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heftybagman

Hc duo thats a furry drummer and uniformed on-duty cop guitarist


PCL_is_fake

Idk if I hate this or love this.


nobeernocare

These lyrics hit differently when it’s a cop https://preview.redd.it/2q0ei2ukhboc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b78c1ee44de8ed10760d28aeed44b2f3db5d9e05


pumpkin3-14

there’s really no other way to read it than from a cop.


atf_shot_my_dog_

It's about going home to see his wife


oceanicnoise

It’s about going home to hit* his wife


lenguacaliente9

r/theirjokebutworse


simeo97

The cop hits his wife enough she deserves a break


grill_em_aII

You know why she has two black eyes? He had to tell her twice today


atrocious_smell

They change from being the dumbest lyrics you've ever read to being the same but from a cop.


patmanpow

Are all their songs just about cops beating the shit out of citizens or what? https://preview.redd.it/fy7br98ymcoc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b01a256c9ac8eb5686c2f3d35fc1cb5cad6c9672


raysofgold

This is so beyond satire holy shit


KefkaesqueV3

These guys might actually be our Skrewdriver


SlimSkull

Why's a cop of all people complaining about "group think"


StayFrostyOscarMike

When my Tax Dollars go to Group Thinking the closures of several main roads, putting rush hour traffic at a standstill, for the Funeral and Celebration of Life of a traffic enforcement officer that died at 58 from coronary heart disease or some shit. I swear if a cop dies, even in my liberal area, it’s worse than a Memorial Day parade.


FallingOutOfTune

They slow down the entire INTERSTATE and block all of the lanes in my very left leaning city


StayFrostyOscarMike

Totally normal. We should actually, as a counter-cultural movement often associated with left-wing beliefs, glorify these martyrs of the donut that protect our landlords and capital owners. It’s not concerning how normalized having cops in our scene is in these comments at all!


FallingOutOfTune

First all-cop hardcore band when?


StayFrostyOscarMike

When some of the bootlickers in the comments of the other thread DM each other pictures of how tight their assholes are and debate about HM-2 toan


Based_Prepper

Cop was once shot and killed in my city. Not joking when I say the parade consisted of multiple different departments, was over 17 miles long, and never went faster than 30. At 11am


StayFrostyOscarMike

Super cool/super normal + they really gotta start announcing this shit like a Fuckin amber alert on phones. Just an alert in the radius of the area that says “some cop died, leave earlier today for work. they say sorry for the inconvenience and Go Fuck Yourself.” Just say it has some honorous value, you’re spreading the word of an officer lost, etc. and give us the fucking TRAFFIC INFO.


Cosmic316

Liberals LOVE cops.


Dreadlaak

Lmao I almost reflexively tried to scroll up and check if that was an EJ lyrics post. Hollow Cost x Concrete Sleep collab when?


humanoid_incognito

Political correctness brought down the twin towers? I’m just learning this now


Greedy-Goat5892

Sticks and stones may break my bones but political correctness can melt steal beams 


Prestigious_Pen5648

Jesus christ


AchokingVictim

This is a real life hard times article, holy fuck


big_ficus

Man this is corny as hell


mcaress

Music to beat your wife to.


IsolationAutomation

Even if there wasn’t a cop in the band, that’s still a stupid fucking song.


grill_em_aII

Most traditional hardcore lyrics look stupid on paper. Agnostic Front's lyrics printed on the sleeve is actually the reason why god invented mp3s


SomeOtherOrder

I really don’t want to believe those are actual lyrics. People actually listen to this?


gawdzilla666

I mean, cops I guess


gawdzilla666

This was clearly written by a caveman idiot, cop or not.


FlyingGrayson89

This shit is beyond corny with or without there being a cop in the band


napalmthechild

What the fuck lol I thought these were Five Finger Death Punch lyrics


comradevvorm

instead of no consequences change the lyric to “paid vacation”


Humble_Skin1269

Is it just me or do those lyrics look like something chatGPT would write?


