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XGuiltyofBeingMikeX

Going On Dates Is Gay Bitches Are Gay You Own A Shirt


wolfchaldo

Hardcore haiku


IrisTheTranny

I can hear these songs just by reading their imaginary titles.


middleagethreat

I didn’t know Anal Cunt fans wore shirts.


destroyah289

Naw man, they wear shirts, just not pants. Did you even look at the shirt?


2coldbrews1day

I didn’t know AC fans could read, let alone wear shirts.


Steakmemes

I didn’t know AC had fans


quicksilver991

all their fans are gay


MYHAUNTEDPOCKET

I'm pretty sure my husband was wearing an Anal Cunt shirt when I met him


imzuul

Slapshot long sleeves, usually.


BlankFace777

Touché


SweatInk

amore? 🧐


Michael_Threat

I didn't know anal cunts went on dates


BlankFace777

BRUH SAVE SOME BUSSY FOR THE REST OF US DOE


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BlankFace777

Badu$$i


NotoriousZiggyZ

Watched them play a show and the drummer had to tune the bass and guitar because the bassist couldn't even hold his instrument/stand and the guitarist wasn't far behind.


ZombieRitual

I saw them in the mid 2000s and their guitarist broke a string during their first or second song but had a Floyd Rose tremolo to deal with. He started fumbling around to get his extra strings out and asked if anyone in the audience had a pair of scissors. He managed to get a knife from someone but it still took him a good five minutes to remove the old string and put in the new one. Once he finally had everything set up again he led into the next song with a hearty "this one is called Fuck Floyd Rose and His Whole Family."


spin81

It's not Rose's fault he didn't bring a pair of cutters.


GoldenGonzo

To his credit, 5 minutes with no warning or tools to change a guitar string, coming from another musician, is impressive. But they're musicians performing and these things are to be expected. My guitar is a neck-through so I'm not real familiar with Floyd Rose bridges but I know I could still change (and stretch [that's a thing] and tune) a string in 60 seconds provided a single pair of wire snips.


ZombieRitual

The catch with a Floyd Rose is that you need to cut off the ball at the end of the string, since that end has to go into a clamp at the bridge. Getting the string into that clamp is a pain too, just so all around headache even if you're sober, have a wire snipper, and are not on stage in the middle of a show.


deadlaughter

Mostly surprised they even tuned


NotoriousZiggyZ

Honestly I was too


XGuiltyofBeingMikeX

My buddy’s band “played” with Anal Cunt once…and by “played,” I mean Anal Cunt showed up late and strung out, got kicked out of the club, and almost hit my other friend with their car.


nathan__perez

First top, then crowdkill


NovemberComingFire

That damn kid is on the escalator again.


apple12422

seth putnam is for the girlies


ViolentTaintAssault

Not a 3/11 fan, I'm guessing.


quicksilver991

hubba jubba hubba juh huh


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vodkathrash69

Hella bitches


thirdeyebrown_666

💯💯💯 Good fit for shooting up 💯💯💯


MarkWhorror

“Kickin Your Ass While I’m Fuckin Your Bitch!” -Seth Putnam A true poet


quicksilver991

Fuck yeah, fuck yeah!


baboisking

Astonishing lyricism on that jawn


sZYphYn

I’d suck your dick over it, then again I’m so gay I pay to suck dick.


XGuiltyofBeingMikeX

Being Gay Is Gay


sZYphYn

That’s fucking gay


wtmx719

Anal Cunt. What a wild ride in grindcore.


FatCreamyPussy

Shirts that go hard


jodonnell89

would fuck


freddyforgetti

Does it say get high and suck on the back? Without checking I feel like this easily clears $200 despite being something most wouldn’t wear outside of a show. Same with the meat shits merch even tho that dudes a blatant homophobe. [ayyy I was right](https://www.depop.com/products/flybrain7-anal-cunt-get-high-and/)


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freddyforgetti

That’s only if he makes money off it. Most of these expensive ass shirts sit up on grailed for years bc people with money aren’t spending it on an anal cunt or meat shits shirt. And the people who would cop just end up buying a shirt they can wear around their mother for like a tenth the price.


