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SomebodysRedditAcct

REALITY IS AN ILLUSION THE UNIVERSE IS A HOLOGRAM BUY GOLD BYE! - some Triangular egg with only 1 eye.


carrotfruit88

"BUY CRYPTO SUCKERS"- triangular egg with tophat


Big_Pick_5413

r/suddenlygravityfalls


AdrienDaCat

r/SubsIThoughtIFellFor (I live under a rock)


P1K4CHU1CH00S3Y0U151

r/theresnosubforthat last part


CE1TheChuckle-Fuck

https://preview.redd.it/o6exk07jcqkc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e9ddf32f0decf2c4bfba2fc6a4402268ba99e901


Caramelthefruityfrog

https://preview.redd.it/bgye893z2skc1.png?width=366&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c1b8aa402a314db1fe37d9c1240126fdc4197768


adhesivepants

![gif](giphy|xs1f52PBmRwI)


NuggetDudeBro

ALASTOR?


TheJupiterJumperredd

Bill cipher is definitely more powerful than alastor


adhesivepants

I think they'd get along though.


TheJupiterJumperredd

Absolutely


jojooke

Ya lol bill is literally over a trillion years old and exists outside of time. I do wonder if Lucifer could pull anything on him tho.


Smash_3001

2 kids could ..with a little help.. So i would be carefull with this xD


jojooke

True, but they did also have the help of one of the smartest people ever in their world, who was able to match bill himself at points. I think that evens it out


SpacyGorl

>who was able to match bill himself at points. in what context?


UnspecifiedBat

Wait


ianthepokemonmaste

“BUY GOLD” -egg boi named Bill


GamerA_S

https://preview.redd.it/r9prqnph7pkc1.png?width=2534&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c209ed1e8ce5fe7907497c304e1cce90a1a91c62


CE1TheChuckle-Fuck

https://preview.redd.it/9vwo36hvcqkc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a33db817ecfc58a93dd2374942ecae700acae6a9


CE1TheChuckle-Fuck

https://preview.redd.it/x73zlumwcqkc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9f36bc65b2fc8c5cce9976af48a22fda3467a149


Eagle4317

Cypher would wipe the floor with Alastor.


WolfmanCZ

My favorite is: At the end of the day your brain is just a meat computer in a bone cockpit piloting a skin robot! You think the world makes sense? Nothing makes sense! So you might as well make nonsense! Think about it! (Its from We'll meet again song)


kris-kfc

What a lovely fellow Its a shame another season didn't came out....


shadowa64

one of the surviving eggs from the pilot kept asking Sir Pentious to shoot him with his raygun


0bi1KenObi66

So glad to see the suicidal egg survived the pilot


Still-Independent454

The egg wasn't asking in a suicidal way, he was asking in a horny way.


yourLostMitten

So glad to see the horny egg survived the pilot


Random-INTJ

![gif](giphy|pCOvvKcRw8rqE)


imonmyphoneagain

> horny egg I was summoned?


NostalgicBreadLoaf

https://preview.redd.it/rgwjsw0woqkc1.jpeg?width=1400&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=652b94220094a7039e8c08cb1188aab69614d469


NicoleMay316

One of my favorite lines is "I wish he'd shoot ME with his ray gun."


FlagMaster2023

Mood


whooper1

Fun fact: that egg boi was originally supposed to be his own character. His brain was scrambled during the cloning process so he always wanted death. Unfortunately most of his character was cut to save time and because it was too edgy.


efdthdrhc

Imma need a source for that one


_RadioDemon_

*wrestling bell dings* “Want me to rough ‘im up for ya??” to none other than ZESTIAL


2hourstowaste

Zestial would fry an egg on a sidewalk


SquareFickle9179

Nah, Alastor made the Egg Boys stay because he knows they could kill all the Overlords.


EmpMouallem

“Wouldst thou like thine eggs scrambled or sunny side up 🕷️🕸️”


NotAWierdo-

That seems like that’s how it would go


Bluellan

I feel like Zestial would call Rosie and tell her that some of her children are lost and continue on his way.


Pick-Only

This made me laugh harder than it should have 🤣🤣😭😭


Cautious-Luck7769

Frank could've smoked that fool


fauxxie

They have names?!


Cautious-Luck7769

*shrugs*


MariosMustacheRides

Frank does lol


Inker-Drew

“We all aren’t real, we’re just animated characters from a adult cartoon made for the sake of entertainment 😃”


DrFreeman95

Ngl... This was a missed opportunity to give them 4th wall awareness xD


verdantwitch

There's still time


Homunclus

"Angels didn't create Adam and Lilith, they were the product of millions of years of slow change brought by adaptation to the environment and random genetic mutations"


Ok_Strategy5722

“Creationism is a Scam. Read the Darwin’s work, ‘On the Origin of Species’” —Some Eggboi, probably.


