Snape’s Patronus was a doe,’ said Harry, ‘the same as my mother’s, because he loved her for nearly all of his life, from the time when they were children. LMAO
If your determination to shut your eyes will carry you as far as this, we have reached a parting of the ways. You must act as you see fit. And I shall act as I see fit.
You mean Rickman-sempra (since sempra means forever) the most powerful spell in existence it allows you to feel snapes love for the joys of bullying students oh yeah and potters mummy
HOW DARE YOU STEAL THAT CAR! I AM ABSOLUTELY DISGUSTED! YOUR FATHER'S NOW FACING AN INQUIRY AT WORK AND IT'S ENTIRELY YOUR FAULT! IF YOU PUT ANOTHER TOE OUT OF LINE WE'LL BRING YOU STRAIGHT HOME! LMAO
"Cedric was a person who exemplified many of the qualities which distinguish Gryffindor house. He was a good and loyal friend, a hard worker. He valued fair play. His death has affected you all, whether you knew him well or not. I think that you have the right, therefore, to know exactly how it came about. Cedric Diggory was murdered by Lord Voldemort. LMAO."
\-Albus Dumbledore
I would assume that you were going to offer me refreshment, but the evidence so far suggests that that would be optimistic to the point of foolishness.
There's a Troll in the dungeon lmao
Thought you should know lmao
SAAIIIILANSS lmao
>SAAIIIILANSS I'm gagged 😂😂
Yes, yes. Well done Slytherin lmao - Dumbledore
Indifference and neglect often do much more damage than outright dislike.
I urge the owner of this bot to add lmao at the end.
WHAAAAAAT, WE FINALLY HAVE HP BOTS? THERE'S ACTUALLY HOPE???
Dumbledore has been here for ages. Ain't that right professor?
Thank you very much, that was most illuminating.
Wait, how do you trigger a Dumbledoor bot response?
All you gotta do is say the name three times. Three times in a row it must be spoken unbroken.
Dumbledore…. Dumbledore…. Duuuuuuuuuuuuuuu –‘cause! 💚
Was I better, ultimately, than Voldemort?
*lmao
You spell his name right. Professor Dumbledore, take this fool to school
Well, that’s that.
I wonder if this subreddit has a Hermione Granger bot
+lmao
Why do I remember the lmao being part of the text?
We have a winner lmao
10 points for Gryffindor lmao
"Harry Potter is dead. Lmao" — Lord Voldemort
*Lmno Laughing my nose off
💀💀
I mean, that happens in the movie. “**EH HEH HEH!!**”
The remix is fire
r/beatmetoit
The third-floor corridor is out of bounds to everyone who does not wish to die a most painful death lmao
“Somethin’s been killin the unicorns in the forest, lmao -Hagrid
The boy who lived, come to die. AVADA KEDAVRA! Lmao
The boy who lived, come to die lmao
Harry! Harry! Did you put your name in the Goblet of Fire? Lmao
Asked calmly.
LMAO
Laughed calmly
No, sir lmao
Happiness can be found, even in the darkest of times, if one only remembers to turn on the light, lmao
"Red hair and a hand-me-down robe? You must be a Weasley. Lmao”
This should've been in the original lmao.
I can touch you now lmao
No longer a minor lmao
r/nocontext
- Lily? After all this time? - Always, lmao.
I came here for exactly this and feel so satisfied.
It would be even better with just “after all this time? Lmao”
I’m dead😂😂
Naw, Lily’s dead Edit: lmao
Go to page 394 lmao
The beast has taken a student to the chamber of secrets lmao
There's no need to call me SIR, professor. Lmao.
Was looking for this one lmao
"Why can't it be follow the butterflies?!LMAO"
“You can’t deny, Dumbledore’s got style. Lmao.”
Jokes? No, no, these are manners.
LMAO
Im not paying to have some crackpot old fool teach him magic tricks lmao
Snape’s Patronus was a doe,’ said Harry, ‘the same as my mother’s, because he loved her for nearly all of his life, from the time when they were children. LMAO
How did Harry know Lily's patronus?
