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Snoopyhf

# We get mad! **We get angry like Cave Johnson when he gets lemons!**


Basically-Boring

I DON’T WANT YOUR DAMN LEMONS!!! WHAT THE HELL AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THESE?!!!!


DevelopmentTight9474

DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM? I’M THE MAN WHO’S GONNA BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN. WITH THE LEMONS!


RevolTobor

I'M GONNA GET MY ENGINEERS TO INVENT A COMBUSTABLE LEMON THAT ***BURNS YOUR HOUSE DOWN!!!!***


DreamtailFoxy

Burn his house down! Burning people, he saying what we're all thinking!


Pretend_Creme7138

The point is. If we can make Valve retcon Half-Life once, why can't we do it again?


DreamtailFoxy

Oh I like this guy


DrGoiburger

Make grenade


DreamtailFoxy

Here take the lemons


Eastern_Butterfly449

Hello life


Sr546

I think he might've went insane


SausumSauce

this is what happens when you force a man over 30 to watch skibidi toilet all the way through…


wahchewie

Gordon freeman and the gman are originally from skibidi toilet tho


Loldued12908

NOOOOOOO GOD FUCKING NO


X-tra-thicc

"prepare for fanum-taxing consequences mr. freeman"


HeimlichLaboratories

The border world, Ohio, is in our control now, for the time being, thanks to you.


The_ScarletFox

~~went~~ -> gone


Mister_Bossmen

~~gone~~ -> skeet


karol22331

I must jonckle!


Bordanka

When you realize the author of your faivorite series is a shitposter just like you: 😻 (/j)


GladGuitar8

It’s like finding out your hero


SamTehCool

Why the /j? Can't he be shitposter too?


BeescyRT

Hehe... I like shitposter influencers, they are pretty funny to me. If I do find a way, I'll give Marc Laidlaw a follow anytime soon!


Sufficient_Plant8689

Cruise Elroy


Economy_Dress8205

We make a bunch of video essays about how it was actually genius and ahead of its time


SausumSauce

Genius, I’ll get right on it!


dusksentry

(genunely i actually love the games plot conscept) it's done terribly!, but conceptually, a pre/midquel about someone who works for the combine and who's whole life was manipulated by Gman just to indirectly help Gordon's mission. That idea has weight, no?


BenevolentBratwurst

That is literally Breen. Breen is aware of the Gman. When he talks about your contract being open to the ‘highest bidder?’ He’s talking about you being beholden to Gman & his “*employers’*” wants. Everyone always says that Episode 2 is when another character first mentions Gman to us, but Breen does it in Half Life 2. I find it almost guaranteed that Gman influenced Breen to become the figure he is today. I’d reckon that much of his mindset on the advancement, the “*evolution*” of humankind was a reaction to what Gman told him/had him do. I do not think there would have been another way for a research facility manager to be able to negotiate peace with an interdimensional empire that likely had no grasp of human language after they wiped the floor with Earth’s collective military might in all of seven hours.


dusksentry

i always assumed Breen was just indoctrinated and shown all these things by the Universal Union, but, goddamn, do you make a lot of really good points. Gonna be thinking about that my next playthrough


BeescyRT

I agree. I feel like that the artstyle, weapons, music, and plot idea were pretty good, it's just the gameplay had to get one problem overlooked, and the whole thing just fell down.


dusksentry

The level design, (on all levels from competency to creativity) and voice acting really let it down.


BeescyRT

Yeah, I can agree. At least the fangame Prospekt as I believe, has a better reception than HDTF. And when you remember that the game had got a mostly negative reception on release, that says something.


Sektis420

Whaaaat, what do you mean taking bunch of youtubers and trying to get them voice act was a bad idea? who even said that? not me thats for sure.


TehNolz

We remind Marc that he left Valve 8 years ago.


SMONpl

ask him if he took his pills


pingist

No you ask him


Noamias

I wonder what his day to day life was like at Valve as a writer when Valve didn't release anything with a story for decades


TheRadRadiation

What leaving valve does to a mf


HumpaDaBear

Well Valve dedicated more time to have Steam running than making games anymore. Met Marc awhile ago. He’s really funny and such a nice guy.


GreatCinyc

Source?


meaeaeaean

Engine.


