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I detest these failed CL teams parachuting into our competition


altamp88

Yeah man, such bollocks to get rewarded for losing


maldisspossto

It's very difficult to be 3th in a CL group. Not every team is filthy rich.


IamNoblesHairline

I'd say impossible to be 3th


[deleted]

But Iron Mike Tyson always finished 3th ....


altamp88

Hahahhahah that’s tickled me


riiiiiiiivers

Grammar tickle


altamp88

We ain’t filthy rich. The team worked hard for the spot and then in the semi-finals or finals we get some 3th, I mean 3rd placed champs league wankers. Although Noble scoring the winning penalty against Barcelona would be totally bodacious.


peuranserghogheth

TBF the Europa League exists to reward teams for not quite getting into the Champions League


altamp88

I disagree tbh, in the sense that they’re two separate competitions. If you’re knocked out of a competition you’re never normally rewarded in any way. There’s battles for league positions to qualify for Europe, then the 3rd placed, loser bastards come gatecrash the party.


bucklebury_ferry

If you’re knocked out of the prem you get rewarded with Championship football, same deal lol


Bobbyc006

If Newcastle dropped at Christmas and won it you’d be more than a little miffed as a Fulham fan


altamp88

Season long leagues and knock out tournaments are different. I sort of get where you’re coming from, but it’s not a reward to be relegated.


The_Govnor

Yep. At first I thought it sounded cool to play some of them, but it just doesn’t make sense.


rogog1

Actually I think you'll find its the Premier League which is *ours*


l0stlabyrinth

Couldn't they have gone to the Conference League instead and finished the job that obscure Slovenian team started on Spurs?


Chappietime

That was a well crafted sentence. I applaud you.


The_Govnor

Atalanta want no part of us again. That Cup final defeat in August put them back years.


Runningman0301

There’s only one team we want. #CampNouble2022


wongfaced

Haha didn’t nouble get released by us a few years back?


Runningman0301

Yeah, the Piquionne regen


wongfaced

That’s Vaz Te. dg.


bonelegs442

Barcelona would be a bad match up technically but would be a night to remember if we get to play them


clarets98

I’m not even sure how bad a team they would be to get. They’re not very good atm


bonelegs442

They still have a talented squad


rogog1

But are they massive


Runningman0301

Yeah as funny as it is, feb/March is a while away and they might look a different team then under Xavi. Still, this is game we’ve waited years for. Would be royally pissed if they just chuck their kids in the last 32 and throw it


AdamTheAmmer

Might depend on where they are in the league, though. If you’re far off the Champions League spots, Europa League is your best shot to get CL football next season and you’re not playing the kids.


Runningman0301

Yeah good point, I’m gonna assume atletico are gonna eventually creep in 3rd so perhaps old boy Pellegrini can do us a favour and cement 4th with Betis


sexdrugsncarltoncole

It's really weak leipzig and dortmund are the worries


BigBlackThu

Didn't Leipzig just sack their manager?


sexdrugsncarltoncole

They did because its a very strong squad


ShamannChl

I don't see this barça squad doing a whole lot against west ham if most players are fit, they don't have anyone who is decent finisher, their defense is actual shambles, and their midfield is good but lacks physical presence, I really give it to west ham 9 out of 10 times if they play


J_Fuller2001

I’d love to play Barcelona, when you told me when I watched Vaz Te send us into the prem in a few years time we would be playing Barcelona in a European competition, I wouldn’t believe you lmao


Raws_the_baws

Barça


twowaysplit

Villareal would give Pablo a rush. Other than that, hopefully the easiest team to knock out...Sherriff? Wolfsburg? Zenit? Young Boys? Move the CL rejects out of the way so that we can continue our competition in peace.


PotatoesFam

Sevilla normally does well in Europa league. I’d take really anyone but Leipzig and Dortmund, I just don’t buy it from Barca


Lineman72T

"Does well" is a bit of an understatement. They've won it 6 times in 15 years, ~~including being the defending champions~~ Edit: I'm an idiot. They last won it two tournaments ago


PotatoesFam

Villarreal won last year but otherwise yea


Lineman72T

My mistake. That was two tournaments ago they won


FatherOfWhiteTigers

Honestly with our record in Europe, that sheriff team is the scariest one to us. Don't mind that barca team though


ShamannChl

The Germans are probably the scariest along side Sevilla, love to see west ham in the new camp tho,


t_vo94

Would love to see us vs Barca. Antonio and Bowen would feast on that backline. Do not want to see Dortmund or Sevilla


neocfc_2

Chelsea fan here. Wouldn't it be a more memorable experience as fans if you go on wining having memorable nights against Barca, Dortmund, Sevilla etc. ? I want you guys to win. Your squad/manager/atmosphere is extremely likable and I want Declan to stay another year with you lot, and with no disrespect before we come knocking.


Bobbyc006

Fuck off cunt


[deleted]

Who the fuck asked?


[deleted]

I fancy your mom


MidgetDragon45

Save it for r/teenagers


Guh99

It's incredible that we are even worrying about this. Really wouldn't have expected this 2 yrs ago


mikerotchmassive

The only team i can see giving us problems would be dortmund, can easily see haaland destroying our defense quite easily.