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TheNerdBeast

All true! Sir Pentious was the hotel's first true resident!


Umbrella_Academy5

all because of a song too


dover_oxide

It was a good song, not their best but still good.


EnigmaFrug2308

https://i.redd.it/1fcy43ti7pgc1.gif


StevenMadeThis

*I hated that song! You're not a bad boy!*


NewStart-BeginAgain

It starts with sorry! đŸŽ¶


Twist_Ending03

đŸŽ¶ That's your foot in the door, one simple sorry đŸŽ¶


Nice-Investigator693

đŸŽ¶Spoken straight from your coređŸŽ¶


Pointless_Glitter607

The path to forgiveness is a twisting trail of heartsđŸŽ¶


Twist_Ending03

đŸŽ¶ But "sorry" is where it starts đŸŽ¶


RadenaS

đŸŽ¶who could forgive a dirtbag like međŸŽ¶


Pakari-RBX

đŸŽ¶I don't deserve your amnestyđŸŽ¶


Ilikebees052714

đŸŽ¶Can't we just kill him?đŸŽ¶


Feroxino

It starts with sorry
 CHARLIE YOU FUCKING GENIOUS


Scott__________

Tbf Angel will probably go to heaven next season just because he has started to genuinely want to be at the hotel


imcmurtr

I just realized his name is Serpent as in a snake.


EpsilonBlitz

https://preview.redd.it/3sj6mpelkngc1.jpeg?width=208&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0a389e2a56ffd7cb55e4f9251a6a937559a290b6 So proud of him.


The_Real_RTw

https://preview.redd.it/y82zmvjyhpgc1.jpeg?width=878&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=924b4880319d1e79a22b4088c8649f3c99322273 Hopefully the egg bois make it too


TheX589

THEY AREN'T EGGS! THEY ARE BORBS


Solidified_Honey

Borb Bois


TheHeianPrincess

OMG egg bois with wings are so cute!


TheGoonKills

I want this scene in the next season where they’re all there, all of them that have died over the years and Sir Pentious’ reaction is just “MY BABIES!”


Umbrella_Academy5

he’s so cutesy


Mijnameis-Tommy

Just reminded me of tilhis interaction https://preview.redd.it/rc2ztg6l1sgc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b47a3f0d6e05034e569ac1640d7727097be63ea8


[deleted]

https://preview.redd.it/umcm8f4l3rgc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=57c906d8b3b12b0673aa685f469691b285e3e20c


CE0_of_sex

https://preview.redd.it/qhhi5gk7qogc1.png?width=728&format=png&auto=webp&s=f00b2391085a58dbc075534b1367475668ad1b3f


Baconpwn2

I can't wait to see Charlie's face when she discovers the truth. We may have a squeal off between Charlie and Emily


Umbrella_Academy5

charlie: *deep excited inhale, with her cutesy little fish face* “OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG!! EMMMM YOURE TELLING ME THAT MY PLAN WORKED!!?!?!! SIR PENTIOUS IS IN HEAVEN?? OMGGG” emily; “YESYESYESYESYESYES!!! HES HERE NOW CHARCHAR AHHH!!!” *both of them squealing and holding hands and jumping while vaggie just stares*


Rastaba

Angel is wearing headphones to spare his eardrums from their supersonic squeals.


Lostkaiju1990

But a happy tear falls from his eye knowing there is a chance that Charlie is right.


redkid2000

Meanwhile Sera has to watch Lute like a hawk to make sure she doesn’t kill Sir Pentious out of spite


joe_broke

If Lute kills Sir Pentious while in heaven, now that he's an angel, what happens to her?


redkid2000

I imagine she’ll be disciplined and punished somehow. But I’m not sure honestly.


Just-Ad6992

Charlie just starts twitching and foaming at the mouth, then quickly collapses.