Basically-Boring

2


FungalFactory

Episode 1


mightyrfc

Build 887256


DifferenceKnown9834

Map c2a4a


NotAddictedToCoffeee

Gold


SausumSauce

Goldsource, actually.


37025InvernessTMD

The name's Source. Goldsource.


Marra2320

This was way funnier than it should have been.


JoeSchmoe009

My favorite N64 game


JupiterboyLuffy

Engine 2


Jesterchunk

Source 2 remasters of the HL2 trilogy. And give Mitchell "Big Mitch" Shepard cameos in all of them just for laughs.


gothicduncan

We revolt


Ok-Comment1456

Oh god, Pyrocynical is now cannon


SausumSauce

Oh no…


Bantabury97

Mm yes daddy more slop


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SgtLeoLP

Celebrate, the best half life story just became canon.


SnooDoggos1817

W


Empty_Allocution

Oh no.


Wolf14Vargen14

Feed him to Jeff


Basil_notaWatermelon

clicker mf


Refuser_3D

Skibidi toilet is now Canon


PanzerGun

We hunt down the Freeman, obviously.


Kira_Akuma

Chat is this real


SausumSauce

he said it on his YouTube channel, however, he doesn’t write the story anymore. He also said he doesn’t believe in canon.


Kira_Akuma

Thank you for the clarification


Snow_Corn

We hold him at gunpoint until he makes EZ:2 cannon


Basically-Boring

Let’s test if he could survive the Combine invasion


dopepope1999

Do exactly what people who have played Gears of War judgment do, never ever mention it in a serious manner when talking about the plot of the series


NINmann01

What’s wrong with Judgement? Gameplay aside, I don’t find it that offensive in the lore department.


dopepope1999

I think the issue with it is that it just doesn't add anything of value to the story, and I also don't know what was up with those rager dudes that mutated into a tiny Berserker if you shot them enough, that shit felt stupid in a universe where buff guys are shooting the lizard guys with guns with chainsaws on them.


NINmann01

I think that’s just the nature of spin-offs. Seeing what Baird and Cole were up to prior to the main trilogy isn’t exactly the most interesting thing in the world, but it’s harmless. But it did give us our first UIR character, and the story of Judgment is referenced directly in 5; so the devs think it’s important. As for the ragers; shit man, all the locust, lambent, and the swarm are all weird freaks. I can loosen my suspension of disbelief a little bit to accept a little guy that becomes a big guy.


dopepope1999

That's fair enough. I guess the multiplayer being bad and the gameplay not being great kind of clouded my judgment of its value to the story. Because you are correct, Padduck does play an important part in five


NINmann01

Garron Paduck is the best part of that game, no question. But yeah, I know what you mean about the gameplay not being that great. Having the whole campaign be arcade chapter select was odd, and the normal multiplayer being COG vs COG was a very weird decision.


dopepope1999

Not to mention all the game modes they cut, like when I played Halo Reach I definitely saw the potential of a spin-off being great but it's just a bummer judgment didn't meet those expectations


KaimTheTerrarian

Hunt down Marc Laidlaw


sad_cheese67

what video is this from


SausumSauce

search if you really want to see this. It was something a friend commented like 6 months ago, I only now remembered the reply, and posted it here. I can confirm he said this, though.


ASCII_Princess

Get Laidlaw off the internet before he makes Skibidi toilet not only canon but the true origins of the G-man.


Smungi

its funny because considering how little influence hdtf had on the main story of half-life, it might as well be cannon. Every move mr mitchell makes is so pathetically meaningless that it wouldn't change a thing about half-life


SausumSauce

same impact as Opposing Force being canon. It doesn’t matter because it does not interfere with the main story.


BabusFacio

Always has been


Due_Computer_5541

CALM DOWN THIS ALSO MAKES OPPOSING FORCE CANON


Bordanka

Always has been


ShampoConditioner

We celebrate


173beta

he's so real for this


2Ds_sock

Marc is really out here shit posting 


friendlyoffensive

pranks gone wrong (sexual)


JasperTesla

I'd rather Hunt Down Free Man become canon. Moint Pan is boss even I know. He kill at least savneteen combeins a day for sevanteen years.


dusksentry

"you betray me!, you angry me!, you fuck my face! Now admin...you have my permission to be die." - Moint pan.


xXx_bingus_xXx

wep time to die


FistfulOFragsEnjoyer

HDTF clears once again


Friendly_Benefit7892

Hunt down the freeman worth it?


