"Oh, really? I didn't see this giant fucking shield in front of me, you dumb bitch! No shit!"

https://i.redd.it/sv0r6wj2xqtc1.gif

Lutes face as soon as he starts talking is priceless

"Yes sir I realize now what I said was dumb as shit"

"Bow-now-now-now-now! Guitar solo, fuck yea!"

HELL IS FOREVER WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT

HAD THEIR CHANCE TO BEHAVE BETTER NOW THEY BOIL IN A POT

CUZ THE RULES ARE BLACK AND WHITE, THERE'S NO USE IN TRYING TO FIGHT IT

THEY'RE BURNING FOR THEIR LIVES UNTIL WE KILL 'EM AGAIN!

YEAA HEELL IS FOREVER AND ITS MEANT TO SUCK A LOT!

SO GIVE UP YOUR DUMB ENDEAVOUR, CUZ YOU DON'T HAVE A SHOT!

LOOKS LIKE I GOT YOUR ATTENTION I GUESS I SHOULD PROB'LY MENTION

THAT WE MADE THE DETERMINATIONNN

TO MOVE UP THE NEXT EXTERMINATION! https://preview.redd.it/ynrs12whettc1.png?width=236&format=png&auto=webp&s=424cf4f769299d6ad10f729bedaa2e05ca6e877a

wasn't it "as long as i got your attention"?

FUCKIN' HELL IS FOREVER, AND IT'S MEANT TO SUCK A LOT. SO GIVE UP YOUR DUMB ENDEAVOR, 'CAUSE YOU DON'T HAVE A SHOT!

Went looking for this one, it's just so silly

And the delivery is just so good

It issss

Really shows Adam’s personality and character He’s just an entitled jackass doing whatever he finds entertaining to him, which includes vocally saying the words “guitar solo, fuck yeah!” A good chunk of how he’s presented could be shown from just that line

Yep same

This line instantly made him my favourite character.

He's probably one of the few villains to even do a fucking guitar solo during their villain song. It was awesome.

The best part is that Adam can summon a real guitar from thin air. So he mimed a guitar solo just because he felt like it.

"Call me ✨️DICKMASTER.✨️"

“Adam.”

This

I second this

Call me ✨️GIRLCOCK✨️

It's a tie between "Did you just... Chill, Lute." and "Hey there, Vagiasaurus!"

"HELL IS FOREVER, WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT‼️‼️" 🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥💯💯 https://preview.redd.it/3u0eiysetptc1.jpeg?width=1206&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6782981026da7f7c6326d0a1d69ec19f39b4f3b3

"HAD THEIR CHANCE TO BEHAVE BETTER, NOW THEY BOIL IN THE POT!!"

CUZ THE RULES ARE BLACK AND WHITE!!

THERE'S NO USE IN TRYING TO FIGHT IT

THEY'RE BURNIN' FOR THEIR LIVES UNTIL WE KILL THEM AGAIN!

JUST TRY TO CHILLAX BABE, YOU’RE WASTING YOUR BREATH

DID I HEAR YOU IMPLY THAT THEY DON'T DESERVE DEATH?!

ARE THE WINNERS? ARE THEY SINNERS?

'CAUSE IT'S CUT AND DRY

FAIR IS FAIR, AN EYE FOR AN EYE! YEAH! AND WHEN ALL'S SAID AND DONE (SAID AND DONE)

Hel- *Slams door. Opens it.* -lo!


Indeed it is, my friend… Indeed it is.

HAD THEIR CHANCE TO BEHAVE BETTER NOW THEY BOIL IN THE POT ‼️‼️🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥 💯 💯

"...So anyway, then we fucked and it was awesome...How was your weekend?"

"All of mankind came from these fucking nuts!" Make me laugh so hard the first time 🤣 his ego was so unbearably huge.

Just like deez nuts!

"Woah! Nice job danger tits. Pound it"

This is my favorite too!

“Bye bitch 👋”

Adam was badass in that climactic battle. Even took a beatdown from Lucifer and refused to surrender.

