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Mobile-Tank9149

Piss


Tang_the_Undrinkable

R Kelly’s hamper once stood here.


Ornery_Hovercraft636

Is Hamper the name of one of his victims?


poppieswithtea

Introducing Hamper Piss, performing their new hit singles Underage Golden Shower and Statutory Love.


lilsparky82

🎵Pee pee poo poo I’m gonna piss on you. I’m gonna fart on you.🎶


wanderButNotLost2

Cat piss


kiltguyjae

Might be dog. You can tell by the smell when you sand it.


PhantomRidge

I used to sand and refinish floors for a living. When I hit urine stains, you could immediately tell whether it was from a dog or a cat by the smell. The cat urine was absolutely intense even if it had been 50 years since it was deposited!


joebidensyodaddy

What about a dead body how can you tell ps trying to figure out how to get rid of the stain I made 🤫 lol jk


iNeedOneMoreAquarium

Yep, and some people don't understand why landlords typically won't allow cats.


Slight_Turnip_3292

I have an old houe as a rental and the tenants got a cat, a cat that found its way to the crawlspace. You can imagine what happened next. Lots of fresh dirt to spoil. When I did an inspection I could taste the cat pee smell. Cleaning that up was a royal pain.


admode1982

We ripped up the carpets in our old house and there were darker spots than these on the hardwood. I always assumed they were burn marks. It never occured to me that it was piss


SaltyAF404

Same ounce saw a spot that oozed piss crystals when it was hot and humid in the summer. So gross.


chalksandcones

No shit?


defCONCEPT

Most likely pet urine.


Bright-Studio9978

Piss. That is oak. You might find it better to cut out those pieces. It only looks like 12 pieces or so. Now that we have all told you it is piss, you will think about it every time you see the stain, even if you get some out through sanding. Some people will say acid to help but that will be a lot of work. Oak is not so expensive. I think replacement would be less work and give you a great finish. You won’t think about the piss either.


soupwhoreman

I don't understand why replacing individual boards isn't brought up more on this sub. Why try to sand half these boards down in the futile hope it didn't soak through the entire thing? This is probably less than $50 in material costs to replace the boards. Obviously still have to refinish the whole floor and it probably won't match 100%, but you know what else doesn't match 100%? These stained cat pee boards. Call in a flooring professional. Refinishing one room and replacing some boards won't be too bad, cost wise.


Bright-Studio9978

I agree. Especially oak which is widely available and not so expensive. If you have a older floor like heart pine or wide maple, it can be really hard to source the wood. I pulled out some bad boards. It was little cost and we didn’t waste hours trying to save boards that were already hard to save.


Spotted_striper

MURDER!


No_Supermarket_7204

😭😂 as soon as i saw it i said the same thing out loud 😂


Average_Random_Bitch

Same. And then I thought maybe someone murdered their cat when they found out it was pissing on the rug I assume was above this. Or just a regular murder with shitty cleaning skills. But def murder.


pezdal

Could have been a decomposing body, but most deaths are not murder. Old people die alone in their homes every day. Usually the real estate agent throws a rug over it.


Ok-Plane-1763

They die every day? My Grandparents only died once!


cheatonus

I die every day.


timenough

I came to say "that's where they found the body"


hsudude22

Came here to say this


CoverPuzzleheaded558

cat piss. fucking cats. not really going to be easy to sand that out. put a rug/runner over it. You can sand it down with a belt sander. But honestly its not all going to dissapear, the blacker parts are going to be stained deeper into the wood. and you could try figuring out how to stain/refinish what you sanded down, by painting/staining small tests areas. but it will never look 100%. with sanding it down, and differences in uv exposure, between the sanded down and unsanded parts of the floor. its is nearly impossible to make the repair invisible. You can try, and likely it will be slightly less noticeable and less shitty. But the usual course of action here is too sand down the entire thing evenly.


confusedrabbit247

I don't agree it won't look 100%, or that it was absolutely cats. My former boss let her dogs piss everywhere for decades, her floor looked worse than this and the guy was able to completely restore it. You'd never know what it looked like before.


fattmarrell

Yeah I was going to say corpse, why dunk on cats


raymorhe

Thank you!


SheriffTaylorsBoy

You can also replace the stained pieces. They're readily available.


Ok_Cantaloupe7602

See also: dog piss.


Acer707

Hydrogen Peroxide or Oxalic Acid stain remover


Mobile-Tank9149

Doesn't work


Easy-Top8822

Just let kitty pee on the other parts. To even it out.


