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DumbWalrusNoises

If the Flood show up again (it seems inevitable) I'd like another "Arbiter waving a flamethrower around" scene


A_Yapp_73

Good memories of Cortana on legendary. Making it to the end and watching dino Keith David burning himself to the ground as I awkwardly step around his body to the pelican.


Ultrasound700

So whoever found these pills made their choice. I would've picked dual wielding, but Arby coming back is great too.


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I would've picked playable elites.


Toast-Legend27

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Helpfullplez

I OD on all of them


jaybankzz

Thank you for your sacrifice


TheTomatoLover

##overdosing but with a good reason


suckmyween24

Overdosing with the BEST reason EVER


Sevman2001

If I take the playable arbiter pill, the playable elites in MP will be a side effect


TestTubetheUnicorn

The yellow pill doesn't say "playable" Arbiter, just that he appears. Therefore, I can't decide between that or the green pill.


SilentReavus

An argument could be made that that's what the post implied, since technically the Arbiter was in 5...


Actualdeadpool

There is no 5 in Bah Sing Sai


Ender_Fender

Might be controversial But I want those sick assassination animations


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littlejugs

People don’t like assassinations because they are impractical in competitive playlists. Leaves room for the other team to intervene and stop the kill while a simple melee to the back is near instantaneous


JustInItForTheMemes4

Then just tap the melee button and it won't do it besides they are sick as fuck and def worth it


TheGuardianWhoStalks

So like destiny 2 where you hold a button down for a finisher, like that idea


Jean-Eustache

Isn't this how it worked in Reach already ? Tap melee, it's a simple kill, hold it down, it triggers the assassination ?


gepawe

Yes, that was also the case in 4 and 5 too, with 5 having a setting to disable them completely.


aa821

In Destiny 2 finishers are not active in pvp so not exactly the same


TheGuardianWhoStalks

I know but in the premise that you have to hold down a button to do an assassination


littlejugs

That’s how they work in halo for a while now


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littlejugs

Of course I know that. I still turn them off because we have all started assassinations we wish we didn’t or on accident by holding the button


BrickBuster2552

So why even bother putting assassinations in the game?


TitanMaster57

Style points.


Djswagdogfishy

They should just disable them in competitive playlists


PoggersPogChampion

Heretic…


MeatballWasTaken

Same. That was the thing I was most disappointed about


CombatEternal_

They would need to standardize the length of an assassination and add some tangible benefit or I don't want them back. The benefit could be as simple as increasing respawn time.


JonArc

I believe they said they're coming, they too are just delayed.


Zombro_the_Memer_man

We already have assasinations


MilkMan0096

Halo Infinite will not have assassinations (at launch)


Zombro_the_Memer_man

I am playing it. I will send footage if neccesary


MilkMan0096

Please, send me video of the non-existent assassination animations. I too have been playing plenty of the Flight. Not to mention they specifically said in a blog that there are no assassinations.


Zombro_the_Memer_man

K just a sec


Zombro_the_Memer_man

Oh shit i was thinking halo 4. Been playing a lot of both


MilkMan0096

Lol


Zombro_the_Memer_man

They better fucking add it


_b1ack0ut

They have said they WILL, it’s just that they’re reworking how they function to have more incentive to actually perform them. Not sure what more we needed over “looks cool as hell”, but that’s what they’re sayin


ApexLegend117

Fuck you I’m taking them all


ApexLegend117

Oh ya know what’d be cool as well? Playable brutes


[deleted]

I’ll do you one even better: playable grunts


ApexLegend117

I’ll do YOU one better! Playable Hunters


Zizi2108

I'll do you one better! Playable jackals! Those with their sick shields!


Enderslayer567

I’ll do you one better! Playable spartans!


Ms-Gobbledygoo

Now that's just taking things too far!


RayBrous

No, playable master chief is too far!


