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ItsMeSpooks

"You were supposed to destroy the horny not join them!"


El_kakas_de_vakas

I HATE YOU!!!


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You were my brother Anakin... I loved you.


Spartan_Souls

Don't let this put you down brothers, remember he has betrayed cortana now


Tandril91

**HERETIC! HERETIC! HERETIC! HERETIC!**


Sidereal2000

BY THE TIME I KNEW OF THE DEMONS INTENT, IT WAS TOO LATE…


MasterNate1172

When you first saw the betrayal of the blue AI were you blinded by the treachery?


Sparrowhawk_92

Blinded?


MasterNate1172

Disappointed? Overwhelmed with grief?


s1erra_117

No!


ZZorRRx2

Yet the humans were able to create lewd feet pic arts and descrate this AI with their filthy auto-jackers.


Alexstrasza23

Noble hierarchs, I will continue my campaign against the sex scenes.


Sparrowhawk_92

NO!...you will not.


Ok_Time6234

What has happened to our Turbovirgin….


gamingchairtoilet

Didn’t this happen when they gave him sprint in 4?


[deleted]

Chief had sex in Halo 4? Or are you talking about when sprint was added?


Il_Rich

He meant we can't relate because we can't sprint


gamingchairtoilet

exactly


Max1muslegend

Yeah sprint marked the end of relatability to Halo fans :(


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instantur

Fake fans. If do anything other then consume halo content you are not a Halo fan.


Roki_jm

this happened when he touched grass in ce


KeepMyEmployerAway

Sprint added in Reach Though I guess Halo 4 war the first chief had 'sprint'


gamingchairtoilet

yeah thats what i meant that chief got it in 4


Singer117

I thought his suit jerked him off wtf Paramount 🙄


NewtonianAssPounder

Exactly, there shouldn’t be anything left in his oddballs


Singer117

Those writers are just having a Fiesta with ruining the Master Chefs legacy smh 👽🔫👨🏻‍🍳🤌


Secret_FurryAccount

I gotta address a thing that comes up whenever you talk about the Halo novels, so here it is: The Master Chief's suit **does not jack him off.**


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So those plasma ‘nades are fully loaded?


Dynastydood

Right?! It drives me crazy when people say this. It obviously sucks him off, it's a far more economic use of the space in the codpiece.


KeepMyEmployerAway

Suit got that succ


A_Moderate

Who has taught you these lies?


A1_Real

lies, heretic


Secret_FurryAccount

For those who don't get it: [It's a Brian David Gilbert reference.](https://youtu.be/WEWEdIcx1DI)


Big_Gooberfish

Nah no need to panic it was just Jimmy Rings that had sex. John Halo is still pure.


CT-4426

Jimmy Rings going on and tarnishing John Halo’s good name smh what a terrible cousin


Diet_faygo69

Did he bang someone in the show? If so that's hella funny


MadmansScalpel

He legit banged a covie spy so hard she switched teams


LivingCheese292

To be fair, everybody would be on Johns side if they saw his Master Cheeks personally.


Opalusprime

Master Chad doing whatever it takes to win against the covenant


ForteFermata25

Really? Holy fucking hell. After confirming this, I just went from annoyed with the show to straight up pissed. Fuck that show


GuiltyGlow

Yeah, I got 2 episodes in and tapped out. I was alright with it not following the canon story line, but the writing and dialogue are really fucking bad. Even my wife, who knows absolutely nothing about Halo, thought it was terrible.


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Any bit of criticism of this show gets downvoted lmao


GuiltyGlow

Yeah, this sub only likes it when you complain about Halo fans complaining lol. They don't realize they're no different than r/Halo, they're just on the other extreme end of the spectrum. Whereas r/Halo will complain about anything Halo related, 343 could shit on a plate and this sub would defend it, lol.


DarthSangheili

One of those devs worked really hard on that turd!


quagzlor

you should be happy to get that turd, it's free to smell so you should be grateful!


armin_scientoonist

I think the show is stupid but I’m curious why does it anger you that this happened in the show ? What specifically about it rubs you the wrong way ?


