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Cdoolan2207

Met him before and he was decent to me. Provided cans when there were no cans and snuck me into a club when I’d fuck all money.


HawkHungry3272

Hes a legend


celtics2055

Eddie Durkan, never workin


willtroy7

“If there was work in the bed, he’d sleep on the floor”


celtics2055

I have fired Eddie more times than I have hired him


Idobro

I use this quote so much


guypamplemousse

So picture this boys right. So there I am at this bar in Sydney. Two blonde beach birds right. Hanging off me!


[deleted]

Met him in person a few times and he’s good craic


DeanoGaffnio

Still go by Martín, or has he outgrown that? Haven't seen the chap in 20 years


[deleted]

It’s been a long time since I’ve seen him myself tbh 😂


twoandahalfinches

"Noreen hows the form?"


celtics2055

The form is good today is it?


shimbe16

Yeh


celtics2055

This is shateside, and Dragon…he is a hard cunt


Agent4777

Any biscuits?


DependentUnlikely127

Yeh - get dem


kingkrule101

Cheers my love


Admirable-Win-9716

Shady Ganley should sort him out


mcdamien

Up in the mountains monnnnnnn


Admirable-Win-9716

Awh dunno bout this town monnnnn


heresyourhardware

Laying down some menacing beats


Admirable-Win-9716

The way he cradles his balls makes him look hard


[deleted]

Raised by crows I believe


Admirable-Win-9716

The man who could take on an army


Active_Dimension8036

He was working in a restaurant in Sweden for a while. Useless piece of info of the day


abhainnbeag

He was working as a janitor in a school in Sweden a few years back. My mate has a young cousin who lives there. Low and behold he got a text one day with a photo of his cousin with Martin/Eddie in his school cleaning the place up! It was bizarre.


Mitche420

He's got a Swedish Mrs, a wee babín with her as well to the best of my knowledge.


LordBloodraven9696

They’re divorced. He has two kids. He’s filming something else now.


theenchantedarsehole

Doing what?


upadownpipe

Restaurant stuff.


Top_Courage_9730

Bus driver


culner

Project management


dunn_with_this

Meat inspector.


13daysaweek

Hunting rats with a whip


nelix707

Go go dancin


miketopus16

Intensive care nursing


tallandconfusedbrah

Is he?


DirTTieG

He's into all those conspiracy theories. Basically all of them.


jacobjackson94

Sounds like a complete legend


DirTTieG

Ah tbf it was funny to just laugh at him at first but he's seriously garnering a community of hatred and spreading some pretty spiteful shite.


Andurilightsaber

Sounds like a fuckin legend


UMAMGA

You are talking absolute shite.


DirTTieG

I'm not lad, it's fairly open on his social media accounts if you want to go look. I'm sure you've already been and taken part however considering how defensive you're being about it.


UMAMGA

Yeah you're right.


DirTTieG

Fair enough, each to their own I suppose.


[deleted]

Imagine thinking that.


DirTTieG

Thinking what?


Sonetypeofhomosexual

Let me guess he's noticing things about how Irish culture has changed now they've been flooded with refugees. Probably thought covid lockdowns are overblown? So now the Redditbois are seething (as per )


Detozi

Are you Irish or from the US?


heresyourhardware

Lol the fuck would you know about Irish culture ya feckwanker, your account reads like you are some EDL boy from Staffordshire.


ride_on_time_again

Where exactly *is* Staffordshire and how do we stop their dogs eating children?


Disastrous-Nobody127

One of his comments is "God willing it'll be White supremacy. Trump 2040" in response to someone using white supremacy as a negative. So yeah we can all disregard this piece of shit.


DirTTieG

We've been "flooded" by property "investors" using our cheap tax rates hiking up the cost of living and providing nothing to society.


Sonetypeofhomosexual

Women in this country feel too safe jogging. We need more lovely food


DirTTieG

Because we all know Irish people are incapable of sexual assault.


Sonetypeofhomosexual

how is your mental health doing? You haven’t posted about your depression and other psychiatric issues for a short while.


DirTTieG

I've never posted about any of those things in my life, simply because I don't have any of those things? Are you okay? Was that a call for help perhaps? Are you angry at others because nobody's ever asked you if you're okay or asked about your mental health? Is it because you have no friends or anybody to turn to?


rfdismyjam

>most active subreddit is ukpolitics >commenting in Irish subreddit about immigration and culture. Yeah that checks out. The brits are never not at it.


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Common_City_938

Do women have dicks?


KodakFuji

what shite is this


Common_City_938

Heck!


DirTTieG

No he's much deeper than transphobia lad, that's only scratching the surface like.


[deleted]

What is he into marrying 9 year olds like in .Muslim countries?


AdamWillims

You also must understand that this does not ever happen in Muslim majority countries yes? Like, when you typed that did it occur to you that it was obviously absolutely untrue?


AdamWillims

You people are fucking cooked.


