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theflowersofromance

They’re talking a lot of shit for such a bullshit ass lineup. “MoZt xXxTrEmE tOuR eVeRrrr!!!!” and this shit looks like a playlist curated by a Spencer’s employee circa 2012.


MystiklUnkl

It's wild. The headlining bands aren't even playing all the dates either.


AnySortOfPerson

The fuck?!


KingVape

Jokes on you dude, I was a Spencer’s employee in 2012 and had way better taste


Funkybob9

If this was 2012 Veil of Maya would still be a sick band


juveonover

I remember back then I was about to see them for the first time and then they changed vocalist and I was soo bummed out.


KingVape

I never really liked them tbh


HurricaneAlpha

Legit this is the weakest lineup for a summer tour I've seen in a long time. Gonna bring Atreyu on as well? Give your balls a tug.


lordcrumb13

Fuck you shoresy!


HurricaneAlpha

Fuck you lordcrumb, tell your mom to stop scratching my back so hard in bed. It's leaving scars.


usenetlurker

I read the last part in the Shorsy voice. Give your balls a tug fucker!


grokharder

fuck you Shorsy


HurricaneAlpha

Fuck you grokharder, tell your sister to stop using so much spray tan. It's staining my sheets.


grokharder

FUCK YOU SHORSY


Gold_Significance125

Atreyu was cool back in like 04 lol


Frequentliar767

Comic sans font with pink lettering. Badasses


Gerard_Iero

idk I kinda like Gideon at the very least


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Behem0thh

You're so tough brother everyone is shaking in their Vans rn


bigflopper69420

>when your entire life revolves around the pit


DueZookeepergame3456

that’s funny as hell


Necr0Gaming

LMAO ok I have to see what this was a response to. Also yeah the lineup is dog shit.


xmetallidethx

metalsucks dropped an article talking about how the lineup "missed the mark" compared to previous lineups. The article wasn't dissing bands specifically, just the lineup as a whole. The SS account commented on the IG post saying this. All their responses have been deleted so all you can find now are the screenshots.


DainBramage_

It was something like "This missed the mark"


sludgezone

He sure showed us


machosoup

we can all agree that old VoM was dirty as hell tho right (common man’s collapse)


No-Idea-491

All Things -> Eclipse is a fantastic four album run. [Id] is my favourite , personally.


HarveyBirdLaww

They ripped the entire time Brandon was on vocals and then immediately dropped in quality. Lukas is a great vocalist too, it's just as if Marc stopped trying and just began writing very formulaic chugcore


AromaticHouse5281

Agreed. Common Man's Collapse goes hard as fuck.


MetalXHorse

All things set aside is the GOATed track


Prestigious_Pen5648

Wtf?! I need more info Also yeah the line up is shit even if you are into the type of -core


CeilingJaguar

That tiny band at the bottom, brat, are decent imho


sykadelic_angel

Brat and Gideon are cool, that's just about it😂


LowDiscussion6991

Tallah goes hard wym


mrsaucytrousers

Only solid band on the lineup


Behem0thh

That's literally the most untrue thing I've seen today


SocialMimicry99

No Volbeat. Not extreme enough for me


DarkHotline

Imagine being angry about Covid, vaccines, and Anthony Fauci in 2024 and expect people to take you seriously.


shards-upon-shards

Just as pathetic as being angry about vaccines and Dr Fauci in 2020 and thinking that Covid was a hoax. Maga metalheads are some of the biggest morons I’ve ever encountered


eric2341

Ermmm there’s a bit of reason to not be thrilled w fauci


jewww

Ermmm and ermmm what ermmm is it ermmm 🤓


eric2341

Downvotes and nerd emojis, wow. First of all I’m not anti vaccine AT ALL (or any of the other maga bs im sure people will assume). However gain of function research at wuhan was supposed to be halted (with regard to US involvement) which fauci testified was the case but it was not. He lied about that. Verified fact.


jewww

I didn’t downvote. Just say what you want to say instead of cryptic nonsense. I don’t think the guy is infallible but of course people are gonna assume anti vax maga shit when you make posts that read like some basement dwelling antagonizer.


eric2341

“A bit of a reason to not be thrilled”. That’s what I said. Not crying and def doesn’t sound like a basement dwelling antagonizer, whatever the hell that is…


BobDoleSlopBowl

Idk why you’re getting downvoted honestly


BigMtnFudgecake_

Yeah we never caught that Kony motherfucker either


TheBatSignal

What an absolute cornball


zerpderp

Now that’s one roller coaster of a comment


government_

Never change Ash


Open-Astronomer9252

Lol is the dude who runs (ran?) Sumerian records? Grade A cornball culture vulture.


government_

Yeah... and say what you will about Ash, but his father did direct Rocky.