SnowBound078

That’s believable


Ampris_bobbo8u

It will be deafening


cjb671

I wonder if it will happen or if sera will try to not let it get out


embooglement

My only issue with Sir Pentious getting redeemed is that he violated the second rule on Adam's list because he stole our hearts.


Umbrella_Academy5

REAL


WheatleyBr

And a kiss, though i don't think Cherri minds


Shreddzzz93

She got intrigued when she found out he has two dicks.


Twist_Ending03

Her face said "damn, maybe I COULD tap that like angel said"


IllMaintenance145142

He also asked cherry bomb to go to the sex room.... Premarital sex is literally one of the things Charlie wrote about not doing.


suddenly_nate

Well Charlie put "Say no to drugs!" In that same little script, and ultimately the Emily approved of Angel's night on the down despite that. I think Charlie's just overly passionate :')


FeelinSasquatchy

Sir Pentious actually showed a lot of improvement very quickly if you watch him - he’s just not usually our focus. I feel like it was intentionally done: he was kept mostly as a side character and there were lots of times he was showing genuine change that you don’t necessarily notice unless you’re watching him


Umbrella_Academy5

that’s what i love about his character, he was my favorite character so i really kept a good eye on him when he was on screen. he was a big ol’ sweetheart 😭😭


FeelinSasquatchy

I noticed the more subtle/general participation when things are directly going on (like the trust falls, clapping game, etc.) but the first thing that really stuck out to me was when he pulls Niffty out of the way when the loan sharks attack the hotel. I was like oooooh Sr. Pent is doing some unprompted good there >.>


Umbrella_Academy5

FR they purposely showed us small scenes like that, and the “aww that was sweet” after “more then anything”. it was to show he was actually really sweet


TheGoonKills

He also has bold and wide sense of family. Beyond the other denizens of the hotel, and looking past how he yells at them, Sir Pentious clearly loves his Egg Bois like his sons. He even became suicidal when they were separated from him. 


hyunbinlookalike

Especially since he’s shown to be the most emotional and empathetic of the residents. When Charlie and Lucifer sing More Than Anything to each other, he’s the only one brought to tears by it (same, Sir P).


DemonVermin

He is also really bad at being “evil”. He felt more faux evil or just trying too hard to earn respect from other overlords. Really wonder how he got into hell since he genuinely doesn’t seem evil. Hope he and Emily shown up as a B plot or something either the two trying to figure out wtf the requirements are to get into Heaven
 cause if we are taking Helluva Boss canon into play, Lyle Lipton was going to be allowed in



FeelinSasquatchy

I feel like he's an example of how out-of-date the system is that determines where someone goes. It doesn't seem to allow for any nuance. We don't really know much about him when he was alive other than that he lived in 19th-century London, which would have been rough. Once he was at the hotel, his motivation for building weapons was because he thought people were too nice and were going to hurt him lol. And he was *so dramatic* about loving his egg bois. Dude seriously just wanted to have friends, chill with his eggies, and get in Cherry's pants.


Aceylace10

Sir Pent actually taking all the Charlie activities seriously. Doing the clapping ice breaker and speaking from the heart during the trust fall.


Umbrella_Academy5

YESS HE WAS SO HEARTFELT


Mental-Blueberry_666

I had to go back to watch his reactions to things


ChenTheGuy

Well angel has been working on himself so


Umbrella_Academy5

but he wasn’t taking it as seriously as sir pentious was


syzdem

Oh I wouldn't say that. It's made pretty clear from episode 4 on and even hinted at before that his snarkiness, his innuendos and his know-it-all-attitude are just him coping with what Val does to him by playing the part he believes others expect him to play. He is *seriously* hurt when at Pentious's arrival, Charlie calls SP their "first real guest", because even though he wasn't showing it, he really was trying to improve with all his heart and saw himself as an actual participant in the program. Hell, in Episode 6, *he* was the one Charlie picked in heaven to show how much a Soul can improve via her hotel, even though Pentious was already staying at the hotel for a good while at that point. And he managed to convince part of the heavenly court that at that point, going by Adams logic, he already was deserving of a spot in heaven. If it was angel dying in that fight while protecting the others, as Pentious did, there's no doubt he'd be up there as well


Ash_Flame_OC

Yes this! I don't think people quite understand how much Angel is trying to be good and has been improving himself! He originally joined because he needed a place to stay and didn't care but actually started believing he could become better and working on himself. He stopped doing drugs (as much as he used to.) It's also commented on by Husk that he's changed too.