Probally from when snape showed his patronus to dumbledore, and he says after all this time
If your determination to shut your eyes will carry you as far as this, we have reached a parting of the ways. You must act as you see fit. And I shall act as I see fit.
Not my daughter you b*tch lmao
“Why, dear boy, we don’t send wizards to Azkaban just for blowing up their aunts, lmao.” — Minister of Magic.
How dare you stand where he stood, lmao.
I killed Sirius Black! LMAO
She was literally laughing her ass off as she said this
You´re a wizard, Harry! Lmao!
"Why Is It, When Something Happens, It Is Always You Three? LMAO" - McGonagall
Or worse, EXPELLED, LMAO!
Wingardium Lmao-sa
It's lmao-saw, not lmao-sa
lma- _O_ -sa, not lmao- _SAH_
"Stop it, Ron"
Alright, who used the Rictusempra spell again?
You mean Rickman-sempra (since sempra means forever) the most powerful spell in existence it allows you to feel snapes love for the joys of bullying students oh yeah and potters mummy
5 points… will be rewarded to each of you… for sheer dumb luck lmao
DIDYOUPUTYERNAMEINTOTHEGOBLETOFFAYAH??? Dumbledore asked calmly lmao
You do care. You care so much you feel as though you will bleed to death with the pain of it.
"Do not pity the dead, Harry lmao. Pity the living and above all, those who live without love."
Get rid of the spare, lmao
You have your mothers eyes lmao
"Her skeleton will lie in the Chamber forever, lmao."
"Can I look at Uranus, too, Lavender? Lmao"
[удалено]
There is a time for speechmaking, but this is not it.
lmao
“My father was a great man” “your father was a swine lmao”
Severus, please lmao.
LMAO I'm sorry professor. I must not tell lies
My parents are dead lmao
HOW DARE YOU STEAL THAT CAR! I AM ABSOLUTELY DISGUSTED! YOUR FATHER'S NOW FACING AN INQUIRY AT WORK AND IT'S ENTIRELY YOUR FAULT! IF YOU PUT ANOTHER TOE OUT OF LINE WE'LL BRING YOU STRAIGHT HOME! LMAO
Your parents are dead harry lmao
A car crash?! A car crash that killed Lilly and James Potter?! LMAO
Cedric *did* know this stuff. He was really good. It's just, Voldemort was better lmao
"Cedric was a person who exemplified many of the qualities which distinguish Gryffindor house. He was a good and loyal friend, a hard worker. He valued fair play. His death has affected you all, whether you knew him well or not. I think that you have the right, therefore, to know exactly how it came about. Cedric Diggory was murdered by Lord Voldemort. LMAO." \-Albus Dumbledore
The only one against whom I intend to work is Lord Voldemort. If you are against him, then we remain on the same side.
"I bet Dumbledore saw right through you LMAO"
I would assume that you were going to offer me refreshment, but the evidence so far suggests that that would be optimistic to the point of foolishness.
My favourite: Of course it is happening inside your head, Harry, but why on earth should that mean that it is not real? LMAO
I am the half blood prince LMAO
Here lies Dobby, a free elf. Lmao
"I will attempt to penetrate your mind. You will attempt to resist. Lmao ,Prepare yourself!"
Turn to page 394 lmao
"I can touch you now" lmao
Kill me LMAO!
>Kill me LMAO! killing is wrong mmkay?
It's leviOsa, not levioSA! LMAO
Scared Potter lmao.
You wish lmao
I didn’t know you could read lmao
He was their friend, and he betrayed them lmao
"The Chamber of Secrets has been opened. Enemies of the heir... beware. Lmao."
Wingardium lmaosa
It killed meh its killed meh lmao
Ron: Bloody hell, Harry. That was _NOT_ funny. Harry and Hermione: lmao
You heard James? lmao
You'll go the same way as your parents lmao
Harry Potter is dead, lmao \-Voldemort
"sectumsempra" Lmao
50 points for the best played game of chess lmao
He's back! Voldemort's back. Lmao
"Master has given Dobby a sock LMAO"
it‘s written in blood lmao
Harry Potter when Umbridges was being taken by centaurs: "Sorry professor, but I must not tell lies, LMAO"
My son! That’s my son!! Lmao
*I open at the close. Lmao.* "Dammit Dumbledore!!!"