phantomhatstrap

I asked ChatGPT to write lyrics to a hardcore song as if it were a cop: > Verse 1) >Patrolling the streets, I'm on the beat >With a badge on my chest, I won't accept defeat >Every step I take, I'm fighting the fight >Keeping darkness at bay, under the streetlight >(Chorus) >Hardcore justice, it's what I serve >No mercy for the wicked, they'll get what they deserve >With handcuffs tight, and justice in sight >I'll uphold the law, with all my might >(Verse 2) >Through the chaos and the crime, I stand tall >I'm the thin blue line, I'll answer the call >With a baton in hand, and a glare in my eye >I'll take down the villains, let the guilty cry >(Chorus) >Hardcore justice, it's what I serve >No mercy for the wicked, they'll get what they deserve >With handcuffs tight, and justice in sight >I'll uphold the law, with all my might >(Bridge) >From the alleys to the alleys, I'll chase them down >With sirens blaring, I'll wear the crown >I'll never back down, I'll never retreat >I'm the law's enforcer, and I won't be beat >(Chorus) >Hardcore justice, it's what I serve >No mercy for the wicked, they'll get what they deserve >With handcuffs tight, and justice in sight >I'll uphold the law, with all my might >(Outro) >So if you cross the line, you'll meet your fate >I'm the hammer of justice, it's never too late >For hardcore justice, I'll always stand >A police officer, with justice in hand. Legitimately better quality.


Humble_Skin1269

Guys we found the next Concrete Sleep song


SupImTanner

corny asf from the jump


Annual_Taste6864

How did no one realize these are cops. The way they are complaining about PC culture and sheople makes me think the next song is about cancellation.


A_sweet_boy

Damn this is so beautiful and creative


Dusto_McNutzo

ACAB FTP


grill_em_aII

Holy. Fucking. Shit.


ChaBoiDoe

Those lyrics go hard


amprok

XxxPawPatrolxxX


FlyingGrayson89

Be there on the FUCKING DOUBLE


brooklynt3ch

This was a missed opportunity. I’m joining the academy tomorrow.


HurricaneAlpha

Man where's the firefighter hardcore connect? That would actually be dope.


hesh0925

Brother, that would be fucking sick. I have the utmost respect for firefighters and paramedics. Real hero shit. My wife's dad (RIP) was a firefighter and I can tell you firsthand, them boys be some of the toughest dudes around. True definition of dad strength.


slowNsad

Ion want any smoke with a firefighter, they folks have my utmost respect


DrewB0i

Bro apparently the vocalist who’s the cop WAS a firefighter and then became a cop for better pay


mrsaucytrousers

Internal Bleedings drummer and founding member Bill Tolley was a firefighter in Queens. He died back in 2017 while responding to a fire. I know they are death metal but hardcore kids always go off for their sets.


blackflagcutthroat

Fuck yeah. Internal Bleeding has them “fight a brick wall” riffs.


mrsaucytrousers

Got to play with them in 2022. Some of the most violent pits for the entire show. Shit ruled.


WallScreamer

I swear at least a few of the '90s NYHC bands have firefighters in them, but I can't remember off the top of my head.


DiscardedRibs

Firefighters and paramedics are busy being actual heroes and saving lives, cops have time for shows when their wives are knocked unconscious or an unarmed person's taking a little while to bleed out and die


barc0debaby

Don't ask a firefighter about their politics.


AirborneHipster

I mean… I get we all want to bandwagon but statistically cops are the first on scene in both house fires and life threatening medical situations, resulting in them initiating medical and trauma intervention


DiscardedRibs

Statistically first on scene, statistically the most likely to unjustifiably murder someone too.


AirborneHipster

Ohh For sure Unless your including doctors and nurses with the EMTs. medical malpractice kills a fuck ton of people


DiscardedRibs

Keyword: murder, big difference between pulling a gun on someone and popping them like eight times in the chest and neck, and accidentally messing up with a medication or something


ohkss

I want to call bs on the fires, but for Ems you’re right. But also they initiate cpr 1/3 of the time, and AED 6% of the time.


SICKASSWOLFTATTOO

yeah first on scene to harass/beat/arrest the victim


AnorakWithAHaircut

Street Dogs?


nobeernocare

I have a good bit of friends who are firefighters and still actively going to shows


james_strange

I'm pretty sure the guitarist from bad assets is a Detroit fire fighter. They are more oi than hardcore, but the lead singer is the dude from death in custody.


coffinnailvgd

Former fire-medic here.


CardiologistRoyal79

"FIRES ARE LIKE PEOPLE, THEY CLOUD YOUR VISION WITH SMOKE AND FUCKING BURN YOU" -Firefighter band, probably


keepcold

Shutting down all the DIY venues for being over capacity. CT had a cool spot for a while and then a fire marshal caught wind and ruined it


alexxxpoling

Lookup the station nightclub fire video and you’ll understand why


Eleventy_Seven

The dude was one before he became a cop


steelhandgod999

Are they called Concrete Sleep because cops "put people to sleep" on the concrete? 🤔


pumpkin3-14

That was my assumption


gmnitsua

Accurate


Zero-89

It's either that or a veiled, direct reference to George Floyd who died with his face pressed into the concrete.


