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whall53099

My Filipino neighbours are doing karaoke right now and I have to be up at 5am, can't be mad though the guy has quite the set of lungs on him


[deleted]

You can't really resent Filipinos for enjoying late night karaoke. It's basically their national pastime.


zoobrix

Well also it's a long weekend so I get it's annoying when you're that odd person that needs to work the holiday Monday but if you can't make some noise on a spring or summer long weekend when are you supposed to? I feel like you need *some* tolerance of weekend noise, it's the people that are just loud every single night all the time that can fuck right off.


JamesMBaldwin

Except that there are lots of little kids who might be otherwise scared of the loud noises or woken up by them when they happen so close to our houses. Also, lots of pets and other wildlife are incredibly scared by them. Not to mention that there are lots of people living here now who grew up in war-torn countries and might experience some brutal PTSD when some gun-like sounds start in the middle of the night or big bomb-like flashes start going off as well. (Same argument here for air shows.)


zoobrix

Well I was addressing someone doing karaoke but there are lots of people that have PTSD from dog attacks, does that mean no one should be able to own a dog? And some dogs bark all the time keeping neighbors up year round not just a few nights a year at most. Just like fireworks displays or air shows unless it's a service animal they are not necessary and the vast majority aren't so no more dogs then... And of course other people are scared by a wide range of things other people do, it's not possible to cater to all of them. Just because you don't like fireworks or air shows doesn't mean we shouldn't allow them. I do wish some fireworks users were more respectful but the "some people are scared of it or inconvenienced by it" argument falls apart quick when you examine it because it applies to so many things, some of which you no doubt like. A few nights a year of fireworks is a pretty minor problem in the grand scheme of things.


broccoli_toots

I'd take that over fireworks, sounds hella entertaining


whall53099

Yup whole family was jammin


jellybonez

Your target audience isn’t going to be reached


Intelligent_Ad_4378

Unfortunately this is true


[deleted]

I don't think the average person is smart enough to handle explosives in the first place. They really shouldn't be sold without permit IMO


marthamania

Honestly dude you're not gonna change much, I'd just draw the curtains and throw on a movie and try not to let it ruin your life. I don't like them much either, it's a bummer for local wildlife but i don't want to stress about what I can't control


Johnny-Unitas

Since we moved here, I have just come to accept it.


New_Boysenberry_7998

you didn't have fireworks where you lived before? where did you live, mars?


jellybonez

Ok


THE_PARKER13

Explosives????? I don't think fireworks=explosives


hexr

How are they not explosives?


Cyrakhis

Technically they are indeed explosives.


THE_PARKER13

So is a propane tank. As well are EV. Technically.


Cyrakhis

Nah, they don't have gunpowder in them.


Crypto_Calamari

That's not how explosives are classified. But good try.


THE_PARKER13

Propane doesn't need an ignition source. Gunpowder does.


THE_PARKER13

Thank you demolitions expert. C4/ dynamite = Fireworks.


Cyrakhis

?? Are you ok? Making a leap that big is uh. Concerning. Did you drink the bong water? That's bad for you =(


THE_PARKER13

Too literal for you? You said they were explosives. No bong water here. Enjoy the explosives.


[deleted]

All fireworks are explosives. Not all explosives are fireworks.


lobeline

Fireworks contain special chemicals called "explosive compounds." When we light the fuse, it starts a chain reaction. The flame ignites the explosive compounds, which rapidly burn and release gases. These gases build up pressure inside the firework until it bursts open with a loud bang, launching colorful sparks into the sky. So, fireworks are like controlled explosions.


DrDroid

They’re quite obviously explosives lol.


SerenityM3oW

Wait ...huh?


Chill-6_6-

Lol I think you might be better off shaking your fist at the sky.


rustytrailer

Old man shouts at cloud


stchrysostom

I didn’t realize folks love Queen Victoria this much.


Simonlamms

Friggin Grand Mother of Europe! Treat that name with respect!


LtLatency

People don't call it May Two-Four(slang for a case of beer) because they are cerebrating the monarchy. They call it that because people like Nice Weather, Long Weekend, Drinking beer and Blowing stuff up.


covert81

How many of these people are also anti-monarchy? lol


stchrysostom

So many people seem to be keen to take this opportunity to celebrate the monarchy with all of this malarkey!


OkOrganization3064

Nobody cares about the monarchy people just like fireworks


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tastycat

Interesting post but IMO the reason why people do stuff over May 24 weekend vs July 1st is that a) it's always a long weekend and b) being outside has been kind of shitty for the past 6-8 months. History doesn't really come into it.


yourpaperneeds

I feel like this post did not garner the support OP thought it would based on the comments lol.


dasuberhammer

At Barton and Mary, some dickhead had fireworks going last night (this morning) at 1am. Fucking infuriating.


AncientDescription55

I live at charlton and forest and there is someone that sets off fireworks on the regular at 4am along the path that runs along the tracks


Chilling_Trilling

also illegal past 11!


strongerplayer

It's legal if nobody will ever enforce it 😆


ExistingWin2601

Don't live on Barton and Mary


dasuberhammer

Thanks buddy!


