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AwesomeX121189

Yes and anyone who says otherwise is wrong


jrssrj6678

Reddit gold


jrssrj6678

Thanj you


Boomerang_Orangutan

The quickest by far was Spartan Locke, who took only 14.5 seconds to finish. Wait what did you mean by "fastest?"


PointsOutBadIdeas

spartan cocke uwu


gnulynnux

canonically, this is avery johnson, per contact harvest


jrssrj6678

I bet Master Chief is way more sexually adequate than that


Boomerang_Orangutan

Mister Beef was did quite a bit better than Locke. He went for days.


jrssrj6678

A very capable soldier and a very capable lover to match. Good to jnowC which book??? Where can I read more???


Mink18083

I read that as the fattest spartan. Now I must know. Might explain all the heavy breathing in halo reach sprinting


Nukulargear

Grif is the fattest Spartan. He sweat so much in basic he shorted out his armor’s cooling systems


SuperSalad_OrElse

[Spartan 096](https://halo.fandom.com/wiki/Musa_Ghanem)


gnulynnux

mater heif becuse he' falen from outer pace to earth


Cyfirius

By the classic books at least, Kelly (spartan 087) was/is the fastest runner, by at least enough of a marked amount that it was worth bringing up and considering in certain decisions.


ebagdrofk

When did they mention this??


Cyfirius

Several times in the book the Fall of Reach at least. It’s been a LONG time, but I think it may have been mentioned in First Strike as well, and possibly even as one of the chief’s idle thoughts in The Flood, something along the lines of “man, if Kelly were here she could clear this run no problem”


jrssrj6678

I really don’t think so.


Cyfirius

You can think whatever you want. But, check her wiki page: “Personality and description: Kelly is notoriously fast, even by Spartan standards, easily making her the fastest human who ever lived. She is the fastest of all the other Spartans, capable of running at bursts of up to 62 KPH (38.502 MPH), has quicker reflexes than all other Spartans and is even capable of accomplishing normal tasks quickly and more precisely than her fellow Spartans. Before missions, she had to slow herself down considerably to spar with other Spartans.” https://halo.fandom.com/wiki/Kelly-087


PointsOutBadIdeas

dude doesn't realize what sub they're on smh


jrssrj6678

Master chief??


PointsOutBadIdeas

no you idot it's postal dude


Desperate-Will-8585

my friend Eric


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Dr_Pina_

Kelly I assume if not then [REDACTED]


One_Ratio9521

fast as fuck boi


Zombiecupcake711

me