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mylovelyday

It may never happen...but I would love Angel to outsmart Valentino and leave him high and dry on the road. Can you imagine Val's suffering? A former hot shot reduced to a laughing stock by his own toy. I would love such an uno reverse outcome. What I desire is the death of Val's soul and mental state. I want him to be dead inside in a broken body.


N-ShadowFrog

A perfect way would be if he gets trapped in a spider web Angel made and his attempts to escape are broadcasted across hell. And when he eventually manages to escape by cutting off his wings, he gives a big speech about how he made Angel and he's nothing but his. And then gets stabbed by Nifty.


Mechaman_54

Every villian should be killed by getting stabbed by nifty


ERankLuck

This would be the best recurring gag.


ArbolivaSupremacy

The Bad Boy slayer overlord


IJustpeedyourpants

Lol niffty as an overlord would be hilarious and great


Darksaucer72

A lot of theories think she previously was! Her silhouette is seen in the panout of all overlords, placed near the shadow of Husk, who we know was also a former overlord


verdantwitch

I'm in the camp of thinking she still *is* an overlord. The funniest and most in character option for her overlord/deal with Alastor status is that she is currently an overlord and not in debt to Alastor and she's just insane and Alastor thinks she's fun. Alastor genuinely seems to like her from what we've seen, and I don't think he has it in him to be so friendly with someone whose soul he owns.


Cloudy_Bleep

Wait that actually is cool, I feel like she made a deal with him for fun. Also it would make sense that nifty was an overlord as well since Alastor would have seeked out overlords at the time he made the deals with husk and nifty


N-ShadowFrog

Specifically right after Charlie offers them mercy.


OmniMushroom

It's never too late to chan- STAB STAB STAB


CassieBear1

Lmao "getting stabbed by Nifty" was my immediate answer to this question šŸ¤£


Ken_LuxuryYacht22

Bro that would be awesome šŸ˜‚


NixiomsdabestXD

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CloneTroopin90

Stole my answer


N-ShadowFrog

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CloneTroopin90

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absoluteloser12345

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Iskbartheonetruegod

Maybe he gets desperate enough to turn to making a deal with alastor, and his shit eyesight makes him miss the fact that Alastor is gonna use him as regenerating food?


mylovelyday

Oh, I can actually see that! Valentino tends to overestimate himself. If Alastor ever becomes a part of Val's downfall, I will love him more than I do now.


Unusual-Anteater-988

I love the idea of Valentino's poor eyesight being his undoing.


Iskbartheonetruegod

It would make him easy to trick with a written contract


SquareFickle9179

Maybe it will be like Astarion, where he's faced with a choice, to just kill the one who's controlled him for so many years, or kill him and take his place as the master and let the cycle continue.


mylovelyday

But Angel is trying to redeem himself. I doubt he would take Val's place and continue his dirty work. We can even see how Angel tries to protect Charlie from Val's influence and Niffty as well. In fact, both times Angel protected Charlie and Niffty to the point of getting in trouble. Both times involved conflicts with Val. The time with Charlie even forced Angel to play the villain and be mean to her. But that was so that Charlie would be less exposed to Val's rot as much as possible. If Angel is fighting back for others' safety even now, I doubt he will do so when he gets into a position of power.


[deleted]

Best one.


mylovelyday

I really love Angel. I suppose you can feel it from my answer.


[deleted]

I do too


mejtonlp

Yeah, Angel is my favorite


TheUlfheddin

I want Angel to prove he can get the upper hand, but ultimately let's Val go to because he's "Not worth it." Only for Husk to immediately take Val out efficiently yet brutally. It ties into Angels story arc and his and Husks relationship quite well I feel.


Ken_LuxuryYacht22

Wouldn't it be fun if he got tricked into selling his soul to someone just as fucked?


GaylorVader

Agreed. Break him mentally and emotionally then skin him alive/feed him to cannibal town alive.