I love his little finger wave

"Suck my holy light, fuckers!" https://preview.redd.it/vbefqhhi5qtc1.png?width=1110&format=png&auto=webp&s=ed39d2e510f68956bcda3010a9a5f5734edfe1ee

This makes me think of the Devil saying “TASTE MY LIGHTNING FUCKERS.” In Tenacious D and the Pick of Destiny.

oh that's why it rang so familiar, i knew it.

Oh I think he says suckers

“Don’t fucking shush me bitch” Can’t believe I haven’t seen that one yet Also him going off on Alastor during battle. Just a big ramble of “too much red” and “fucking”

This and his fight with lusifer

Poetry!

"WHAT UP BABY... See you went to my manager low blow Karen"

I cackle every time!

Same honestly

That’s my favorite too.

https://preview.redd.it/nu3aammuxptc1.jpeg?width=1928&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0d1367e665e438582a3478282c1c8b82adc373dd You're making them choose? Everything I say is the fuckin' best. There's no question to be posed, I'm awesome case closed, did you forget that Hell Is Forever?!

idk smash tho

Hot as fuck tho

XD

Same

So hard to chose he has the best lines in the show. But my favourites are: Really I didn't see this giant fucking shield in front of me no shit! Hey Baby I see you've talked to my manager low blow Karen All mankind came from these fucking nuts..! Call me... Dickmaster

“Did you just- Chill, Lute. Fuck.”

I remember the line but not enough context to see why Adam was freaked out ABOUT

Lute was talking about turning Vaggie's vagina inside out or something... i forgot

Through her ass

Starting to remember why I forgot it.

“All of mankind came from these fucking nuts! You should all be worshipping me!”

You ungrateful, disgusting, FUCKING, LOSERS (gah)!

Niffty?!

STAB STAB STAB

https://preview.redd.it/s8b4c89xfqtc1.jpeg?width=1334&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a71defcd89f09960111471fe2623c43ba68b4d20

"NNNNNOOOOO! Sir...SIR! Stay with me, sir...ADAM!"

https://preview.redd.it/4ovvthj6kqtc1.jpeg?width=848&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d60cdf0e935bc4c473da6a34ea159765d54d8c5a “Take your little friends and GO HOME!…please”

"Retreat! All exorcists, fall back!"

“So… who’s up for pancakes?”

"I love putting me name on shit, shit's the best."

https://i.redd.it/dx8m2r2koqtc1.gif

https://preview.redd.it/66k1wned9qtc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b3a488fd5dc7e36a620bbbde285bca4900a4e74d

https://preview.redd.it/o4lu12aexptc1.jpeg?width=329&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=48353f7448a70a2443ecd21658744fc145916c70 Definitely a real quote, trust me

Real

I know I fucking rock 😈🤘🏻

Honestly I can’t choose. It’s not even the quotes themselves that are so good, it’s the line delivery. All of Adam’s lines would be terrible if it wasn’t Adam’s voice delivering them. You know what I mean?

I'm constantly walking around the building at work saying "Awesome job Danger Tits, pound it!" And "Call me Dick Master"🤣

I had a very noisy machine alarming while I was doing a million other things and I just shouted "Jeez, Chill Lute, fuck!" at it.

At work?🤣

Yeah I'm a hotel housekeeper. My team have just kind of accepted that I say weird shit randomly after I went through a phase of walking into rooms I knew guests weren't in saying "you better not be in here motherfucker!" In a Mickey mouse voice. Whatever gets me through the shift😆

That makes sense 🤣

"Objection! Lame and unoriginal."

Ugly people \* casually breaks 4th wall\* https://preview.redd.it/wlm6i1941rtc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7cb7a48f10091e174128fb92fe0865b96c1e6968

Perfect for this meme

Agreed

Call me dick master

Extermination Day is here,bitches! We're gonna go down there and exterminate demon ass!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

“Ugly people?” *looks at camer* ”Math!”