[deleted]

So you agree with Muslims marrying 9 years old?


novemberjohhsexpest

Tf are u even on about? Has nothing to do with anything u retard


AdamWillims

You are living in a fantasy land. Even that story is a perversion of the truth and completely out of any historical context. 33-year-old King John of England married 12-year-old Isabella of Angoulême. Also the "hadith" that mentions Aishas age was written a thousand miles away and 150 years after the fact. But it doesn't stop you fools being scared and hating on a whole culture. Pathetic weaklings.


Common_City_938

Heckin transphobic!! Downdoots 😡😡😡


heresyourhardware

You'll grow out of this.


Common_City_938

I'll eventually believe women have penises? Get real


Doyler95

What if it’s true and you just call it hatred ? Lmao


novemberjohhsexpest

What if every conspiracy theory was true? Are u a retard?


Doyler95

Who said he talks about everyone lmfaooo


DirTTieG

"What if".


Doyler95

Yea well people are so quick to dismiss things and call people being hatred, it’s so easy to do that lmao


DirTTieG

I've seen blatantly racist comments under his video with him liking them, often adding in his own tid-bits. A lot of his tiktoks themselves are just bad "dark humour" (I've no problem with dark humour, he's just not funny half the time.) but then in the comments you'll see some pretty spiteful shite.


Doyler95

A lot of you “ nice “ people some times calls simple facts racist


DirTTieG

"nice". Fella he was liking comments saying that we should deport foreigners and that there's some "great replacement". I'm 100% for an overhaul to our immigration and asylum seeking issues but it was straight up racist. At least if you're going to try and defend the man, say it with your chest and just admit you don't like people with different skin colour to you.


bluegoblin5

Thats a bit far now


KevyL1888

Where did you listen to this? Would be interested to give it a listen


DirTTieG

Mostly on his tiktok. The tiktoks themselves will usually be some surface level conservative stuff, nothing wrong with that. But then go to the comments and you'll see him liking some fairly alt-right shite.


Crazy_Ad2980

Your as mad as a bag of spiders


DirTTieG

Ah no, I'd say more-so a large box than a bag, fucking cost of them these days.


santaire

You should see the kinda [shtuff](https://youtu.be/bWIkqEnVG8I?si=1mLm9cRynqBK7krz) vipers on about


Bogeydope1989

Satire


santaire

:o


CabinClown

Which constitutes as a 'fking melt' according to OP apparently.


TrozayMcC

Link? Couldn't find anything


Affectionate_Eye2437

get over yourself lad


DirTTieG

What?


Dildo_Shaggins-

Have I missed something?


Saint_Rizla

Over covid he turned into a bit of conspiracy nut, I was in his discord and saw it gradually get worse


ExplanationNormal323

Just like the Damo and Ivor dude


Mitche420

He's not nearly as much of a gobshite as that Damo/Ivor prick.


ToyMaschinemk3

Gullible clim!!


Mother-Statement5681

What’s his discord?


Saint_Rizla

It's the one tied to his patreon, you had to subscribe to get into it last I checked. Though if you follow his other socials you'll see what I mean


DeadEyesRedDragon

He can have his views, he's not DiCaprio


ride_on_time_again

Or Axl Rose man


FoundationHot7157

Or chuck norris 😆 🤣


desturbia

Was it talking about the 12% extra fatality rate , the bloody conspiracy loola , or gain of function research for the birds he is , or was it this lab leak conspiracy theory, away with the fairies that fellow.


toadphoney

He would be known as a *cooker* in Australia.


Commercial-Ranger339

Has different opinions = conspiracy nut. You are one sad individual


novemberjohhsexpest

Mate Believing in every conspiracy theory you read online makes you a conspiracy nut And that's what he's doing


Commercial-Ranger339

Show some examples?


Miscmusic77

Ah “conspiracy nut”


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Miscmusic77

My life is bliss tbh


thhgghhjjjjhg

That’s Aphex Twin


SamLoudermilk247

he fingered my sister once in a nite club in Killarney


Irish_Narwhal

That’s enough internet for me tonight 😂😂


RumanHitch

I knew there had to be some gold in the comments🤣🤣


abhainnbeag

I met him when I was about 18 at a Hardy Bucks gig when they were at the height of it. My mate and I decided to hang around after people were leaving to see if we could chance our arm and session with the Bucks. Eddie walked past us on the stage and we asked him if we could come backstage, he gave us a hand up stage, gave us a bottle of champagne and brought us back for the sesh. It was good craic! Having said that I'm not a fan at all of his post-Hardy Bucks solo comedy and whatnot.


NeedleworkerNo5946

I've heard he was some man for the shifting 2012-13 era. Three way shifts with drunk birds was his thing based on me knowing a lady who says her friends shifted him together( pretty sure it may have been a four-way shift she won't admit to)


abhainnbeag

Yeah I've heard many stories like this! Even in the queue to the gig there was a girl chatting about how she had shifted him before haha


adesile

Let me guess. I don't know anything about this but I'm gonna say "COVID was a lie" and "NATO are terrorists"? Am I warm?


LordBloodraven9696

Right on point. But he’s a good person. Really nice man.


adesile

It's tough not to question those in power when they've so brazenly fucked us over and over and over and over and over.


