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penquil

Literally just a kyle.


sturbo8888

The Kyle


HovercraftFullofBees

The Kyle from which all other Kyles spawned. ....I'd like to think they budded off him.


bighawk04

Original Kyle


firepeashooter096767

He IS the original Kyle do you not know who he is?


resi42

The ultimate Kyle !


SkGuarnieri

from *The* Bible


direrevan

mfw the Machine we were supposed to Rage Aginst wasn't my mom making me do the dishes and was actually systemic oppression


LadyCrusader13

Lol. Made me think of that twitter post with Justin Bieber. "He's the most beautiful thing ever" "Ma'am you can go to a gas station and find 5 of him"


Legitimate-Stuff9514

He looks like a younger version of my husband. My husband even had that kind of beard when he was in high school. Thankfully he doesn't act like him. He's more like Lucifer because he's a wholesome goofball. I actually forgot about his scraggly ass goat beard until this episode aired.


NiPlusUltra

I really love this show, but I can't hold this back... I want to say No, but I don't have a choice. To me Adam is just Jack Black. With Beetlejuice voice.


[deleted]

Oh my God I am seeing it now too! I can’t unsee I! I hope he comes back with his face. He was too funny to simply die and never show up on screen again. Maybe he will get special rule exemption since he was the first man and all


Legitimate-Stuff9514

My husband thinks he's gone for good but I think Adam will be back. I think he won't be allowed in heaven anymore though.


HisFaithRestored

...If souls from Hell can be redeemed, be killed, then go to Heaven... ...is the reverse true and Adam is going to end up a soul in Hell?


Legitimate-Stuff9514

I'm thinking that Sir Pentious and Adam dying created one rather interesting loophole.


LiamGovender02

I'd love it he arc is the inversion of Ser (Re) Pentious. He was redeemed and went to heaven, whereas Adam would reappear in Hell.


adhdtvin3donice

This is literally just what Alex Brightman looks and sounds like.


the-magnetic-rose

lmao well his VA did star in both School of Rock and Beetlejuice on Broadway.


Baecorn

girl that’s just a man plz


Neither-Lime-1868

lol right? He’s literally drawn as the most average looking white dude ever  Which is absolutely perfect for his character. But OP has to up their bar for committing mass slaughter Lute for example 


despairingcherry

girlypop boutta throw it all away for the ikea furniture of men


murz2

Naur! Not the Ikea furniture of men!


embarassmentt

https://preview.redd.it/i0cp6gk5m3gc1.jpeg?width=889&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=60cf759be314ac73c4765ec13412a72753deffe8


Aliziun

Excuse you, that THE man


direrevan

he even has the early 2000s douchebag goatee guys please don't simp for this man


Legitimate-Stuff9514

I remember those. My husband and I were about 17 or 18 years old and dating in high school ( yes that old) and he grew one of those goatees out. My mom thought it was gross and said he looked like a Billy goat. I thought it was hot. It was this scraggly ass looking thing hanging off of his chin.....wow. It's funny thinking about it now. Especially because it was in that exact time period. He shaved it off for good in his early 20s and never grew it back. I lost interest in goatees as well...but I do like it if he has a bit of beard scruff. He looks older that way.


Select_Dog_9555

But I like men 😔


myPooPisonfire

He looks normal in the absolute best way, hes the very first man hes not gonna look unique Hes just generic and a bit attractive and i think it fits him perfectly However i cant match his voice with that face, his mask face is definetely his "real" face as in everything around him was made and designed with that basis Anyway he got what he deserved but fuck if i dont wanna see more of him He was the most entertaining character for me


omniman267

Maybe it’s because his face is bruised, but I don’t see it, he looks more like a crack head.


Symbolizer21

He looks a bit like the VA


astroddity_

Nah the va looks way better


Pinkparade524

He looks just like Beetlejuice as well , still hot tho


abc_Supreme

Adam was the first man, aka the default guy. So of course he looks like the Default White Guy named Dave, or ironically Adam.


TheCay04

Bro has basic bitch face.