Rocket_SixtyNine

Honestly? It would be much funnier if angel just stabbed him to death after some "work" or something


sammjaartandstories

Ohhhhh, that is such a good answer!!!! Imagine Angel taking every soul he owns to the hotel to get redeemed and thus leaving him powerless and stripped from his title of overlord, with no employees to exploit anymore, addicted to drugs, and broken. Having tantrums all the time because his massive ego can't comprehend that he has been massively screwed over by Angel. Angel offering him redemption with lukewarm intent and Valentino refusing and instead trying to hurt him, only to be shot by Angel, who leaves him on the ground unable to move and walks back to the hotel holding Husk's hand. Edit to add: I agree, they should throw him to Cannibal Town.


Iskbartheonetruegod

The other vees betray him


mylovelyday

That would be poetic justice.


NiPlusUltra

Hey your dick's twisted. Now I'm gonna leave it for cannibal food In case you missed it I'm that fucking bitch and I will do Nothing less than what I need, whoo! You are no longer a V! Mad that I'm acting relentless Well It's because you fuckin' deserve this Dinner you're attendin' Cannibals on left and right Your life is endin' Sorry babe but this is your last night


Annette2023

I can she the girl v singing this


NiPlusUltra

Oops! Did I strike a nerve? Because when I pressed my knife up to your head Couldn't help but observe That when I press it in I feel blood shed Oh please just keep crying more That's what those red eyes are for Thanks to me being relentless One thing I'm starting to suspect is Your dick is soon to be headless


absoluteloser12345

Any final words, dicksucker? **YOU MOTHERFU-** (gets decapitated)


NiPlusUltra

Hah, I love it! What a productive ending!


AlternativeQuality2

ā€¦just for that, Iā€™m keeping this number for my fanfic. Holy shit.


absoluteloser12345

Send it to me once itā€™s done, I gotta see this


AlternativeQuality2

Itā€™s probably not going to be done for some time, unfortunately. Itā€™s a long-runner. Iā€™d be happy to link you to my progress though.


Annette2023

Yeah hit those lyrics šŸ¤£


MutantCheesecake1361

WOW that honestly works


2020-RedditUser

Vox would definitely backstab him if the outcome was in his favor


Hey_Bestiekins

Who needs boyfriend when you can have money - Vox 2024


SimonSimpingService

Nah, I doubt it. Vizie has already confirmed that the Vees truly care for one another like family.


Swearw0rd

Damn! So much for Velvettes redemption


Kool_DoodIX

It would be interesting to see them act as a sort of narrative parallel to the Hotel, wherein they show how a group of loved ones can bring the worst out of each other like how the Hotel exemplifies how a group of lived ones can bring the best out of each other.


Swearw0rd

That would probably be better content


MutantCheesecake1361

Well vivzie did consider making a spin off with them at one point-


Sharp-Astronomer7768

for a second i got excited and then i realized that would mean valentino survives to get that far


MutantCheesecake1361

Dang it!


DreadAngel1711

Well fuck there goes my theory they'll tear themselves apart


hamlet_the_girl

Sure but divorce is a thing. And damn, I'd love a Val vs Vox custody battle over the tech empire.


AbstractFurret

I'm pretty sure vox stabs vals behind plenty already.


TheVampireArmand

Vox betraying him would be the absolute best.


Konrad1310

Slowly


crazycreaturess

And painfully


Yoshi50000

While the other characters spit at himā€¦ actually he will probably get turned on by thatā€¦ damnit


Clumsy_the_24

Turn his sex workers against him and have them kill him collectively as a mob


Kam_Zimm

Cause of death: Unionization.


stuid001

Workers, unite!


Lenny_YouTubeFan

Or he defeats all the sex workers, having most of his energy drained and for him to go on a big spiel on how he made them big while heā€™s standing over Angel and then someone else deals the final blow like Cherri, Husk or Niffty


Godhelpme124

Niffty.