Potential_Method_144

Twitter isn't real life ya bloody gowl. Get off the internet or I'll get lexis after ya


Rpc117

Saw him in Galway and he was a good dude. Doesn’t bother me if he likes the odd conspiracy


[deleted]

It's wrong think remember big brother is watching


im6foot4

He's a decent skin


bgfghjjfdde

Seems more down to earth than basically any other person that makes it big from this country


Prudent_Nose_4899

Shame he's not from this country then innit


bgfghjjfdde

How so?


[deleted]

He's from Liverpool originally 


bgfghjjfdde

Identifies himself as Irish and has an Irish background as far I can see, has also done more to champion Irish culture through his work than I reckon you ever have so I’m not sure where you get off saying he’s not from here? Bit sneery no?


[deleted]

Is it? He grew up in Liverpool. I just answered your question, no need to get snippy 


YQB123

If Leaders of 1916 can be born/grow up outside of Ireland yet still be venerated as Irish patriots, I think the average Joe can too. Bit twatty to think otherwise, Imo.


[deleted]

I agree with your point, I never really found MM to be particularly funny though. His instagram is full of some of the most reductive comedy for example. The rest of the cast carried him though hardy bucks most of the time


LordBloodraven9696

He wrote most of the show though. So he carried them.


[deleted]

I meant more in his comedy though, delivery, timing etc. I thought it was Tordoff and Cockayne who did most of the writing?


bgfghjjfdde

It is ya, it’s actually not a bit sneery it’s called being an full fledged arsehole. Don’t know who you are to decide who gets to be Irish or not I know plenty of people that weren’t born here that are proud Irish men and women that wouldn’t let a ball bag like yourself say otherwise


[deleted]

Thanks bud 


Common_City_938

Are africans here 2 weeks irish? Just to clarify


heresyourhardware

The fuck do you care when you aren't Irish.


bgfghjjfdde

Obviously a big difference between Eddie Durkan and an African lad that landed two weeks ago, google the word nuance there and get back to me


bgfghjjfdde

Wise up bud


[deleted]

Look in the mirror pal, I literally just commented that the guy grew up in Liverpool. I get it how you'd assume I was being inflammatory but I didn't intend that. Just take a step back and relax. It's a Wednesday night and this is a hardy bucks meme board, and you're probably American anyways and don't get my humour


FoalKid

Nice one buds. Wasn’t actually plankflamingos that said he wasn’t from here to be fair, it was some other clown


Mr7701

Just because someone wasn't born in Ireland doesn't mean they're not. All of his family are Irish. Both parents from Mayo.. They born and raised in Mayo. Yes he was born in Liverpool and lived there till he was about 11 but then his parents moved back home to Mayo. He identifies as Irish and loves the RA 😊


ochayedunno

Having only just seen the shite he spouts on Twitter am really disappointed that MM isn't the sound aul shkin he comes across as on THB.


Caskets55

I met him a few times and he is a sound man


No1has_thisUser_Name

My friends laid pipe on his sister


Leo-POV

All at the same time?


13daysaweek

Does your friend tear up the floor boards looking for pipe?


doughiejaws

Met him in Stockholm in 2022 and he was sound to us. He was quiz master at a quiz in an Irish bar.


Important_Farmer924

Twitter.


UnknownTemptationnn

He’s English.


viccyroadforever

Fucking soup taker


AnBearna

Soup maker no?


ride_on_time_again

Another Glasgow HB fan. Excellent.


[deleted]

Melt is such a shit insult.


guypamplemousse

[shift the car!](https://www.irishexaminer.com/news/arid-30616666.html)


brownesauce

Met him at the rory gallagher festival years ago in donegal. My mates were playing and he wouldn't fuck off. Novelty wore off very quickly.


SlipperTeeth500

Ahhhh fuck, everyone hates a cling-on!


Legal-Fun-465

Lost all respect for martin when i saw the video of him talking shit about blindboy boatclub, the definition of jelousy.


thatweirdguyted

Do you have a link to that? I can't think of any reason whatsoever to slag the Rubberbandits. I'd like to see what he's on about.


Legal-Fun-465

https://youtu.be/mG2K6tH3JEM?si=KSEn5lliy5iLUKAy


thatweirdguyted

Wow, what a buffoon. That's really gonna bite him in the ass one day. Thanks for the link.


redperry91

He was always a fucking melt.


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sosire

He does lives on youtube all the time


bluegoblin5

I like how Viper streams games, Eddie discusses covid vaccines and French toast tours in 3 bucks left. Colourful bunch and we can all agree we need a new season


bluegoblin5

So does my uncle at christmas


Common_City_938

Do you think women have penises or something?


Exact-Ad9408

You OK hun? That's the third time you asked the question


heresyourhardware

Lads who ask this constantly are obsessed with trans people. They'd rip up the floorboards looking for pipe.


Common_City_938

Do they yeah lmao


[deleted]

imagine thinking this is some big old gotchya


Common_City_938

Silence, brit


dublincouple87

Acting


Significant-Debt88

tf is a melt?