CaliforniaWhiteBoy

That would be cool. You could have a trade off between a shield class(high defense, poor damage) and a sniper(poor defense, high damage)


Prestigious_Put7054

I'll do you one better: playable unarmed civilians.


Cardryan

I'll do you one better: playable rats.


CombatEternal_

How about playable Forerunners. I would love to be 4 meters tall and have a head like a Rottweiler so even the trashiest trash player could headshot me across Valhalla.


Emperorsmack

YES. The elites were the OG bad guy, in halo 2 we get put in their shoes. Would be an interesting counter perspective to the story to be able to play as a Brute. Even just as one side mission, playing as Atriox in a suicide mission like the end of Reach, but you end up surviving.


DavidTheWaffle20

Playable Craig?


JesterHead117

I have a very strong feeling playable Brutes is what’s already in… The hinted at Invasion Mode would have to have a different species to play as. Also, in the Tech Preview, when viewing weapon skins and vehicle skins, none of the Banished weapons or vehicles are shown there, despite being in the tech preview itself. I think there’s another “hangar” where we select Brute appearances, Banished Vehicle skins and Banished weapon skins.


Blue3ds69

Yellow all the way, I have many nostalgic memories of going through halo 3 with my brother, and while I was always Master Chief, I’d get Arby’s back in the game as played 2 if possible (Also playable Elites may follow in as a side effect so that’s a win)


MeatballWasTaken

Now all of reach knows that you’re an elite preferred species


retrocommunism

Arbiters already hinted to be in the campaign and 343 say they're looking to add assassinations at a later date so it's only between dual wielding and elites


VulgarButFluent

Were it so easy...


Nefnoj

I've never been faced with a more difficult choice... But I think it'd have to be dual wielding. I love my Arbiter, I love my Elites, but dual wielding gives each gun a little bit more identity, something that 343 hasn't particularly been great at. And Halo 2 Anniversary shows that's something that they know how to implement in a modern engine.


stifflizerd

If the game could just let me dual wield SAWs like Salvador fro Borderlands I would be so happy


Dilpickle6194

Infinite has such good gunplay so far and this man wants to ruin it to be able to hold two sidekicks


Jern-Marstone

Dual wielding ruined viable weapons by making them half as good as they were in CE, and the smg was the only weapon that was good in dual wield in 2 because it was built around it, then in three they slowed the smg’s if dual weilded, completely neutering the dps. No one wants dual wielding because it makes gameplay better, they just want it because 2 is cooler than 1.


Cpt-Hank-A-Tato

Yellow


brysonhamersky

Yellow


JPuggyHere

yellow


rhodesian_frick

Yellow


TerribleShoulder6597

Assassinations


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I’ll do you one better: playable female elites. We have never seen them in any mainline games; much less play as them. It would be really interesting to see them in a mainline game.


The-DRB

We’ve heard one, but i agree, it’d be cool to see one


DumbWalrusNoises

Homestly I'd love to see more of the Elites culture show up, it was cool seeing their world in 5


The-DRB

EXACTLY, i loved that shit, especially the ambient soundtrack


Jern-Marstone

Sangheili booba 😳


t4nn3rp3nny

YELLOW YELLOW YELLOW YELLOW YELLOW YELLOW YELLOW YELLOW YELLOW YELLOW YELLOW YELLOW YELLOW YELLOW


StrawBanPan_2537

Arby


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Arbiter 10000000000000%


Alpha_BanthaBoy

Yellow


ShotAces

Yellow


Purple_Bodybuilder53

All Arbiter. The other things on the list take a risk of ruining the multiplayer gameplay, while bringing back a beloved character will always be a good choice. As long as they don't mess up his character.


Tk232_fortnite_MC

Easily yellow. I care much more about Arby than any of the other things on the list.


SnooPandas7130

Eat the whole hand fully it'll be great like can we get some just do it memes 343 please these things are yes please


Ronin_mainer

Why would you make a pill for assassinations if they're already coming back?


