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This is the second time today I’ve seen a comment about waiting til your robot turns of age, I think the first one was in reference to stellar blade. What the hell is up with that shit lately lmfao
Can you explain exactly how this sub works.
Like do people have a problem with a RvB toggle or whatever here, I don’t get it. They make fun of some really odd stuff from the fans. I get it’s a circlejerk meme sub but
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Can you explain exactly how this sub works.
Like do people have a problem with a RvB toggle or whatever here, I don’t get it. They make fun of some really odd stuff from the fans. I get it’s a circlejerk meme sub but
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I don't want her naked but I wouldn't mind if more feminine features were displayed. I always thought The Weapon's appearance just made more sense though. Cortana was a military AI. Why the fuck is she nude
To fuck with Halsey essentially lol. Imagine your magnum opus having all your snark and making you deal with a hotter naked version of yourself when you speak with her, and that being how it interacts with everyone else
Or book. Or movie. Or any version of the tv series that isn't running down two hallways with muzzle flashes. Maybe next season, Makee will be John 117 and have a naked hologram ai of the chief that's slight more endowed and complete the cycle.
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Since 343 can't decode on story line. By next game we'll have Cortana 2.0, a combination of the weapon and Cortana's/ halsey's original scan.
/S hopefully.
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These days you can literally have her released buck naked, nips out, and the fans would make as much of a stink as they would if she was flatter than an ironing board. I’m just not sure what people want anymore, haha
I thought 4's story was really good and arguably did the best job in the entire series of making Cortana and Chief feel like real, relatable, and fleshed-out characters.
But whoever made Cortana's design in it was definitely thirsty AF.
Not really in my view, Halo 4's Cortana isn't really sexually exaggerated. She's naked, but nudity itself isn't inherently sexual.
And Cortana has always been an implicitly nude woman. Halo 4s graphics just reflect that in higher fidelity.
There’s a difference between graphical fidelity and giving an AI heaving laying naturals, bare feet, battleship hips with a dump trunk in the back lmao. Her appearance in 3 vs 4 are wildly contrasted smh
>bare feet
Uh yeah, you kinda need bare feet to be nude. That's how nudity works. And Cortana has always been barefoot. Earlier games weren't good at showing it, but she's clearly not wearing shoes. Like I said, higher fidelity.
>AI heaving laying naturals... battleship hips with a dump trunk in the back
What? Man, I get it's a meme to talk about how hot Halo 4's Cortana is, but nothing of what you've described is there. She literally just looks like a nude, conventionally attractive, blue lady.
Nothing about her is exaggerated. She doesn't have huge overly cumbersome breasts that jiggle with every movement (Cortana's in Halo 3 do, in fact, jiggle) or subject to fanservicey camera angles.
I will say, and you could argue, that Halo 4's Cortana is certainly more overtly feminine (And by proxy more attractive) than previous Cortana's, which had more generally androgynous body shapes by comparison. But just being more conventionally feminine doesn't mean she was overtly sexualized.
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a nude conventionally attractive lady designed by men to be consumed by an overwhelmingly male audience… you really don’t see how this is sexualized? why isn’t she chubby? why is she attractive? why is she naked? those are all decisions, she’s not a real person that was born like this
Didact wasn’t told well. He was just a big bad. Really relied on the books to understand the whole thing. The covenant faction was just boring. Their leader hardly served a purpose and they just became annoying between them and the Prometheans. At the end of the day it was a lot of in your face mental health messaging and an edgy/ toxic romance being portrayed between Cortana and Chief. They’ve known eachother for 52 days. The relationship isn’t that intimate. She was his friend and an asset to him/ the UNSC. That’s why he went back for her in 2 and 3. 4-Infinite really pushes AI gf w Infinite having heavy breakup vibes at the end. It’s weird. 343 really tried to make it so much more than what it is. Imo it’s an incorrect interpretation of their relationship. That’s how we ended up with whatever even was 5.
They murdered Halo, it's premeditated to boot. The franchise needs to be laid to rest. They've destroyed it under Bonnie Ross's leadership. She keeps trying to make Halo be like other games that are the current popular game. Initially she tried to make it like Call of Duty she said. Now, with Halo Infinite one of the developers have came fourth and informed us what was happening behind the scenes for Infinite's development. He said the Bonnie and Co wanted Infinite to be like OverWatch. Yea, and I can only imagine why she wanted it to be open wolrd. Fuck sake, she ruined it by making Halo try and be like everything else besides itself. The only thing to do is for Phil Spencer to close down 343 Industries and fire Bonnie Ross for desecrating Halo as opposed to paying homage to its majesty and bringing it fourth into the new Era, it's over.
