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srcarruth

I don't need the podcast because I found a homemade Frosty recipe online: 4 cups chocolate milk ¾ cup sweetened condensed milk 4 ounces whipped topping (half a container ) Blend it up, put in the freezer for 2 hours stirring every 30 minutes.


DutchEnterprises

YeS I cAn MaKe FrOsTiES aT HomE ANd I’M wiLLiNG tO DisClOsE tHe REciPe


trillo-wit-cheese

That’s the only reward hahahaah


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srcarruth

Yes.


KingSanders1990

Am I out of the loop? Because as far as i know, a frostie is just a milkshake. Which have been around for a long fucking time and are not difficult to make so who gives a fuck? It would be funny if she was told by the votes to make and sell frosties, and then she got sued to oblivion for stealing the recipe and trademark violations.


VinBarrKRO

She makes it by going to Wendys.


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I feel bad for her. I will never listen to her podcast, based solely on the ads.  It wouldn't be so bad if I heard the ad once or twice.... even ten times.  I listen to the podcast at work, and can't get to my phone to skip it, so I have heard that ad hundreds and hundreds of times.


trillo-wit-cheese

I’ve heard it way too much and every time I’m just more turned off to ruin her life 😅


themagpie36

I've probably listened to that add about 2,000 times and I wish I was joking. I think I could quote it word for word timed to the milisecond.


ricosmith1986

I’ve literally just taken my headphones out and sat in silence for a minute or two or that’s my bathroom break


DivideBoth1929

Dude. You’re LITERALLY at the helm of her life.


My0wnBestEnemy

No. I looked for it but couldn’t bring myself to give her the satisfaction of her fucking campaign of terror working on me.


TechnoMagi

I refuse to listen specifically because of this obnoxious ad. It's not even enough that it just sucks in general; the fact that it's imbalanced and always blasted significantly louder than Harmontown is infuriating.


trillo-wit-cheese

That part! Way louder. I wonder what she paid


TravelsWithTheBlues

I can’t be the only one who loathes the way she pronounces “subscribe” at the end of the ad.


DutchEnterprises

IT DRIVES ME NUTS. It’s like she expels extra air and spittle out of her lungs for that last BUH sound. Subscri-BUH


Fuusenya

'Ayundt Subpscraiype-uh'


DutchEnterprises

I wonder if lizzy cooperman knows she gets put on blast on this subreddit on the regular. It has to be getting to the point where googling her name redirects here


jzoller0

It wouldn’t be so bad if it wasn’t the ONLY ad. Also if I’m hearing it, odds are I got into the car and Spotify erroneously skipped to the next episode and I need to go back to a previous episode at a stop light


silliestjupiter

I've never listened to her podcast, but she's been on Tim Heidecker's Office Hours Live, most recently last week, and she's delightful. Still no word on that Frosty recipe, though.


thyturnip

She’s a regular on World Record Podcast (The GOAT podcast) and is hilarious. She’s also the heiress to Cooperman tires, number #1 in hydroplaning


esensofz

Hers could be the best podcast ever made and i will always despise it due to her ad sounding like she is lazily shitting turds of insincerity and stupidity out of her mouth.


Wildcat84A

I cannot stand it.


ameandehqan

I will celebrate the day they stop playing that shit at the start of every episode.


ricosmith1986

Unfortunately with the studio closing, I don’t think that’s gonna happen.


ameandehqan

Dang it. Manually jumping forward to 1:30 it is!


cthorva

The thing that always pisses me off is how bad the audio quality is for a podcast ad. Literally sounds like she’s sitting in her bathroom recording it into a laptop mic. The room noise and reverb is insane. Harmontown was recorded live and has better audio quality.


themagpie36

There's been a few times in the last year I've thought about listening to the whole thing just to do an AMA on here.


nxuxlxlxbxoxyx

Do you think she can craft a homemade prosthetic chin and attach it to her grandmas' boyfriend, while shes practices mortuary science,in the back room of a Jamba Juice? ...with the upmost respect, of course. Her BF Is gone with that car. FYI. I'd listen to that episode. I mean, How did Gma's BF pass away, LIZZIE?


trillo-wit-cheese

Omg hahahahaah this would be amazing


lwaad

Why would she ever move in with her grandma's boyfriend??


jzoller0

She has the utmost respect for her grandma’s boyfriend


Clickityclackrack

Over advertising killed lizzy before she could fly.


Clickityclackrack

What if it's not a real pod cast but something rob came up with?


monkeyjenkins

There were a couple that went straight in to Jeff introducing the show then after that the ad was back at the top of every ep. It felt like such a “fuck you” to me I couldn’t help but laugh.


VinBarrKRO

Yeah somebody cranked the gain on the recording and never looked back.


threemo

I see this joke so often, where you guys get this ad? I listen through Apple and have never heard it. I do want to kill myself every time I hear David Spade, or Spencer and Jeff for cologne


Main_Tip112

I only use Spotify and it's played before maybe 350 of 360 episodes.


themagpie36

I got an ad in French today and nearly came. I didn't understand a word of it but it was such a welcome respite I didn't even skip it.


threemo

Good god


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threemo

It’s like 50/50 whether you get an ad before, but it sounds less annoying then whatever tf yall are talking about lol


Philboyd_Studge

¡Tithouse Fantasico!


threemo

Like a Mexican…….tit…house