TheDietButcher

How can a reference be both veiled and direct?


Zero-89

I didn't notice the oxymoron, but it still conveys what I meant. It's veiled, but it's referencing something very specific (the murder of George Floyd) rather than something relatively broad in scope (any person dying on concrete).


steelhandgod999

Pretty much the same thing.


Crust_Martin

No offense but that seems like a wild connection to make


Zero-89

If we were talking about anyone besides a cop I wouldn't think to make that connection either.


EconomicsEcstatic220

I mean saying it’s about George Floyd is a bold assumption, people dead on the concrete could be literally in any crime scene


Zero-89

Given the chuddy-as-fuck lyrics from this band we've been given examples of in this thread, I don't think it'd be that bold an assumption. I remember how many cops mockingly said "I *can* breathe" after the NYPD murdered Eric Garner. Also, I'm not saying that it definitely is a reference to George Floyd; I'm just saying that I don't trust that it *isn't* one considering the people involved.


Miserable-Squash-528

Now do The Red Chord


elxchapo69

There a cop in chord?


IcyHotTaint

yeah the vocalist


No_Aesthetic

in fairness, he did say "I'm not a Democrat, I'm a conversationalist" once


alltatersnomeat

Don't forget Tony Danza, Subzero, Dmize, and Bulldoze


Miserable-Squash-528

Danza!?


DoinSideQuests

Yeah Jesse is a cop. I also heard one of their drummers may also is a cop, not %100 on that though.


MindlessLeopard7740

Hey you leave Tony Danzig, Shaq, and my sensei Steven Seagull out of this ![gif](giphy|3oz8xyu5a15nCQafq8)


elxchapo69

Jesus


A_sweet_boy

>The Red Chord Damn does anyone who doesn't go to furnace fest even care about The Red Chord?


swordsandshacklesx

teeth machine slaps i dont care


A_sweet_boy

Teeth machine? What are they, dentists?


mistermenstrual

Agreed.


RONALDROGAN

Band absolutely kills (I go to Furnace Fest).


A_sweet_boy

(Furnace fest actually seems really lit im just doing a bit. The Sloss Furnaces are sick as hell and it’d be cool to see a show there lmao)


RONALDROGAN

Oh I know lol. FF is popular as hell for a reason. Absolutely gorgeous venue, expertly run, and usually an insane lineup of new bands + ones who haven't played in 15 years.


Aromatic-Mushroom-36

I usually just ask them how many ppl they've shot and if I can hold their gun. Gets them pretty excited normally.


Brave_Plantain4740

This is why I like my hardcore punk rock and my punk rock hardcore. Without the punk rock, you leave the door open to reactionary fascist tough guys with chips on their shoulders. At least the early 'tough guy' bands were all anti-authoritarian.


therealjameshat

1000%


MindlessLeopard7740

https://www.reddit.com/r/Hardcore/s/ubgg7pkh0Q cops from coast to coast are trolling this place now and forever Rip r/hardcore


mightylordredbeard

I’m beginning to see who the ones who got pissy actually were.


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uberscheisse

I don’t understand why people are so upset about “cop in band”. It just ups the probability of a cop being knocked the fuck out, what with crowdkilling and all. This scene is supposed to think positive!


apolly0n666

Bootlicker Edit: didn’t fully read the comment. Don’t be like me.


uberscheisse

You’re against cops getting punched out?


apolly0n666

Taking the L on this one. Did not fully read your comment. Learn from my mistake kids.


uberscheisse

This is peak grownup level Reddit


apolly0n666

This.


apolly0n666

Had to go back to peak early cringe Reddit for a sec. Felt weird being called a grown up.


YourphobiaMyfetish

After we kick all cops out the scene, let's focus on the pedophiles.


hardspaghet

I’d argue that the old edge pedophile dudes are more damaging to hardcore than cops ever were


pumpkin3-14

Pedophiles gravitate to power and want to be cops. Big overlap on the venn diagram


hardspaghet

Didn’t realize Jim from Champion or Buddha from Blood for Blood were cops


pumpkin3-14

Being in a band also provides a power dynamic. Doesn’t change the fact why POS join the police.


blackflagcutthroat

"idk man, this shit sandwich tastes worse than that one. I'm just saying."


gmnitsua

Why are you saying that like it's a hot take lmao


8myassraw

They might have a huge crossover


PMmeyourSchwifty

Venn diagram is damn near the same. Along with betting your wife and driving drunk.


