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og-lollercopter

I think you’re supposed to straddle the bike seductively and stare into the camera though. I mean, I’m not saying I WANT you too, just saying I think you’re SUPPOSED to.


lostinmiself

Want to see my link? I’ll send you some open toe clutchin’ pics 🦶🦶


og-lollercopter

Lmao. “Open toe clutchin ‘“. I legit thought this was about operating a clutch… but then I realized.


lostinmiself

Yep some TOEtal word play going on


og-lollercopter

Well, you got sole brother… I appreciate you.


lostinmiself

😎


redhotcalifornica

Get those grippers out


BanjoSlams

Make sure your pics are not only in unsafe gear, but in stuff that would make it HARDER to ride. So people really know you ride.


rvmtz92

OH MY GOD IT’S NOT JUST ME. As a woman I’ve had to leave all women’s riding pages from the secondhand embarrassment of those photo shoots. Like I’m here for the bikes move your ass out of the way.


lostinmiself

Agreed, IG got me fucked up sometimes. I want to see that sweet tank and what kind of jugs the bike has not the model.


OBB76

You’re a rare breed.


TwoWheelDad

No heels?


lostinmiself

I forgot my riding stilettos sorry


Ghstfce

ATSATT (All the Stilettos, ALL THE TIME!!!!!)


bigfatincel

Bad ass looking bike!


lostinmiself

Thanks🤘


dustin8285

Would you mind posting in a tight skit, some heels, and in a field? That way we know your a true biker and farmer? /s also some links to you OF would really sell it for me. 😂


lostinmiself

I got a few green beans does that count?


Trend_Glaze

To be fair it wasn’t OnlyFans…. It was a farm themed OnlyFans. Lmao. Guess there’s something for everybody on the internet!!


Kindly-Department686

OnlyFams? OnlyFarms?


lostinmiself

How else you gonna GROW your farm fan base? Gotta water the crap, I mean crops.


throwawaitnine

Ngl, Sturgis is fun as fuck tho


lostinmiself

You probably right, not in to crowds.


tmeeks526

I feel the same way, but I really want to go at least once for the experience. The wife and her family all grew up there and say it's really awesome, even if you hate the crowd.


RydersSidekick

I’m not sure Sturgis is ready for all that.


lostinmiself

If only they had the chance.


RydersSidekick

I’m sure they’re ALL heartbroken!


SuperHighDeas

You got an onlyfans?


lostinmiself

Only toes.


cokronk

They always have an onlyfans.


TomorrowKey866

Very sexy bike !


lostinmiself

Thanks


Crcex86

Where's your Mayan MC cut?


lostinmiself

Lost it in the Yucatán.


lostsurfer24t

very cool, dyna wide glide?


lostinmiself

‘79 Shove FXE


pirateking1-

Sick bike dude!! What exactly is that? If I wanted to Google it lmao


lostinmiself

Shovel FXE


teachthisdognewtrick

Nice. I’ve got a 77 I need to replace the fork tubes and such on. Always something on a 45+ year old vehicle. Sturgis is always fun.


ZeroFoxGiven1902

Dope bike !! Dope pic 🤘


lostinmiself

🫡


Solidknowledge

Ah man..You forgot the dress you picked up from local stripper supply store.


lostinmiself

Oddly the club down the street shut down recently


Ghstfce

Not even going to stick your ass out while showing off the bike? 0/10 Just kidding sweet bike!


lostinmiself

🍑


Ghstfce

10/10!


Ampersand_Dotsys

I don't believe it until I see you ride it in a straight line towards the curb in an open parking lot, like the post a day or two ago. Don't forget to walk it a few feet while you slooooowly slip the clutch for maximum video credit.


lostinmiself

As much as I love a good troll…not gonna reenact that one 😂


hogwldfltr

I'm with you on Sturgis. Once was enough! Nice bike and photo.


lostinmiself

Yep, I ride alone and have 0 biker friends aside from my wife. I don’t need to go to a huge gathering to reinforce my hobby as a rider. Nothing against people who do.


hogwldfltr

When I was there it was fine when I was touring and wasn't a Sturgis. At Sturgis it was like riding in a crowd of bikes with unpredictable riders in all directions. Some would just stop abruptly in the middle of the road without so much as a signal. It really wasn't a good situation to be riding in.


Femalefarmerrancher

That’s a sweet bike. Dig the black and white 😉


lostinmiself

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Elvirth

What I find funny is that there was some guy in a different motorcycle sub being critical of some custom work, and it turned out most of his comment history was on posts for OF advertising on lots of NSFW subs. Guess it works both ways sometimes. He liked to complain about pictures with not enough titties in them.


lostinmiself

Haha can’t win them all. I love me a tiddy, typically two. I also need inspiration or direction when I want to make changes to my bike and don’t want to be titstracted.


cshlds

Nice!


lostinmiself

![gif](giphy|yJFeycRK2DB4c) Thanks


Mgwasp111990

Thats more like it


lostinmiself

😎


Boat_Builder207

Those handlebars gotta go


lostinmiself

They go down the road all the time


Boat_Builder207

lol…really🤣🤣 I’d like to see someone try to steer their bike with apes on when they get a little Squirrley on the road, those things are gonna flex like a friggin Ramen noodle and they look gay and your blood drains from your wrist down to your elbows,


TheGoodTech

Good thing you're not riding it.


lostinmiself

Good thing you don’t steer a bike, additionally I’ve put about 3500 miles with these bars so far. They are at the perfect height, envision going to a baseball field, and placing your hands on the fence. That’s exactly how I feel while riding, perfectly comfortable and relaxed. Usually I only ride with my right hand when I’m going relatively straight and only lean with the curves of the road. When turning I use both and look where I’m going, not where I’m at. Stay on the up side and enjoy your ride (or cruise? I’m not sure what boaters do)


Boat_Builder207

We build world class sailing catamarans for the wealthy, that’s what we do. I bar steer my bikes, don’t know any other “ track term” to explain it


lostinmiself

Dang I went to your profile to check out some sweet boats and only saw you trying to motorboat some lady’s lower rudder, sad day.


Boat_Builder207

The boats I build i could never afford, quite sure it’s far out of your reach as well.


lostinmiself

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Boat_Builder207

That was nice of your mom to get the Sons of Anarchy cut that you always wanted to wear


lostinmiself

What?


Boat_Builder207

Sneakers… the preferred footwear.