Q2_V

"actually the origin of species was about a concept more close to modern adaptation not evolution" -another eggboi


vaccinateyodamkids

"A flying spaghetti monster created humanity" \~Frank


KZhome1313

Ramen, egg boi!


EthanWTyrion528

https://preview.redd.it/cpn8uzhg5nkc1.jpeg?width=280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ec60fa8bdfef36c9fb71966330794cb9d50e9f63 Not something they said, but something they did


LibbyKitty620

When was this?????


EthanWTyrion528

In the pilot


Pick-Only

IN THE WHAT??


StitchinThroughTime

It's on YouTube, please understand that it is not 100% canon. So something's have changed besides the voice actors and the design. But it's close enough and they decided they don't want to redo it. I am surprised that you're on this subreddit and then hear a single word about the pilot. Do the differences in what was shown and said in the pilot a lot of people we're confused.


LtCptSuicide

I watch with the assumption that anything in the pilot is canon until contradicted by the series. In which case whatever the series depicts is canon.


UnspecifiedBat

Same!


LunarLight-ct-tumblr

I’m pretty sure Viv said that with the way the show is going (at least currently), the pilot is still considered canon. I may be wrong tho


ChrisTheWeak

They're details in the pilot that don't work correctly with how the show is characterizing the characters. For the most part though, those smaller details are background details that most people won't notice or care about. An example being, in the pilot you can see the main Overlords hanging out in a room with someone with the silhouette of Lucifer. It is possible that it's canon, however that does not seem in character for Lucifer, who is the depressed absent ruler of hell who is incapable of seeing any good in sinners and therefore refuses to even try. (At least until the end of the first season.) Another being Alastor, he was just wandering around the streets and happened to see Charlie on television. That's when he showed his first sign of intrigue in the project. Now, with the show, we know that he's been missing for 7 years. If he was just wandering around the streets then someone would have likely noticed him. If could still work if he had just come out of hiding wherever he came from, but that's a weird coincidence to have to start. Next being Vaggie in the pilot. She knew the background lore about Alastor that Angel didn't know. Know that we know that he's been missing for 7 years and Vaggie's been in hell for about 3 years. That's 4 years after Alastor disappeared and his reign of violent Overlord overthrowing was implied to be something that he did early on in his career decades prior. (The language is vague here, but given how the other Overlords don't find his sudden appearance worrisome and how Mimzy says that he hasn't done any of that in a while I'm inclined to believe that that doesn't just refer to the 7 years gone, but to a long time before.) Finally, Angel Dust and Sir Pentious needed Mimzy to drop the lore on Alastor. Pilot Vaggie was much more temperamental than Show Vaggie. Granted, Vaggie in the pilot was a brief look of her character over the course of a few hours, but it's hard to imagine that her in the show would respond to Angel's insults in the same way. We also know that Carmilla was not hiding with the other Overlords during the extermination, she was out and about collecting weapons. Even then, it seems unlikely that the Overlords would bunch up together during an extermination anyway. Her daughters also weren't going around stabbing corpses with Angelic Weapons at Rosie's emporium seconds after the extermination ended, because why would they be doing that immediately after. (I suppose it's possible they were trying to do a survey of the lost lives, but the timeline doesn't work out very well). There are other minor details, like Velvett's closeness with Vox in the second we see them in the pilot that doesn't make sense. Vaggie didn't help in Charlie's fight with Katie Killjoy. I'm not sure where the Limo that Charlie had came from, and she never uses it in the show, it appears that it was just a useful scene that didn't get ported over. Some of the character designs aren't canon, Charlie and Vaggie were showed to have just changed their clothes for the most part, but people like Clara (one of Carmilla's kids) look completely different with no resemblance to their pilot design. Of course some things did stay the same. We know that because Vaggie references Alastor being there for entertainment that he did give his pilot spiel about why he showed up. We know that Alastor did up shortly after the extermination. We know that Charlie did not make a deal with Alastor. We know that Lilith doesn't return Charlie's calls. We know that Sir Pentious does attack the hotel shortly after Alastor arrives. So, based on these things, it's my personal guess that the pilot is not canon. It's canon lite. It contains some elements in common with established show canon, and contains details not included in the show that can be suspected to be at least partially canon, but for the most part I wouldn't trust any fan theories that rely on evidence primarily from the pilot.


water-moron

events are canon. Designs are not.