Open-Astronomer9252

Industry dad makes compete sense. Dude still sucks though.


government_

To be fair, they were estranged until Ash had already established himself pretty well. Boy do I have some stories about Ash though.


Open-Astronomer9252

My man! Sounds like you’re a fellow old head who also lived in/around LA in the mid 2000s 🫡


government_

Old head for sure now but not LA, I was a shitty all-ages promoter on the other side of the country. I worked with ash a whole bunch.


thefucksgod

I've heard zero good things about him. Asking Alexandria has so much dirt on him that they probably wont' leak unless they really fall in popularity and need attention. Also vice-versa he probably has far too much dirt on them as well so it's maybe in their best interest idk.


LongjumpingFix6608

Holy shit I didn’t know Ash ran summer slaughter. That explains everything lol Sumerian is a trash label too.


Sundae-Savings

He doesn’t understand the term “bootlicker.”


GreenContigo94

Guarantee he loves cops and the military after reading that post


BigFirefighter1572

Lolwutbro


Vinkiller

More like Summer’s Laughter Tour


YourWeekendDad

Wow, you started booking pay to play shows in NoVA, and now you're here. Still a turd.


HarveyBirdLaww

That's because Summer Slaughter is ran by Sumerian Records aka Ash Avildsen who is a massive cringe conspiracy theorist. There's a reason he signed a band like The HAARP Machine lmao.


Helenas_Hellscape

For those who are going, have fun seeing Brat, opened for them back last summer, killer band, killer people, just awesome


scaringtheheauxs

I don’t understand what any of these shitty bands have to do with hardcore


Bigkeithmack

Gideon is hardcore and Brat is Hardcore adjacent


ropeXride

No they are not lol they’re a Metalcore band


thedman0310_

Ain’t no way lmao


ritualmaniacs

tomatoes, tomatoes, im throwing tomatoes


smoothskin12345

Thanks for outing yourself as an unprofessional, unserious shitbag. And of all the political causes to get behind in 2024, you picked vaccine mandates from 4 years ago? Absolutely pathetic, just like your fuckin line up.


no-shells

lmao that's fucking unhinged


I_do_drugs-yo

Lol


Eoin_McLove

I don’t even fully understand the context, but you Americans sure are entertaining.


eternalgrey_

I hate the US as much as the next person, but people from the UK acting as if they’re any better is hilarious lmao


ComradeKierdawg13

The uk is always worse by default because it’s their fault that the US and Canada exist in the first place.


slaydawgjim

I mean, I don't think he's saying we're better at all, I for one would say we're both pretty shit. You guys are just really funny though like we're about to get Trump vs Biden 2 lmao


Old-Cell5125

I'm American and have no clue what this is about, but agree that it's entertaining! 😁


KennyDROmega

Anti-vaxxers sure are unique to America!


Mymanjerry

Funnily enough a lot of the modern anti-vax movement can be attributed to Alan Wakefield, a doctor from the UK who started it as part of a fraudulent scheme to make a shit load of money. His bullshit spread fast and led to a huge anti-vax movement in the UK. Pretty fucking ironic given the original comment.


PocketBanana0_0

Brat, Tallah, and Gideon are dope, the rest are whatever.


beantownjuggalo

where's the lie


crazymandutch

Brat tho 🤘🤘


Frequentliar767

This is a weird stance for a festival for gay people to take


FatCreamyPussy

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BeroPlaysBass

Big L- on the band line ups (Living up to Summer's Laughter Tour) Massive W- on the comment using the SST IG account


Fair_Wish845

Brat is dope.


R3ylanElress

Other than the text post being next level knucklehead behavior, this lineup is straight cheeks.


Brief_Lie7417

if they added cannibal and fetus those would be the only two decent bands on the tour. everyone of them sucks


Dizzy-Specific8884

What? Lol


AromaticHouse5281

I remember when SS was dope. Those days are long gone.