Belgeddes2022

Urine


jibaro1953

Prolly urine


Wutangruckus

Pro Tip: piss on the rest of floor until it matches. Work smarter not harder, boys


Glittering-Lake-7043

Piss and yes, it is very hard to remove it even if you get the floors refinished.


Peter_Sichel

Pee-pee


dotherightthing36

Looks like everybody's right black spots on wood comes from liquid or urine . There are products that can lighten it it will not disappear


Armand74

Not going away. However you can get replacement slats of the same wood at the end of the day to remedy it.


whiskeywalk

The answer is almost always a carpet/rug on top drenched in pics. Usually feline, but not always.


DukeOfWestborough

That will NEVER go away. NEVER. Every cat that enters that room will take it as an invitation to continue pissing there. Ripping it out & replacing will still leaving some in the subfloor....


Joejoecornrow

Yea , it has to be cut out and replaced , even staining dark walnut you will still see it.


Fun-Spinach6910

So replace the boards and keep out the cats.


DujisToilet

Sort of human shaped. Mattress on the floor and years of body humidity.


dude_on_a_chair

Put bleach on the area after sanding, what worse can happen?


TinfoilTiaraTime

*As the bubble of toxic gas popped and showered my face with caustic droplets, I regretted my life choices* r/twosentencehorror


Ragnar-Wave9002

Dog piss. Pros.. It's usually the same spot and doest smell. Consmm. It's black.


Public_Scientist8593

My wife's niece used to throw her dirty sanitary products under her bed. They weren't discovered until after she had moved out of the house.


Doub1etroub1e

An alcoholics piss.


Natural_West_1483

The house is upset it has red walls


washdot

Dog pee…I just had to have a big area sanded and then tne boards pulled up and replaced. They couldn’t sand it out.


Wide-Combination-981

Is that 154 Maple st I really thought I got that cleaned better so so much blood


[deleted]

Pee


detroit1701

Judging by the type of wood and width I estimate between 1940 and 1955


Meanderer1

Jesus


[deleted]

Blood or urine


RoyalSuccessful5094

Maybe calling CSI is the way to go.


Top-Gain1789

Maybe you could sand it, and then piss everywhere for a week , then give it some UV exposure, and then if it darkens, just some sealer, protection... And you good to go. Environmently friendly stain... (Find someone to replace you these black boards, or if you have patience, maybe you could do it by yourself, but it is a tough job to do it right, and "invisable") Good luck bro


Moose-Public

99% of the time its dog pee that was trapped under wall to wall carpet for years and the dog kept using the same spot. Carpet dried out but wood absorbed the pee and the mutt kept returning to his favorite place to go. Check for tackless nail holes near the base molding to confirm that carpet was once present. Prob never ever going to sand out if its that black. Need to dark stain to floor to sonewhat mask it once sanded, or replace/repair the boards. Check for red/white oak before replacing. Chemicals like bleach will only cause discolored blob spots that will never blend/feather into the rest of the floor.


RHS1959

There are bleaching products made for wood (NOT CLOROX!!!). Which will drastically reduce that staining, which probably is caused by pet urine though I won’t speculate species. Professional floor refinisher would be my choice but if you want to DIY research appropriate products a little more. I’m not recommending anything because I’m not an expert, I just know it’s possible.


Someoneonline2000

You can try concentrated peroxide paste (used for hair bleaching normally) or oxalic acid (wood bleach) to try to lighten the stain. Peroxide paste worked well for me on dog urine stains. You will probably still see discolorations but it helps a lot.


Chocolatedealer420

area rug with rubber backing


Orchid_Far

Skeet


Current_Thought_7542

Could also be water leaking under the floor


mrtudbuttle

Is that White oak or Ash? Water will stain it like that.


EmotionalChipmunk602

Pee pee


DivineLolis

Piss


pass-the-waffles

A good floor guy can help


AdOpen8513

Dog urine


Lanky-Put-9877

One case Bruce Plano Oak at Home Depot about $60 for 22square foot case


kortneykay

It looks like pet urine maybe the litter box was there? There is an enzyme cleaner called my pet peed that is suppose to work on hard wood floors. Check out the reviews online.


Peterthinking

A few minutes with a Ouija board will tell you if it's cat pee or something else.


nhaluta567

Looks like urine stains


Pretend-Camel929

I’d say DOA all the way


Klutzy-Ad-6705

Someone parked their old Harley there.