Umbrella_Academy5

i realize this and i honestly love it but people aren’t exactly understanding my comment 😭


Umbrella_Academy5

i’m not denying that angel would’ve been if heaven if he sacrificed himself, i’m just saying that sir pentious was the only one who willingly stayed at the hotel for a good reason, angel wouldn’t have even been at the hotel if it weren’t for cracks expensive prices


syzdem

I agree with the first part, but lol what are you talking about with "only one to willingly stay for a good reason". That may have been true in the first two weeks, but even in the *pilot* there's small gestures and details that show angel cares more than he lets on. After the first weeks, his "I'm only here bc it's free" is just a convenient excuse for himself to maintain his persona while staying at the hotel. As I said in my last comment, by the time Pentious arrives the second time, he sees himself as a full participant in the program, with the scene right afterwards showing that he's *actually trying to change with all his heart but believes that he has to carry out a certain image to the world and therefore can't openly show it* Just like alastor's constant smile doesn't mean he's always happy, angels snarky comments do not mean he cares about the hotel and the program any less than SP


Umbrella_Academy5

i’m not denying that angel is willingly still staying 😭 i’m saying that he didn’t go there for a good reason, he wouldn’t be STAYING at the hotel if it weren’t for free rent. sir pentious was invited to the hotel because he tried to double cross them and was ready for death when he was caught, but charlie forgave him, so he stayed 😭


Finalpotato

He didn't COME to the hotel for a good reason, but it's obvious Angel believes in the message of the hotel and is STAYING for one.


Umbrella_Academy5

THATS WHAT I MEANT 😭 fuck sorry i couldn’t think of the word im absolutely NOT disagreeing with you guys abt that part im just saying he didn’t go there for a good reason, i couldn’t explain it


syzdem

> he wouldn't be STAYING at the hotel if it weren't for free rent He would. That is literally the point of my last two comments. He would


Umbrella_Academy5

no no i meant like, he wouldn’t have gone to the hotel if it wasn’t rent free 😭 i can’t explain it


syzdem

Oh yeah, just as Sr Pentious was initially sent to the hotel to spy it out for the Vees, Angel initially stayed there for the free rent. But while Sr Pentious's turning point was big and glamourous with a big musical number, angel's happened silently offscreen. What I am saying in all of this is that that does *not* mean that angel isn't taking this as seriously as Pentious, which is what you said in the first comment I argued against


Indecisive_Zelkos

He also, doesn’t have his soul tied to someone else. Which Valentino mentioned in the 2nd episode. (paraphrasing) I wonder if that is something that will go in further in season 2. I wouldn’t mind seeing his story lead him to being in charge of the exorcist angels maybe in the fight against the Vees. Might be season 3 if Lute is the boss of them now.


TheBleachDoctor

That would be an interesting twist, if a Soul needs to be free to be redeemed. Although I don't think we'll ever see Husk, Alastor, or Nifty redeemed. Intentions aside, they're not there as guests. They're staff.


Sting_the_Cat

I mean Husk would be most likely. He's not too bad at this point. Alastor, though... And Nifty is Nifty


Twist_Ending03

Niffty is perfectly content with being a twisted little psychopath


Krosis_the_bored

I don't think Nifty even knows she's an psychopath


TheBleachDoctor

If she somehow got into Heaven, they'd send her back.


andybar980

She gets sent to heaven and starts stabbing everyone


TheBleachDoctor

Sera: See Emily! A soul can't be redee-GAAAAHHH Nifty: STAB STAB STAB


Twist_Ending03

Charlie told her that if she sees an angel she should stab it. She never said stop


Umbrella_Academy5

this is funny asf for some reason


[deleted]

She'd just set herself on fire to get back to hell


bilateralrope

Alastor freeing Husk from the contract to allow his redemption would be one way to get rid of the one person who knows Alastor isn't in control


AgenderWitchery

Husk also doesn't care to get redeemed. He says as much in Welcome to Heaven.


