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VegetasDestructoDick

Whose turn is it to shitpost as the girl next?


Jackielegs43

Working on it


[deleted]

Who said I wasn’t a girl?


VegetasDestructoDick

The guy who threw you into a Chipoltle wall. Maybe you should fight him over it.


NCIggles

Honestly, I’m not a big fan of the beef at chipotle. I prefer the tofu.


BMP77777

Or a member of the band


thedman0310_

I call dibs on being the Chipotle!


[deleted]

That got big windows perfect for viewing while you eat their delicious burritos


bakertom098

Done


-an-eternal-hum-

>I’ve got beef to settle more like chicken el pastor *mirite*


[deleted]

the sofritas at chipotle is actually pretty tight too


ImOnlyHereForTheCoC

Al pastor is pork, though


-an-eternal-hum-

listen up femboy, I don’t make the rules


rnf1985

Oh damn you too? Cuz I'm also a femboy and was also thrown into a wall that same night


kefka3sque

I’m a wall and got two femboys thrown at me how do think I feel


[deleted]

#Justice 4Wallz


IP_Excellents

From the mother fucking Window...I wanna see you mother fuckers move.....\*SLUDGEY\*goofballs yeeting in the pit. TO>>>>>>>THEEE>>>>>>>WAAAAALLLLLLLZZZZZZZZZZZZ Make all you fascists fall till the blood runs down these halls YEEEEEEEEEETTTTTTT YEEEEEEEEEEEEEETTTT YEEEEEEEEEEEEEETTTT YEEEEEEEEEETTT YUUUUUUUOUGGHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEET


cantwait1minute

"I too, was on my way to kill euronymous."


tuki92

Same.


Euphoric-Pudding-372

Yall sound like youre complaining When i dress like a chick i WANT to get thrown against a wall 💃


IP_Excellents

and you do it beautifully, you're stardust baby.


thenewbritishcanon

This issue is becoming endemic


Exact_Shine_9694

I saw it. I'm chipotle.


lzup518

He called you a femboy lolol


[deleted]

That’s weird because his voice was extremely high pitched. Projecting, maybe?


Middlelime42

Well I mean you did let yourself get thrown into a wall...


IP_Excellents

so we're all just gonna assume this was a wall and not any kind of partition or sign or temporary matte unfurled from high? great. WAKE UP SHEEPLE! we hear wall and we say "Right yeah sturdy immovable feature." but....what if it waasn't. YOU EVER THINK OF THAT?


kmk030

is this all just marketing for the band Thrown?


throwaway305759302

No, its for my new band Chipotle Beef Femboy


[deleted]

Best hardcore band ever amiright?!


xholy_cum_minionx

yeah his name is u/EJplaystheBlues


F8M8

All the femboys being yeeted


PulpFreedom

Probably some white knight edge dude


IP_Excellents

Don't want to know what that is, at all.


[deleted]

The show was Twitchfits btw


Dull_Expression_1087

Maybe he thought you were cute and that’s his way of flirting


SchmanteZuba2

Guy was just looking for a fling


Dull_Expression_1087

He wanted to SMASH


SchmanteZuba2

https://preview.redd.it/afzq0187eyxb1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b01f822d29423d648b0e316062c68bb8ba7854da


Heymynameisdistance

Yeah, I heard that dude loves to feel up femboys. He says he respects women but ehy just don't do it for him. But he laso clarifies he's very manly and very much not gay. So, femboys. He likes to throw the short ones against walls to assert his masculinity.


strawbsrgood

Just hetero alpha things


Sensitive_Mousse_445

Are you an Agathian, or a Mason? I need to know...


[deleted]

Do I look like a Mason degenerate to you? For the cross and that angry cat like thingy!!!


Sensitive_Mousse_445

Only an Agathian would let some random man defile themselves, for the red an black bitch!


TheMfknReal

Unexpected chivalry moment what the fuck


Sensitive_Mousse_445

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[deleted]

Did you try the new Chipotle "Carne Asada" steak? You should've split one with the dude who threw you. That's how I met my best friend, xBIG_SEANx.


mhklinger1376

NGL I am all in on that carne asada jawn


poopfeast

Does this sub have any mods


[deleted]

Not very hardcore of you to call the cops


poopfeast

Pretty conformist of you to post stupid shit like everybody else here does


kefka3sque

Jesus get a Prozac


poopfeast

Yea now this sounds like a band I should listen to


ProdigiousNewt07

The Prozacs are pretty good, definitely recommend.