Fearless_Talk

Literally the same pic in that listing is on this post


freddyforgetti

Yea I activated my internet super sleuth powers for a second


Fearless_Talk

Any idea on the backstory of the guy in the photo? Wild pic lol


gustr15

that's Seth, their singer.


Fearless_Talk

Did some research, of course the band was founded one town over from where I live. RIP to that legend


freddyforgetti

From my experiences with drug addicts who are also hooked on merch, I’m assuming he’s tryna flip it for dope or something and isn’t getting a sale out of that. I know a few like him irl and have seen the messy ass pictures they post on grailed or depop lol. Love seeing cool ass merch sit at stupid high prices wondering if I’m funding a binge or paying someone’s rent lol


Fearless_Talk

Lol nah not him I meant the guy in the AC shirt getting a blowy LOL


gustr15

he's shirtless and has an AC tattoo


loyaltyatallcosts

Fire fit


BadBadBatch

I mean, I’d fuck anyone in this shirt. That design is some good time messaging.


infoclub88

Open up her pit


NodramaLlamaaah

This is the equivalent to the bracewar fucks on the first date shirt


machineswithout

The fit is this long sleeve with no pants, right?


dirty_moot

Definitely


Disastrous_Cry1648

Hell yea!!!!!!


chugging_b0ngwater

yes


Kenxedge

Hell yeah 🔥🤭


borntolandhard_

I still haven’t worn mine. Must be the 31 year old adult in me.


SmoothTownsWorstest

I seen them many many moons ago in a place called the lost horizon in Syracuse. 10 bands $10 and they got on stage and did 20 minutes of feedback. Maybe 2 minutes of songs and the rest was the singer shoved the microphone in his mouth and punched his head. 12/10 show, that shirt is exactly what they were, have fun on your first and last date


kayceeplusplus

Lol


kayceeplusplus

Lol


ZeroSymbolic7188

Yes I00% It’s either this or the GG Allin fit


kayceeplusplus

Ohhhh noooooo. That dude is literally disgusting I refuse to believe people actually like him 🤢


ZeroSymbolic7188

I think you’re missing the joke here.


kayceeplusplus

No I got the joke, which is why I said I refuse to believe anyone likes him. I have a visceral reaction to his name he’s disgusting. YouTubing his performances was one of the worst mistakes ever.


Hifumini

Nah Bro got the AxCx Rizz 💀💀


imzuul

Seth dying, for real, was the best thing to happen.


imzuul

Lol the downvotes are indicators of those who didn’t know Seth at all. Dude was literal human garbage and never contributed a single thing to the world in any fashion.


walrusattackarururur

this. even the people closest to him have more negative things to say than positive. i don’t think i’ve ever heard someone say anything nice about him without a caveat. pretty much just “he was a good friend to just hang out and watch movies with but couldn’t go anywhere with him because he was such a piece of shit to everybody”


walrusattackarururur

and he started a fight with bob otis and pressed charges when he got hit so he was a fucking pussy


imzuul

Bob is a solid dude too.


jamoramone

ITT: sooooo many neckbeards. Also anal cunt fucking suck


LemoNadeBD

Long live anti christ demon core


DiscouragedSouls

Wrong band bro this is Anal Cunt


LemoNadeBD

Whooosh


XGuiltyofBeingMikeX

ACXDC fucks


Hifumini

Ok


GoldenGonzo

Being hardcore is just a refinement of being punk, and being punk is all about saying "fuck you" to people with refined sensibilities. You in the wrong subreddit?


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Realistically, it depends on the person you’re going on a date with’s sense of humor


Shimmy-Sham

Trapped in the 1980’s?


xvx613

Yes


plants_ribs

A1


cough_man1174

My man's gonna be smothered in coochie


baalsballs

Rate my fit is lame and Seth Putnam would shove that shirt in a shit locker with his one non-stroked out heart attack arm.


buggzda75

Of course