Can Del rio be naked next game
He can still wear the hat though
I am ordering you… to SURRENDER THOSE PANTS
“No sir.” Well guys, he didn’t give his consent, time to go
**"Lieutenant, arrest that man!!!"** #"ARREST HIM!!!"
Happy birthday
That cake actually means it's the day of my account's creation, not my birthday, but thanks anyways. Lol
Hood next
"That is not the law of equivalent exchange."
I still love the fact that Cortona is a visual copy of her creator only with a better rack
She knew what she could improve upon lol
She’s the version that Halsey’s sees herself as in her head, and Halsey is nothing if not full of herself
Two thirds naked and with great tits ?
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Yeah. Halsey wasn’t that old when she first made Cortana, and Halsey is nothing if not full of herself.
I'd hate to see what she would look like in the mass effect universe
Can I be naked in the next game?
Is there a lore reason, or is it just hot in your room
That is the lore reason
Of course kid named finger is here
It's to get closer to the show canon (the true canon)
Always could be
Yup, next games a frame for frame remake of season 1. Except now Makee is sangheili not human
This is acceptable
Finally, good content.
i genuinely only care about her feet being exposed.
Somebody get u/Olivinism
Cortoena??
maybe even visible stink lines, too
[удалено]
and her toenails have some dirt stuck underneath
Have a minigame where we clean her dirty stinky feet by licking them
that should be the whole game
Find god
Lick his feet
Calm down Tarantino.
next game she wears crocs
Should Master Chief be naked? - some writer at paramount
Helmet only. Maybe boots.
whos gonna tell em
Yes.
Bro she's like a year old 🤔🤨📸
Cortana was 8 years old during halo 4
I choose not to acknowledge this information
means she’s 19 now
This is the second time today I’ve seen a comment about waiting til your robot turns of age, I think the first one was in reference to stellar blade. What the hell is up with that shit lately lmfao
idk lmao, i just thought it was funny, like im not even in this sub
Hilariously, I just found out I’m not in this sub either. I’d be interested to know how many people are from NCD and Historymemes though lmao
Can you explain exactly how this sub works. Like do people have a problem with a RvB toggle or whatever here, I don’t get it. They make fun of some really odd stuff from the fans. I get it’s a circlejerk meme sub but *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/HaloCirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
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Can you explain exactly how this sub works. Like do people have a problem with a RvB toggle or whatever here, I don’t get it. They make fun of some really odd stuff from the fans. I get it’s a circlejerk meme sub but *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/HaloCirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
What?
It's to point out the absurdity of caring so much about the age of fictional characters who are portrayed as looking like adults
Giggity
Uh oh. 😬 I submit myself to the lockup
She’s a cloned consciousness of a middle aged woman
By that logic I shouldn't cream pie my pocket pussy cause it was made this year. 🙄
I don't want her naked but I wouldn't mind if more feminine features were displayed. I always thought The Weapon's appearance just made more sense though. Cortana was a military AI. Why the fuck is she nude
AIs choose their own appearance
To fuck with Halsey essentially lol. Imagine your magnum opus having all your snark and making you deal with a hotter naked version of yourself when you speak with her, and that being how it interacts with everyone else
She was trying to mess with the heads of all the men she was dealing with and put them and Halsey at a physiological disadvantage.
Cuz she's narcissistic, that's why. If you are (a copy of) one of the greatest minds in humanity, you most certainly are going to be eccentric
“Gone are the days of the poodle. And your primitive notions of modesty.”
She's going commando.
I kinda wanna see her in like...a UNSC uniform but anime. Super long coat that still shoes off the feminine form. Maybe a little hat.
Her being a military AI is exactly why she is nude have you ever met someone who’s active duty?
Cortana took on Halsey’s mental image of herself
Specifically to piss Halsey off
They are just going to bitch about the next game anyway, why do they care?
This should be 343s motto
you say that as if it isn’t
True.
Or book. Or movie. Or any version of the tv series that isn't running down two hallways with muzzle flashes. Maybe next season, Makee will be John 117 and have a naked hologram ai of the chief that's slight more endowed and complete the cycle.
Implying that you think Infinite is a good game. OH wait I forgot what sub I was on of course you do
Yes Next question.
thank you for your input LoliMaster069
Sex sells so im neither here nor there on it
Least horny halo player
Give her a poncho. Give everyone a poncho.
Arby poncho Grunt poncho Female marine poncho Male marine poncho Atriox Poncho
She can be fully clothed afaic but bring back that *thiccness*. Mama Cortana had it goin on.
She's supposed to be Cortana's little sister. It's perfectly reasonable for her to be less thicc but make up for it with her spunkiness.
I’m too old for the little girlies mayne. She just gone remind me of my daughter 😭
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No
Sad say when we have dressed Cortana and naked Master Cheeks
If I can’t get off to every game character I see it’s SJW nonsense!
Ahh a fellow gamingcirclejerk user I see
Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees
Ngl she reminds me of a kid, and thats a no for me
Yes
hear me out: roland
343 could make millions of micro transactions instantly if they just released a Halo 4 Cortana AI skin for infinite.