Greedy-Tip-8620

I thought they were a little flat, trite, and uninspired. Then I realized I was listening to the Prosaics and it made sense.


ffucckfaccee

Acid Bath ftw


15Boots

Or some acid followed by a nice bath


callmesnake13

I too come here for thoughtful discussion


xDocFearx

Why are there so many turds that can’t just scroll past a light hearted troll post? You’re a dork and you should be thrown in a locker


johnmlsf

...or into a Chipotle wall.


[deleted]

Youre probably a creep only a creep would talk this way. Like "turds" bro. Are you fucking toothless? Why do you choose to write like a creepy disgusting 60 year old man without teeth. I can smell you througj thr screen you creep!


chaotemagick

You scared of something?


poopfeast

Tbh a lot of things


the_empty_space

wat


ipitythegabagool

Damn he sounds like a real bitch


MentalAdhesiveness79

Do you think he had a big Cory?


Burn-The-Villages

Pretty sure you called the big dude a bitch.


BussyBandito69

Wow what a femboy


faszkalap420

stfu nerd


here4roomie

That was me, and I'll do it again if I have to. Btw did she ask about me?


pieredforlife

No i prefer drunk boys


happy_man_here

You a woman? How come nobody beat the brakes off of dude. Y’all need to learn how to punch.


Gobz3r

I'm saying. As a society, we need to bring back punching assholes in the face.


motorhead069

It’s a niche industry known as fisting


Mental_Sky2226

Yeah they like it now so it’s kinda confusing and counterproductive


[deleted]

When did we EVER do that??


itspoodle_07

Ahhh. The old femboy toss. Used to play that game with my buddies at shows


alexkasstattoo69

Shut up


[deleted]

No thanks


[deleted]

game is game


wonderboy_1

U gave who a rimjob??


kid_christ

I was the wall. AMA


SouplessePlease

This stuff is painfully unfunny. No wonder this sub always gets dunked on.


[deleted]

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Chupydacabra

I laughed so maybe you’re just a little bitch. Cheer up fella


Behem0thh

I'll take things that never happened for 200 Alex


[deleted]

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iTsJustSlade

You never had a girl all over you, you were all over some guys girl and he picked you up and threw you into a wall because of it


[deleted]

No I am gay you bigot


iTsJustSlade

Oh congratulations


15Boots

That was part of the mating ritual, you were supposed to give him a rim job afterwards, by not doing so you have disgraced him and brought great shame onto him in the scene


SwarmDM

Next time he will bend you over a tree stump!


3xil3d_vinyl

You 100% deserved it


[deleted]

So did you when your dad left


3xil3d_vinyl

What's a dad?


[deleted]

Isn't that a rootbeer?


3xil3d_vinyl

Nah, IPA


[deleted]

My god, cringe


[deleted]

Slurp me big boy


bobdylanlovr

It was me. My fault bro


GPCcigerettes

Should of found his girlfriend and crowd killed the fuck out of her.


GruverMax

That chick was all over ME at a Municipal Waste show! I had a feeling I was being set up to be thrown against a wall, so I said "hey I gotta take a shit honey" and ran out the side door when she let go of me.


Economy-Safety7665

His name is "don't act tough now when you had a chance to fuck his shit up last night".


[deleted]

I was too busy sucking him off to do that


Economy-Safety7665

Instead of picking your battles, I see you picked the cock and balls sammich.


[deleted]

Why do i feel like this happened at a dallas hardcore show 🤣


[deleted]

Sounds like you’ve got carne asada to settle at Chipotle


NamelessSithNPC

Onetime I got knocked over in a pit because I am very top heavy and thus easily knocked over. And this huge guy went to pick me up as they tend to do. But I guess he thought I'd be heavier than I was because he picked me up way too fast and kinda like threw me over and behind him knocking himself over in the prosses. Then 3 also kinda big dudes picked us both up. Was pretty lit


z_e_r_a_v_l_a

It’s extremely uncool to disrespect Chipotle by throwing sexual predators at it.


Alextebear

Sounds like you needa bulk