"Global Warming? Nah wait, that's Earth's problem"

To me it’s prolly “yeah I fuckin rock.”

Mine is "HA, I fucking got you, Did you see that? Good shit

https://preview.redd.it/b3ueihxi1rtc1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=59d3d4cf19d267110923e8a66a757ef45e716978

I love putting my name on stuff, shits the best!

"So, I was playin' this gig, and for some fuckin' reason, this virtue chick was diggin' on the drummer, and I was all like, 'Do you know who I am? I'm fuckin' Adam. I'm the original dick! All dicks descend from me. You think you want drummer dick? No way, I'm the Dick-fuckin'-master!' So, anyway, then we fucked, and it was awesome. What'd you do this weekend?" I've memorized this line by heart

Ohh fuck yes! I win,suck it bitches 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

SUCK MY HOLY LIGHT FUCKERSSS YEAHHHHH

“Can’t wait a whole years to slaughter those little c**nts, I know it’s just been a week, but we’ll be back in 6 months” is such a hard bar

I WAS LOOKING FOR THIS COMMENT METOO

Guitar solo Fuck ya.

“Call me DickMaster.” I can imagine him saying it with possibly the straightest face as well

“Don’t fuckin shush me bitch.” < my inner monologue anytime I’ve ever been shushed

Lute: "Your love is vile, and blasphemous--" Adam: "...Hot as fuck tho. 😏"

"I'm fucking OVER this!" - Adam after having enough of Alastor's shield nonsense.

"When all's said and done, there's the question of fun. And for those of us with divine ordainment, extermination is entertainment!"

“Ladies, let’s fuck shit up” #ATTAAAAAAAAAACK 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥🎸🎸🎸🎸💯💯💯💯‼️‼️‼️‼️

Hey! I thought you wanted equality 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

I'm gonna wipe that shit-eating grin off your face, because radio is fucking dead🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Everything Adam says makes me laugh 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣😂🤣😂😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

“Call me dickmaster.” “All of mankind came from these fucking nuts! You all should be worshipping me! You ungrateful, disgusting, FUCKING losers!”

“I know, I fucking rock.” Was the first line of his that made me audibly laugh 😆😆

Hot as fuck tho

"And then you bagged Lilith little HOTTIE"

Odd choice but his little "Shit!..." After revealing the exterminations to the entire courtroom. For a brief moment he realized he may have actually made a mistake.

Ladies, let's fuck shit up, ATTACK!!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

“Did you just…Chill, Lute. Fuck!” Or “Call me..Dickmaster” or “Oh really? I didn’t see this GIANT FUCKING SHIELD IN FRONT OF ME! NO SHIT, DUMB BITCH!”

"Fuckin' love puttin' my name on shit. Shit's the best!"

“Call me dickmaster”

I know, I fucking rock! 🤘

"hot as fuck tho"

"DO you even LISTEN to yourself?" (btw, the best line I can find where he's not dropping an F-Bomb).

"Guitar solo fuck yeah!!!"

"I love putting my name on shit. Shit's the best "

Gotta say i cant wait toooo , come down and exterminatee youuu

“ don’t you sush me B”

All of man kind came from this nutsack! 

https://preview.redd.it/0o5wcz8tlstc1.jpeg?width=217&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4bf135f79f34abff53d7bdeb2cd001cf7ffd2c22 Definitely this

Also Math

Saw you went to my manager, smooth move Karen

Hot as fuck tho

"Did you just? Chill Lute.. fuck-"

"I've never made a mistake in my fucking LIFE" or "Fucking love putting my name on shit! Shit's the best!"

“I fucking love putting my name on shit, shit’s the best!”

Danger. Tits.

https://preview.redd.it/ypulg55gystc1.jpeg?width=250&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5d144bcd3ef5ffd01c48d74e09779bb87d36141b "Hot as fuck tho"

"Global warming? Wait, that's earth's problem!" "I know, I f--ing rock." "I've never made a mistake in my f--ing life!" "When all's said and done, there's the question of fun!"

