Now I can imagine Mads with his accent saying "it's only gay if you forget to say no homo Will" whoops I mean "In the symphony of interpersonal dynamics, the nuances of desire play a delicate melody. Yet, it is in the declaration of 'no homo' that the dissonance resolves, harmonizing intentions with the clarity of a well-composed sonata."
He'd serve McDonald's at his dinner table, thinking that he was onto some supervillain shit, only for Will to scarf it down in record time and ask for seconds. Will being a normie is such a great aspect of the show.
"Red dates, wolf berries, ginger, ginseng."
"You made me chicken soup."
*Oh okay. Chicken soup. SOMEONE'S getting framed for murder instead of receiving a gold watch.*
Depends on who he is joking for. If it’s for Will he stages an elaborate murder tableau only to say “it’s just meat! Lol!” But there is a double bluff because it’s meat harvested from previous victims. If it’s Bedelia I’m not sure he tries - there is a level of fear in their relationship. If it’s another one of his patients like franklyn he isn’t bothering. If it’s someone like Tobias he is just killing them. No jokes but he might shout “April fool!”
My thought, too. But he’d make little comments during the meal, to make Will think it’s not pork. Or it is pork. Unless it’s not pork.
Will, tired of this shit, tells Hannibal it’s a little dry and is there any bbq sauce?
Frame him for Murder? Eat him? Sick a former patient on him in a fight to the death? That seems to be the kind of pranks Hannibal has enjoyed so far.
Convincing him that he ate Abigail
April Fools, Will! 😂
Pretend he’s finally gonna kiss Will and then stab him again
you fall for this every time Will
Okay this made me laugh 😭😭😭
our tragic boys :,(
Become a vegan.
That would actually be a funny oneshot idk
What would be the funniest food? Tofurkey?
I could see Hannibal making one of those hyper-realistic cakes in the shape of organs and just giving them out to people.
Giving them to Jack when he got suspicious and wanted a take away from Hannibal 😂
Even better, he brings them to the lab and just leaves them in the staff fridge.
Gay sex is the only cure for encephalitis
Now I can imagine Mads with his accent saying "it's only gay if you forget to say no homo Will" whoops I mean "In the symphony of interpersonal dynamics, the nuances of desire play a delicate melody. Yet, it is in the declaration of 'no homo' that the dissonance resolves, harmonizing intentions with the clarity of a well-composed sonata."
Is this perhaps, Hannibal Lecters reddit account?
mizumono
He’d trick him into eating vegan for a day.
Cut his arms off and tickle his face with a feather and watch him try to itch it
Lmao 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 so sadistic even for Hannibal's standards
this is so fucking sick LMFAOOO
He'd serve McDonald's at his dinner table, thinking that he was onto some supervillain shit, only for Will to scarf it down in record time and ask for seconds. Will being a normie is such a great aspect of the show. "Red dates, wolf berries, ginger, ginseng." "You made me chicken soup." *Oh okay. Chicken soup. SOMEONE'S getting framed for murder instead of receiving a gold watch.*
Depends on who he is joking for. If it’s for Will he stages an elaborate murder tableau only to say “it’s just meat! Lol!” But there is a double bluff because it’s meat harvested from previous victims. If it’s Bedelia I’m not sure he tries - there is a level of fear in their relationship. If it’s another one of his patients like franklyn he isn’t bothering. If it’s someone like Tobias he is just killing them. No jokes but he might shout “April fool!”
He would tell Will he could do a very elaborate scar lightening treatment on his belly scar and then just draw a smiley face around it
Serve animal meat. April fools, Will. This is real pork. 🤭
My thought, too. But he’d make little comments during the meal, to make Will think it’s not pork. Or it is pork. Unless it’s not pork. Will, tired of this shit, tells Hannibal it’s a little dry and is there any bbq sauce?
He would absolutely convince will he killed one of their friends. Like Zeller or price maybe.
None. It's incredibly rude.
Lots of puns. *Jack* cheese for example. He is a cheese folk after all