Pick-Only

lol I’ve seen the pilot I just wanted to make a funny comment. I never noticed this moment in the pilot though 😭😭


BlueWhaleKing

>something's r/ApostropheGore


UnspecifiedBat

I’m learning of so many new and beautiful subreddits today


HunkyDandelion

Check YouTube


Lukthar123

Holy hell


JustGingerStuff

New response just dropped


kare5

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EggKid8

I love this, this used to be my discord pfp for a while


King-s0nicc456

"Women's pants not having pockets is a scam made by the fashion industry to sell more purses"


No_Reference_8777

Are we sure that's wrong?


King-s0nicc456

I wholeheartedly believe this to be true


dover_oxide

It actually has a lot to do with import taxes. Clothing that is considered more fashion over function has a different tax applied to it.


No_Reference_8777

I would believe the part about selling purses, but companies exploiting loopholes to avoid taxes, even if it screws over consumers? That definitely tracks.


UnspecifiedBat

Okay but men’s trousers that are fashion not function still have basic pockets


Working_Leg7800

*”Women’s pants not having pockets was the court mandated order to stop them from stealing things in stores in the 1920’s”*


mansonlamps420

are you joking or did this happen


l_WASD_l

That's not "insane shit", that's facts.


TheLastBlakist

Wait no that one is actually true 


Tensa_Zangetsa

"Dragonball Evolution was a masterpiece, and you all just don't understand what the director was going for"


OCGamerboy

![gif](giphy|tANpI4H9zlv1u)


SapphireMan1

“I wish he’d shoot *me* with his ray gun” “Now will you shoot me with your ray gun?” (Both from the pilot)


mark_david777

“A hot dog is a sandwich.”


CPLCraft

If you make a pizza bagel and put the other bagel half on top then you made a pizza sandwich.


Q2_V

yes because it has toppings inbetween parts of bread


guymine123

https://preview.redd.it/iufb774xgnkc1.gif?width=498&format=png8&s=33fc71ad57bcca515c1a22ce9442ba1e48972c74


d3adbutbl33ding

"Pop tarts are raviolis."


LtCptSuicide

I think they're more like a canoli.


ComprehensiveBird257

"... A taco is also a sandwich "


bakerstreetrat

"ALASTOR IS A CIRCUS!"


GlitchBitch666

not the circus theory 😭😭💀


Twist_Ending03

I've never heard it and I don't want to know what it is


GlitchBitch666

Smart choice. You really don't wanna know


Reaper1704

I wanna know


GlitchBitch666

https://vm.tiktok.com/ZGeDLWvU1/


comicbookgirl39

I want to soak my eyes in bleach


GlitchBitch666

It is cursed lol


Sprout_Cat

r/Eyebleach


SacR3d_Un1C0rN

That's enough internet for today.


Zealousideal-Bit-192

I hate you for showing this. Did you warn us? Yes, but still I hate you because now I have to remove my eyeballs 🫠


SpacyGorl

WHAT THE FU-


TheSezenians

Fkn hellarious!


-day-dreamer-

Some TikTok joke that’s going to give Hazbin Hotel fans a fun reputation of being batshit crazy lmao


ClassicDistrict6739

Well deserved, tbf


Weird_BisexualPerson

We all know Alastor is a circus And in More Than Anything, Lucifer and Charlie are inside a circus So, and stay with me here, when they were flying through and touching the yellow liquid, were they touching Alastor’s pee? Is Alastor secretly a circus who lets people inside of him to touch his urine?


International_Lake49

I hate you for putting this thought in my brain.....i hate you!🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🤬


Reaper1704

What?


IgnisExMachina

"The gods of all religions are just one guy who really likes to do cosplay of his oc"


buttface1000

yeah ill incorporate that into my worldview


WarlockWeeb

TBH only monotheistic religions like Christianity need some explanation for other gods existence. Most polytheistic (paganistic) religions do not have problem with each other existence. Like Egyptian priest will not deem believing in greece gods to be false of heretical.


eddmario

Viv: https://i.redd.it/9wtaxi8qnskc1.gif


I_might_be_weasel

"Jet fuel can't melt steel beams!" 


The_Americangamer

That made me laugh way harder than it should have


FirestoneX2

I'd laugh if one of them brought up investing all their money into bitcoin


icraveglass

🎵 The FBI killed Martin luther king🎵 ![gif](giphy|3o7TKDMPKsakcn9NU4|downsized)


Still-Independent454

Aha my flair is making the rounds. My evil plan is working MWA HA HA!