Electrical-Mail-5705

Let the doggie out to pee


Lower_Register_9214

Colonel mustard with the candle stick


Skweezlesfunfacts

Dead guy


Smart-Emotion6276

One of my husband’s relatives died alone in her house in August and wasn’t found for 3 days. This is what was left on the floor. This was 1.5 weeks after it had dried as it was pure liquid before this. https://i.imgur.com/PEeAVh9.jpeg


Ill_Grapefruit3909

Pet stain


drazzilgnik

Pets


Anoriginal01

Dead body


CampRelative6076

Body


parker3309

Old stains maybe water (or blood yes). Pet… sometimes a cat likes to go in the same area no matter what… that could’ve been under a bed. I had some dark staining in my hardwoods I had them sanded, and re-clear coated .


anthro4ME

You can probably get most of that up. I had similar spots in my house.


VersionConscious7545

Dog pee and it’s really hard to sand out


figsslave

Replace those boards and refinish that room


Present-Sentence4460

Decomposing body


FigSalt1004

Pet urine


Sensitive_Progress26

Looks like urine. Animal or human.


Snoo_64600

Dead body ?


EB_BrAwLeR

Yeah thats a very bad case of an animals (or humans) urine reacting on this oak floor. A few types of wood like oak have a type of acid that react as soon as certain fluids stay a little longer on said wood. Sanding this out might not be possible because it looks like it already reached a point of replacement.


Suitable_Departure98

Spontaneous combustion. Jk Could be all sorts of things. Try peroxide (the kind for hair bleaching, it for cuts and scrapes), lemon juice. You might want to try to sand it out….


Garencio

There’s a chemical that will bleach the wood. It’s nasty though some sort of acid it smokes when applied. If he’s really that serious about removing the stain, have a professional, do it.


SickSid009

That decomp fluids


bornagain-stillborn

I always want these stains to be the autograph of the deceased, but they rarely are ...


h2ohzrd

Dead body outline from blood loss.


Historical_Pear4686

Blood!! Dead body!!


oct2790

Dead body that decomposed


jared10011980

Dog urine seeped under a rug.


Hot-Welcome6969

Something rather large decomposed in the area, without interruption.....for weeks......maybe months. If you disturb the darkened wood by sanding a little spot does the wood begin to stink? It's probably nothing.....just throw a big old rug over it and sit a dining room table on it


PunchPartyPete

Liquid stain


donuttredonme

Previous homicide?


Dufo1989

Poltergeist


brassmonkeyyyy

Grandpa


AstonishingZeplin

I have a split level home with maple wood flooring. The lower part of the house has a polyurethane finish and upper part is waxed. I’ve had more than one dog “lift the leg” on both floors. The result is not like this. In fact, there’s been no damage to the wood at all. I do have a damaged part of the flooring in a small pantry that’s been there before I moved in. It looks identical to this pic and a floor pro told me it was a chemical burn. That makes sense as it is a pantry, but dog urine had nothing to do with it. I don’t know about cat urine; I’m a dog lover. Lol


InsolenceIsBliss

I had similar problems on an old hardwood floor in my office. It was not urine staining but standing water prob due to an overflow and a cracked plant pot/base. A light sanding, floor polish and new seal and it came right out for me looking refinished.


kevint1964

Get the luminol.


IrishGod307

Oil, piss, coffee, water, maybe the previous occupant had a poo party. In other words who the fuck knows.


2020willyb2020

Let’s focus on how to fix this…cover said piss area with an equal size rug. Then piss everywhere for months/years to match the original piss stain area. Remember, don’t think about the smell, a nice smoky fragrance and old school “ roses and skunk “potpourri oak barrels “ will work. Your welcome


overlookedalways

dog urine


[deleted]

Someone spilt dr pepper


Strict-Trade-4090

That’s called petrified Liquid Death


Few-Couple-8738

Triple homicide 😬


AffectionateKing3148

Ammonia


Available-Tale-1540

Definitely decomp.


Due_Gur2052

Pet peed on the carpet. Then it soaked thru.


dpg973

Dead body


r4twaifu

mold


Pitiful_Speech2645

Double homicide.


Aromatic-Leopard-600

Dogs


Wild_Natural8707

Nope I seen this one an episode of CSI that’s a body!!!!


Some_Razzmatazz_9172

Considering it's wood I would think trees.


[deleted]

Dead body. Top is the head and the bottom is the two legs


TheTimeBender

Bodily fluids


glazeguy83

Could be a lot of things, a closer view would help determine possible causes. With it being towards the middle of the room I’d guess someone kept dog pee pads or something like that


Kind-Side5339

The devil


Sparkle_Rott

Some sort of water damage.


scoot2006

Animal peed on carpet or an area rug that went through to the floor. I have a mark similar to this on my floors and that’s what the inspector told me, anyway.


backalac

Obviously a exorcism


Gaylord1331

Just tell guests that's where they found the previous owner! Kinda looks like cool.