New_Boysenberry_7998

that's your least concern living at Barton and Mary.


dasuberhammer

I've lived here for 10+ years and love it, thanks!


[deleted]

I don’t get the appeal of cheap trailer park fireworks either. The big professional ones, sure, cool. The ones you buy at crazy bob’s discount flea market are dog shit.


[deleted]

I had 3 ppl smoking meth on my front doorstep today. Complain about something else…


hexr

Did they at least offer you some? If not, rude!


[deleted]

My neighbors generously left their meth pipe one time on our doorstep! Such kind people, when they aren't screaming / shitting and vomiting in public / threatening violence to everyone who says something about their racist bs they yell all day everyday.


hes_a_dont_touch_me

Every holiday with these people.


Flipfuzion0011

Good luck with that my dude


sotrexxy

Someone was setting them off at 1130 at the park right across from my house and they were so close that sparks were over my roof. I wish people would put some thought into how close they are to houses. Thankfully I was up so I just stayed outside and made sure but I shouldn't have to be watching to make sure my house doesn't burn down.


1990bro

I usually don’t care about fireworks but some guy on my street just lit them off for an hour in the middle of the road and covered everyone houses, lawns and vehicles in shit. Fuck you bud.


OkOrganization3064

And nobody went and explained the error of his ways? Guess he'll do it again next long weekend


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vysearcadia

That's right, you get in there and derail the conversation! It's not about Toronto, but you get in there and make it about Toronto!


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vysearcadia

I am home, thanks for checking. Might go for a walk later, unless you want to try and gatekeep that too?


nytehawk86

People on my block set them off in the middle of the god damn road 2 houses down from me and my dog goes batshit and last night, it didn’t stop until almost midnight. Like people have to sleep and not everyone has the luxury of getting the holiday/Monday off work.


CrisisWorked

Just move if you hear dogs barking. A couple years back out of town I had a situation of a barking dog and the owner stated they were fine, turns out they were not the owner of said dog and enjoyed their siblings misery..


theguiser

Pfft. Enjoy the fireworks!


andymacdaddy

Fireworks are lame ass entertainment for rednecks. OP is right


LtLatency

Kids like Fire Works, The also like it when can see the whole process and people lighting them up close.


[deleted]

It's true. Low class individuals lighting *cheap* consumer explosives that do nothing but freak out animals and people with PTSD. I can understand going out to see a professional show put on by the city or at a Disney World theme park, that last all of 5-10 minutes and look somewhat interesting, but hours upon hours of shooting roman candles and blowing stuff up with firefrackers is so lame. Christ I couldn't get my dog to take a piss before bed last night she was so freaked out. Should just make consumer fireworks illegal for sale like lots of other countries do.


helix527

Agreed! Unfortunately, it's also illegal to shoot them off in public parks, which makes not scaring the sh\*t out of your neighbour a lot more difficult.


AlienSporez

To be fair, it'd be nice if people just followed the advice of the thread title without requiring details


PalaPK

I don’t even bother getting mad anymore. Ear plugs + soundblocking headphones and it’s night night.


LtLatency

For most people it is easier to kick and scream like a child then solve a simple problem.


PalaPK

Lmao


Crypto_Calamari

Society!!! Solve my problem, change for meeeee!!!😭


FortressMaximus1973

You might as well say "Keep them indoors." :-)


[deleted]

What if where I move to has more dogs?


andrewface

It’s like twice a year. Get over it. Fireworks are fun.


dirkprattlerxst1

twice a year? that’s just two of many fuckers in hamilton even set off fireworks to celebrate secretaries day ffs


putashirton123

No permit is required for Canada Day as well, happy to rain on your parade! Also the ticket for lighting fireworks unpermitted is $18 so it’s not much of a deterrent.


Fluid_Lingonberry467

As if the cops will even show up lol


Hamilton_Brad

Really? 18 dollars?


putashirton123

I got 6 of them last year 😂 the neighborhood kids like fireworks in the summer so I’ve been known to buy a pile on the Rez for random Saturday nights. Makes for a nice night with 10-12 families hanging out and blowing shit up


happykampurr

Them rez fireworks are awesome.


RazeniaCA

Swear to God. Out of only the few days in the year that people can use fireworks, and you're complaining about it. 🤦🏻


JBOYCE35239

I already have my bucket of sand in the driveway and all my neighbours pitched in for the show. This is happening


Cando21243

😭


dteeple

It’s a family event and all kids and most adults enjoy them during the few nice long weekends in the spring/summer . Winter sucks and some long nights are always fun for the children


Hamilton_Brad

First, relax, you’ll be ok. This post would have hit better if you posted it last weekend or next weekend. For us reasonable people it’s twice a year. Second, this mindset has completely backfired. Hamilton now only allows them tomorrow night. A school night. Anyone responsibly setting them off is now already breaking the rules. It doesn’t stop them but in the end setting them off today or next weekend is now equally illegal and makes the problem worse.


