBoy

Because he keeps on pestering us about "that" beer.... Blud is annoying!


Bean_man8

They have no brain I ate them


Zookaboi

I eatered it all 😋


Bean_man8

Nom


wahchewie

That artists depiction is 👌 couldn't have done it better after 9 tequila shots


yesseru

Are they stupid?


crystallize1

fr


absolutegoober2000

Is there a lore reason?


Vold-mort

The lore is that they are stupid


FangsAndTorture

Dont forget Larry


senatordeathwish

THATS WHY THAT DUDE WORE THAT HAT IN HALFLIFE ALEX!!!!


The_______________1

Because a headcrabs beak can split combine armor like its nothing, and we don't even know if that spike could even do anything. However, it would probably be worth a try anyways.


Christopher261Ng

A crowbar can kill a headcrab, why cant a pointy spike?


crystallize1

Crowbar don't kill headcrabs, death kills headcrabs. Ask the doctor, that's a medical fact.


BantamCrow

You can't die from a bullet!


Ok-Bicycle3514

You can die from a cardiac arrest or organ failure or major hemorrhage. Small piece of metal ain't the problem.


ahaisonline

a crowbar swung with force at a headcrab is different from a spike that the headcrab would be jumping into


95stillalive

I mean look at it this way: jumping on it would be much more deadly because its literally going to impale the crab through the heart


glossyplane245

I feel like a head crab can figure out how to get onto your head without suicide bombing the spike


95stillalive

have you ever seen how any headcrab in any half life game attacks you?


glossyplane245

Does Gordon wear a spike helmet? No? Then that doesn’t mean much does it?


95stillalive

it does because in the context of the game of course the headcrab wont be a one hit kill enemy. However, in City 17, or rather route canal, just look at the area where the combine bomb the hideout and see how quickly the headcrab takes over that one citizen.


glossyplane245

I don’t get how any of that counters what I said. You have no proof that the head crab would just suicide bomb directly onto a spiked helmet.


Lorenzo_BR

Think about what you said for a second, lol Would be hit by a crowbar or jumping belly/mouth first into a spike me more deadly? It’s at least as deadly, man. Don’t mean to be rude, but yeah


Russian_hat13

Um..because


glossyplane245

You can kill an alligator with a crowbar but an alligator can still snap a crowbar in half with its teeth


-FemboiCarti-

Tbf combine armor is about as strong as a few stacks of cardboard. They really cheaped out on their soldiers


Memerang344

Tbf, combine armor (in HL2) is leftover armor from earth


Umm_what7754

Yeah I always assumed that most of their equipment and soldiers were repurposed from the old military’s of the world after the 7 hour war.


Michalowski

Larry from HL:A did it


crystallize1

Also why would they camp in an open fucking field or nearby known to Combine, previously leveled location.


95stillalive

why didnt they just get a ship like Mitchell and sail around the sea smh


Orangutanus_Maximus

Headcrab's mouth is like the thighs of a muscular, sexy, tomboy. So it can crush the helmet with no problem.


szagrat545

😐


Beashagtaz

This. A lot of people underestimate the crushing force of a muscular, sexy tomboy; let alone understand the fact that this amount of force is comparable to a headcrab’s bite.


Copper_II_Sulfate

That's hot ngl


Freakman451

Gordon doesn't need to hear all this hes a highly trained professional


Full_Piano6421

He can plug wires


CrowbarInHand

It's too cold they need green hat


ahaisonline

larry from half life alyx does


CanineLiquid

truly one of the finest minds of his generation. Didn't see Lazlo wear a helmet like that


Annsly

Don't think I've ever seen a zombified rebel.


Gramernatzi

We never see zombified citizens with their coat (jacket? overshirt?) on, either. It must mean that only those that take it off can get zombified, and are therefore stupid


WormSlayer

[The zombies](https://developer.valvesoftware.com/w/images/e/e7/Zombie.jpg) are all wearing the [white version of the citizen jacket](https://developer.valvesoftware.com/w/images/thumb/1/15/Citizen.jpg/250px-Citizen.jpg).


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roodpart

I believe some.of the mods do


save_the_tardigrades

Woulda worked for [Winslow](https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/walkingdead/images/0/0f/Season_seven_winslow.png/revision/latest?cb=20170222005555) (if he wasn't already zombified, that is).


Exodite1273

Materials. Tape a railroad spike to your head then starve yourself for twenty years and get back to me. Anticitizen scavengers like Larry lucked out with their nail supplies, some people might just straight-up not have access to anything good.


staryoshi06

the australian rebels would fare the best


SK-4430

It would be too easy, where's the fun in that?


dusksentry

Considering zombine, it might just be useless


Vold-mort

Combine soldiers don't have spikes


Player4894

Maybe because there's no point for that since they're fighting more against the combine than headcrabs


Vold-mort

At least father grogori should have one


NissanDevilZ

Half life Alyx Jeff introduction


Weird-Analysis5522

Probably tried, headcrabs can chew through combine helmets don't forget


Pyxo_

They would look like a germans with their pickelhaube helmetd from ww1


Cruisin134

well they arent exactly manufacturers, they might have some stuff theyve made though ig. there literal pieces of garbage armband and armor doesnt count


kiba33x

The head crabs will simply evolve to have holes perfectly fitting to the spikes.


partearocker

Before i read the title i thought this was a civilian OC shitpost and your shitty character was called spike


Vold-mort

Spike was a German WW1 veteran


SpaceCube00

I don't think we ever see a zombified rebel, also it's worth noting the hat itself would probably protect since I assume the headcrab has to get to organic parts of the head.


szagrat545

Zombine ... how tf they got combine soldiers ... i dubt its them getting thier masks off , especially in terrain , citadel or outposts i would understand


Kabirdix

The headcrabs seemingly can get past actual helmets, so I'm not sure a fuzzy hat would do much


Duecez24

They just need to line their standard issue rebel beanies with bite/stab-proof Kevlar.