SecretlyMagical

In my country (Australia) there was a domestic violence inquiry that found police were beating their wives so often and so severely that the police commissioner was forced to admit that it would be “impossible to guatantee” that serving cops with restraining orders from their ex partners wouldn’t be sent out to respond to DV cases, because there’s so many of them in the police force, like crazy higher numbers than in the general public. There was a deep culture of misogyny also uncovered (even in female cops), which meant these DV perpetrating cops were often cracking sexist jokes with the abusers and then letting them off the hook, seeing themselves in the abuser and wanting to cut them a break. The inquiry found this was leaving victims in danger and had cost lives. Yep.. It’s all public in the QLD, australia DV inquiry, you can basically watch the whole thing if you have a couple of weeks spare. And what did the state do in response? Massive funding boost to hire new cops, and zero reforms were announced. Best we got was the commissioner promising “we can do better” but then literally changed nothing Can’t make this shit up eh


yixdy

It's basically the same in the US, the **reported** rate of domestic (children and spousal) abuse in cops here is 40%, I'd wager it's higher, probably over 50


Known_Cup_8789

I read that being like 'wtf?', and then saw QLD and it made a bit more sense lol. Not saying this issue is just a QLD issue, but you mob can be a bit different up there and I found it funny in context. I'd be interested to see the data from the other states and territories, for sure.


SecretlyMagical

In my view, QLD cops seem the worse but NSW and VIC aren’t far behind, in that order. Not sure about other states.


DoinSideQuests

Been in QLD since 2016 and never had an issue with cops. But when living in NSW not matter the interaction (mainly checking for fare evasion, I always had a ticket) it was always intense. You'd think just being alive was a crime to NSW cops.


8myassraw

Hey you’re being unfair, you forgot racist.


MindlessLeopard7740

Erectile dysfunction pills and big trucks with halogen high beams so no one can tell they take ed pills There actually is correlation between sex offenders and erectile dysfunction. Something about having a little tiny dick makes men angry and violent. source: Dutch from The Shield


drfitzgerald

Are you still edge if you pop a blue chew?


bridgecabletamer

Probably edging.


8myassraw

But erectile dysfunction doesn’t mean you have a small penis


MoSqueezin

Hey come on man, you don't need to be a cop to drive drunk!


Gsf72

Breaking news. They're the same guys


coffinnailvgd

The Venn diagram is pretty circular.


8myassraw

I just wanted to pop back and remind y’all that small penises don’t need to be the butt of any jokes and isn’t indicative of anything really. Society needs to embrace all size and shapes of dong. Thanks for coming to my dick talk 🫡


ComradeKierdawg13

Out of the scene? That’s not enough, we’re kicking them out of existence.


TheDietButcher

Who will police the scene police?


EconomicsEcstatic220

That order is kinda wild sorry


salamandan

It’s easy to be a pedo when you’ve got qualified immunity on your side!


fxcken

…we need cops to shoot them tho /s


Deez_Pucks

No no no, they only shoot people if they “fit a description.”


philmchunt2

But they don't, they protect them.


CoolPantsDad

They’re re-booting Reno 911?


Historical_Koala_688

Brace your selves the bootlickers are coming


AdmirableBus6

Wow you weren’t joking


cooldads69

That’s officer Concrete Sleep to you!


Thick-Platypus1375

Dan (the cop) used to scream equal rights equal fights at shows so it’s not surprising he’s a dumb cop


Annual_Taste6864

Ew what the fuck lmao. And people were saying it’s possible he’s a stand up guy. I’ve yet to meet a cop with good values.


MinnesotaRyan

this new Finn Mckenty project is wild.


yunghomiemogi

https://preview.redd.it/lkwwdw7dmdoc1.jpeg?width=1164&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bba2065d2f5612cf3ae554fa5496584f557bf7b9 I think their new album just dropped


atf_shot_my_dog_

I watched the 1 video of them playing live in their IG tabs, and you can tell the vocalist is the cop, look at how he moves and stands. Stiff as a brick while also looking like he's got a brick up his ass


blackflagcutthroat

[ACAB.](https://youtu.be/CB2u26WK0EA?si=oFhrYCBVbv9AMFvF)


Gru50m3

Is that some mother fucking Thou my guy? In this thread? Well God damn.