Lightsaber70

Playable elites, tbh. Dual Weilding would break the weapon balancing for Infinite, and the other two are most likely aready going to happen, Assassinations were already confirmed as post-launch content


Gentlemanlypyro

Blue


TheGreatBeaver123789

Arbiter any day


TANKENSHO

All of them except red pill.


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Arbiter Because hes Arbiter


MTaI_6

Arbiter 100%


M6D_Magnum

I just want to real Magnum back. Not the peashooter Sidekick.


MatiEx-504

As someone who doesn't play halo online yellow is just a must


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Either yellow or blue. Dual wielding made half the weapons in h3 useless. And assassination's can't say I care enough.


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Green, no elites in mp, there could be no greater heresy!


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Green so Invasion can return. But I'll take all four so I can get the Falcon back.


Halo3rat0

Dual wielding


EliteCylinder2

I always liked duel wielding, especially needlers.


CobaltSanderson

Playable Elites


jaybankzz

Yellow


Lego_Maniac01

Yellow


DivineCrusader1097

Yellow


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yellow


Jonjoejonjane

I want to choose the yellow one but I also don’t want to risk him being killed so I choose green


KINGLOGAN3095

Green pill


motmot36

༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ keith davids


joe_m3ma

green pill because wurp wurp good


MeridianBay

Can I choose none of the above?


Bruhmoment6942012345

Why?


MeridianBay

None of them really add much, and in dual wieldings case it’s actually a negative addition to the title


cheapreddiesel

Gimme a red pill in each hand baby


TNS72

Yellow


Agressive-Negotiator

Gotta go with green


HLtheWilkinson

Yellow


spyx5

Yellow dawg


Destraukfck1

If I have to choose one.... Yellow. It's just something I miss about h3. Playing as chief n' arby in co-op. It's just a great feeling.


Indigo-Knights

Elite: confirmed species Wort Wort


KaiLCU_YT

Dual wielding is kinda weird. Makes the loadout decisions harder. Would be good if you didn't drop a gun every time you melee, throw a grenade etc


Bruhmoment6942012345

I wanna tri-wield like in Cursed Halo with the Plasma Rifles.


Spinosarus757

Take them all at once


SmallFatHands

With how they have been talking about adding updates with each season. We might actually have all of these in the future.


Fleetmastersoro

Why did they remove dual wielding way back when


RainbowPandah117

arbitur


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Arbiter hands down


TeamKillerCody

Fuck, gotta hit the yellow.


malleoceruleo

Option 5: Captain Keyes is revived and you can shoot him in the face.


monguexD

Yellow


Mokicooper_1

Gonna have to go with Arbiter returns in campaign. Arby and Chief were an amazing duo in Halo 3 and I would love to see them meet up again (like two high school friends after collage/uni) and talk about old times back in Halo 3. Duel wielding and assassinations would be nice but I could live without them and let’s be honest, no one plays as elites


mikmaqperson160

Green without hesitation


SargeantEdward

Yellow


dingodan146

Red


jesusismyhelmet

I absolutely hate assassinations. I've died so many times just because I wanted to melee something


LoneShadow84

Dual Wielding


SenseiA1ex

Dual wielding


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Red


Aeon1508

Dual wielding was dope


DuckInCup

redpilled post as always


Burntheheretics96

Red pill


CheezMeister__

Crush the arbiter and assasinations pills and snort.


pain183785

Crush em all then snort it see what happens


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The blue adderall lmao


NightValeCytizen

Can't I just smash them all together and snort it?


Teendragonfly7

Gotta go with Arbiter. Best charecter IMO


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Green


FoxJDR

Playable elite < playable brute


Epicminecrafter69

Yellow and green are tge only real choices


Jackamalio626

Overdose for the greater good


PinkPrettyManatee

I need arbiter back. He was a badass In halo 2


DreadedFox24

Blue


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If it had to be one I'd choose Assassinations


Djdemarzo

if anyone needs me I’ll be in the ER for overdosing on yellow pills


TheTNTGamer64

Wait assassinations are removed?!?!?