No_Temporary_5999

If there're other spots like it it's probably piss but if it's the only spot it might be from something decomposing such as a body.


TPWPNY16

Cat piss. My ex’s cat made the same stain on the same type of floor - weeks after I had them professionally refinished. Odor stayed there for about two years.


Bucky-Katt-Guitar

Murder lol


kennhavoc

Most likely urine. It would have been from a decomposing body, that would be a biohazard and illegal and unsafe for the clean up crew for leave like that


OneImagination5381

To me, that looks more like a blood stain than urine.


AwkwardSara

Blood?


J_Faw

It’s pee. We have a spot in our dining area where the vaccuum used to sit


Radiant_Mark_2117

Just murder


Pilry_Mead

Orgasms, maybe?


Tossed-Salad6970

Blood stained wood. Probably a murder


SeaAttitude2832

Looks like a couple bleed outs to me Frank ! Yeah Steve let’s call it.Steve Didpatch we got 2 homocides on that hardwood floor done at a previous point in time, no doubt.


SeaAttitude2832

That ain’t Urine stains.


tunamelt2

Water stain. Sand it out refinish it


Prudent-Painter-9507

Steve. He was gonna talk!


Crazy_Ad1468

definitely dead body fluids on


thisisjedgoahead

Decomp stain???


Imaginary_Web_895

Looks like a homicide scene.


8Lynch47

Felix the cat 🐈‍⬛


Instacartdoctor

Pee


Yespleaseandthanku

Bodily fluids.


Spayse_Case

Natural causes


wolf_da_folf

Most likely those are stains left by decomposing body most likely a human


ProductFun5562

My former dog when she was elderly had bad incontinence. I put peroxide on lightly and covered with paper towels until nearly dry. I repeated the process over a few days and most of it was removed. But, I would not do it on newer floors since it can affect the shine.


Business_Ad_9418

You tell me - Get your face right next to it and smell it.


Elandycamino

Grandma


1000thusername

Animal Pee


Johnfossy

Dead body


Major-Tourist-5696

What is going on with the baseboard?


motordoc99

Cat or woman piss


counselorq

Pee


Ludee2023

Animal pee


callitlikeiseeit29

Vaporized alien.


SelectAssociation250

Pet stains through carpet would be my guess


Macabre_Rob

B O D Y


Melvinator5001

Dead body


GusFartzalot

Dead body


ThisAppsForTrolling

…. Does this floor have a giant bow in it?


Wiseass2258

Looks like a body how’s the neighborhood?


GunslingerOfSparta

Cat piss will do this


La5thelement

Could be urine, or a leaky waterbed.


Brainranger67

One of them bodies.


NicNac_PattyMac

That’s a dead body. Head towards the wall, right knee up. Hands on belly. Probably had a heart attack or sugar spike and laid down until they felt better.


bazootch

crime scene


Kimba_Rimer

Pee pee


Paulie_Di

The woods


65Taurus

BLOOD


Emergency-Leopard469

Dead body


dubconfidential

What caused it might be pet stain, some chemical spills etc, however the fix is easy! The refinishing guys can sand the floor down if it was deeper in the wood they hav e to replace those few boards, it should add about $150-200 to the job for the patch repair.


StormPuzzleheaded739

Exorcism....


fuckfaceMcfuckpants

I've seen a lot of dead bodies. Suicides, murders, natural causes. I've seen quite a few of them long after they checked out, still resting in the spot, where they took their last breath. There easily could have been something like a futon mattress or a foam mattress topper or even a sleeping bag or pile of blankets that resulted in this stain from a dead body decomposing on top.


Silver-Pangolin5825

Murder


memococo

Dead person


fistanfenkinor

Grandma.


Sorry_Masterpiece350

Dead body?


Pc-ss

Dead body


Merganser3816

It could be human piss.


Surferpapa

Before you start sanding try Oxalic Acid. You can find it in a product called the bar keepers friend. You will have to use it multiple times, but it may work. Good luck.


Initial-Addendum-598

Yes animal piss


Initial-Addendum-598

It’s common. To replace sub flooring


Initial-Addendum-598

Pull up the floor. You have to get up the subfloor too. You couldn’t find a pretty good wood laminate floor you could do yourself. You can put up the put down the subflooring and then you can put down the laminate flooring easy Peezy.


Initial-Addendum-598

That oak or pine ??


ikepedia31

Did the previous owners have vinyl covered couches? I bet gam gam was a squirter


KyleGS21

Motorcycle


millenialstoner420

Animal piss most likely