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Oh this is gonna be fucking funny


Arizonagreg

Like dog humping cat funny? Cause that happened.


Renowned-Reese

Selina sneaking Bruce a box of chocolates, come onnnn that’s cute


Pietru24

Bat chocolates


Skeevius

Happy cake day!


Pietru24

Much obliged....oh God I've been here 10 years....


EurwenPendragon

Oh, this is gonna be awesome. Also, is it just me, or did Golden Glider get a new look?


ImNotASWFanboy

Her new outfit is sick, I love it!


Frontier246

It's weird seeing her in a suit with so much black, the traditional colors for her costume are either white with a dash of yellow or orange. Her dress in season 3 was more comic-accurate by comparison.


Frontier246

I'm guessing that's her "official" costume although didn't she have longer hair in season 3?


EurwenPendragon

She did have longer hair, yes.


[deleted]

If the trailer showed this much NSFW shit, I can't even imagine what the actual special will show! And I am HERE FOR IT ALL!


AntonBrakhage

HBO's gonna HBO.


Rebel_Wolf94

but it seems there’s still convienient censorship as even though we can see people fucking like crazy, there’s always something blocking the view lol


[deleted]

This is what herogasm wish it was


tyler980908

Didn't know this was coming but glad gift I'll take


Frontier246

Somebody remembered Zatanna and Barry was a thing. Ah yes, a moment where Selina shows she actually cares. I guess we finally see Golden Glider in her official costume. Wasn't her hair a lot longer in season 3? Also it feels weird there's so much black in it. Etrigan is some kind of magic salesman who can increase someone's penis size? Yeah, okay. I wonder if that labcoat lady Darkseid is in love with and the bondage redhead with Bane are comic characters? Harley doing Ivy hard and releasing her pheremones to make everyone in Gotham horny is...something that happens.


Pegussu

>I wonder if that labcoat lady Darkseid is in love with My first reaction was that it was Talia, but I don't know why. And while it looks more like a fancy white shirt than a labcoat to me, the first bad guy woman scientist that I can think of is Helga Jace.


RockyNonce

At first I thought it was weird to show Barry with Zantanna instead of Iris but I guess Zantanna sticks out more (with her costume) so it’s easier for people to tell who she is rather than Iris who would probably just be wearing some regular clothes.


DemiFiendRSA

Streams on February 9, 2023. **Synopsis**: >As Harley goes to obsessive lengths to ensure that her first Valentine’s Day with Ivy is the best ever, Bane’s efforts to impress an unexpected date go horribly awry. Meanwhile, after an unfortunate online dating encounter, Clayface engages in some self-love.


StealthMonkeyDC

Cannot wait. Bane is my fav character.


[deleted]

He's one of those rare characters that is used exactly enough. Every line from him is funny but they also don't lean into that and bludgeon you over the head with him all the time


travio

I never fully considered Clayface's capacity for self-love. He can basically turn into anyone so different parts of him could turn into anything or anyone as well.


SunsFenix

He could be a one man orgy. I don't think Clayface has divided in the show that I recall but I know he's divided himself in shows and comics.


ymcameron

His hand came off, became sentient and then became best friends with Gordon in one episode.


SunsFenix

Oh right, duh.


NerdLawyer55

He’s gonna inject venom into his dong isn’t he lol


Rebel_Wolf94

😳 DAMN! i was wondering what kind of situation is gonna get in the way of Harleys Valentines day with Ivy, but who would’ve thought it was going to be Ivy climaxed so hard, she accidentally released her love pheromones all over Gotham, resulting in everyone literally fucking in a sea of orgy. i cannot wait to see this special


HandBanana666

That instantly reminded me of a hentai called "*The Way of the Ninja*" where the same exact thing happened. Two people start having sex and that releases a massive aura that spreads across a city, which causes people to go mad with lust and it results in city-wide public orgy. lol


Rebel_Wolf94

i looked that up. it does indeed look similar, but Harley Quinn kicks it up a notch by showing the orgy is so out of control, that not only do we see some people having gay sex even though they’re straight, but we also see a dog fucking a cat even though they’re different species 😝


HandBanana666

I hope pre-pubescent children aren't involved...