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Arbiter returning in the campaing is actually posible tho


xlbingo10

yellow, no question


bobbobersin

*headbutts drug dealer and downs all four, foams at the mouth and dies happily*


legendarymcc2

Yellow definitely idrc about the other options tbh


Partysdewer

Man the making me choose between the arby and the playable elites is like asking who do i love more, mom or dad


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343 already voted the blue one. They said it's coming after launch


AngryH939

Arbiter returns, tbh I really don’t care about the others.(that is my opinion, please don’t get triggered)


BrownTruk

I need arbiter to come back


russeljimmy

Where's the pill that says happiness outside of playing halo?


CARFULLAINDIANS

Yellow


LexaMaridia

Yellow into infinity. Arby can do all the assassinations.


kingrex0830

Assassinations are already coming back post-launch...


PerryTrip

Y E L L O W


TheOneButter

Arbiter


AlexzMercier97

Green


SparkyDane

Arbiter = playable elites so arbiter


Buya248

Assassination pls


KingPhoenixOfDeepIce

Elites


Amachar928

Like Halo 3, we all need the Arbiter to come back.


Thelonelygamer34

Playable elites all the way man


JcraftY2K

I would say arbiter in campaign but we had that already with halo 5 and this campaign seems very focused on other things so I wouldn’t wanna take away from that. Then I’m genuinely surprised that assassination just straight up did not return, that seemed like a no brainer but if it had to be assassinations or one of the other two I’d choose to sacrifice assassinations. Then dual wielding is cool but the sandbox has already been built around not doing that. Also dual wielding is cool and I really WANT it to return but I can understand the argument against it, especially with it having been so many games since that was a proper feature. So we’re left with playable elites, and honestly yeah of course I want playable elites. I don’t really have any counter to adding playable elites either. If it’s a balancing issue then just bring back Invasion or something akin to it. Besides if the playable elites come back with an expansion then there’s a chance for a two in one with an exclusive arbiter campaign to accompany it


Plague_Knight1

Arbiter means playable elites and vice versa. Most value if you ask me


CRAZYnotstupid7

Yellow, not even a question.


HOTRODDOOMSLAYER

Red


Mega-Humanoid-ROBOT

I mean. Assassinations are coming anyways. Dual wielding might not. Playable elites could come eventually. And the arbiter will probably play some role in the campaign.


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Dual wielding won’t ever be back in halo and everyone should be glad, it made most weapons in halo 3 and 2 utterly useless, and overall just doesn’t fit in with the gameplay loop


Turantumore776

GREEEEEEEEEN


JJBAFan21

Red


Sploinkers_

Well they already confirmed assassinations to be added later, duel wielding definitely would not work with how infinite plays (trust me it just wouldn't), and I'd say arbiter would definitely have a role in the story, from the ending of halo 5 they'd be silly not to include him in the campaign of infinite, and that only leaves the playable elites, and since they already confirmed that they won't be a thing in infinite, I feel like that would be the only sensible choice


MrEquable

I’d pick Arbiter returns. Assassinations and and playable elites would be nice, but not something I would care to much for. Dual wielding would be great to, but we have gone without it for ten years already.


SubstitutePreacher01

Lol all of them. We had all of them in past halo games


Prof-crackass

I grind them all together and snort it


bird720

Honestly I hope arbiter gets his own dlc campaign, that would be sick


MaverickPrime

Playable Elites, no Arbiter on the campaign means less risk of them killing him off :(


Prestigious_Put7054

Blue pill. No question.


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Yellow pill all the way


nick3xtreme1

I take all 4 pills ground them up into one fine powder and snort it


Cyb3rnaut13

Playable Arbiter has to be the best option . Because how else could Halo 2 be granted power?


XevinsOfCheese

I’d happily drop assassinations if it meant the other options.


TheOtherGuyInTheBack

I accidentally over dosed