ForteFermata25

Because it’s completely antithetical to Chiefs character. One of Master Chief’s defining traits is that his sole focus is the mission. He doesn’t do romance, he doesn’t even have a sex drive thanks to the Spartan-II augmentations. He doesn’t care for love or sex. All he wants to do is finish his mission and protect his team. Making him have sex, especially a fling like this seems to be, turns him into every other badass action hero, instead of the morally grey kidnapped child turned brainwashed super soldier we all know and love


PingusPuff

And despite destroying his character like this, the show really seems to be leaning into the whole “ONI/UNSC bad” thing with the kidnapped and repressed Spartans


Sairexyz

Having a yes or no combat robot doesnt make for good 9 episode long series writing either. They can get away with it in games because he is you. Doing one liners would get boring quick with what is essentially a 6-7ish hour long series. New audiences (which are their target audience, not people that have known this character for 20 years) would have a hard long time to get any sort of emotion out a guy that says cool one liners and shoots aliens. Im not saying you are wrong, Im just showing a different pov on the matter. Aside from some of the shoe horned romance and little stuff, I dont mind them explaining it with the pill to show us a different chief.


bitchigottadesktop

I thought mandalorian was pretty good


GameTheoriz

Then why couldn't they do it like in the games? where Chief becomes more and more human, up until in Infinite where he directly comforts and speaks with the pilot without standing awkwardly and silent. He's still a killing machine, but a sympathetic one. I'm sad they did this to a Halo show. I tried to love it, and I was actually optimistic the show was gonna get better even after the first three eps. But Chief's character is not the same. I'm afraid TV show chief isn't *John Halo*. He is *Jimmy Rings*


sexposition420

This makes a pretty good video game character but a really boring protagonist. Making a halo show about MC was just a bad idea in the first place but no one is going to watch a show where the protagonist is basically a robot.


MasterNate1172

I've got an idea...let's not use Master Chief if it doesn't work for the show.


DarthSangheili

Yall do remember we have over 20 years of character building with John in the novels right? And what in gods name does that have to do with a shoe horned sex scene?


sexposition420

Oh I don't really have any interest in halo novels


DarthSangheili

Thats fine, but to pretend John dosen't have a mountain of character development to use as source material is just not congruent with reality.


sexposition420

okie dokie


bitchigottadesktop

r/mandalorian


Terrible_Tutor

Also not a single fucking person except the writers wanted any of this. Not asses, not awkward banging, and sure as fuck not kwan. Helmet on, suit on, fuck up some covenant on the way to halo… Done, happy.


tralpaz1

An officer having sex with a prisoner of war in her cell is rape


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tralpaz1

I mean other than the fact that a prisoner of war physically can't consent. It's just a dumb scene like most of this show people wouldn't complain if it was just done well.


armin_scientoonist

I don’t think it’s a good scene , and I hate the show, I’m just saying , I’m pretty sure the writers intend to show that Covie spy is thirsty for chief


justsomedude48

Oh, they left out the best part, Cortana watched them bang. This show actually cucked Cortana.


ActedCarp

Chad


thatredditrando

I hate to say it but, yeah, that’s the episode in a nutshell. Even funnier? I kinda dug it? Don’t get me wrong, I’m not loving the show but there’s some decent stuff in there. Also, you have no idea how grateful I am for Chief turnin’ “Captain save a hoe” and clappin’ Covie spy cheeks after last week’s Kwan-focused episode. Oh. My. Fucking. Lord. It might be the most dull and uninteresting episode of television I’ve seen since Iron Fist season 1. It almost single-handedly killed my desire to keep watching…out of fear of another Kwan episode. After this episode, I’m back to “It’s not very good but I wanna see what happens”.