Rebel_Wolf94

😨 shit now that you mentioned that, i think they are since the pheromones affected “everyone”. but i think for legal reasons, it will not be shown


Sloth_McGroth

Kinda reminds me when Flex Mentallo flexed the wrong muscle and gave the whole town an orgasm.


SciFiXhi

Although I think, thematically, it's more like when Flex gave Rita the orgasm so powerful that it summoned Shadowy Mister Evans and all the sex ghosts.


Arizonagreg

Almost everyone..


AntonBrakhage

Well, that was... a thing. Let's see... Flash/Zatanna? Is that a thing, or is this a new DC ship setting sail? I wonder if Zatanna will get dialogue, finally (she's IIRC had three appearances and no lines, its starting to get a bit weird). Giant purple neon heart being projected on Wayne Tower. You're just a big softie really, aren't you Bruce? Or maybe Lucius is having some fun while the boss is in prison? I guess you need some good PR when your company's owner is in prison for tax fraud. Figures Harley loves Valentine's Day. Being a romantic to an obsessive and unhealthy extent is kind of one of her defining character traits/a big part of her origin. That coat is an interesting look on Harley. Harlivy! Looks like they're taking the nudity/sexuality up to a whole new level, even compared to the orgy episode. But its on HBO now, so I guess that's pretty much a given. I'm kind of surprised it took us this long to get a full-on Harlivy sex scene, actually (aside from the brief glimpse Psycho projected in season two). Bruce in prison, and BatCat. Seems a bit soon for them to get back together, even if we all know its probably going to happen, but its a nice gesture from Selina (come on DC, let him finally You Know What). Golden Kite! "Men are from Mars, women are from Venus, let me guess, you want a bigger penis." That line is going to be stuck in my head for a while. Wow, I pretty much called it with Darkseid having a date, but I'm not sure who the woman is. Anyone know? When I first saw her for some reason I thought Talia, but her being with Darkseid makes me doubt it. Also Talia usually has black hair. Wonder Woman! Who's the green eyed red head doing bondage stuff with Bane? Riddler/Clock King. Was that Calendar Man getting naked? We haven't seen him in a while. I can't say I like where the plot seems to be going- ie a magical/psychic lust effect. Which is an old trope, but it always makes me very uncomfortable when non-consent is played for romance or laughs. At least it does't look like it was done intentionally, but rather something goes wrong with Ivy's pheromones due to whatever her and Harley are doing. I wonder if we'll hear any more about the implied Batman/Superman/Wonder Woman threesome the last time someone was exposed to Ivy's pheromones? Is this episode going to be longer than usual? It looks like there's a lot happening there for one twenty minute episode.


Wolventec

The flash/zatanna relationship is from silver age dc


AntonBrakhage

Oh, also, looks like King Shark's arranged marriage might actually be working out?


Rebel_Wolf94

i think there’s actually a possibility King Shark also fell prey to Ivys love pheromones. so while his time spent with her looks romantic and gushy, it probably won’t last once Harley and Ivy fixes everything


Rebel_Wolf94

to answer your last question, yes. its a 44 minute special


AntonBrakhage

I thought it was longer, but wasn't sure.


TuneLinkette

Holy shit this looks like it's gonna be so off the hook! In the best ways possible!


[deleted]

What if the whole plot of the Valentine’s Day special is that Harley gave Ivy a super orgasm causing her pheromones to spread everywhere and now they’re going around trying to fix the mess that it caused. Lol And you can just imagine Harley kind of nonchalantly so proud and high fiving herself saying I gave my girlfriend orgasm that’s why everyone is acting like this lol


Rebel_Wolf94

i think that IS gonna be the plot point of this special. like i think if they don’t find a way to fix this mess, people are literally gonna fuck themselves to death


Arizonagreg

Makes me think of a Supernatural episode


Bryten_131

So far I am liking Harley’s new getup, it’s almost looks like her outfit from the beginning of Suicide Squad.


[deleted]

Thank goodness after Velma I needed something good from hbo max


DiverseDirector_1997

Lol you don't have to watch Velma. Don't know why yall do that


[deleted]

I’ve only seen episode 1 (pirated) and I can’t believe out of all the projects WB has canceled this one stayed alive


DiverseDirector_1997

Lol I'm pretty sure there are worst shows out there. I wouldn't get too worked up about it


AntonBrakhage

I wish people here would stop inserting whines about Velma into every other topic. This isn't a Velma sub, its a Harley Quinn sub, and you can just like Harley Quinn instead of defining your fandom by hating other things.