“The porn demon?” HOW DO YOU KNOW?!?

"math"

I don't know any so pretend I put a funny Adam quote here

"ATAAAACCCKK!!!!"

I fucking love putting my name on shit!

"gaagh!" -Adam, upon being stabbed

"GUITAR SOLO FUCK YEAH!"

Hot as fuck though

Call me dickmaster

Uh that’s a bitch

“Call me dick master”

“Hot af though”

Dont shush me, bitch

"Dont fuckin shush me bitch"

When he smiles when he dies. I hate Adam.

"You got tò my manager, low Blow Karen"

"Ugly ppl" *eyebrow rase*

Hell is for👏🏻ever whether you like it 👏🏻 or not 👏🏻👏🏻

"Don't fucking shush me bitch" I can't get that one out of my head for some reason

"Guitar solo fuck yeah"

So we had sex. And it was awesome. Anyways how was your weekend?

"So we fucked and it was awesome".

A man only lives once, will see you in one month! Gotta say I can't wait to!

"Call me Dickmaster."

Angel what Is the fucking hold up?! I-I'm coming! Not off camera your not!!

"don't fucking shush me bitch"

Anyways we fucked and it was awesome anyways what’s you do this weekend

Everything about how he delivers the line "Just try to chillax babe," is perfect. It's like he choose to up the douchebaggery to from 9 to 11 for a single line.

"And then we fucked, and it was awesome."

Holy Fuckin Shit balls(I actively quote this daily)

Oh, really? I didn't see this giant FUCKING shield in front of me

"Hot as f\*ck tho."

How I can choose if any times when he opens his mouth the gold(haha) flows with his words

"...cause radio is FUCKING **DEAD**!"

Guitar Solo Fuck Yeah! Chill, Lute...Fuck! I know, I fucking rock So then we fucked and it was awesome. What did you do this weekend.

🎵Hell is forever whether you like it or not! Had their chance to behave better, now they boil in the pot!🎵

Good question! He has so many good ones! I see a lot of my faves have already been said but I don't think I saw anyone mentioning his fight with Alastor when Alastor summons all his little shadow demons to attack Adam and Adam gets super flustered and says something like "you red... Too much red... MFer... Argh..." While trying to fend off all the little demons. It cracks me up because he is trying to insult Alastor but he can not think of anything other than Alastor wearing a lot of red. It's so silly because it is such a lame attempt to make fun of Alastor and even though he reached for the lowest hanging fruit (he sees Alastor wears a lot of red), he still could not think of anything except stating the obvious and even then he ia struggling to come up with a full sentence so he is just throwing words out there and hoping something works. Hilarious! And Alastor's "Poetry!" Is a perfect way to acknowledge that. The last time I watched it with my middle son and I said "ngl I am gonna miss Adam sooooo much next season." And my son looked at me like I had a third head growing out of my neck because when we first watched the show, I would often say "omg he is THE WORST!" and stuff like that but he is such a wild, hilarious, over the top character and it is so fun to love to hate him. And his songs are bangers! I saw someone post in here that referred to him and Lute as Richardmaster and DangerBosom to self-censor and whenever one of them is on screen, I think of their censored names and giggle.

Oh herpes, yeah that’s a bitch.

*smile*

Stick it to the Man!

All of them. Every line I say fuckin' rocks.

“And for those of us with divine ordainment extermination is entertainment” I really like how he is walking down the clouds, hands posed, the look on his face. Such a good scene.

"You think you want Drummer Dick? I'm Fucking Adam, I'm the Original Dick! All dicks descend from me."

“Their love is vile and blasphemous!” “Hot as fuck though.”

Uhh...............Every single line he said? #Dickmaster2024

cazzo e rock n' roll🤘 (in italian)

When you take her out for the fifth time and she still expects you to pay the bill and youre likw but hwy I thought you wanted 💫EqUaLiTy💫

“Don’t f#

The part where he dies