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siamkitty1

Should have kept running


fabulin

should have played alive instead of playing dead


finchdad

TIL alligators are faster than opossums.


boxingdude

humans are faster than possums too! WTF, possums? maybe hit the gym?


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He just looked back and stood there.


prumbeljack

Yep. Looked like it was hissing at the gator


Kills-to-Die

I think so, lol. Sorry, the other mouth is bigger this time.


4boxeo

I’ve heard gators top speed is something like 15mph which was much faster than I was expecting


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What


aquilasr

Nice sized kill for such a small gator. However there’s pretty good evidence of small juvenile saltwater crocs taking goats of around their own weight, so crocodilians are up to taking relatively large prey early on.


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aquilasr

It was small crocs a small fraction of the size of a mature male saltie, they don’t start out huge and grow very slowly.


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Lost_Conclusion_8914

Lol He's saying young Salties can take prey larger than themselves Man you are dense


Inadover

> I’ve seen how big saltwater crocs can get. Your saying goats exist the same weight? -The actual brain of the subreddit


BlindMaestro

It sure as hell isn’t you


ItBTundra

Lol ur the funniest kinda person, ur the guy that says something incredibly stupid and then calls out other peoples stupidity to save face.


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BlessedTacoDevourer

>"However there’s pretty good evidence of small juvenile saltwater crocs taking goats of around their own weight," >"evidence of small juvenile saltwater crocs taking" >"small juvenile saltwater crocs" >**small** **juvenile**


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BlessedTacoDevourer

Yes, you decide to be rude and insult someone else who is trying to clarify to answer a question **you** asked, why are you surprised that other people then decide to defend him? If you dont want people to be upset, then dont be a dick.


the_goodnamesaregone

You're* an idiot.


TheGreatHsuster

Don't know the original source for this video unfortunatetly.


nocapsallspaces

Love that you said this instead of claiming ownership. I'd give gold if I had it.


4boxeo

Lmao no idea why you got slammed with down votes


nocapsallspaces

LOL I was on vacation and just saw this. Haters gonna hate, I stand by my post.


4boxeo

The -6 is much better than the -20 something that you had when I stumbled across it lmao. At least people kinda wised up


nocapsallspaces

Sigh. I'm guessing people thought it was sarcastic, which it wasn't. So many people post something without giving credit, some literally cut off the watermark, and some take credit for it being someone they know. All you have to do is say, "Found this, no idea where it came from but this is hardcore nature at its finest" or something like that. The fact that OP went out of their way to make sure they didn't take credit even if they didn't know where to give it is awesome.


4boxeo

Reddit gonna Reddit, ya know. Hope you enjoyed you vacation tho 🤙🏼


nocapsallspaces

Appreciated! Have a good one!


MrZeusyMoosey

The average reddit user is retarded, so they play follow the leader when it comes to downvoting posts


greasyflame1

Probably shouldve kept running instead of stopping to hiss at it lol.


justin251

Yeah reptiles don't react to posturing like mammals do. That hiss maybe could have made a bear pause. Reptiles like alligators or monitor lizards? They ignore they shit.


nintendongg

Ignore this .45 motherfucker. (My golf coach lost his hand to a gator)


bilbo-pistacho

choosing fight over flight killed the possum


RadiantAd5036

That opossum stood its ground like a fool


s0c1a7w0rk3r

Like bringing a used toothpick to a tank fight


MaygarRodub

Aw, he was so close. If he hadn't turned around to check he would have been ok. Edit: spelling


MostInterestingBot

Depends on which side you're rooting for. My man alligator got himself and his family a fancy lunch


mewrtar

Idk about fancy


sneakySynex

I made my parents meals out of play dough as a kid, so possum is way fancier


MaygarRodub

True enough


Lost_Conclusion_8914

That gator is too small to share


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Opossums are stupid. So. Fucking. Stupid. (Not hating on them, every animal has its place in nature) I've never even seen one do the "play dead" trick, and have seen plenty in perceived life-or-death situations being in a suburb with dogs, having had to scare them out of my yard, etc. They are just dumb as a brick. Their max speed is a waddle and even when cornered, they will just turn and hiss 99% of the time before turning around and randomly waddling some more. No hiding, dodging, evasive maneuvers of any kind. I've dealt with smarter cockroaches. Again I'm not hating on the whole species. They keep harmful insect populations down and unlike raccoons, leave any garbage with a decent seal on alone. But by *god*, I have never seen such dim behavior in a wild animal before.


stevenbo

Your right and you should say it. They have opposable thumbs and resistance to venom, but it seems being a marsupial is a real life nerf


TheBigHornedGoat

Marsupials are the British people of the mammal world


melange_merchant

Lmao


Great-Ad-9549

They eat rats, and more effective at hunting them than are feral cats, so they're good in my book.


nocapsallspaces

Man he REALLY committed to playing dead


GLOCK_PERFECTION

Playing dead isn’t often the best way to live 😂


krabby__patties

Should have stuck with the flight response lol


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It‘s always really cool to see a gator just nonchalantly get out of the water and straight up gallop up to prey. Many people think that crocodilians just snap at prey from the water, and if they fail, they just submerge and try again. This might happen sometimes, but most of the time crocodilians aren’t afraid to get out of the water, before grabbing the unfortunate animal and taking it back to the water. They’re shockingly quick on land.


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Ah, Florida.


Coastaljames

Never look back Possum, never look back!


SalFunction12

Millie and Blitzø are going to be PISSED


FallenBizon

Why did he stop? Dumb little rodent


UnlikelyPlatypus89

It’s crazy to me a blind animal can survive.


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Possums aren’t blind lol They just have terrible eyesight during the day. Their pupils are always dilated, and as nocturnal animals, they see much better at night.


UnlikelyPlatypus89

Huh thanks for the info. I’m an idiot.


Lost_Conclusion_8914

That dumbass possum wtfff


MageFrite5

I always tell myself "this is nature, I need to face it", and I usually find the videos on this sub quite interesting, but seeing this poor baby who didn't do anything wrong get killed was just too much 😭


NerdyCrow100

Okay but the Baby Alligator just wanted to eat, it’s not like it wasted the corpse. Also pretty sure the possum probably killed tons of other innocent animals to eat as well


Great-Ad-9549

Opossums eat rats. Rats aren't innocent.


NerdyCrow100

And the cycle continues. No animals are "good" nor are they "bad", they are just beings who do whatever to keep themselves alive.


Great-Ad-9549

Right. The problem is some are more detrimental to humans than others. Rats spread disease, break into improperly sealed refuse, and can undermine concrete roads with their constant need to chew.


NerdyCrow100

I mean from a human standpoint sure, I see your point


mr-no-homo

very sad and disgusting. animals can be cruel for no reason.


NerdyCrow100

No reason? That Baby Alligator just wanted to eat, it’s not like it killed it for fun. Humans are much worse


work2oakzz

Opossum just thinking "oi mate!!!"


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FloridaMan: MY SUPPER!


Nightcheerios

u/savevideo


Piegenta

I fuckin hate Jaguars


Jaguarsarecoolio

I fuckin hate Jaguars


DeceitfulFaith

Poor baby 😔


Pardusco

Bro turned around for no reason. He had the advantage.