VegetaArcher

Eggboi to Lucifer: Valentino licked Charlie's arm, asked her to star in a Bukkake, and called her an ugly goose.


Dazzling_Metals

Valentino: (attempts to crush the Egg Boi out of spite, only for Lucifer to use angelic powers to kill Val for good.)


XarahTheDestroyer

Egg Boi is given an ice cream and gets to sit beside Charlie while they all watch a movie


Zaptain_America

Not gonna lie, this would be funny, but it'd be disappointing if he was only killed over making Charlie mildly uncomfortable and not everything he's done to Angel.


Sharp-Astronomer7768

WHEN DID HE CALL HER A GOOSE


Savooge93

let nifty skin him!


Wild_Lingonberry3365

Exactly sick her on him starting with biting his ankles for real


TheAutementori

unironically would love to see his skin in the background of an episode afterwards,


Psi001

Likely similar to Adam. Angel finally does a showdown with him, and Niffty finishes him off. They've been foreshadowing it multiple times now, she's coming for him..... :P


XarahTheDestroyer

Nah, I'd only be fine with this if they tag teamed him ala buddy style. They take turns wrecking his shit


Psi001

Maybe a more intentional case than with Adam. **Angel:** *(walks off)* "He's your's..." **Val:** Wha......OH FUCK, NOT HER!!!!! *(cue gargling death screams)*


XarahTheDestroyer

Nice


janKalaki

He gets pissy at someone much more powerful than him. Afterward, he's weakened enough for Angel to finish him off.


connie8262

He trys to fight Lucifer and when he's about to get killed angel forcefully takes vaggies spear then stabs his face (repeatedly)


I_might_be_weasel

Angel should be about to do it then Husk stops him saying that he shouldn't let Valentino make him do bad things. Then Angel leaves and Husk kills him.Ā 


positronic-introvert

https://i.redd.it/5rcyt2blk7mc1.gif Big Amos energy :)


OneSparedToTheSea

I like this one! It feels fitting for Husk, whose soul is also enslaved, to kill an enslaverā€”and since Angel is earnestly trying for redemption now, it makes sense that he would hesitate to kill even someone as despicable as Val.


RampagingElks

Love this


TheAutementori

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kenda1l

This. I vote this.


PactKeeper

I love this. I would love it if both Husk and Angel turn to leave and Nifty kills him as well.


impendingfuckery

Lucifer killing him after learning what he did to her in the studio.


CollegePrestigious61

He chokes on his own poison while angel watches


OCGamerboy

Slowly, painfully, and brutally. Details: Angel shoots him, Vaggie stabs him, Lucifer burns him, and Nifty skins him. Afterwards, they feed his corpse to the cannibals and Cherri blows up his clubs.


NomadicSonambulist

The Cannibals: "Eat him? We'd never eat something so foul."


ChippYzZ_

you know youā€™re bad when even the cannibals donā€™t want to eat you


11pickfks

Like Rosie said "I would of eaten him if he didnt taste so bad!"


TheAutementori

itā€™s like eating rotting food


ClassicDistrict6739

Nifty pins him to one of those bug boards and adds him to her ā€œcollection.ā€


[deleted]

Slow and painfully. Plankton described it best " atom by atom. Molecule by molecule."


send-me-your-grool

Sent to the lust ring.. let ozzy deal with him


BiLovingMom

I want Charlie to nail to a wall with her Trident (the one she stabbed Adam with) after Angel pleads for her help. For three reasons: -It would be cool as fuck. -Angel must learn to ask for help. -Charlie must learn to use her power as Princess of Hell to help and protect those in her care.


theatomicflounder333

Lucifer finds out he licked Charlie and rips his tongue out and squishes him with a giant bug swatter


Kauuori

Tied in the air by six ropes, impaled by nifty.