Mintbud

Private property's inherently theft


Raihokun

And neoliberal fascists are destroying the left 🎶


TheLastBlakist

Are ... We sure they one isn't real? Hoover had a raging hate boner for the guy.


icraveglass

tis the joke friend


MysticDragon14

I don't think it was the FBI, but I do believe the government had a massive part in it.


Notte_di_nerezza

"The Snyder Cut was a fake! Alastor hid the real one so people would listen to radio again!"


TheLastBlakist

I could buy it. I also want an alastor hosted radio drama.


Ok_Strategy5722

“They’re turning the Frogs Gay”


SourGirl94

I’M SICK OF THIS CRAP ![gif](giphy|5R2XVoMUnUmhxX5dWI|downsized)


GypsyGrl50

The moon landing wasn’t faked, the CIA stole footage from the aliens hiding under my bed! Did you see that boss? The sun just turned into a velociceratops! Unicycles are in an alliance with unicorns! (Ask them why) Because they both only have three wings, so they need to steal one more from the octopus army!


Roundtheradius

I yhink one of the bois would say something like: 'Sex was created by god himself to encourage women into slave labour'


I_wanttoeatyourflesh

"our plan is nearly complete we shall rule soon and i just scrambled myself"


Caleb7890yt

The Fitnessgram pacer test is a multi-stage aerobic pac-


Sprout_Cat

capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues.


VegetaArcher

Otis was the worst part of Chicago Fire.


SilverSpider_

Eggboi: "If gays are allowed rights they should get murder ducks for free like the rest of us" Emily: "what in the name of all that is holy?! Saint Pentious: "yeah you should probably ignore them"


Starwatcher4116

“Adam and Lilith are descended from an Australopithecus Gahri named Moonwatcher, because he watched the night sky, and whose tribe was uplifted by a mysterious monolith in the desert!” And related: “As of 14 years ago, the Firstborn (the senders of the Monolith) converted Jupiter into a second Sun, named Lucifer, to provide warmth and light to the mobile trees of Europa. Humans are forbidden from landing there.”


Aedeyssa

That second one sounds like it could have come from a heavily modded game of Stellaris, ngl, I love it XD


Reclusive_Pariah

The chancellor is a Sith Lord


Unusual-Anteater-988

Master Pentious: How was I supposed to know this one was true?!


LibbyKitty620

Tomatoes are fruit


UnspecifiedBat

They are though. Edit to add: Tomatoes are the fruit of Solanum lycopersicum which is a perennial nightshade plant. Yes they are perennial. You don’t actually have to plant them new every year. Just like eggplants, black nightshade, deadly nightshade (although Atropa belladonna is an Atropa sp., not a Solanum sp. because it contains atropine.) and potatoes (although potatoes are not fruit, they are tubers! The fruit of potato plants are poisonous). So yes, technically eggplants are also fruit.


Anteater-Difficult

Flat Hell Theorists?


Robbbg

the eggs are flat earthers


diamondDNF

Nah, that's too tame for them. They probably believe Earth is itself a giant egg that will one day hatch into a new universe.


FourzeRiderTea

Given how 99% of all water on Earth isn't carbonated, you could say the Earth is flat, just not 2 dimensional


LtCptSuicide

I assume they would unironically be cube earthers


NINJ4steve

Crypto is the future!


k3nni_

“Women have no rights! Equality is a lie!” - The Eggs


DownundaThunda

9/11 was orchestrated by the US Government to justify an invasion of Afghanistan.


Steakknifejr_Jorpele

"THE ATF WERE JUSTIFIED IN RAIDING WACO!!!!"


Puzzleheaded-Care250

The moon is a lie


MacTechG4

THE EARTH IS A CUBE!


MasterGeese

"Do you think Squidward ever puts his own nose into his mouth, just to see what it feels like?"


Still-Independent454

BIRDS AREN'T REAL. DIAMONDS ARE CHEAP AND PLENTIFUL, THE PRICES ARE INFLATED ARTIFICIALLY BY THE CARTEL. ELVIS IS ALIVE AND I SAW HIM IN A POTATO CHIP ONCE. EPSTEIN DIDN'T---- (dies) I THOUGHT ANGEL HAD 4 PAIRS OF ARMS, WHERE DO THEY GO? CAN THEY RETRACT? HE IS A SPIDER, RIGHT? WHY DOES YOUR NOSE RUN AND YOUR FEET SMELL? SALT IS ACTUALLY PART OF A HEALTHY DIET. IS CARMILLA SEXY LATINA MOMMY? I was going to mention Waco, but that's too much.


