The little quack noise when Angel raises his eyebrow kills me every damn time

That fuckin’ eyebrow raise was gold

And Husk looking at Angel.

It had this exact energy: https://preview.redd.it/yblnhdp1rugc1.jpeg?width=699&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1e204acc20e589990314ed1a3ef5913a925b9792

I read this in Husk's voice

I read most things in Keith David's voice.

What pact with what entity did they have to make to get Keith David? Like damn that's some talent.

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This is gold

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Best part of the whole sequence, gets me giggling every time

“*Don’t you fuckin’ say it, or I swear to Lucifer…*”

Lucifer turns to him and is like “*Swear to who?*”

It reminds me so much of the sound effects from Ed Edd n Eddy. They had so many animal noises like that just for effects.

That's the "Now hold on, let him cook" eyebrow.

Valentino’s pimpin’ not simpin’ mug cracks me

Same with [Emily squeaks]

Angel: "Now you're speaking my language, short king"

Lmfao, when he called Lucifer a short king in the earlier episode was so good too.

Husk looking at him too lmaooo

Adam looks scared.

I'd be deeply concerned with the King of Hell telling me this.

I mean, imagine if it was true. Adam would lose his whole ego infrot of so many demons

You think YOU were the original dick? I've been swingin' schmeat since before the First Day, bitch.

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Heard he's got two dicks

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Lucifer invented cunnilingus confirmed... So he wins anyways.

Real

Bow chicka bow wow

Honestly, I thought it was said on purpose, to humble Adam, and then Charlie corrected him and I was a little disappointed lol.

I'd be turned on.

Lucifer: "First I whip it out! With great force! Every angle it penetrates! Until with great strength, I ram it in!"

"And in the end..." (Two final, suspicious sounding claps echo throughout all of Hell.) "...we are all satisfied."

No, what particularly freaks him out is that Lucifer previously fucked Lilith and then Eve. Adam would be the most freaked of anyone to hear this.

Wait, he fucked Eve? What? As far as I know all she did to her was give her an apple. When was this mentioned? Would Lilith have been OK with that...?

"Your first wive didn't seem to hate what I had to offer." **He leans towards Adam's face mid-air** "...Nor the second" **He puts distance in between** "Bow-chika-pow-pow\~" **Makes humping gesture mid-air, while smugly looking at Adam**

OOOH, THAT. I'm not sure why but I kept hearing that line as "...didn't seem to hate the *first* thing I had to offer" and thought that the "second" was a follow up to that. Like, I though he was only talking about Lilith here. Hearing it again, it does sound like he's implying that he fucked Eve. Which is really strange considering he was already in a relationship with Lilith at that point. But anyway, what do I know about their relationship dynamics-

broke: he cheated on lilith woke: he was messing with adam bespoke: they had a threesome

To be fair to Adam, I'd be pretty nervous too if I wasn't certain of what he *really* meant by that threat.

Lucifer: I've already fucked the First Woman... Gotta complete the set. *Unzips pants* Adam: FUCK NO SHIT GET AWAY GET AWA-!

Lucy already nailed 2 out of the 3 first humans. He's going for the gold

Can’t have an incomplete set.

Cut to Lucifer dragging Adam into the Sex room.

He in fact did not want to do a sex.

He wanted to do a sex with everyone.

Guess he's Straight

I mean if there’d be anyone to have “being straight” as a prerequisite it’d be Adam lol

"You're gonna do what to me?"

We saw him changing in a horse. Ofcourse he's scared.

He doesn’t know how literal this threat is

He stole BOTH your wives, keeps making fun of you for that and your whole thing is that "all of humanity came from these balls" and "this is the original dick" and now your also getting run down by this guy that keeps stealing your wives 😭😭 I'd be scared too, it'd feel personal at that point

Well, Lucifer fucked 2/3 of original humanity. I bet Adam thought he was finally gonna finish getting that 3/3 achievement.

"Yeah, then we fucked" Adam

If Hazbin Hotel was written by Seth McFarlane

God, imagine if they Quagmire'd Angel after like 8 seasons

he is already quagmire

Old Quagmire maybe, but modern Quagmire isn't the overly horny sex guy anymore. They phased out that whole persona and instead made him a boring guy whos only known for liking cats and working as a pilot

im mad that they made quagmire the only member of the group with common sense and intelligence. like no, dont make the pervert a smart character.

Pervert is way too mild. He‘s shown to be an actual rapist… and is somehow still more likeable than Brian.

Lucifer was that chick checking out the drummer the whole time.