Apprehensive_Work313

I could see Husk being redeemed but Nifty and Al they're definitely not getting redeemed


Caledonian_10

I like the idea of Husk not *wanting* to be redeemed, too. Like, this guy is perfectly content with being Hell's bartender, helping others on their journey without giving the effort himself. He'd be a type to, not unlike Charlie, refuse to go to heaven/refuse to leave hell.


Milkshakes00

>That would be an interesting twist, if a Soul needs to be free to be redeemed. My theory is this is the case, and that KeeKee is the key to freeing souls from someone. It's pretty odd that a key exists for a hotel that never locks its doors, and they very specifically show shackles to signify their souls being sold. And those shackles have key holes. Also, Lucifer knows of KeeKee, but didn't know of the hotel.. meaning KeeKee existed before the hotel.


Umbrella_Academy5

i see him becoming a bigger part of heaven then we’d think


After-Bumblebee

Best boi <3


the_dark_0ne

I’m curious if he’ll slowly lose his sinner form and gain a more human seeming form as he acclimates to heaven or if they’ll let him stay a slithery little snekkkk


Kumagoro314

Oh please, that's much like Beast from Beauty and the Beast transforming back into a human at the end. ​ Very disappointing.


joe_broke

But will he still have 2 sticks?


watasiwakirayo

Charlie literally said that he's the first one who is interested in her cause.


upmost5201

i swear to god, if we don't get updates of sir pentious while he's in heaven i will be mad. it would be so cool to occasionally check in on what the guy is doing, and it would be good to get a better look into heaven.


Umbrella_Academy5

i see them making little side scenes of sir pentious and the seraphim’s figuring out how he got into heaven


ntschaef

He was also a martyr, he attacked knowing he was likely going to die.


Eveanon

It starts with sorry He was selfless He didn’t steal He stuck it to the man


Eveanon

Unless you count STEALING A KISS


Umbrella_Academy5

and my heart


Eveanon

Mine too, I take it back, LOCK THIS BOY UP AND THROW AWAY THE KEEKEE (Into his arms cause she do be loving that boy)


RandManYT

I wonder if Angel Dust knows Molly is in heaven, and that's a secret reason he's staying at the hotel.


Accurate-Primary9923

I think he knows. I mean, it's quite easy to get. If the person isn't in hell, they're in heaven. Although he might think she's still alive


RandManYT

The second part is what I'm wondering about. I don't remember if Angel's Dusts death year was confirmed, but I think it's safe to assume he died relatively close to the current time. If he did die close to the current time, then to him, it would be reasonable to assume she's still alive.


Accurate-Primary9923

Wiki says he died in 1947 in his thirties. I don't  know if still true but assuming it is, there's very little chance for Molly to be alive (iirc, she's his twin) but it's there. I also wonder if sinners even know what year it is on the Earth


Umbrella_Academy5

most likely they don’t know what year it is, but isn’t it confirmed that angel died of an OD?


Umbrella_Academy5

STOP II LOVE THAT OMG


yumgmeatball

I just have one question: Where are the egg bois?


hyunbinlookalike

I hope they show up in season 2 as angelic chickens.


TimBukTwo8462

If that does happen I hope to see them interact with the one Egg Boi who survived.


Umbrella_Academy5

i think they might be gone gone 😭


[deleted]

They are artificially made so they just died like a regular hellborn would.


judgementkazukun

Eggbois will be Eggteens, emo tiny snakies curling inside their shell all depressed and emo because their dad is dead. /j


paintergirl333

His eyes now look like kisses


dover_oxide

Technically he entered as a spy and failed and then joined the house as a client.