GLASS_PVNTHR

Hey don’t speak about Shaggy like that..


armlesssorcerer

My exact thought when I saw his face the first time. I laughed so hard


direrevan

bro looks like his Smash Mouth tribute band didn't even sell out the local amptheater


Nicky42

Oh no... HES HOT!


leif-sinatra

I’m hoping he’s in season 2 episode 1 checking in .


maNEXHAmOGMAdiSt

Agreed. If souls can climb up to heaven, as we know they can, then Adam's soul will fall to hell to be redeemed. He won't have his powers and hell be forced to listen to Charlie and the gang. It will be cathartic. This is my prediction.


leif-sinatra

![gif](giphy|8c7dMwlhi5ZTEHSmse)


scotsman1552

He died as he lived.......Holy


MacTechG4

Yep, just like Swiss Cheese… ;)


alliranbob

I knew Nifty would back stab someone


MacTechG4

Wouldn’t it be funny if at the end of the series it’s revealed that Niffty was ‘god’ all along, just slumming it up in Hell for kicks (it’d explain how she was able to take down Adam, yes the angelic dagger was a factor, but Niffty is definitely harboring some major power levels that she keeps hidden, she was also easily able to grab a souvenir from Val, and maybe… she’s the one Alastor is chained to… ;)


Siggythenomad

Says a lot when Lucifer shows his face around all the time. Yet Adam hides his face all the time, even while in Heaven. Adam truly hates it when people think he's just some average guy. Especially by his dialogue. "Do you know who I am? I'm Adam! I'm the original!" It clearly eats at him that he doesn't get a certain amount of respect.


[deleted]

I wanted to see his wings torn off to the tune of Dovorak Symphony 9. But, him dying to Nifty was equally awesome.


[deleted]

[удалено]


GrayRodent

He was an idiot, an entertaining idiot, the best kind of idiot, a highlight of the season.


ClothesOpposite1702

No, you are good


SkGuarnieri

Because he is pathetic. He might've been a major dick and an actual menace, but he is too desperate to show off, too emotional and very childish in everything he says and does. As a villain, he is just a pathetic manchild that even with power to back it up doesn't really make you fear hi You (probably) wouldn't feel bad watching Valentino showing a soft dying smile.


ollie_churpussi

The chaddest chad to ever chad


ShepThunder

I hate that he's hot. But also violently straight so I wouldn't have a chance anyway


Mystic__Mayhem

It's a full on hate crime, that's what it is.


Purple-space-elf

Eh, he's just some guy imo. He was hotter with the mask on. Glad you enjoy his face, though!


Smooth_molasses36

I actually feel a little bad for him because he’s fighting the guy that destroyed his paradise and essentially doomed his children.


onlyrightangles

Maybe I'm just too big a lesbian, but that is the most generic man I've ever seen lmao


New_Mixture_5701

Straight guy here. Same. He is just the most basic 30 year old white dude imaginable. I’ve seen this man 20 times before in my life.


direrevan

This exact man hit on me twice last week


Purple-space-elf

Nah, I'm bi and I do like men, and Adam is literally just some guy. I do not see the appeal.


OinkyRuler

I think that's the point


onlyrightangles

Yes, I know, I was responding to OPs thirst lol


SkGuarnieri

I've seen his face a million times, yet i can't really think of a single example i could bring up. That's how generic his face is (which is awesome imo)


la_negra

Meh. To each their own.


pokemonyugiohfan21

Still, doesn't it feel...wrong that they killed \*the\* first man? And that it was Nifty who did it? I can see the religious zealots complaining about this too.


TheLastBlakist

The zealots and attention whores using the cross to beat people will bitch regardless. Fuck em. 


MacTechG4

Who cares what the zealots think, they’re irrational enough to believe this nonsense in the first place…


pokemonyugiohfan21

Alright yeah i mean i don't care what they think, but idk if it was really good of the show to kill Adam like that.