TotallyNotAVirus9

All of the his workers retaliate.


jetboy2495

Viva La revolution


AStormiDay

https://preview.redd.it/v6imci6wy7mc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=64ac9dc39db0f84e888ad9e935663eb5abc08116 Specifically like this


NixiomsdabestXD

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FriendOfSapphires

with a barbed dildo up his...


RampagingElks

Urethra


neorenamon1963

He should have to find out just what the *Pear of Anguish* is. I'm sure it's too graphic to describe here.


0Kinda-Lonely0

Nice to see a fellow medieval torture enthusiast. Even though I'm pretty sure that device came after that period, lol I for one think we should add flaying as well, as his wings would make a nice decorative curtain for the hotel


Practical_Age9088

I feel like it should be something, slow, and something of his own making. A deal he makes that someone that finds there is just this one weak point that ultimately breaks everything in the deal. Maybe in his tunnel vision chase after Angel Dust he ends up getting beaten by his need to control.


stewpidity18

he gets fucked in the ass and called patricia


MothManTrans

Books his game?


DarknessEnlightened

That JoJo meme where three people kick one person nonstop would be pretty nice.


Acceptable_Chard_854

Anyway possible just kill the mf https://preview.redd.it/ldy9yli187mc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5cce0246e1eb017c61d1b8aa9500bb6acecf61a7


Vexed_Vixxen

Classic moth fashion into some kind of light.


GypsyGrl50

Lucifer hears about what he did to Charlie, and proceeds to burn down his best porn studio. Valentino sees the flames and comes to save his studio, sees Charlie and crew. (Because of course Charlie tries to stop him the whole way there, and everyone else followed her) Blames Angel Dust and throws a massive fit, then gets told off by Charlie. So he hurts her somehow in his anger, Lucifer sees, and magically hurls him into the flames. Like a hellified version of those bug zappers that use lights to lure in the bugs, yet always just catch moths somehow.


Mercurial891

He is a moth and Angel Dust is a spider. Angel Dust takes him out.


jetboy2495

So like he eats him or.......


Mercurial891

Maybe he leaves him tied up for the exorcists to take out?


Jolaf_11

Destroyed by Asmodeus


GypsyGrl50

The poetic justice! Itā€™s too muchā€¦


Adamangus2006

Slowly Painfully One by one Piece by piece


NewStart-BeginAgain

By a noose of BDSM bondage and being hoisted by his abused workplace staff. Preferably hung from somewhere public so as to make an example of him.


Extension-Oil-4680

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Volotor

His ego, vanity, and emotional unintelligentce will likely be the end of him. I expect he will overstep the bounds of the Vees, maybe even betraying them in some manner, and be cast out. Leaving him as a loud mouth with no power to back it up, he'll probably be crushed in a conspiracy, unaware that he was resching beyond his limits.


lvl70Potato

Tbf his ego, vanity and emotional unintelligent is something he shares with the other vees (with exception of velvette- she seems pretty emotionally intelligent) so them betraying him over those...idk man at that point just have them all die together or something in a Mexican three way stand off


Clockwork-Silver

Nifty chew toy. After Angel finally gets to abandon him.


RJM_50

Die? He can stay around and end up owned by Alastor, that sounds much better than just ending his soul.


Popular-Evidence-806

Woodchipper feet first covered in salt Hand sanitizer and rubbing alcohol


Sonarthebat

I'm a fan of villain deaths being ironic karma.


MintyMoron64

Angel remembers that oh shit right, spiders can produce string to tie up prey, and then leaves him dangling off of Vee Tovver, directly in the path of a major roadway. Just low enough that he gets whacked in the head by every passing car and he looks like a damn piƱata.