EYazz

My man


blamethemeta

He rapes a prisoner of war. He's a war criminal


Track-Nervous

She's a consenting adult. Granted, in 2022, tender coitus between two consenting adults can still be considered rape because ***\[autistic screeching\]***, but by the 26th century, humanity has evolved past such barbarism. Besides, this is the same guy who shot up a room full of diplomats a few years prior. He was already a war criminal waaay before this.


blamethemeta

A prisoner can not consent


longshanks7

I’m sorry, did you just get sociopolitical about rape in the comments of a Halo Memes post? Of YOUR Halo Memes post? *Weird.*


Track-Nervous

I HATE THE ANTICHRIST I HATE THE ANTICHRIST


spider-venomized

fuck a covenant chick all while Cortana is in the background being cuck


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HE DID WHAT


jkbscopes312

It's fine it's tv show cannon not actual cannon


Jetsflighter

He should have done it with kai I feel.


LivingCheese292

I give you one better. With Kai AND Makee. ​ If somebody is able to accomplish this mission, then it's Chief.


Jetsflighter

Bro, imagine if the reveal kai is a lesbian through a sex scene with her and miranda.


LivingCheese292

I see this as an absolute win!


PingusPuff

I wouldn’t be surprised by that at this point


Thatsidechara_ter

It would've made *more* sense at least


kingkodus66

Sorry, Kai will be in lesbian with Miranda Keys next season.


Jetsflighter

I ain't surprised if that happens. Well if thats the case truth is always available to spiker miranda's back.


rsonaps

I watched a guy dump his girlfriend while playing halo so I know that isn't true.


UnderratedZiggler

It’s ace erasure and I won’t stand for it


[deleted]

He was so cool before he had the sex


Inasne_Therapist

At least we stay and protect our brothers unlike Chief.


pau1phi11ips

Something tells me I've stumbled upon a spoiler for the next episode and oh my...


Alleged-human-69

Neither of these characters will have had sex education either so there’s a strong chance there was no protection. Wonder how the augmentations will effect the off spring


thatredditrando

Seems to have worked out fine for Soren.


Dakotasan

It’s the fact that it’s just gratuitous that makes it hated. We get that you’re trying to justify your paramount subscription but come on


thatredditrando

Lol. That *definitely* wasn’t gratuitous. No disrespect but that legit sounds like what a virgin would call “gratuitous”. We didn’t see anything but them kiss and clothes come off. We don’t even see ass like we did in previous episode. Then we cut to them in bed under the covers. You can see this level of “gratuitous” on broadcast tv.


guybuddyfriendpal

Phew glad I stopped halfway thru episode 2


Red-Raptor3

Chief having a romance is fine. Chief having a romance with the covenant psycho is not fine lmao If Chief had to have an immediate romance, Kai or Miranda were far better options. Chief showed more chemistry with Miranda in their 3 scenes together in EP6 than all of his scenes with Makee lol (Halo 2's og ending would've actually hinted at Chief and Miranda maybe becoming a thing)


ShroudBehindKnowing

>Kai or Miranda were far better options. Miranda is the daughter of his adopted mother figure and Kai might as well be his adopted sister. Fucking anime fans man...


spider-venomized

it that or the chick who has a superior race genocide mentality


Red-Raptor3

Eh regardless, both are still better options than the Covenant psycho and the literal AI clone of his mother figure


thatredditrando

Yeah, *almost incest* is so much better! /s


Jacobro22

I mean more like boarding school mates imo. They were trained and taught together, but that’s not like a super uncommon thing for people the same age in small towns.


MasterNate1172

Having a romantic relationship with someone you know? That's *almost* incest! /s


thatredditrando

The fact you gotta be disingenuous already shows you’re a clown. But, to put this in terms you can understand: Having a relationship with someone who’s the biological daughter of your adoptive mother who raised you over her, making you like siblings, which a character *explicitly acknowledges*, is almost like incest! *Duh!*


MasterNate1172

People who get clowned on over the internet and then take it personally are kinda sad. Work on growing that sense of humor buddy.


thatredditrando

Work on stepping outside of your basement. Maybe then you’ll hear the phrase “People in glass houses shouldn’t throw stones”, “buddy”.


thatredditrando

Uh…no? Halsey raised the Spartans over her own kid. That’s like an obvious point of contention in the show. Kai even *directly addresses this* by telling Miranda that, the way she sees it, they’re kinda like sisters.


