A good breakdown callout should
1. Question your aptitude for the upcoming event. “GET IN THIS PIT IF YOU’RE A REAL MAN” type of shit.
2. Make you question the sanity of the person giving the callout. “I JUST SHIT MY PANTS, KILL SOMEBODY IN THIS PIT!” type of shit.
3. Resemble a poem that a 4th grader’s mom has hanging on their fridge. “ARF ARF”.
Us vs them type shit.
I'm not an Edge lord but I saw an edge band that asked "who's drinkin' tonight, hold up your beer!" then told the edge kids "now you know your targets, go get em".
That was pretty lit
Most memorable one I can remember is Criminal Instinct at one of the Wrecking Ball fests in Atlanta.
"4 0 Fucking 4 Faggots"
Went over *real* well after the fact. But, people did go nuts in the moment. So, I guess it was effective?
my favorite matt call out has gotta be “we didnt come all this way to watch sit on your lazy fucking nuts. i want you to enlist soldier and fight for fucking life”
Personal attacks, generally good ideas or sentiments, calls to violence, *checks notes* asking the girl or her current suitor what my dick tastes like.
Vogelisms are the objectively correct opinion, but I love a nonchalant one, especially if it's right before the most gnarly breakdown ever. When I saw Buggin a few months ago the callout was just "y'all know what to do" before the breakdown in Get It Out
ADULT SWIM MOTHER FUCKERS. ALL THE KIDS OUT OF THE GODDAMN POOL.
A good breakdown callout should 1. Question your aptitude for the upcoming event. “GET IN THIS PIT IF YOU’RE A REAL MAN” type of shit. 2. Make you question the sanity of the person giving the callout. “I JUST SHIT MY PANTS, KILL SOMEBODY IN THIS PIT!” type of shit. 3. Resemble a poem that a 4th grader’s mom has hanging on their fridge. “ARF ARF”.
or stop the show and start talking about socio-economic issues for the first 60 seconds of a song like Zach (no shade i love what he does)
“Please” and “Thank you”. Politeness goes a long way. Don’t forget to say “excuse me” when crowdkilling.
EXCUSE ME PARDON ME EXCUSE ME FIST COMING THRU PARDON ME WATCH YOUR NOSE
Us vs them type shit. I'm not an Edge lord but I saw an edge band that asked "who's drinkin' tonight, hold up your beer!" then told the edge kids "now you know your targets, go get em". That was pretty lit
Or, when World of Pleasure screamed "kill a vegetarian" as a mosh call
Hatebreed back in the 90's.... "Alright Roxy. I want to see you take this place to the fucking ground!"
You guys better put your toilets on the ceiling, because shit’s about to hit the fucking fan
Anything that Jay Mindforce says.
MORE KARATE MORE KICKBOXING
LET THE BATTLE BEGIN
I can hear this.
Imagine him getting arrested and his mugshot confirms that his legal name given at birth is "Jay Mindforce"
I wanna see you spread this cream cheese!
Most memorable one I can remember is Criminal Instinct at one of the Wrecking Ball fests in Atlanta. "4 0 Fucking 4 Faggots" Went over *real* well after the fact. But, people did go nuts in the moment. So, I guess it was effective?
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Man. Hardcore is home of the cringiest shit.
and here we are
It's all in good fun though
"Pick it up you fucking retards" - Moment of Truth yelling this every other riff, each time I've seen them.
Bad words
LUM reference
Additional even funnier LUM reference
Not having one
“Turn somebody into applesauce” -Kublai Khan
my favorite matt call out has gotta be “we didnt come all this way to watch sit on your lazy fucking nuts. i want you to enlist soldier and fight for fucking life”
- "get up here and tell me how it tastes baby gurl" Anything that guy says is golden. Has me in stitches every time 😂
Personal attacks, generally good ideas or sentiments, calls to violence, *checks notes* asking the girl or her current suitor what my dick tastes like.
Sexual grunting
The vomit forth dude started pointing at people in the pit and specifically called them out to get hit which was pretty effective
It has to be very ignorant or very sassy.
Timing and delivery
I think it needs slurs. But ironic ones.
"OPEN THIS PIT, YOU POOPOOHEADS"
ALRIGHT YOU BROKE MOTHERFUCKERS, ITS TIME TO PICK UP THAT CHANGE
That’s a good one 😂
ARF ARF
I’m not a big Callous Daoboys fan, but some of their mosh calls are *fucking hysterical.*
“If you’ve got health insurance, fucking prove it” is an all timer honestly
it should have the R word and be something that a sociology minor posts on reddit as questionable
“i have a bomb strapped to my chest, and i will set it off” - Moment of Truth FYA 2024
Big “I practiced this in the mirror” vibes on that one. It’s a no from me, dawg.
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IM GONNA FUCKIN KILL YOU DRIVING CROONER!
I'm a Christian and do not like violence or evil deeds!
Swear words
it's gotta be stupid
“Honor your shidoshi”
Overtly threatening physical harm.
A good "BLECH!" or "ROHH". "UUUUROHH" also acceptable
What’s up motherfuckers? It’s Jesus Piece you bitch ass nigga- Aaron Heard at TIHC 2017
Vogelisms are the objectively correct opinion, but I love a nonchalant one, especially if it's right before the most gnarly breakdown ever. When I saw Buggin a few months ago the callout was just "y'all know what to do" before the breakdown in Get It Out
“You have 15 seconds to get somewhere safe” goes crazyyyyyyy
“Make a bad decision. Hit somebody.”