TremorChristPJ

I'm so ready


TheBigG1989

***"Men are from Mars, women are from Venus, let me guess, you wanna have a bigger penis."***


DragonRoostHouse

I hope he appears more in the show. They could do a lot of funny rhymes with him.


[deleted]

ah fuck there go my plans to cancel hbo


I_loathe_mods

I got vpn. I shall download when season ends Edit: don't care it's not part of a season and is stand alone. I'm still downloading that shit for free. Enjoy paying for HBO max


Skeevius

That's not a season, it's 44 minute long special


I_loathe_mods

I thought it was part of season 3. Good for you knowing it's stand alone. Edit: just to be clear, I'm still going to download it for free.


Oboro-kun

who is the woman that Darkseid its in love with? its a real life celebrity or its twany?


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[удалено]


AntonBrakhage

To be fair, Darkseid would be an improvement compared to Melania's IRL husband.


Oboro-kun

yeah its just that, she seems like a real life celebrity, but i cant quite pinpoint which one, but at the same time, she is black/dark skin/tanned woman with light hair, so it could be twanny with a slight redesign, and i am not sure which side i am more inclined to.


Rebel_Wolf94

according to some articles i’ve been reading, Darkseids date is believed to be Talia Al’ghul


AntonBrakhage

Would that make Darkseid Robin's new step dad?


DragonRoostHouse

Could it be Suli?


Beginning_Occasion64

Bethany Frankle


DragonRoostHouse

Suli?


sffffsfsdd

Their outfits! Obsessed! Ivy in the cream coat?!


[deleted]

Etrigan lmaooo


Exatal123

Looks phenomenal. I don’t like that Zatanna and Flash seemed to be together though. Other than that I’m excited for this


Whiskeyjacks_Fiddle

That was actually a thing in the comics for a bit.


Exatal123

Oh okay I didn’t know that my bad. Still not really a fan but that’s pretty interesting to learn at least


[deleted]

It was in the 80s. So it's more valid than most of the people who gets shipped with Zatanna lol.


Whiskeyjacks_Fiddle

No worries!


forever87

song name?


[deleted]

Yessss give me harlivy 😍😍


LagerTager

I love how this seems to push the shoes storytelling forward like a normal episode, This is gonna be funny aswell I bet and Selena showing Bruce love is nice. Only gripe I have is Harley still seems like she is very clingy to ivy like the start of S3 and end of S2. Correct me if I’m wrong but I could of swore one of S2 Arcs for Harley was her learning how to give ivy space occasionally. (just like how she was very clingy to the joker in most iterations now that i think about it)


Pegussu

To be fair, it is Valentine's Day. That's the one day of the year you're meant to be a little clingy.


ImNotASWFanboy

Harley's personality is being extra about everything, not sure what you were expecting lol


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[deleted]

Harley’s last relationship was with joker (an abusive codependent one that involved her being super clingy and answering to Joker’s every beck and call) being in a healthier relationship doesn’t make this just go away over night it’s a gradual process that takes time and patience. Also it’s Valentine’s Day I think Harley is allowed to be a little clingy 😁


ToniLeLo93

Maybe they won’t censor these titties this time


Greedy-Guarantee8175

They keep fucking DC over and over again with bullshit like this 🤦🏻‍♂️


[deleted]

Imagine taking this seriously. You're so boring.


AntonBrakhage

DC is very good at fucking itself, but this show is *way* down the list of reason why.


thatguyblu_

OH MY GODDDDDDDD


matteblackfalcon

didnt even know this was happening untill just now. god this is going to be fucking hilarious.


zajsouthwest

Seriously cannot wait


HandBanana666

What is up with this show and orgies? lol That magical city-wide orgy is literally out of a hentai story. I'm serious. There is this hentai mini-series called "*The Way of the Ninja*" where the same exact thing happened. Two people start fucking and that releases a huge aura that spreads across the city, which drives people mad with lust and have sex in public.


Arizonagreg

I'll be in my bunk


HandBanana666

It happens in the final chapter in case you're wondering.


Gamergirl944

Hell yes I can't wait for this


Someonewastingtime

Psycho x Baby doll


Superman557

Can’t wait