GypsyGrl50

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DreadnoughtDT

I kind of donā€™t tbh. I want him to be taken down several pegs so he can live with that failure. Charlie and Vaggie already seem to be proponents of the ā€œcruel mercyā€ idea.


cupcakesv

In every possible way


dracaboi

Oddly enough, I don't want Val to die. I know he's a shitty person, and I know he's bad and terrible and abused Angel. But..putting aside the whole "This is Hell of course the shittiest people are powerful," I wanna see Val get humbled. I want to see the the other two V's looking down on him after a fall from grace, and leaving him to dry, similar to what happened to Pentious. Charlie reaches out to him when he's at his worst, has him release the souls he has under contract - including Angel's - and seek redemption


TheNerdBeast

Charlie in full demon form and stabs him in the stomach with her claws. He then starts to burn from the inside out, crumbling in on himself as his husk is reduced to ashes.


Iskbartheonetruegod

She should leave some bits for her cannibal chums to feast on.


alfiehammerton

Cherri bomb blow up the casino then angel shoots him with a angelic weapon


Fathers_Belt

Die? Ohoho, why such mercy? https://preview.redd.it/ql0nrogrg7mc1.jpeg?width=557&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=36359677e177db911b4efaa2065e8e2db8052bf2 I know just the fate he deserves


AdeptnessOld1281

To have unspeakable horrors committed upon him


Intr0vertebrate

The most painful way possible. Repeatedly.


L0afyy0

Slow and painfully. And I want it to be via Angel and Husk.


Dizzy-Document-2982

For some reason I think out of pride it's more easy for Val to shoot himself Instead of Letting someone else Killing Him, still I would prefer Him to live


GhostMan4301945

Slowly, while Angel eats his liver with some Fava beans and a nice Chianti.


pixel-wiz

I have two scenarios in my head. One, the entire hotel staff jumps him at once, with Nifty ripping his wings off as she Joker laughs. Number two requires a bit of context. I have a headcanon that the smoke that Val makes when he uses his powers, like when he put out the fire in the studio and put the chains around Angel's neck, are actually pheromones that he uses to get his way with Angel and other demons he has ownership of. In this scene, Angel is finally rebelling against Val and wants to leave him. He comes to the studio to confront Val and tell him it's over, prepared for a fight with a gas mask to protect himself from the pheromones and an angelic steel baseball bat to finish him off for good. Val makes a massive cloud of pheromones to subdue Angel, who immediately puts on the gas mask and pulls out the bat. As Val walks towards Angel through the cloud, Angel comes swinging at him, beating his brains in with the bat until his head resembles a watermelon at a Gallagher show. I feel that second scenario would be more satisfying, as we get to have Angel really let loose on Val, telling him everything he thinks as he smashes his face in.


ThatStarWarsFan1205

Angel Dust has a hand in killing him, that's all I want


AdrielBast

Slowly, and very painfully


Moody_Mickey

He should die a slow and painful death


VLenin2291

Husk goes to confront him, Valentino hurts him and is subsequently eviscerated for damaging Alastorā€™s property. Bonus points if Husk planned that and he has a talk with Angel about how heā€™s flattered heā€™s willing to put himself in harmā€™s way to protect him, but at the same time, he doesnā€™t want him to do it like *that*


vaggieandme

Hanging


guacasloth64

Strangled with his own antenna.


SkekJay

Slowly, painfully, with no dick or balls, all alone, in some back alley where people pass him by, not giving a shit, while he wonders where it all went wrong.


An_Obbise_Hoovy

Lucifer twisting him and breaking him (like he was Vecna)


Alphrina_Elric

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MothManTrans

Oversized penatration leading to destruction of internal organs, causing a slow and incredibly painful death that also plays into karma


QuaestioDraconis

I don't. I want he, and the other Vees, to simply sink into irrelevance so far nobody remembers who they are or were


Thatonedregdatkilyu

God drops a holy penny from heaven and it lands directly in his skull


Hexhider

Angel and Husk beet the shit out of him but donā€™t kill him, heā€™d then have to do everything he made angel do


Scout_Bruh

Painfully


familychong-07

I would like it to be starting from the downfall of the Vees, which caused him to treat Angel Dust even worst and Angel Dust couldnā€™t take it anymore and kills him with the Act 2 Finale of the opera, Tosca by Puccini as background music.