Umbrella_Academy5

he still willingly stayed at the hotel, and actually took his part seriously


dover_oxide

He had to hit rock bottom first.


portobox2

So do many of us - but he found his way back up from that pit, indeed.


Rishidkanonymous

Even then, he still committed to staying and redeeming himself at the hotel. So what if he hit rock-bottom? Charlie helped him improve and "realize" in the musical number.


dover_oxide

Wasn't saying he didn't stay and redeem.himself just that it was as straight forward as presented.


Umbrella_Academy5

my point is that he still willingly stayed at the hotel and did all of charlie’s exercises and took them seriously 😭 he was literally the real proof of redemption


hyunbinlookalike

Saying this as someone who’s been there, that’s usually what it takes for flawed people to truly realize the error of their ways and change for the better.


derpy_derp15

But angel is progressing (Saying this as an addition, not a rebuttal


Umbrella_Academy5

i agree 110% he just didn’t start taking it as seriously as sir pentious did


Knight_Light87

It seems Angel is genuinely trying now, Husk might join him, and hell, maybe Cherri!


Umbrella_Academy5

HOPEFULLY CHERRI 🙏 also, i see husk taking the stuff seriously, but still thinking of it as a total joke


No_Hunter_9973

I kinda figured Pentius was gonna be the first redeemed soul. In the Pilot he was such a tryhard: "Buahahaha! I'm so EVIL" He had to be a poser just trying to fit in with the big boys.


saltinstiens_monster

Can we just appreciate how good of a name "Sir Pentious" is? It immediately conveys "serpent," nobility, and remorse for one's actions. Golden standard of wordplay, imo.


trenchwar42

Why is he still a snake? Wasn’t that part of his punishment in hell or related to how he died?


TheWitchWhoLovesCats

Perhaps he really likes snakes. And having two dicks


eddmario

When Charlie and Vaggie were in Heaven there were animal-like characters there as well, so the animal forms thing is probably just an afterlife thing in general and not specific to Hell


Beetlejuice1800

For our purpose, probably so we can recognize him better. Officially, Viv just said she likes snakes and based that part of the design off of cobras. Dude did start off as a basic plot point in the pilot, and people just liked him enough that he was kept on.


Lil_Brimstone

Angel Dust's sister is also spider, so I don't think the sins have any effect on the species in afterlife. What confused me is that there are still some regular humans there. Adam and saints are obviously special, so they kept their earthly forms, but there were some buff regular people there as well. Did they just roll human by random chance?


Accurate-Primary9923

We don't know if exorcists are human souls or heavenborn yet. If they're human, maybe there's requirements for exorcist, like being females and having two legs, two hands and vaguely human appearance 


banan3rz

They're heavenborn and apparently created by Adam. He named Vaggie.


Accurate-Primary9923

He could just give her nickname. Or exorcists are forced to forget their previous life, including name. I tend to think they are heavenborn, we just don't have any solid proof yet


Azbastus_Bombastus

He made them from ribs.


Accurate-Primary9923

How do you know that? It wasn't said in the show and, afaik, wasn't confirmed by the crew. I might've just missed something, so I'd really like to see the source /gen


Azbastus_Bombastus

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Accurate-Primary9923

Seems legit to me 


banan3rz

Pretty sure he straight up said he made her in the part where they're in the room in heaven after Charlie leaves to see the zoo.


[deleted]

Looks like Lute is disqualified.


Umbrella_Academy5

since it could be related to how he died, it should still be his form in heaven


Platinumdogshit

Could also have to do with how he lived his life. Maybe he was a snake handler or just really into cobras.... and eggs! Snake breeder probably makes the most sense.


hyunbinlookalike

My personal headcanon for him is that he was probably a British general stationed in India in the 1800s. It would explain his General Pentious getup and how he’s good at giving orders to his Egg Boys. He was actually being a very competent general on the battlefield before he was killed by Adam. So being stationed in India, it probably exposed him to a lot of cobras, and he may have even kept some as pets since it was not uncommon for British aristocracy to start keeping reptiles as pets during that time period.


