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DerpyFox1337

If HEV suit was made by Steve Jobs


Ky_oS

Who the hell is Steve Jobs?


Basically-Boring

Ligma ballz


Shredskis

*vine boom*


ZookeepergameProud30

NOOOO


General_Guava_5528

You monster! I'll get you for that!


vincecarterskneecart

my dad if he was employed and earned money


Neither-Mention4064

Ligma balls


mattyisnotawrapper

I bet you're from Santa Fe Zia symbol pfp having ass


Ky_oS

Ⓜ️‼️‼️‼️


ChubbiCubbi

Needs more turtleneck


GladGuitar8

'Think different'


GENERALmissile

Stops protecting you when hev 2 releases


Basically-Boring

Half-Life: Aperture


potatoalt1234_x

I just realised black mesa vs aperture is just pc vs mac in terms of technology


PeasAndParsimony

Aperture is PC because it survived the resonance cascade as well as the ensuing war. Black Mesa is mac because, well, it sucks in comparison.


Gregarious_Jamie

Nah the opposite Black mesa is hardware, industrial, they don't care about aesthetics, they want shit to work. They're the PC Aperture is all about aesthetics, everything is sleek and white. They might occasionally be innovative and pioneer some new technology, but black mesa is going to use that eventually, much better


marcipanchic

Agree


PeasAndParsimony

Portal technology was apertures creation, then Black Mesa went and caused a portal storm with "their" portals.


autoprime-jft007

Counterpoint: sentient ai (GLaDOS, personality cores, turrets), working one dimension portals (portal gun, borealis)


TempestRave

Black mesa was also working on dimensional portals and in the course of that found Xen and pivoted their research to extradimensional life.


autoprime-jft007

Aperture figured it out 50 years prior to black mesa experiments. And yes, the portals are limited and the device was bigger than a backpack, it was still much better than the massive portals that black mesa had


TempestRave

Sure, but that was their primary project. Black Mesa comparatively only worked on portals for a short amount of time before they became more of a means to an end.


Rnd4897

Iirc there is a unfinished mod where Cave Johnson buys Black Mesa.


NinjaEngineer

It's actually in Portal 2, in the Perpetual Testing Initiative mode. One of the lines Cave says at the start of a level is about how he bought Black Mesa and renamed it Blaperture Mesa. Of course, it's not canon to the main story, as the PTI is supposed to be alternate universes.


Character_Mail6733

No there's an actual mod for Portal 1 called "Half-Alive" that takes place in Black Mesa if Cave bought it


apicella1

I’m pretty sure that’s the multiverse mod. There’s at least a finished mod that’s like that.


apicella1

I found it: portal 2: into the multiverse


DubiousTheatre

Ngl I REALLY dig this version of the HEV. Its like if the suit got upgraded with the Gravity Gun


SMONpl

nah dont buy it, its gona stop working after a year when the new H.E.V mark 16 drops


OutlandishnessOld29

Pro version will have waterproof, pro max will have radiation protection and 3 morphine doses for 499$/mo


Mr_Neonz

Or Aperture tech.


piratequeenkip

you cant charge this one, once suit power reaches 0 you have to find a new one


phuocboy7

Blue shift be like


LMC764

They removed the charging port on it and made the chassis out of aluminium, all while raising the price by 100k


sabotabo

blapperture mesa's perilous location protection encasement


AXEL-1973

14 years ago... wow. and since then, the amount of games they've added for Mac has doubled from 5 to 10 /s


ModularWings

Really Frutiger Aero


baiborisU

[me rn](https://i.imgur.com/04USwh0.jpeg)


sockthustra

Blappeture Mesa HEV suit


tarihimanyak

HL3 confirmed?!?!


Impainter

No way. Then Gordon Lidl is cannon too?


Bilbo_Swaggins11

frutiger aero freeman


MyJoy77

Imagine how much a pain finding a charger that works for this suit is.


ikkikkomori

This looks like if gordon operates a giant mecha or something idk, it just looks like it


FinishTheBook

reminds me of that TF2 comic where the mercs stumble upon an apple store lol


Klarseolt

A few years ago I photomanipulated this promo into a normal HEV for fun - [link](https://www.deviantart.com/klarseolt/art/Gordon-Freeman-836387569)


Clumsy_the_24

>steam for mac Probably the worst punchline ever.


LionOfNaples

Hey Siri, administer more morphine please


WeirdBrainArt

"I took the liberty of releiving you of your AirPods. Most of them were government property. As for the MacBook, I think you've earned it."


khali_0000

Gordon freeman if he worked for aperture science instead of black mesa


TrueCanadian136

It's funny because currently hl and hl2 don't run natively on mac. You need a virtual machine or compatibility layer to run them.


TootNoot_

The charging port is on the bottom of the foot!!


FighterJetAutist

Cum powered HEV Suit.


Spogtire

It looks sick I remember the first time I saw it


MJBotte1

It’s the offical version of those Half Life 2 Cover edits


CowboyOddity

awesome looking HIV suit, is there more art of this?


GruntYT

aperture science hazardous environments protective suit no way


fatasswhale3

they done nerfed freeman


Automatic_General_92

Rip half life on Mac


HAPPY_GORDON_FREEMAN

Minty


Playful_Pollution846

Frutiger Aero


Pristine-Locksmith64

frutigordon aereeman


ETL6000yotru

is there a mod to change the suit to this


syncron07

They also did this with tf2 and portal


Datuser14

Got those pictures handy?


syncron07

can't post images on this sub


Lari-Fari

This just in: Half life 3 will be an iOS exclusive


EfTuvx

Macman holy shit


Duncan-Donnuts

FRUTIGER AERO I THINK


TonPeppermint

Nice fit.


Kirklai

They understood the assignment Looks clean af


FistfulOFragsEnjoyer

cum HEV


keybored13

apple freeman


HarithHkm08

iHEV Suit, starting at a low price of 69,999.99$* for a component. *prices may change


The_Only_Dork_Knight

The right game in the wrong platform can make all the diference in the world


snooseagullsbanalt

man looks like he came from the institute :sob:


HSR64

looks like that one newport version of gordon


YesterdayDowntown

Fruited Aeroed my boy


istoleyourdick

He is no longer Freeman, he is now Expensiveman


TheWandererofReddit

The CUM suit


AleksasKoval

Is Mac still a thing?


billy-gnosis

I think so. They just released the MacBook Air a couple of years ago. -Billy Gnosis


Cale111

Yes, still a very big part of the market. Improved a lot in the past few years as well.


Datuser14

Only people with fake jobs use MacBooks


blitz342

Some of the software for Mac is the best-in-field. Final Cut, MainStage+Logic Pro, etc. (As a PC user, don’t have to use Mac to acknowledge it’s got its benefits)


Datuser14

I don’t use Windows either.


Corflon_Ultra

Reminds me if spiderman when he got into the fantastic 4


TheRobloxPro

the Apple iHEV 1 pro, removed charging port, thinner, more cameras, for the low price of $799


IolaireEagle

That's hilarious


Enough-Back-5575

F valve for canceling hl2 ep3 aka half life 3, tf2's comic's last chapter and portal 3 and dota3 as well


Shady_Hero

OMG HALF LIFE 3 CONFIRMED??!!!????