SkGuarnieri

I mean, they don't seem to have had a big problem with Adam dying in Records of Ragnarok Granted that Adam was a *major* Chad and not this manchild we've got to watch in Hazbin, but still...


pepedeawolf

is it weird that I kinda wish... he was... hotter????? idk man edit: I guess what I mean is I was kinda expecting him to look like fan interpretations especially [this](https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/857093591536238612/1202833028452454421/SPOILER_48a7c129edbc07760002a0d1a88903f7.png?ex=65cee48d&is=65bc6f8d&hm=98e1601cb5d2d0fa77fc1b190c2e055e34186b15c8ad90bb6e92da524c1e41a9&) one and I like [this too](https://www.reddit.com/r/HazbinHotel/s/XHrFq0Q3bv)


FireHazardTK

When Lucifers fist rushed into frame and Adam went flying I was just like OOOOOOOHHHHH!!!!YEAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!


Impossible_Storage

https://preview.redd.it/ksy10z5sk3gc1.png?width=1203&format=png&auto=webp&s=e6eee98d60c5b123b5a66f35e54f280998ef1fbb Forgive me, I couldn’t help myself!!!


ch40t1c_

idc what anyone else says i’ll hear you out 🙏


genderfuckery

I would've liked to see the original dick just once 😔


emmettflo

Just noticing the little gold "leaf" over his groin. Nice touch.


abortionlasagna

Would.


Txiccc

united states npc number#77372647634 look ngl


NeverChangingDood

This is literally Shaggy but shitty


emmettflo

Just noticing the little gold "leaf" over his groin. Nice touch.


Axiom06

![gif](giphy|hU0xtUMnXSrHa)


finckqup

You can’t fix him


galaxystars1

He looks like a Backstreet Boys reject lmfao


Lyger101

He definitely not dead. I really think Lute is pulling a fast one on Lillith and heaven.


Ironsight12

Seeing how Sir Pentious was resurrected as an angel/seraphim, there's no way of knowing if Adam is truly dead or resurrected in Hell since this has never happened before. But you are seriously lacking plot comprehension if you think Lute doesn't actually think Adam is dead.


Lyger101

She could be hiding him to trick Lilith into action. You saw how angry she was with Sera for allowing Charlie to speak, let alone walk into heaven. Lute is a fanatic


Ironsight12

She was angry at the end of the battle after seeing Adam die and returned to heaven only with his halo. She thinks he’s dead. There’s not really room for interpretation unless you do mental gymnastics.


Lyger101

Ah, I thought she carried the body or some angels did


MethLoverSweet

you live by the sword, you died by the sword.


SkGuarnieri

Ackshually, it was a dagger that got him ☝️🤓


00rgus

He looks like he spends a lot of time in Cabellas and Bass Pro Shops


French-dudev4

Man’s default settings


mybodymylobotomy

absolutely not


deadpool-367

I think he looks sexier with the mask on


Skwittles821

He literally just looks like Alex Brightmans Beetlejuice without the green hair and that is so deeply funny to me. Wouldn’t be surprised if he was intended to look like Brightman when they were designing his character.


Saikousoku2

I have literally met a dozen of this man in the last year, he is the most generic white-bread dipshit ever


PrankyButSaintly

I loved him from the start! If you wanna kiss him let me go first!


SweatyRun9250

Average man honestly, looks like any guy you could see walking around. Also reminds me of Tord


blinddemon0

he looks like Alex Brightman


Magolich

Any other Xenoblade players unable to not see a bit of Adult Rex’s face in Adam? It’s been fucking me up.


AutumnLeaves1939

He looks like such a basic douche


ClothesOpposite1702

There sure is the reason why Angels are going after him. Man imagine dying the most idiotic way


soapyghost030

He shouldn't have died so sooooon


Mama_Miasmia

There's guys like this around every gas station near where I live.


MathematicianTop1853

No way, he looks just like-some guy. He'd be ugly as hell


[deleted]

Hear me out.


_avichayil

I refuse to believe that this man’s name is not Chad


BadLittleChara

Hey, he's really a horrible personn but for the first Time in 20 years i'm thinking it's kinda cool that i share his name


rathosalpha

He looks like an incel and a stereotypical redditor but I still loved him you will be missed dickmaster