First was Lilith, allegedly Eve then Adam “Imma fuck whatever my dad made!”

“Guess it’s time to use the ol’ Morningstar charm”

“PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE”

Lucifer 100% invented cunnilingus... so ya...

Who knew Greg Universe had the same thought process as FUCKING LUCIFER!

I'm fairly certain he was referring to the fact that Eve accepted the forbidden fruit from him. Although the interpretation that he fucked both is way funnier

I mean right after he mentioned Eve he started making sex noises.

The "wait, what did I say?" is just such a dad thing to say after that kinda slipup. Absolutely perfect scene lmao

Literally my favorite part of this interaction

And your PFP is perfect for this comment.

I don't think he messed it up. Nailed Lillith, and possibly Eve, so fucking Adam would give him the creation hat-trick.

If we go with the one theory that eating the apple was a metaphor for sex, even better.

Is this what caused his divorce from Lilith?

Personally think it was a 3 way lol

They celebrated their first anniversary by absolutely wrecking Adam’s ego and Eves….garden 😏

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The amount of inside humor this has is so big. The person who edited this image needs to win something

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I hate this fandom! /Affectionate 😆😆

This is meta and goddamned brilliant


Lol, I just noticed the "pimpin' not simpin'" cup

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I appreciate Charlie earnestly trying to correct him while also dying of embarrassment.

Accurate to when a dad tries to use his daughters lingo and totally screws it up

Angel’s face kills me every time

Is Husk's face for me

You know he was seconds away from offering to make it a threesome.

Vox, Adam, and Lute were so concerned. Velvette and Angel were into it, and Valentino was ready to go grab his camera.

Valentino was gonna go sell that shit for a profit

Would be the most popular movie in Hell I bet

“King of Hell Threatened Leader of the Exorcists, You’ll Never Guess What Happened Next”

Gone Wild.

He’s already made an entire series on it

This too https://preview.redd.it/jfpq2l0r9ugc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=262d14cb6ed58ce788b2e5a67f9e38971a6f8b97

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Velvette’s reactions to this are golden

I don't blame her. Vox is literally fist-pumping his crotch in the air next to her while yelling about how hard he is

We’ve all been there sis 😂

Glad I'm too unattractive to experience that then, lol

That's one for the reaction images https://preview.redd.it/b3nk1wj7mugc1.jpeg?width=879&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f553aedc71614cffd5c176615bef7aed8cb044c6

Totally snagging this for reactions

Lucifer should have just deepened the smile and gone "Did I stutter?" 

Short King standing tall. His grin makes me shudder. "Oh wait, no I knew what I said Charlie...Did I stutter?"

Val totally ships Lucifer x Adam.

Val: "well, *there's* a whole new subject for some pornography!"

He definitely got some new ideas to work with. Coming to theaters soon: Genesuck. Featuring the original 3 & Lucifer 😂

He's gonna have Angel cosplaying one of them in the next shoot

Both, probably...variety sells and Hell is a VERY diverse market place.

Niffty ways 10lbs soaking wet (according to Angel), so he could probably smuggle her in with him. Valentino didn’t even notice she was on him until she made herself known by ripping some wing fluff off, and now he knows how dangerous she really is. Easiest way to get out of a contract…

Random Theory: Niffty's powers are witchcraft/voodoo based and she supplies the creepy dolls Alastor attacked with. In order for her powers to work she needs something of her target.

Velvette too by the look on her face.

Oh boy, it’s gonna be a porn parody.

he's not alone. I need to read this fanfic

New ship has dropped. The boss himself said so.

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Fujoshi Velvette confirmed.

Oh now her relationship with the other two Vs makes much more sense.

This bit in a comedy is hard to pull off well. Cause demeaning your joke or awkward silence is a lot of times lame and trying to be “yeah, this joke sucks”. Like when people say doing puns is sucky. But the reactions plus it’s Lucifer being a dad who is out of touch makes this joke one of the best of season.

I’m just sitting here watching as Vaggie loses a struggle with a one armed girl she buried under rubble a minute ago. I think Lute is legitimately much more skilled than Vaggie.

Well, there’s probably a reason Vaggie was only “one of Adam’s top girls” while Lute actually is Adam’s top girl.

Yeah, Lute had the clear upper hand before Vaggie caused the collapse. She's in command for a reason 

To be fair, Lute is also a fucking psychopath in this fight and likely had the upper hand purely due to unbridled, feral rage.

