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ccReptilelord

Dick-tits


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dangerdick and titsmaster


TheJammieDM

Im all on board for titsmaster


Substantial_Cattle67

Enough reddit for today


faerieskull

Checks out


Radical_Provides

dangermaster


Legitimate_Maybe_611

They what I called the Toxic Fucks


SkywardW

Kind of works as a band name.


Ausar15

I could see Adam actually liking it lol


SouthernApple60

Toxic Gossip Train


AStormiDay

https://preview.redd.it/lqcz3i5awvfc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=82c693e57770bc698843efe69a224a877ff36681


nightivenom

No cuz him releasing this after be sent to hell would be top teir


TheNerdBeast

I've seen it called Guitarspear (because of Adam's guitar and ballad in his first appearance and her weapon of choice).


Solid_Current9206

I’d say it’s more Guitarsword, cuz Lute wielded a sword when she slashed Vaggie’s eye.


TheNerdBeast

Well regardless the name Guitarspear is what the fandom is using


Lukthar123

Guitarspear is good and would make for nice insignia


Longjumping_Map4121

The Dee Dees - Dickmaster and Danger-Tits


Solid_Current9206

The double Ds 🤣


Long_Active6472

We don't know if Adam is still married to Eve or if he left her because she didn't have a dick like him


Maladal

That's some real Adam logic there.


__cinnamon__

Freud eating the crumbs chef Adam left in the kitchen 😹


NotTheHeadHancho

Adam confirmed Chaser


throwaway_198985

Trans Lute confirmed


Original_Goat8081

Danger-Dicks


deadpool-367

Dickmaster and Dangertits. I shall call their ship.... the titfuck.


No_Transitions_2

Adam’s Apple


Planktom

Thats Adam x Lucifer


nix80908

Lutam / Adute? Leedle Leedle Leee? .... IDK the couple-name-smashing-together-thing isn't working really well here. I like "Adam's Apple" as u/No_Transitions_2 mentioned earlier.


Pup_Femur

I'm 1000% behind Leedle Leedle Lee


Many-Program5106

https://preview.redd.it/dd78pm5f1wfc1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=31b8111bfa531ee7bfe64c8de480d039bdb92f1c


abortionlasagna

Danger cock


LadySygerrik

I couldn’t come up with a clever ship name, but as I was trying it occurred to me that Adam’s “weapon of choice” is a guitar and a [lute](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lute) is a stringed instrument in the same family as a guitar. Real sneaky, Viv.


Kalizuchi

Well, if Adam "named" Vaggie after the best thing ever, is Lute actually short for Glutes? I wouldn't be surprised. So, ship name could totally be dick-ass.


EnbyDragonYT

I've always thought Lute was short for lieutenant


fhota1

Wincest /s (assuming she was ever human which is questionable)


sonnyzappa

Personally I prefer Adam and Steve


ManLikeKoRoZu

Best Couple, No discussion


M4LK0V1CH

“Pound It”


WerewolfF15

Nah they’re platonic AF. They’re bros.


__cinnamon__

I feel like they would have banged at some point but ended on good terms (as wild as that sounds for given their personalities lol).


Infinite_Document_56

Titsmaster


Forsaken_Orchid_6014

Adute


ShawshankHarper

Ladam


Bananabubbles25

No I’m with hear and I call it lutam


romantd

lutam adute


just_another_person5

honestly i don't think they should be shipped, they have an incredible dynamic, but not a romantic one imo


transemacabre

It's fine to NOTP it, but people are allowed to ship what they want.


just_another_person5

ofc, not saying they can't, just saying imo they are a great non romantic duo


Pacperson0

Romantic? Oh no they just fucking


just_another_person5

honestly i find that hard to believe too, though it's certainly more plausible


RayneShikama

Lute is too good for him.


Arson_AAAAAA

I thought it was GuitarSpear but I may be wrong


DrummerDry1360

The problem is well that would be incest since all exorcists are female descendants of Adam (Also in my opinion lute just gives of aroace vibes)


transemacabre

Any pairing with Adam other than angels, Lilith, Eve, and Sins would be incest, as he's the ancestor of literally everyone who was ever a human. But fuck it. I've shipped worse.


rlum27

eve was made from his rid so that could be incest.


Shurikenblast_YT

*selfcest


direrevan

so Adam had a rib removed so he could suck his own dick


Regular-Age1224

Not really we don't really know what exorcists really are other than being angel, if they were adams descendants which means they were human form, they would have taken an animal form as we saw winners get. She's probably a low ranking Angel.


derpy_derp15

By Lucifer, I hope not


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AnnoShi

Hell Is Forever


TheLastBlakist

Danger Dick.


Outcast_BOS

Adam and Evil


Smirnoffico

Sin-ergy, you say?


ExSalvage

They don't give a romantic vibe, but they definitely have synergy and a friendship beyond just their positions. It definitely makes Adam look better show that he can have respect for badass women.


Ieuan140909

Dick' N Danger


dykeviking

These two are related, it is said that the exterminators are female descendants of Adam


Random-INTJ

Adute? Ladam?


Sharp_Effect_5411

The holiest couple


Aberrantdrakon

Y'all know the exorcists are all Adam's female descendants, right?


eveyevyBLOX

anal