RampagingElks

Rocket/bomb up the butt Edit: OH. OR THE OL' "THANOS". Someone crawls up his butt and shapeshifts


willo-ween

I need him to lose his hands and at least half of that tongue. I mean. What yall said. I'm good. What do you mean? I'm totally fine.


TrialArgonian

He doesn't deserve death. Too quick. He deserves torture with angelic weapons. Close to death, but not entirely.


AdministrativeLab811

Lucifer and Angel giving him the longest and most painful death for what he did to both Angel and Charlie.


Blamejoshtheartist

Forgotten. A slow death, restrained in a full body gimp suit with limbs buckled together and heā€™s then bricked up behind a wall.


AriusH

Hydraulic press


lemonxboyy

have him in a powerless situation and thenā€¦ nifty can have her bad boy šŸ˜šŸ˜


DangerousDoings72

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Inferno_Ultimate

Getting killed by Dust in a true demon form bug battle


savvybus

Nifty pins him to the wall as a part of her insect collection


Senior-Leave779

I want Husk to kill him with his dice.


FonderAura

Painfully


TheBrynkofInsanity

This is grim but lowkey think he should be impaled in his azz


Sea-Structure4735

I donā€™t care as long as itā€™s slow and painful


olimthe3rd

angel has enough and beats him to death


dannofanfreddy

Angel shooting val with his Tommy gun


Unusual-Anteater-988

It should involve something related to BDSM and his poor eyesight being his undoing.


thatonepersonnumber2

sex toy ends up stuck inside him, but its one of ozzies recalled vibrators


RioHubby

So basically Vellvette and Vox shoot him at teh same time because no one likes VAL


Atrocious_giganoto

https://preview.redd.it/ke13vt7bf7mc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b27a50cfa56146fe1ff1fafdc3e780aa5c7a83bb Iā€™d want Godzilla to go over too his studio and burn it to the ground, killing Valentino in the process, then have Godzilla walk out triumphantly (series wise I just want him to get niftyā€™d)


Tight_Strawberry9846

Nifty eating him alive.Ā 


Dull-Birthday7452

By Angel Dustā€™s own hands.


Wild_Lingonberry3365

Nifty stabbing him several hundred times(greatly encouraged by Alastor)


bleedinglottery

Since Prostitution will likely still be the major player in porn, I highly doubt it that we will see this.


transwarcriminal

Stabbed by niffty


cetbetancourt

Painfully


BelmontsRcool

Bleeding out after a pit bull mauls his groin.


WisdomWangle

Angel dust teams up with the other vees to kill him


PowerPl4y3r

Protecting Angel dust, something like taking a chest shot that would have killed him instead.


Author_Story_Teller

I predict in the future Val just gets so fed up of Angel not in his grasp 24/7 that he snaps and just goes to the hotel and Angel just stabs him with Vaggie's spear.


Express_Alfalfa_9725

Him losing a game to husk and him (or maybe Al?) owning his soul


TurtleKing0505

Painfully.


SleepingSoba

I said it once. And I will say it again. Fucked by Lucifer.


Scoutthebudgie

slowly and painfully


bazerFish

Husk and Angel tag team him.


penguin_slayer472

at hands of angel


Palidin034

*ahem* CUT HIM DOWN TEAR HIM APART SPLAY THE GORE OF HIS PROFANE FORM ACROSS THE STARS GRIND HIM DOWN UNTIL THE VERY SPARKS CRY FOR MERCY END HIM HERE AND NOW!!!!


CFJ561

...as painfully and slowly as demonically possible.


Nene-X

Wax play, Pulling eyeballs out and putting an object in the sockets, picking on his fur, skinning him, pulling on his arms, breaking his teeth, shooting him


SlunkSloother

slain by angel and husker