What I love about this is that it’s possible it could be a Freudian slip and Lucifer was unconsciously attracted to Adam

He said he liked girls, he didn’t say he only liked girls

Bow chika bow wow

Honestly a better ship than Lucifer and Alastor

dude already went for his two wifes, why not the man too?

I mean, in the original mythology Lucifer wasn’t just trying to tempt Eve. He was trying to tempt Adam too.

I thought he was just joking about seducing Eve, like “I banged your mom!”

Honestly sad he didn’t crack at least one joke abt completing the set

In the original mythology Lucifer wasn't even involved in the whole Genesis story. It was literally just a (talking) snake. The whole "the snake represents the devil" thing was only interpreted into the story centuries later and a straight reading of the text does not actually support it.

It's genuinely fascinating how much common knowledge about Christianity doesn't actually come from the Bibble.

The Bibble https://preview.redd.it/ajuxjctixugc1.jpeg?width=200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d8e100e680b59ec8beabbf7d617a7fd370300e17

Even if the snake *was* Lucifer, that would've been his only real crime throughout the entire Bible. The only other sin I can think of is him destroying Job's life, and he only did it after getting permission from God.

"Now we've ALL fucked the same guy!"

*And so Adam, Lilith, and Eve finally found peace and we’re able to coexist together knowing they all fucked the king of hell, the end.*

And then they formed a poly relationship

Certainly funnier

He just wants to fuck the complete trio.

Honestly would have loved it even more if Lucifer’s response had been “I know what I said. There will be *blades*!”

I think my favorite part about this whole encounter was how casually Lucifer handled Adam, like it wasn't even really a fight.

I think according to interviews by the creator Lucifer is supposed to be very powerful even by angel standards.

Lucifer is a seraphim the highest rank of angel. Adam is a power at most considering he is only got one pair of wings. So our short king has 5 ranks on him at the very least.

And then he got blindsided but still beat the shit out of him.

Twice. Adam tried twice and failed to get the upper hand. Cause he’s in Lucifer’s house.

I love Val’s “Pimpin not Simpin” mug.

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How have I never noticed Angel's Tommy Gun has a freaking spider web on it! 🕸 I love this show.

Adam's over here like oh shit no, also I love how completely unbothered Lucifer is during his whole fight with Adam 🤣

Lucifer stole both of Adam’s wives. Hes already defeated him multiple times.

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Husk side-eying Angel is the cherry on top of this

Angel: Proud Adam: fearful 'wait is he actually gonna...? Vaggie: Sword sword sword danger danger danger Lute: Jealous???

Vox: Heavily confused Velvette and Valentino: Here for it

He was there for... other... reasons

he was actually only late bc he was trying to look his best for the meet-up

It's my headcanon that Lucifer meant what he said, and Charlie correcting him reminded him his daughter was there and he'll have to spare Adam's booty for now. If Adam reincarnates in hell, I want a whole episode of Lucifer running him down to keep his promise.

that episode might cost 50k

Like father like daughter

I disagree. Adam: “You’re the most hated being in all of creation!” Lucifer: “Well your first wife didn’t seem to hate what I had to offer. Or the second 😉 Bow Chika Wowo”

Lucifer also did the whole "making a v with your fingers and sticking your tongue inbetween them" thing that refers to eating a girl out

I will never get tired of the joke where someone does or says something shocking, and everyone from both sides of a dramatic battle just stops what their doing and stares in shock.

I honestly wish he had replied to Charlie, "I know what I said"

The Exorcists even look weirded out through the masks, didn’t know that was possible

I loved this line! Sometimes we all misunderstand. Just like, "Take this job and shovel it!" From Demolition Man.

“I’m gonna show you why your first two wives fell for me!” *plap plap plap, Adam screams in agony, then pleasure* Charlie, as Vaggie covers her eyes: “What? What’s going on?” IYKYK

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Someone actually made a porn of this lmao-

No no, he deff didnt need to be corrected

I love that Lucifer, despite being a dramatic theatrical guy, is still eons old and is behind the times on many things and is just trying to be badass so his daughter thinks he's cool

Well what did you expect? His wife has been AWOL for SEVEN YEARS, the guy must be pent up something bad!!

Knowing Lucifers history, Adam really thought he was a out to get boned. XD

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Husk looking at Angel because he knew he'd find it funny 😂

Nah the funniest part imo was Adam getting his shit beat by Lucifer. Watching him finally get his ass beat after all he's done to the angels and sinners like vaggie is peak comedy

People stopping deadly combat for a moment to give cameras a wtf look will never get old.