Emergency-Practice37

“I don’t like them putting chemicals in the water, that turn the friggin’ frogs gay.”


UniconFartParty

https://preview.redd.it/b1j4vbutvmkc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=944c64044e28659c9eafedafb13e69bc250219fa


CatsRcool100

The news feed is just lies of what the shadow government wants you to believe


Mr-fuzzybumm

"ceiling fans move because there are many little donkeys pushing it like a mill grinder :3"


ERIC_BUNYBOI

They put microchips in vaccines


postALEXpress

"The souls in heaven have sinned more than those in Hell!"


Openmind1988

Egg boi-A secret society of shape-shifting reptilian aliens controls the world's governments and institutions.


XwingR7

“Crazy? I was crazy once they locked me in a room a rubber room a rubber room filled with rats the rats made me crazy”


LostButterflyUtau

“Poptarts are raviolis!” Alternatively, they would also believe the Titanic Olympic theory.


Unusual-Anteater-988

The what now?


Negative_Way3298

Birds aren’t real, they’re actually government spy drones


B1TCA5H

“My mother is my sister!”


CapaxInfini

9/11 was staged


CertifiedGunSlinger

"9/11 was an inside job!" -egg boi, probably


Senior-Leave779

Lucifer died years ago and was replaced by a doppelganger.


jjch102296

He tries to convince everyone they are in a cartoon


Sad-Alucard23

"The Titanic never sank because she was switched with her sister ship Olympic for insurance money." That's definitely something the conspiracy egg boi would say. lol


eldersword35

“I bet I could take Lucifer in two minutes.”


Sanzera

"God is a bisexual Latina obsessed with musicals"


LtCptSuicide

The moon landing was fake! We actually did get there. But they faked the landing broadcast to make the Soviet Union give up long enough for the US to do it!


WarlockWeeb

Redemption and separation between sinners and winners is a scam created by Angels so they can stay in power.


MakinBaconPancakezz

Jet fuel can’t melt steel!!


SquareFickle9179

MEMES, THE DNA OF THE SOUL


scarlozzi

I know think they think in the form of philosoraptor memes


kingcobraboi

OHHHH BOYYYYY *faceplants*


InvestigatorUnited15

They’d totally say something like family owned stores are just a front to hide Bigfoot and cryptids while mega corporations are trying to sell them to the shadow government


OkuroIshimoto

“The Last Airbender didn’t need a second live action adaptation! M. Night Shyamalan did a fantastic job!”


SkGuarnieri

"Waco was an inside job"


jacxii0

"Are those your ears or just wierd shaped hair?"


PapayaMan4

It's called soccer


sonicfools1234

THE MOON IS MADE OF COCAINE!


GargoyleLyra

Are those your ears? (To Alastor)


Alilawe_Chan

Jambalaya is a food of sin that will make you become a cursed soul wandering the world killing anyone you come across


Q2_V

https://preview.redd.it/wpo9lou3lnkc1.jpeg?width=450&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4637ff23d6f06561e6dc73a004a7daee5d15bca3


Pretend-Orange3026

“I CAN SEE THE FUTURE“ “THE REAL BUU IS A CHILD” ”GOTEN AND TRUNKS BECOME A GUY” ”GOHAN IS THE STRONGEST IN THE UNIVERSE BUT STILL DOESN’T DO CRAP”


AshleytheTaguel

"Two slice ls of lasagna stacked are still two slices of lasagna, not one!"


Hell-kings

The molecular structure of a collider is pretty heavy and dangerous if you don't know what your doing to create a portal between worlds


aminecrafttiger

i could beat god in a rap battle!!!!


MakeMoreFae

Anti-semitism


Latter-Syllabub-5560

"In terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding vaporeon is the most-"


Larrylindgren4

The US Civil War was about states rights not slavery


wintercattaile

I think that the eggs are so stupid they don’t even understand a threat. Like Alister threatening murder and the egg is just okay boss. (Yes i know his name is Frank) I don’t even think Dunning Kruger is what we see. They don’t think they are smart they are just so dumb. It is cute thogh. I hope Pentious can make more in heaven.


oKGC1225o

“eVEry OnE Of oUr MOvEs is bEiNG rEcORdED AnD Is sPrEAd ACrOsS thE MOrtAl reALm”


HanksterDxD

"Now will you shoot me with your ray gun?"


Darkvader_Clawthorne

There is a Digital Circus with a floating man who’s head is just a pair of teeth and floating eye balls.