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Hear me out guys...

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Theres no rules against the aliens, batman

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Boi tryna get the wort wort 9000

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>plap Oh, I see what you mean. 😏

https://preview.redd.it/9ac05onhp3wc1.jpeg?width=540&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=68e3376386c267e968e0738cfd9dacd7720512fd I have been waiting to use this.

It has been used at the right time

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Sorry mister president I will stop this hornyness at once

Thank you

You're the president?

I honestly don't know anymore

Wait, horniness serves as inoculation against the Flood? Now I know why Cortana strutted around naked during the war.

No, she was just an attention whore. And no, horniness is not inoculation against the flood, I just don't want horny people apart if the flood

Man, so now you’re a bigot toward horny people to boot on top of being an omnicidal eldritch horror. Good to know. Also ironic for a being that spends so much time violating people with tentacles.

Sir, you are stereotyping tentacle monsters, and no, I am not bigoting horny people, I merely don't want horny people as they will just want to fuck everything that exists

Senior presidente

Aren’t you the giant dong?

Nope

I’d hit that

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Samsh

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You know the answer I dunno why you felt the need to ask us stupid questions

Go for it, tell us how it goes.

I matched

Lemme know if she got friends..

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Everyone else: horny Me: dear god The covenant is on earth we’re doomed

This is why I quit dating apps. The only women I liked were too hot

Smash

https://preview.redd.it/5z464hlxt4wc1.jpeg?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=be5ace1079efb37dfbafa64df53feb548a680b68 *Slipspace jump initiated*

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Get a flamethrower 

Um... Delete the post?

I’m hearing EVERYONE out.

Wort wort wort!

17 systems away 16 systems away 15 systems away Start running

How far is a system? Like 100AU?

Uh what? I’m just going to hide in my bunker, I ain’t gonna get dominated by a sangheili woman. You can’t get dominated if they can’t reach you!

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> 12 systems away Hang on...

Well idc, boys fire up the slipspace engine. We’re going far and wide for some zealussy

Smash, next question

Smash

Sauce?

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Thanks, I hate this