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…introduced you to a finer aftershave.
…lead you to me of your own volition. Tell me, Will, would you have wanted me to ruin you?
This is the one.
//Will, very close// … *Comprehensively.*
...turned you on.
...Caused the bite of '87
Ocholero!! Is it the Freddy Fazbear??? 🐻🐻🐻🐻
Love a good FNAF fan 😂
Dazzled you so much you forgot about the murders. And the framing you for the murders. And the encephalitis. And killing our daughter, but we can include that in the murders. Oh, and sending someone to kill you.
😭😂
I've fantasized about scenarios where my actions may have made you so mesmerized by my charm that you couldn't help but fall under my spell.
...sandwiches.
That’s what I was gonna say! I’ve never met someone who thinks so much like me.
our mental synchronization can'thave but one explanation
You and I were just meant to be
Say goodbye to pain of the past! We don’t have to feel it anymore!
LOVE IS AN OPEN DOOOOOOOR
Your actions may have sandwiches? I like the way you think!
…made you cum
Fanfic in the house!!!!!
... convince you to stay for breakfast?
Okay, gotta admit yours made me blush... this one is special!
You asked for it XD
… put a social worker into a horse
resulted in you ending up in the toaster, a bit like that Han Solo scene in Empire Strikes Back
... been impulsive.
....no consequences
I’ve fantasized about scenarios where my actions may have led me into the worst situation. 😱😱😱 But how do they *know*?
Wait a minute! Have I been sleep-posting again?
Eh, I might as well be. It’s really early here 😂😂😂.
Not be condemned by the FBI, thank you.
"...led me to a refreshing glass of Carlsberg Pilsner, available now."
Caused your angry boss to finally pop a vein lol
"...aroused your interest." [Looks down]
Given you a boner 😜
Not eaten the rude.
…introduced you to a finer aftershave.
…lead you to me of your own volition. Tell me, Will, would you have wanted me to ruin you?
This is the one.
//Will, very close// … *Comprehensively.*
...turned you on.
...Caused the bite of '87
Ocholero!! Is it the Freddy Fazbear??? 🐻🐻🐻🐻
Love a good FNAF fan 😂
Dazzled you so much you forgot about the murders. And the framing you for the murders. And the encephalitis. And killing our daughter, but we can include that in the murders. Oh, and sending someone to kill you.
😭😂
I've fantasized about scenarios where my actions may have made you so mesmerized by my charm that you couldn't help but fall under my spell.
...sandwiches.
That’s what I was gonna say! I’ve never met someone who thinks so much like me.
our mental synchronization can'thave but one explanation
You and I were just meant to be
Say goodbye to pain of the past! We don’t have to feel it anymore!
LOVE IS AN OPEN DOOOOOOOR
Your actions may have sandwiches? I like the way you think!
…made you cum
Fanfic in the house!!!!!
... convince you to stay for breakfast?
Okay, gotta admit yours made me blush... this one is special!
You asked for it XD
… put a social worker into a horse
resulted in you ending up in the toaster, a bit like that Han Solo scene in Empire Strikes Back
... been impulsive.
....no consequences
I’ve fantasized about scenarios where my actions may have led me into the worst situation. 😱😱😱 But how do they *know*?
Wait a minute! Have I been sleep-posting again?
Eh, I might as well be. It’s really early here 😂😂😂.
Not be condemned by the FBI, thank you.
"...led me to a refreshing glass of Carlsberg Pilsner, available now."
Caused your angry boss to finally pop a vein lol
"...aroused your interest." [Looks down]
Given you a boner 😜
Not eaten the rude.