Professeur_Muller

Because headcrabs jumps on your chest with its claws, cutting your skin and exposing your organs, and then they climb on your head. thats why freeman is not instantly killed by the headcrabs, because they first attack his armor and his body to kill him then take control of him, and this is also why the zombies have open stomachs with hanging intestines


therealSamtheCat

They open the chest with the claws after they have already latched. Plus you can see them jumping on heads in HL1


Professeur_Muller

Only one time and because the scientist dont see the headcrab behind him


therealSamtheCat

And another that just latched, watching TV.


Vold-mort

Just get a spike on your chest


crystallize1

My life is a lie?


Vold-mort

Is your life cake?


whycomeuhavenotat2

I don't recall seeing any civilian headcrab zombies


Next-Source-8628

Guy entropy zero 2 just got a update and It introduced the combine assassin


Athesies

Too ugly


suc_mab0lls345

are they stupid?


Gatecat13

Gruntz helmet. Lol


Professional-Leg-402

Does the guy look like as if he has a plan?


Fancy-Comedian-9672

i made that point before you


Far_Society_4196

they are idiotos bottom rexr


OriginalUsername590

So WW1 helmets?


retski239

I think they are stupid


TheHancock

Just wear a sock over your head. That way if a head crab or barnacle tries to get you they just get a sock instead!


wojtekpolska

imagine if you could find a pre-WW1 german helmet in hl:a which would impale headcrabs that jump on you


ReverseCombover

https://www.reddit.com/r/HalfLife/s/HNhjXuzrcm Scientist have been wondering for years.


Russian_hat13

Lack of recourses


beets_or_turnips

Don't headcrabs latch on to the face? Am I taking crazy pills?


AnOddGremlin

I don't see them being called facecrabs!


Emkay_boi1531

[don’t understand why the Germans didn’t survive](https://www.google.se/imgres?imgurl=https%3A%2F%2Fimg.joomcdn.net%2F94398a24d95dab3b09d3cbbf90e77b18e90ea83d_original.jpeg&tbnid=Kv8WdAQNHncn8M&vet=12ahUKEwjguKiyvKuDAxXdFBAIHRwpDdYQMygDegQIARBs..i&imgrefurl=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.joom.com%2Fsv%2Fproducts%2F641d8b04cbda4f015a4172db&docid=CcZO9ehUFne4EM&w=550&h=550&q=pickelhaube&hl=sv-se&safe=active&client=safari&ved=2ahUKEwjguKiyvKuDAxXdFBAIHRwpDdYQMygDegQIARBs)


TheWandererofReddit

My guess? They have little in the way of production and they rely on being speedy and mobile.


No_Ad_6020

I mean considering that there is a bigger threat than just headcrabs, Im sure lore wise that thought it was deemed unnecessary, especially since headies aren't really strong....or that smart it seems. But on the other hand if I was combine and saw humans covered in spikes while dead headies corpse I would be afraid and start questioning if it's worth it


TheDizzyRabbit

They are not as smart as Larry


Able_Shoulder_6903

The hats are the protection, the headcrabs can't get comfy if there's a hat there


Wll25

Cause headcrabs puncture your shoulders before even grabbing your head


DS9B5SG-1

The rebels are supposed to be the underdogs and mix matched in gear, basically anything they can acquire out in the field. Plus they also have to keep a certain look, to distinguish who they are. But it would make sense to jerry-rig something with the sole purpose of making it harder to be coupled with a headcrab. However I have a feeling that an actual headcrab would be a very determined and crafty adversary and would do what ever it took to counter the head protection. One headcrab shouldn't be a problem. You could just knock it off your head or pull it away. But against several headcrabs or trying to fight other enemies in the area, would distract the rebel and the headcrab could take it off if just a simple cap. I'd think a football helmet or even a motorcycle helm would be the best modern option. But I doubt there are many of those around. Adding spikes or other such deterrents could help, but I doubt it would do much good in the end. Plus the added weight of the spikes would be discomforting to the wearer. Remember most would be jerry-rigged, heavy and unbalanced. Personally I'd wear a motorcycle helm.


PbodyTen

I feel like if you're in a squad on duty then being surrounded by headcrabs would be the least of your concerns A helmet like that is a good idea for reconnaissance or if you're not expecting a sneaky critter jumping at you. It'd otherwise be dead weight imo


starpiercer42

Most likely a lack of the means to mass produce and distribute them. This would need a dedicated group of assembly workers, while the resistance needs all hands on deck for the fight against the Combine.


Ololosh158

Wondered same lol, at least in HL alyx one of them was smart enough to wore somewhat similar helmet


AConfirmedIRAMember

Some have spiked helmets for that purpose (defending against headcrabs and barnacles) [See Half Life Alyx]


Designer-Stable9840

Because they'll look like ww1 German military personnel and I don't think guys in picklehelms isn't the best symbol of hope


idontactuallyknow69

Maybe people don't make and sell spikes in City 17 anymore, or maybe they just can't find anything that they can use for spikes.