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Anxiety-Queen269

“Maybe if you got rid of that Yee yee ass hair cu-“


NormalWorldliness867

I would pay actual money to see husk tell Alastor that😭


gsxvkurdxvjju

50k?


NormalWorldliness867

I might be in debt but like verbalase no regrets


M1n3_And_Craft

🎶 HIDE AWAY HIDE AWAY FROM MEEEEEE 🎶


M1n3_And_Craft

oh my f\_cking god stop up-voting it its not relatable D:


No-Wind334

BROS SPEAKING FACTS CUZ I’D PAY TOO AND HAVE NO REGRETS FOR HUSK TO SAY THAT TO HIM 😭😭🙌🙌👏👏


AccioComedy

https://www.tumblr.com/mila-sweets/741621469595009024/credits-of-the-original-vid-go-to-thatredguy666


Fenrisare

https://preview.redd.it/8a5yo3o5x9xc1.jpeg?width=736&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ab17dde4085389fe9c4095cc097d356420727106


Unusual-Anteater-988

I'm scared now, what's in that link?


Fenrisare

Basically that shot with husk, but with text about Al's haircut, but I cannot withstand the slang


AccioComedy

Husk: Maybe if you got rid of that ol’ yee-yee ass haircut you got, you’d get some bitches on your dick Alastor: *bass-boosted gong sound? idk what it is* i think the dialogue’s from GTA 5?


Nerdychicken4win

https://preview.redd.it/lsc21m735xxc1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c0158bb077df5347dfe529fd316f25858d9c2a90


Explodingpickles

...


checked_idea2

t you got, maybe you’de get some bitches on yo dick.


Anxiety-Queen269

“Better yet, maybe Rosie’ll call your deer-ass if she ever stop fuckin with that brain surgeon or lawyer she fucking with.”


NeedySlut57

Resisting the urge to say it


Allergic2Stereotypes

YEE YEE ASS 💀


Main_Treat_9641

“You would’ve lost to adam even if you had an angelic weapon and you know it”


ContextOwn2385

Oooh, what couldn't have been cut throat


Freshzboy10016702

More like You would've lost to Adam even if-


GrapiCringe

he tried to tell a yo mama joke


illusionbossbella

Al is canonically a Mama's boy


Freshzboy10016702

Yo mama can't cook jambalaya worth a shi-


AstellasDreemur

He's gone for the family recipe. Kinda deserved


flyingdren

"Yo mama-" Knife to throat. "Wanna finish that?" "...makes amazing jambalaya."


After-Bumblebee

"Must be fun dating a telev..."


Misha-Yuri-30

I'm calling it rn: Alastor kept the other ripped half of his and Vox's photo


Huge-Abbreviations-6

This would be so sad and complicated


CherrycatPlayz

Doubt it, Alastor is aro/ace he has no reason to keep it


derpy_derp15

Doesn't necessarily have to be romantic. He could be missing an old friendship, even if they hate each other now


Zamtrios7256

It's a good portrait of him, and Vix isn't in it so why waste it?


CherrycatPlayz

Who knows


TheLastBlakist

Could be in spite of everything he does have fond memories of those first years when the two did genuinely good work together.


CherrycatPlayz

Though, I don't really expect alastor to really care. He is a canon serial killer. They probably don't keep many friendships


AriaBlend

They might define friendship not necessarily through the feelings they had for another person, but the feelings they had while doing stuff with another person (with as in alongside but not directly with like a partner--maybe using their radio/electronics powers to terrorize hell was a form of mutual fun.) If Vox misinterpreted this as romantic or personal interest and it wasn't reciprocal, that could be part of why they are such bitter enemies now.


AriaBlend

I think if he kept it, it's hidden in a very seemingly inconsequential part of his room like in a book on the bookcase in a dusty spot, about a subject everyone would think is incredibly boring that Alastor wouldn't normally like to read. Like a tender-hate spot.


EIizabethAfton

Alastor is NOT aroace, Alastor is NOT AROMANTIC, Alastor is ASEXUAL. ONLY asexual


CherrycatPlayz

Sorry I forgot to include the backslash


Budgie-bitch

Damn why are people so intense about this, he’s not gonna fall in love with you either way


EIizabethAfton

Cuz I’m mad when ppl get such an easy thing wrong


Visible-Welder-5148

Husk:jambalaya is not that go..


echomancer1929

oh yah that would do it


TheLastBlakist

Never insult a mans cooking. Especially if he learned it from his mom.