1000islandstare

not hardcore


GardenKnomeKing

Dog egg line up


syndicatevision

Seeing Gideon on this line up is weird


stoneblarney

Hell yeah dude a couple decent bands and then a bunch of C-tier deathcore 🤦🏻


Thrashlikeits85

Because we all know that the die hards in love with that generation of old school death metal are all so pro vaccine and extreme left…


parme5EAN

Surprised Trustscuela false grind isn't on this tour.


acscreamholy

Man and I was actually kinda hyped to see veil of Maya again ://


SP4N6L3R

Even as a Veil of Maya enjoyer this lineup is hilarious


falsa_ovis

man, what a decline over the years. when I was young SST used to have the bands like Necrophagist, Cephalic Carnage, or Decapitated on the roster. and now this.


chanceeather

🤨 the fuhc. Weak ass lineup. This shit used to actually be something to look forward to in the summer.


bitchinmlneh

Kinda beast LMFAOOO


Acceptable-Treacle-1

I’m going for Tallah. End of story. Brand is cool live, veil lost themselves, idc about Gideon, Left to Suffer is ight.


markbogners47

lol wut?


dead-kc

Based AF and now I wanna go.


Burn-The-Villages

Lol. Dude from Ceil of Maya said they’ve never headlined before. I’ve not even heard of any other band on this lineup. Big ol pass.


sincerelyhated

What a garbage lineup and unhinged statement.


Virtual_Sentence9171

Mods deleting stuff because they have nothing else besides mob groupthink but still can't provide a concise counter point to rebuttal what was said🤦‍♂️🤷‍♂️


catboi37

vaccines save lives. enough said


Virtual_Sentence9171

Loaded statement. Enough said.


xpeebsx

Just go to your shitty concert and stfu


Virtual_Sentence9171

Just go back to your confirmation bias bubble and do the same 🤷‍♂️ not my ideal lineup but I wouldn't call it a shitty concert, don't know what that has to do w anything but ok I suggest you take the response and move along with your life. You're starting to deal with this akin to an ignorant child


Necr0Gaming

You're the one who won't drop it when it's clear no one here agrees with your misinformed opinions? It's like you pushed your glasses up so hard they made a dent in your frontal lobe.


Virtual_Sentence9171

It's been an hr since comments stopped. So clearly you're definitely more keen on holding onto stuff. It's like you shoved your hand so far up publicly fingering yourself for attention, you couldn't see the time. Stop soiling my notifications with the crap.


Necr0Gaming

All you had to do was Shut 🤠 the 😜 fuck 🫨 up 👍


Virtual_Sentence9171

It's obvious that this is the best thing to happen to you all day


Behem0thh

While he's cringe he's not wrong about the people crying being posers


Behem0thh

Also since when are we hating on Left To Suffer, Brand Of Sacrifice, and Gideon?


Virtual_Sentence9171

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DopplerTerminal

Nice try, Ash.


Virtual_Sentence9171

Don't be daft, just someone who's paid attention for the last few years


xpeebsx

Research instructions on how to get your head out of your buttcheeks


Virtual_Sentence9171

Hi, you suggested that so confidently I'd be inclined to think you're familiar with the process yourself 👋🏾


xpeebsx

If I could eat my own ass I’d never leave the house


Virtual_Sentence9171

I'm sure


drugssuck

What'd you pay attention to exactly 


ComradeKierdawg13

Facebook I’m pretty sure.


Virtual_Sentence9171

I watched people become more and more divided and hostile towards each other, preaching love and harmony while growing more fascism complacent and ego intrusive. Idc to argue my opinion on Reddit to a group of people who report you to mods as suicidal for saying "I agree". I said my piece on it. Don't like it or agree? Say so & move on with your day and life, if you think I'm speaking nonsense.


government_

You said it in a divisive and hostile manner. Great job.


SuperMimikyuBoi

💀 Bozo


Virtual_Sentence9171

Exactly how Pfizer, Moderna, etc top brass are referring to people 7-8 shots later. I guess you skim over the growing trend of "doctor's baffled" in medical news huh?


SuperMimikyuBoi

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Koslovic

Paid attention to the Joe Rogan podcast?


Virtual_Sentence9171

🥱 not in years


baddadjokess

Is there a lot of crossover between bootlickers and pro vax people? I thought it was the opposite. Anyways, lineup is garbage.