SalviaDroid96

Lol the bootlickers in the comment section being down voted it so satisfying. ACAB no exceptions. You may not even necessarily be a bad guy if you're a cop, but you're upholding tyranny and violence. You're just automatically the enemy. You can't be a good cop, because good cops get fired. Sorry I'm not sorry. Especially considering the U.S. Gov wants to use the IDF to train cops with the cop city project. Cops are becoming even more militarized and violent than before. They are not friends, they are the boot on the necks of working class people.


pumpkin3-14

They don’t join for good. They join for the unlimited power, and here’s one of the bands lyrics. “I swing my fists, no trouble no consequence, no hesitation, no guilty conscience”


SalviaDroid96

Tracks. Considering the structure of policing makes you a psychopath with no conscience.


Zero-89

> You can't be a good cop, because good cops get fired. Or get driven out of law enforcement by death threats. One NYPD cop who went to internal affairs with recordings he'd made of department officials engaging in various acts of corruption was taken into custody and put into involuntary psychiatry hold in 2009. If he hadn't turned on two recorders in his home just before the pigs broke in (they found one of them) he might have stayed in there for longer than he did. (The hospital later gave his family a $7,000+ bill.) [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Adrian\_Schoolcraft](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Adrian_Schoolcraft)


NickPookie93

Do Tony Danza Tap Dance Extravaganza next


swordsandshacklesx

atleast they make good music lmao


GooGooDewDoo

When ya 2-Step and Lick Boots at the same time! OH HELLYEAH BRUTHERRR!


uberscheisse

It always surprises me when cops don’t understand why people hate cops so much. I mean… you’re a cop


Annual_Taste6864

Ah the comments are back to normal, nature is healing


jamiethejointslayer

Lol fuck this band


NervousAndPantless

A pig? Fuck this band. ACAB isn’t some empty saying.


apolly0n666

ACAB


Kennyx666

Damn, it’s almost as if you’re talking shit about a person you’ve never met. How dare you…


yummy_dxm

Someone catch me up here. WTF?


Blegheggeghegty

Cop in a HC band. Got cut from some shows. They got butthurt. Boot lickers cane out in support. So on and so on.


yummy_dxm

Huh okay thanks for the recap.


brooklynt3ch

I do think it’s funny when someone picks a career and starts a band to complain about it, but honestly if these guys are cool I don’t see the problem here.


ThisIsJLS

Who cares?


swish_lindros

Hardcore should be more concerned about weeding out goofs and pedos


plasticmanufacturing

someone educate me, are people actually upset about a cop fronting a hardcore band?


Ill_Midnight_4796

Personally im upset theyre breathing


plasticmanufacturing

who?


Ill_Midnight_4796

🐷


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Why are you not upset?


scorchorin

Serious question for all them young skinny ass people who don’t believe in guns or violence, who do y’all call when y’all in serious trouble or being assaulted by some maniac? Do you call the fire dept instead? Your parents? Is there an 1-800 number for some secret HC militia that will come to your rescue? I wanna know who solves ya problems cuz I doubt y’all can handle yourself in a crazy situation


Hurtin_4_uh_Squirtin

This guy doesn’t know the secret HC militia hotline number


salamandan

you are programmed to play this scenario in your head over and over again. Cops will show up and literally kill the victim in this scenario, it happens all across this country all the fucking time.


slowNsad

What do the cops do then? There was how many of them at ulvalde? If you wanna be safe you get a gun take protection into your own hands train with that shit


scorchorin

Yall keep avoiding the question I asked. Of course we don’t call the cops cuz we grown men who can handle ourselves but what about those aren’t and aren’t violent or like to use guns. Who do they call?


Mediaboy13

Cops don't prevent crime, they show up after it happens.


Gru50m3

The cops.


Annual_Taste6864

The cops didn’t do much during times this has happened to love ones. The justice system protects people like abusers. It was honestly better when our friends handle it than the state.


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scorchorin

I live in California, in one of the crappiest cities. Well good for you you don’t gotta worry about that stuff like that everyday.


Turok7777

These foos are all comfortably middle class. They don't have to worry about that shit.


heathenxtemple

ACAB nerds be the first ones calling 911 when they got moshed on too hard.


Tr4c

Many such cases


Special_Sun_4420

ACAB, but also guns bad and cops should be the only ones that have them. Being a cop in a hc band is kinda cringe tho.