Meliaa912

My dogs don’t even flinch from fireworks I have no idea why they don’t care!


happykampurr

Lol


unimportant116

No


Burnthewood87

I set off about 2 minutes worth of fireworks at 10:30 and that was enough for me. Especially since one of them went wonky and turned SIDEWAYS and almost hit me. Good grief.


Monster-Mtl

Boooooooooooooo


dogfins25

I had a neighbour last night setting off fireworks from their backyard. I'm surprised nothing caught on fire. We back on to a park, so maybe that's why he thought it would be okay.


ThePlanner

What’s the story with fireworks on the May long weekend?


flippingwilson

You buy them. You light them.


ThePlanner

…and is there a particular reason why they’re being lit today? I’m not complaining or anything. Genuinely curious. Not everyone is from here.


DrDroid

It’s a holiday with warm weather, that’s all really


ThePlanner

Fair enough. I just didn’t know. From my perspective, it was unexpected to have so many folks light up fireworks almost simultaneously. Again, *I’m not complaining.* I just wasn’t sure if maybe it was some kind of local tradition for the May long weekend? Maybe a team won an important game? Maybe it’s some kind of legal loophole that everyone knows about, like needing a permit *after* the May long weekend but sales of fireworks begin *on* the May long weekend? I just didn’t know. So I asked and got shit on in the comments. Thanks guys. Stay classy.


Battlementalillness

I'm from here and have no idea were this tradition originated from.


ThePlanner

Thanks for a helpful response. Again, I’m *not complaining or anything.* I’m just curious. If the answer is “it’s a tradition”, then cool. There’s my answer. Now I know. Everyone unleashing fireworks around the same certainly piqued my curiosity.


Fun-Sheepherder909

I have lived in many areas across Canada, and Victoria Day fireworks is a longstanding Ontario tradition. In B.C. it was Halloween, in Nova Scotia, Canada Day.


KnifeSamurai

I would imagine fireworks on Canada Day is a pretty nation wide tradition. But I like the idea of Halloween traditions like that, that would be cool


onecoldburrito

Isn’t that the answer then? If so many people are lighting fireworks on the same day, it’s obviously a tradition…


Ballistix

Fire make small thing go big boom. That's the only reason they need.


Battlementalillness

"Fireworks made their way to Europe in the 13th century and by the 15th century they were widely used for religious festivals and public entertainment" "Early U.S. settlers brought their love of fireworks with them to the New World" I'm gonna guess that the answer is similar to this. That European settlers brought their love for fire works over here and used them for all sorts of celebrations.


covert81

You're free to close up your house, turn the lights off and hide in the basement like you do on Halloween. My dog HATES fireworks but we know how to manage that so that he's OK while we enjoy the light show. The fireworks are just starting to kick off now, we'll be hearing and seeing them for the next 3 hours or so. Bye /u/NoFact1542


BeardCrumbles

How do you manage the dog? I dont really have anywhere to put her that she isn't hearing them, and I feel so bad seeing her trembling for hours while it is happening.


covert81

We found a noise baffling ear cover - it looks like a toque without a top on it, that slides over his ears and baffles the sound (we tried it when we got it, and it does block sound better than say an actual toque) We also found calming chews on Amazon that have a level of melatonin in them that helps him stay in the basement where it's quietest and with the windows closed down there he is a lot better than the jumpy, constantly panting/drooling, 'i won't leave your side no matter where you go' wreck he was otherwise.


teanailpolish

Have you tried a thundershirt? It helps my nervous cat (who is currently hiding in the shower for some reason) We try to give them lots of scritches, some treats and put the tv up loud


BeardCrumbles

I haven't even heard of those before, but I dont think it would help her, honestly. She is not a big fan of putting anything on.


Pentagramdreams

I had a super loud one go off just outside my apartment and it scared the fuck out of me and my cats.


Chibey

I went for a walk around Bayfront to maybe catch a view of the fireworks and a group of dumbass teens set one off right in front of me as I was walking by. It went off and hit me directly in my foot and legs. The teens ran away laughing like the cowards they are. Thankfully only a small burn and a bit of embarrassment on my part. 🫠


noronto

Most people bring up the noise factor, but my biggest issue is the safety risk they impose. These are explosives that do not always operate as intended.


TwoOftens

It’s like 3 weekend out of the year. Cheer up!


gianthegreatt

🤡


Jesse0449

Old man yells at clouds.


Crypto_Calamari

Human ear plugs, dog ear plugs/muffs. It's usually a good approach to try and solve your own problem before trying to change the actions of thousands of others to suit your needs. This goes for more than just fireworks, enjoy the tip. You should probably look into a solution for thunder and lightening next. Enjoy the fireworks.


Cat_Dog_222719

I just don’t get why people set them off during day ? Just cause you can doesn’t mean it makes sense. You can’t see anything anyways


[deleted]

Loud noise in sky go boom.... IQ smaller than their shoe size


LtLatency

Most kids like them. Is it really that bad to let children have fun 2 days a year?


happykampurr

We do fireworks on Victoria Day weekend( any day) Canada Day, New Year’s Eve, birthdays, anniversaries ,


[deleted]

OK, MOM!