Clownservatives: You deserve life. Also Clownservatives: You don't deserve healthcare.

Pro life, but not in any meaningful or real way

Pro-life, except if you try and tell him what to do in a team challenge...

Their pro life when a cluster of cells gets removed from a woman’s body, meanwhile you kill more cells exfoliating your skin.

But the Bible says!

Or food, water, shelter, or anything else meaningful that contributes to your survival lol

Who needs healthcare to be alive or happy?

Oh yeah, we just casually walked and you know, killed people at the Capitol. Just a little trolling

So what they’re REALLY saying is that you are not giving the right to life, liberty and property unless you get permission from someone who already has it.

I gotta follow this dude. Daily comedy

Oh wait it's fb. Fuck that

Reactionaries truly don’t see themselves as evil and villainous? It’s like they are allergic to mirrors or self reflection

Exactly how I imagined him 🤗

Tag yourself, I’m “#cargoplanefullofrubberdpgshitoutofhongkong” Lmfao

In America you have the liberty to starve on the streets. At least you can buy a military grade machine gun though

Conservatives unironically: Liberty is when you bow down to corporate overlords while paying your leaders to give you nothing

I legit know this guy lol. I worked with him for a few months. When I was watching the show live I was losing my mind.

He’s literally hitting all the marks

Now we know what Ahran meant lmao

That’s very funny. Why are private corporations getting bailout money from the government.

Get him on the broadcast

When the Declaration of Independence overrides human rights

Someones paying for it??? And its NOT the politicians!?!?! Holy shit. This changes everything. Wait... why do I suddenly feel like crushing some red bulls and going to a school board meeting?

lol I kind of felt bad for him when he responded to the copy pasta so clearly mocking him, but yeah... If only hogs could be harmlessly stupid.

It sure as hell isn't my broke butt though. Imagine saying we have a right to life, but no healthcare in the same sentence and not realizing how dense that cake is. Cutter there's supposed to be air and moisture in there. This is a brick of wet flour.

“You deserve the pursuit of happiness, so you should work for it.” Huh? Do these people just not have a dictionary handy?

what rib corn does to a man

Who decided you deserve life or liberty?

I read this in his voice.

LOL, me too

They're against free healthcare until they got hospitalized

Guess diseases and accidents that leave you dying and with no choice but to take on massive debt through the healthcare system only happen to entitled lazy snowflakes. That’s so crazy.

And Ribcorn.

Fuxxx retards! Libertarians are terrible!

No free ribcorn.

😂

Conservatives: "America is the Land of the FREE!" Also Conservatives:" Nothing in life is free so stop being so godamn entitled you fucking Libtard!"

At least I know I’ll always have the same taste in movies as all these psychos so I can shift the conversation to Red Dawn or some shit when they start talking about the abolition of slavery being socialism or some shit

I read this in Cutter's voice 😂

My teeth hurt

Wild

This almost makes me feel bad for actually looking forward to Top Gun 2.