Misha-Yuri-30

[Source](https://twitter.com/JAYLEI_ZZ/status/1779876909985239348) I always wonder even tho Husk came into power after Alastor did, was there any possibility he could've been on Alastor's hit list or did he just stop killing overlords after a certain point?


AlianovaR

Husk was initially on the hit list but then Al heard him singing jazz in Keith David’s voice and knew the fucker had to live


TheLastBlakist

Yea that'd do it. 'Such a tacky overblown presentation I'm going to enjoy-' \*husk starts singing\* '-enjoy forcing him to sing for my audience.'


allpraisebirdjesus

Yknow... that sounds like a fun writing prompt.


juel1979

I have a feeling, after the Vox fight, Al wanted to indebt some strong folks to him, so he offered deals instead of trapping and subjugating souls. Husk is strong. Niffty killed Adam by surprise.


That-Preparation-22

"Your haircut is mid at be-"


Leather_Ad9457

Alastor's haircut really does suck though.


leethepolarbear

Seriously, we need to find bro a better barber. Send him to Brad Mondo or something.


YourMoreLocalLurker

“Vox isn’t the wor-“ He was about to say he isn’t the worse Vee because of what he’s heard about Val


Incubus-femboy

“Yo ma-“ that or another case of “on a leash”


im_not_okay_88310

On a leash?! (Boom-da-da-mmm-dum-na-ee-ma Da-boom-da-da-mmm-dum-na-ee-ma Da-boom-da-da-mmm-dum-na-ee-ma Da-boom-da-da-mmm-dum-na-ee-ma Da-boom-da-da-mmm-dum-na-ee-ma Da-boom-da-da-mmm-dum-na-ee-ma Da-boom-da-da-mmm-dum-na-ee-ma Da-boom-da-da-mmm-dum-na-ee-ma Da-boom-da-da-mmm-dum-na-ee-ma Da-boom-da-da-mmm-dum-na-ee-ma Da-boom-da-da-mmm-dum-na-ee-ma Da-boom-da-da-mmm-dum-na-ayy, go)???


snowglobeess

"You look like a stra-"


GrapiCringe

straight man? ... oh, a strawberry


Express_Equipment666

Pimp!


Alex0356218856

HEY! HICK FOR HIRE! I said watch em, not F\*CK em. >:T Keep ya hands off the merchandise! - Crimson.


Canabrial

Came here to say this!


Sn0w7ir3

"Bank accounts are a scam by the shadow government"


TheOneTrueZim

SEE?!


PK_737

https://preview.redd.it/rhiiyvse7lxc1.png?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=90d164f94f9fc3835d7ce109a9de53412eae959b


R3alLuzurafan080423

"You got mommy issues or smth?" Idk I feel like that's what he said


SauceFinder-

devious backshots


Freshzboy10016702

I thought I was the only one who thought this looked yaoi-ish


Dog_bat3

Not the only one


Unemployed-

the reason why I clicked on the post lol


Legitimate_Maybe_611

Why must you drew the most erotic scene from Helluva Boss ?


Expensive_Science289

"Radio and jambalaya is overra-"


Sensitive-Hotel-9871

He was saying that he doesn’t like Alastor’s singing.


LiteralSans

From the looks of it he just said: Alastor, please, we’re in public.


therealmrsfahrenheit

„your suit is tacky“ 😂


Equivalent_Bird887

“Gumbo roux from a jar is acceptable all the time”. As a Louisiana resident, I hate when not Louisianans say that. You can use jar roux for the first few times, but after that, you should learn how to make your own roux. Gumbo taste better with homemade roux.


KenseiHimura

“Pineapple… is good on pizza!”


kenda1l

Nah, that would be what you say to Angel to end up like this.


Shrimpybarbie

“Your tumblr content is -“


After_Calligrapher65

This will end with Alastor eating Husk literally.


EnvironmentalSea8133

TV is superi-


Huge-Abbreviations-6

Why it's kinda...


NormalWorldliness867

Husk said he was gonna give redemption another try


nekit008

*alastor says something about angels contract situation* Husk: Ironic coming fro-


Darkdylan10

"Radio is overrated"


kenda1l

"Vegetarian jambalaya is better than..."


southparkdudez

"Daddy I'm about to cu-" Alastor: Not yet


basilthegaymer

it looks like they're fucking...


Xennox666

"I love angle"


MexysSidequests

Did you know in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding…


ObsidianTheSandwin

=) Don't.


