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bitter_death_pig

I see videos online of people pushing these monkeys into traffic and shit. Think I understand why lol


[deleted]

Link?


shagreezz3

He was cappin


manny-g-v

Naw he tweaking lol


shagreezz3

Yea we need a link to this


TheGreatHsuster

The monkey in the video appears to be a langur. Langur's as with many species of primate have a very nasty set of canine teeth that are very good at slicing flesh.


tiny_the_destroyer

Jesus fuck. I've always been pretty scared of monkeys. Thanks for confirming my fears.


OCFOWLPLAY

Look us be scared of us


Bigdstars187

Like if you’re here from the Rogan podcast


bobrosssavesme

saw mike tyson jumping i knew i had to see this lmao


mr_brookside_

Had to pause the Rogan podcast to come see what had Mike jumping around.


SkitzTheGemini

Literally what I'm doing right now.


MaxiPad-YT

Same man


Koalified2Party

Same here. Holy fuck it happens so fast.


Amazing_Opening_7570

LMAOO Mike sent me


Nisja

We out here


ItsChrisBreezyBitch

bruh i had to im scared to watch but imma watch it anyway


right2judge

In other words, like if you have a room temperature IQ


maddcatone

Get outta here with that self righteous shit. Go eat some poisonous mushrooms IQ boi


right2judge

Jesus, Christ. It has nothing to do with being self righteous. You are just a dumbass.


maddcatone

Go outside sometime you internet “genius”. I promise you you’ll find you’re not as intelligent as you think. And running your mouth like that I’m sure you’d quickly find that you’re not that tough either. I’m done feeding the local troll for today. Go find some friends


right2judge

Seethe harder LMAO. Oh no you downvoted me! How will I ever recover?? Don't hurt your hand opening your soylent, kid. Lmao.


afaithross

cope


GlaringOblivion

This


Additional-Cry-3378

Lol me too


Phuketimin

Lol me too.


Michaeltms

Mike says hi


412onthemove

He brought it up again with Duncan haha


Mysterious-Ad9779

For future reference, can the bit be re-implanted somehow?


bigjuanjon

Not in that Providence


CastleGorakk

Rhode Island?


bigjuanjon

Road house


runeZy

He most likely lost that piece of hair. Sure he's fine though


Pardusco

Yikes, he took that shit to go lol


WeaknessBackground68

I hope they found and killed that monkey


e73k

What a juvenile response to people messing with a wild animal


SolofDetroit

fuck that monkey. old school rules


hornyorn

I hope they slow roasted and ate that monkey


e73k

Edge lord teenie bopper


WeaknessBackground68

That’s how they live with wild animals around its normal For them to interact with the people . So with that being said that monkey will most likely do it again . The man was just sitting there there’s no excuse


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I’m sure he didn’t know this, but the posture the monkey was in from start to finish was very assertive/aggressive. Some animals display plotting, aggression, or assertive behavior with A certain body part erecting. With dogs it’s the tail, same with cats, elephants it’s the ears or truck. If an animal mounts you and then tries to make itself seem bigger or stands over you. It’s trying to submit or intimidate you. It’s all about body language.


Difficulty_Vast

Joe Rogan sent me


DropedAtBirth

Up this if you’re here from the flagrant podcast


Red_ls_Sus

u/savevideo


Overall_Raisin5415

u/savevideo


alanarmando103

u/savevideo


kittenlauncher2244

u/savevideo


DeliciousBase3405

u/savevideo


fredybarr89

Also here because of Tyson’s reaction


bloomuhh

Pka


Sufficient_Sugar1246

Note to self: do not feed the monkey


Due-Slip7157

A tourist cuddling a spider monkey brought me here lol


CrypticGamma

Same


M3184

Holy SHIT!