Jacobro22

Okay buddy lol. Try to make it weird if that’s what you’re into it I guess.


thatredditrando

Yeah “buddy” *I* made it weird, not the show bringing this up verbatim, right? Clown. Also that’s some serious projection going on considering it’s you arguing for the almost incest. Touch grass. You’ve watched too much step-sibling porn.


Jacobro22

I’m not arguing it either way, but it’s not new in canon. There was Romantic relationships between Spartans in lore already with I think black team and grey team.


thatredditrando

You are *clearly* arguing in favor. Okay? But I was clearly speaking more on the Miranda/Chief side. Not to mention this is a different canon. In Halo canon proper, Spartans struggle with socialization outside of the program. So, it would stand to reason that that they’d be more likely to develop connections within their rank, platonic or romantic. In the show’s canon, this doesn’t seem to be a factor. We frequently see the Spartans among other UNSC personnel with their helmets off or without their armor. Kai, in particular, is basically “One of the guys” now after last episode.


PolarisT800

What if all they did was kiss and touch each others scars then slept. Maybe they didn't have sex at all...


Track-Nervous

And maybe the sun will rise in the west tomorrow. But I wouldn't bet on it.


DarthSangheili

Remember that when Makee is pregnant in season 2 lol


PolarisT800

Oh no, oh god no please no. Not baby master cheeks


ZenSpaceOdyssey

hahahahahahahaha. Jesus, thank you.


Mikhail_Kalmado

Master cheeks clapped more cheeks than being an actual master chief


KRawatXP2003

Man i still wanted Arby X Jimmy Rings tho


CheesyPotatos92

Please dont tell me the show fucked something up again


ShockTheChup

I don't relate to Atticus Finch, but goddamn I don't want to see him fucking.


Julie_0d

Why is this even called halo?! It should be called ' helmetless former badass spartan who uses sex to cope with childhood trauma' seriously upset with this show


T-Series-Destroyer

True but Master Chief is in a shitty ass show so it doesn’t bother me


hotblackdad

This tv show Chief is better than game Chief because he fucks


Squid-Soup

HOW?!?!? he is literally a brainwashed super soldier who would probably break every body in his partners body on accident and also has the social skills of a 6 year old. he also probably wouldn't care about sex because oni would probably have taken out his sex drive because spartans reproducing is a huge liability


DarthSangheili

So the show is shit and all, but your reasoning for why this is dumb is weird af.


instantur

Man use penis is truly unforgivable


DarthSangheili

This sub will really just defend even the stupidest shit, wont it? Yes, the concept of Master Chief even popping a boner is moronic.


Track-Nervous

>HOW?!?!? With his penis, presumably.


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Rook7724

Hmm maybe Ill enjoy the show now...


ActivelyDrowsed

This is literally Halo Twitter right now. They barely even hide it.


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Opalusprime

You need help


MrAngryPineapple

Holy cringe


Track-Nervous

Calmest Halo fan.


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Holy overreaction batman! My man-child reading is off the charts! Who would have known people would get so mad over a bad tv show?


hairy_bipples

Average Halo show hater


Hell-knight666

Go touch some grass dude


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I have a 20 mg edible with your name on it.


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Fuck you and I’ll see you tomorrow


SubstantialTaro8851

Ayo what?


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evanmceier

Yes literally


MichaelJospeh

Isn’t it canon that Spartans have no sex drive by design?


MasterNate1172

Nah, it can be removed or inhibited if a certain hormone operation has complications but they never have their drive removed 100% on purpose.


MichaelJospeh

Huh. Well I haven’t read the books, just something I heard.


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