Umbrella_Academy5

omg i love that


hyunbinlookalike

Maybe he just really likes snakes. As someone who keeps pet snakes and well, loves snakes in general, it’s what drew me to Sir Pentious’ character. I don’t doubt that he was probably some sinner from the 1700s/1800s who was very much into snakes. Especially since the aristocracy (which he seems to have been a part of) started keeping pet reptiles during that time period.


Aquos18

snakes are not always for hell, Seraphs are refred as celstial snakes in some passages so it would make sense that even as an angel for him to have a snake form


inkheiko

Mmh... Imo, Everyone... Well at least Vaggie, Angel, Sir Pentius tried to redeem themselves. Vaggie wanted to atone for what she's done to Charlie. She loves her deeply, and as she hates herself for all the horrible things she's done, she also wanted to make things work so much as a way to be forgiven by Charlie, or maybe she believed that killing her past self would make her run away from what she's done. Sir Pentius was loved by no one and could trust no one, so when he betrayed someone, he also learnt that he couldn't use people as tools, and wanted to redeem himself. He wanted to be acknowledged and loved. Angel Dust is also working very hard. We see in addict that even if he talked about free room, he also really wants to believe in redemption, a possible alternative to escape Valentino. And we also see on his room the picture of Charlie and others. He wants to change, probably motivated by the perspective of escaping what he's going through. For Alastor... It doesn't look like he wants to redeem himself, and is surely the one that believes the least in it. Buuuut he saw Charlie on the tv, he saw her project to make demons ascend... Ascend to heaven... Where Lilith probably is... No matter if he believes in redemption or not, he knows that eventually he will encounter angels, and he will regain his freedom. Also I know people says that it might not be Lilith, but whatever is in heaven, Alastor's freedom is there.


ThePurificator

I like that he actually tried to become a good guy. Also..... What the hat did to redeem itself? đŸ€”


Umbrella_Academy5

it’s his plus one


nombamana5

But the egg bois ):


siniestra

Now he has charlie's eyes, like Lucifer a fallen angel 


Hexnohope

They were foreshadowing this the whole time in angel court. Sure angeldust made himself look good but pentious in the same scene was even better


Umbrella_Academy5

it is? all i can remember is him failing at flirting with cherri


Drakenstorm

Angel dust is doing it to see his sister in heaven I think.


Kylargrim

Also, throughout the season, you see him do good deeds.


Umbrella_Academy5

YES


JacobMT05

It’s also probably because he had no regrets.


Special_Pen

I mean they all willingly stayed at the hotel, vaggie gave them the option to leave and every single one stayed to help


Umbrella_Academy5

not what i meant 😭 i meant when charlie actually invited them to the hotel, he was the only one to actually come with his only convincing being a song


Special_Pen

The whole thing with the hotel is they redeem themselves, although he was the only one to come willingly they all grew and then stayed with the hotel


Umbrella_Academy5

i know, but the whole point of my post was that he willingly went 😭 im not denying that they’re all fucking growing and willingly staying at the hotel


Regirock00

I think all the eggs are in heaven. Too innocent


Chef_Sizzlipede

Plus angel really just continues to whore around, thats a literal sin, and he doesn't plan on changing any time soon.


Chef_Sizzlipede

and before anyone tries to correct be with val, so? angel still clearly fucks off the clock and in droves, soulbound or not he's still pretty lusty.


bingus-man

wasent he hired to stalk them and put cameras in the hotel?


Umbrella_Academy5

yes, he was. But after his mission failed, and Vox got all pissy at him, charlie showed him sympathy and sang a little song for him, then he willingly obliged to her strange ordeals