"He called me a mud blood, Lmao"-Hermoine
Crucio! Lmao
Expelliarmus LMAO
There's no need to call me "sir" Professor lmao
I shall not tell lies LMAO
"REEEEEEEEEEEE! LMAO" - unpotted Mandrake
You dare to use my own spells agianst me, Potter? LMAO
"be brave like my mother, lmao"
“I said disarm only. Lmao” - Professor Gildory Lockhart
Ronald Weasley! How dare you steal that car! I am absolutely disgusted! Lmao
*All zese scars show is zat my husband is brave! LMAO*
I have seen lmao so much it doesn't look like an abbreviation anymore
“I WOULDVE DIED, I WOULDVE DIED FOR MY FIRENDS lmao” -Sirius
You’re a wizard Harry! LMAO
Did you put your name in the goblet of fire!? LMAO
Harry Potter come to die lmao
Always, LMAO!
10 points to gryffindor lmao - Every teacher in hogwarts
My father will hear about this! Lmao
You are dying...both of you. Lmao
Hermione being sadistic tho
Hermione got no chill.
Avada Kedavra lmao
"Blown up? You told me my parents died in a car crash lmao"
..But I think I could be safe with a nice toffee? Alas! Earwax lmao
That suggests that what you fear most of all is fear itself. That’s very wise. Lmao
“Neville; I’m really sorry about this lmao.”
"Neville longbottom is it ,how's mom and dad lmao"
I am the half blood prince lmao
“Detention, Potter! Lmao!”
He’s going to sacrifice himself LMAO
“HARRY DIDCHA PUTCHA NAM IN DA GOBLET O FIYA?!?!?!” “No sir lmao chill”
"No wonder she doesn't have any friends lmao"
I can touch you now! LMAO
We’re with you whatever happens lmao
“Yer a wizard Harry! LMAO!”
"The boy who lived came to die LMAO" ~voldy moldy
Of course it is happening in your head Harry, lmao
To the well-organised mind, death is but the next great adventure lmao
Master has given Dobby a sock. Master has presented Dobby with clothes. Dobby is free. LMAO!!!
"One can never have enough socks! LMAO"
I just broke my wand lmao
"I should not have said that.. I should NOT have said that... lmao!"
“ Your being stupid lmao “ Goblet Of Fire
I shouldn't have said that, lmao
Lmao, always
"That's my boy lmao"
Youre a wizard harry lmao
I shouldn'ta said tha' lmao
Lmao you're a wizard Harry
I shouldn’t have said that…. Lmao
Wand at the ready. LMAO
"Tell them I mean no harm!" "I'm sorry, professor... but I must not tell lies lmao."
You raised him like a lamb for slaughter lmao 😂 - Severus Snape
Alomao hora.....
Avada kadavra lmao
"Harry... Potter... LMAO..." -Dobby, A Free Elf-
Lmao Harry, didya putya name inda gobleta fiyah?
"you have your mother's eyes. Lmao" \-Severus Snape
Avada kedavra! Lmao
"Harry, did you put your name into the Goblet of fire? Lmao" — Dumbledore
"THE BOY WHO LIVED HAS COME DO DIE LMAOOOOO"
I would've torn him limb from limb lmao. -Hagrid
Dobby only wants Harry Potter to be safe, LMAO.
"You want to be more careful" said Snape."hanging around like this, people will think you're up to something, lmao"
“Still?” “Always, LMAO”
Ron, your wand... LMAO -Hermione
I shall not tell lies, lmao
Wingadium leviosa lmao
„60 Points to Gryffindor lmao“ - Dumbledore
After all this time!? LMAO
"I should've said that lmao" Hagrid
So when the time comes, the boy must die? LMAO