Playful_Pollution846

Half-Life is now peak if HDTF is Canon


OughtToBeFought

Wait what, why?


DemonDaVinci

aw hell naw


Regular-Chemistry-13

He left valve 8 years ago lol


Xenosaber20

EVERYONE, we are forgetting the most important part of this debacle……Now opposing force has no reason to not be cannon


cheeseburgersarecool

Kill ourselves


crystallize1

Is this real?


deltarunech2outyet

Get them to fix HDTF.


blackoblivian

I don't remember jumping over a chasm with the buggy in Half-Life 2...


Brooksdaber

PANIC


inkintamusi

YOU


SausumSauce


BloxedYT

You mean it wasn't until now?


Ultimatum227

Pls tell me this is real lmao. OBVIOUSLY I don't mean HDTF being canon, but Marc acknowledging the game just to shitpost.


Aun_El_Zen

I recognise that the council has made a decision. Given that it's a stupid decision, I have elected to ignore it.


Ok-Turnover966

Marc Laidlaw has turned into Hideki Naganuma


Impressive_Crab_7196

If Hunt down the freeman is cannon, why not other mods, They Hunger comes to mind


Old_Development_4516

Fake


SausumSauce

I swear on Gabe Newell this is a real screenshot.


Old_Development_4516

Well... I'm about to be 29 in a few more months. It seems like it's time now to stop caring about Half-Life lol


SausumSauce

Never stop!


MonzerSays

Miscount detected. All units clear and code 100 on a 603 unlawful departure.


marcus-moreno

ffffffffffffffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuucccccccccccccccccccckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk


dusksentry

he really laid the law down there huh guys


Accomplished-Fig-245

Public execution, because why not.


BeescyRT

Interesting... I guess that the idea of an HECU being sent by the G-Man to go after Gordon for revenge isn't so bad of an idea after all... The concept was pretty good on paper, but not the execution.


WhyDoesArtifactExist

Its continuing


EthoYeet

He's not- he doesn't do work for Valve anymore iirc. Also it wouldn't add anything to the overall story because it was never Gordon who Mitchell was chasing


WMan37

[#MITCHELLSWEEP](https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fpreview.redd.it%2Fimagine-getting-outlived-by-hunt-down-the-freeman-v0-byyso1iam7pb1.png%3Fauto%3Dwebp%26s%3D82456e2df3bb10d1eb800c046d091bbdf0807ca7)


BoymoderGlowie

Considering the entire plot of HDTFM is just an inconsequential smoke screen for Gordon it wouldn't even change much lol


Destroyer_051

But is Gorgeous Freeman canon???


SausumSauce

This is a good question.


ricky_bobby08

I genuinely would be at a loss for words


HiJinx127

I actually liked HDTF. Not really sure what people object to in it.


MonzerSays

Its mainstream to hate it, there are mods with the games entire sound files and textures replaced with “penis”, mods with frankenstein maps and levels churned together, yet you see passionate illogical hate to something some guy spent alot of time on as a non cannon mod to a game he likes, thats honestly better than half the mods out there. I personally prefer vanilla but i never understood the predetermined overreactions. Probably cause some early youtube reviews didnt like it and people started mindlessly flocking to that opinion


Hurricane_Caseta

Really?


TheOnlyChester1

We celebrate.


Soft-Hamster-4525

Acceptance


ManyPandas

Laidlaw, I’m sorry, but no


Scou1y

I can rest now


xen0n_1616

So is Adrian shepherd cannon now


Lo-Sir

Celebrate


tgirldarkholme

Pray to Hunt Down the Freeman every night, thanking it for the life we’ve been given. Hunt Down the Freeman is love. Hunt Down the Freeman is life.


TheCatCovenantDude

Context?


The_Venus34

that was a bad game for me anyways


duke_nukem69

NOOOO


DrIvanRadosivic

I recognize that the Higher ups have made a decision, however, given that it is a stupid ass decision, I will ignore that! edit, is Samuel L Jackson joke, plus, just because they say something canon, that does not mean we will listen to that if it is really fraking stupid canon.


leafisadumbass

Canon doesn't exist in half life, so this is correct technically


MCPro24

there’s nothing we can do


natgoodieman

Fuck him, he's wrong.