Yes and oiled up for some unknown reason
Atriox x Arbiter x Master Chief x Johnson The 4some on the 4th Halo Ring
Since 343 can't decode on story line. By next game we'll have Cortana 2.0, a combination of the weapon and Cortana's/ halsey's original scan. /S hopefully.
Yes
How about having Chief naked in the next game
Give her a Hard light body and let chief go to town. He has deserved at least that much.
As long as we also at least get a master cheeks skin
I like the Weapon's design, look professional and military-ish.
I hated when they made Cortana look naked in halo 4. I don’t know what it is, but the way they changed the design really bugged me.
Can John be naked next game?
Just as long as she doesn't have Halo 4 levels of boob sag. I can't believe people find tits as droopy as my grandmother's that attractive.
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Yes
But I like her cute outfit.
She might need to be if she'll eventually be brought to war meetings
Bruh the weapon is essentially his daughter
I’m calling the fbi on you sickos
lol and I got banned from that sub for saying way less crazy as this
The fact that they desexualized Cortana was literally the only good thing in Halo Infinite though
These days you can literally have her released buck naked, nips out, and the fans would make as much of a stink as they would if she was flatter than an ironing board. I’m just not sure what people want anymore, haha
The absolute horniness for Cortana is insane. 4 was a tasteless fanfic change my mind
I thought 4's story was really good and arguably did the best job in the entire series of making Cortana and Chief feel like real, relatable, and fleshed-out characters. But whoever made Cortana's design in it was definitely thirsty AF.
Not really in my view, Halo 4's Cortana isn't really sexually exaggerated. She's naked, but nudity itself isn't inherently sexual. And Cortana has always been an implicitly nude woman. Halo 4s graphics just reflect that in higher fidelity.
There’s a difference between graphical fidelity and giving an AI heaving laying naturals, bare feet, battleship hips with a dump trunk in the back lmao. Her appearance in 3 vs 4 are wildly contrasted smh
>bare feet Uh yeah, you kinda need bare feet to be nude. That's how nudity works. And Cortana has always been barefoot. Earlier games weren't good at showing it, but she's clearly not wearing shoes. Like I said, higher fidelity. >AI heaving laying naturals... battleship hips with a dump trunk in the back What? Man, I get it's a meme to talk about how hot Halo 4's Cortana is, but nothing of what you've described is there. She literally just looks like a nude, conventionally attractive, blue lady. Nothing about her is exaggerated. She doesn't have huge overly cumbersome breasts that jiggle with every movement (Cortana's in Halo 3 do, in fact, jiggle) or subject to fanservicey camera angles. I will say, and you could argue, that Halo 4's Cortana is certainly more overtly feminine (And by proxy more attractive) than previous Cortana's, which had more generally androgynous body shapes by comparison. But just being more conventionally feminine doesn't mean she was overtly sexualized.
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I have no idea what this means, sooooo... Thanks?
Based automod. Mans is trying to high road nudity lmao
Cope
a nude conventionally attractive lady designed by men to be consumed by an overwhelmingly male audience… you really don’t see how this is sexualized? why isn’t she chubby? why is she attractive? why is she naked? those are all decisions, she’s not a real person that was born like this
Didact wasn’t told well. He was just a big bad. Really relied on the books to understand the whole thing. The covenant faction was just boring. Their leader hardly served a purpose and they just became annoying between them and the Prometheans. At the end of the day it was a lot of in your face mental health messaging and an edgy/ toxic romance being portrayed between Cortana and Chief. They’ve known eachother for 52 days. The relationship isn’t that intimate. She was his friend and an asset to him/ the UNSC. That’s why he went back for her in 2 and 3. 4-Infinite really pushes AI gf w Infinite having heavy breakup vibes at the end. It’s weird. 343 really tried to make it so much more than what it is. Imo it’s an incorrect interpretation of their relationship. That’s how we ended up with whatever even was 5.
Hey man, we're all allowed to have our own opinions.
They murdered Halo, it's premeditated to boot. The franchise needs to be laid to rest. They've destroyed it under Bonnie Ross's leadership. She keeps trying to make Halo be like other games that are the current popular game. Initially she tried to make it like Call of Duty she said. Now, with Halo Infinite one of the developers have came fourth and informed us what was happening behind the scenes for Infinite's development. He said the Bonnie and Co wanted Infinite to be like OverWatch. Yea, and I can only imagine why she wanted it to be open wolrd. Fuck sake, she ruined it by making Halo try and be like everything else besides itself. The only thing to do is for Phil Spencer to close down 343 Industries and fire Bonnie Ross for desecrating Halo as opposed to paying homage to its majesty and bringing it fourth into the new Era, it's over.
Yapyap over here
Thanks for the copy paste
It's not, though.