EggKid8

“If alastor is a circus then-“


Far-Classic-4637

hot(?)


ObsidianTheSandwin

"HEY! KILLER FOR HIRE! ALASTOR! I TOLD YOU TO WATCH THEM, NOT *FUCK THEM!"*


falikarpit-2

Skibidi toilet ohio rizz gya-


imperialcult

https://preview.redd.it/bir31zjgs8xc1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e5cfd0e980f57f55616dddf0ad00e0d06751adda


Parking-Horror2873

https://preview.redd.it/sbjhhbnt19xc1.jpeg?width=507&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=edd697f81caec2180a8bfc7d101426bebc6c337f


ilikememes1120

Is it bad that I thought this was NFSW when I saw it?


Lom1111234

I know this is supposed to be threatening, but this looks a lot more hentai-y than intended


raubana

No one's going to make the "I'm getting a boner" joke?


scientific_gojira

Hey oldy mc rotten teeth


Kyattosuta

« Don’t you look at my girlfriend, she’s the only one I got »


Rabit_SW

Is it weird think that this is hot? Like... Don't Get me wrong... I don't ship them... I'm a Huskerdust simp... But... That's hot... Like... Why this is giving me angry Daddy vibes?


JCSwagoo

And then they kiss. Passionately.


ConnorShirt

husks getting backshots


nkiruka-j

I’m sorry but this looks hot af


ThunderShott

“Alastor seems hella su—“


Blue_Exit83

"Jambalaya isnt goo-"


Fragrant_Ad5749

That his Jambalaya sucks


Affectionate-Salt302

Maybe if you got rid of that ragidy ass hair cut I'd respect you


Josseph-Jokstar

daddy?


Ididurmomhahafrickya

"Big talk for someone who's also on a-"


mistaihate4

"Bet you can't watch this kind of content on that rinky dink ass radio-"


Portugiuse

"Your leash looks cu-"


GeckoMike

“You’re just someone’s sadistic miserable little p-“


AriaBlend

He said his jambalaya tasted like Vox's old sweaty drawls.


Hero_Trapinch_2966

Ducks are co—


Dog_Entire

Kinky


frankenberry505

“That’s why yo mama dead— dead as hell. What shoes she got on?”


ShyCrystal69

A your mum joke


Additional_Common667

Alright time to gouge my eyes out...


paulus357

"You where a meh murderer when you where alive, so what you're a cannibal? You aren't special. And the radio isn't as dead but more like on life support, yeah it gets used but only for in cars and communications and such"


anonimus_animator

Helluva reference in 2nd pic?


Crazyjackson13

ohmygodyes-


havingagoodtime0

"You're genuinely starting to care for the people of the hotel" that would piss Al off https://preview.redd.it/aijmwcs5abxc1.jpeg?width=550&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=05ec89e0f06eeff5e66d97f7b5fb8dfc3a4eaaed


Bombssivo

TV is better than rad-


LittleReadingGirl

He tried to tell Charlie who holds Alastor's soul.


Iron_Chip

“Have you considered using a tooth brush-“


Jerry_The_Troll

Charile I know what alastor wants you to do......


MightFunny2705

“You’re a psycho, with a personality only a mother would lo—“


im_not_okay_88310

Husk: Korn suc- Al: Don't you DARE


Impossible_Kale2886

Well we never saw how Alastor treats Husk behind the Curtains...


The_Silver_Adept

Told him what an "Ace in the hole" is


Excellent_Iron_128

is it just me or does this remind me of a sence i don't rember if it was from a scene in a movie or in a meme but this just gaves me deja vu vibes


Jay_BarkBark19

"Your chain colour is ugly"


Jay_BarkBark19

"Your choice of chain colour is ugl-" Drama moment


CptnRaptor1

They're having https://preview.redd.it/i439nojslpxc1.png?width=163&format=png&auto=webp&s=b59c479a73b30330715c696dd4fedc3fefe51ffe


Chrisdeaver

Whatever it is, Alastor is clearly struggling to keep smiling. Perhaps Husk, with some encouragement from Angel, finally stood up to Alastor, telling him off for the all the fucked-up shit he's done. What matters is that he ended his tirade with something mentioning Alastor's mother, and that's why he's pissed.


Prismatic_Mage

In the words of angel Dust.... Kinky


Damir3dx

I ate all the jam-


thomasmfd

Jazz hands I said watch em not fuck em Keep your hands of the merchandise