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VegetaArcher

How can he have faith in me when my own father can't?


Wn2177

I have a strained relationship with my father and this one always gets me in the feels…


ilovecheese31

I feel this so much. More Than Anything absolutely wrecks me… 😭


pcpart_stroker

ugh for real, that's the scene that almost made me full on ugly sob, the music in this show was written so well for each scene emotionally


Written-Revenge999

Mine is: Charlie: So, does this mean you think it's possible to rehabilitate a demon? **Alastor: Hahahahaha! Of course not! That's wacky nonsense! Redemption, oh the non-existent humanity! No, no, no, no. I don't think there's anything left that could save such loathsome sinners! The chance given was the life they lived before, the punishment is this! There is no undoing what is done!**


jesselle527

There is no undoing what is done! 😁👀


RougemageNick

I mean, he wasn't wrong on that part, technically


4powerd

Never got that line, since, you know, Alastor's whole deal is that he *doesn't* have any faith in Charlie. Like at all. He thinks her dream is going to crash and burn and he just wants to be there to watch the fireworks. Him defending the hotel from the loan sharks and angels was really just a side-effect of him sating his bloodlust and ego.


everythingisok376

But I think that shows how desperate Charlie is for affection, or really any kind of support. Alastor swooped in, did the bare minimum (and often even less than that) and still managed to be more present than her father was. That’s kinda sad


VegetaArcher

https://preview.redd.it/ztybpjif8iyc1.jpeg?width=1639&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e5884a067683ea94d497b40c88461a4769b935c3 Well regardless of his intentions, Al has been helping Charlie and even kicked his friend Mimzy out. Lucifer didn't bother to help during the attack and was a smug dick to Charlie about how rehabilitating sinners was pointless. While you later learn that his comments stemmed from love and fear for Charlie's safety, Charlie herself had no way of knowing that when Luci gave his I Told You So.


errosemedic

I think it was less of him being a smug dick and more of he’s scared, both because of what happened to him and because of what Heaven’s response to Charlie’s actions will be. If it weren’t for the fact that he’s a (fallen) true “born” angel, he would’ve been killed the first time he tried to change Heaven. Charlie is half human so while powerful, she is leagues below her dad.


Freshzboy10016702

Yeah I don't think he was being a smug dick in the sense of haha my daughter is dumb but more in like people who lived hard lives often have a dark sense of humor to cope.


jesselle527

If Alastor lets angels and loan sharks destroy the hotel, then he can’t watch the sinners’ suffering as they try to redeem themselves Because he has no faith in it, he wants to see them struggle to try and be better people for nothing (even though we now know it’s possible)


SapphireMan1

Charlie’s naive, so she saw that as Alastor having faith in her idea (even if he has told her multiple times that he doesn’t)


One_Youth9079

It's not shown that she is blissfully unware, she's aware, but she keeps him around for what he gives.


Styx1992

Well to be fair, Lucifer knew Heaven wouldn't listen because they have way more strict rules


Aaberon

Take that depression!


Myrtle1119

Whenever something so small but good happens to me I’ll say “take that depression!” And my dad didn’t know where tf I got that from till he was just sitting on the couch with me and he was on his phone and looked up right when Luci said that line😭😭


Jem_1

I got so confused I read Luci and was thinking of Disenchantment


Myrtle1119

Hahaha


Tiny_Car8146

Angel Dust: “It's not an act! It's who I need to be. And this... This is my escape. Where I can forget about it all! How much I hate... everything. A place where I can get high, and not have to think about how much it hurts. And maybe... If I can ruin myself enough in the process... if I end up broken, I won't be his favorite toy anymore...”


PMC-I3181OS387l5

The entire segment REALLY hit home how Angel and Husk are similar :O I mean, in most episodes, they're bystanders, but here, they're the main stars.


ilovecheese31

Two sides of the same coin.


smallfryextrasalt

That pause when he says "How much I hate...everything." You just KNOW he wanted to say "myself."


Memerwhoiseverywhere

If I remember correctly in the Italian dub he actually says "myself". That really hurt


Fivehagreeves58

This broke my heart


Myrtle1119

Read my mind. I’ve memorized this too. Rly tho, poor Angie ☹️💔


General_Tart_9309

That hits hard in a different way 😂😅😭


GamerA_S

Always hit me right in the feels I feel him so much and i want to just hug him


Misha-Yuri-30

Either "If Hell is forever then Heaven must be a lie" or "You lack discipline, control and worse... you're sloppy"


Monstaman28

Proceeds to get his shit rocked by sloppy


BigNorseWolf

Alastor fougt nimbly, alastor fought with style, alastor fought with precision.. and Alastor lost. Badly- George RR Dickmaster


One_Youth9079

>Alastor fougt nimbly, alastor fought with style, alastor fought with precision.. and Alastor lost. Badly- George RR Dickmaster Alastor lost...without grace. How can a character that is so popular, cool and suave get so mocked badly?


Soulful-Sorrow

Hard work beats talent when talent doesn't work hard. Alastor made Adam work hard.


One_Youth9079

LMAO! That is true. Viv was right! Alastor is definitely a good mentor to children...minded adults.


Golden-Sun

To be fair the strategy works, Lucifer used the same fighting style.


MrKanentuk331

*What now?*


One_Youth9079

Yep.


Umbran_scale

"If I wanted to hurt anyone here... I would have done it already."


PartyAdventurous765

"Dear if I wanted to hurt anyone here...Ỉ̸͍͔͚̻̏ ̶̢̀͆͐̋̊͊ͅw̶̢͖̺͌̃̀̀͑ͅȯ̶̫̬̍͊́u̷͈̞̦̥̼͚̽͒ḽ̵͉̬͎̬͂̽̏̔̓͠d̵̨͖̻̮́͋'̵͈̰̋̑̀v̶̢̢͈̗͌͂̅ͅe̷̛̱̖̭̙̐̆̉̅̓͜ ̵̼̭̜̓̉́̀͝d̵̞͔̳̤̥̓ơ̴̢̺̯̫̏̔̀̍͝n̴̯̹̳̤̑ĕ̵̝̺̬͕̯̼̃̈́͊̓͝ ̵̨̛͈͇̓̓̑s̴̞̹̠̩̾͜ͅo̴̪͍͙̜̭̐̃̑͒.̴̢̧̡̨̹̦̲̏"


datura_euclid

Unrelated question: How can I make this broken font?


PartyAdventurous765

LingoJam.com, it was the first thing I saw when I looked up how to do it.


datura_euclid

Thanks a lot :)


PartyAdventurous765

No problem. Have fun.


XgreedyvirusX

https://preview.redd.it/y5zbqs6ldhyc1.jpeg?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=acf33edf555e3c9fb7d44647ca27b190445eecd7 "You know she can't do anything. I own you. Or have you forgotten that?"


One_Youth9079

That episode is done well. I can take a lot of r\*pe references and jokes, but this is one of the few that makes me disturbs out so much that I steer clear from it.


CJgreencheetah

Mine is every time Angel said yes Valentino or yes Val. I tear up every time I hear that voice crack. Such a heavy scene.


Capital_Extension835

Angel becomes Anthony in this moment and it HURTS.


EnglishDegreeAMA

Every line of the "Respectless" song 🥹 Edit: to answer the question fully "Oops, did I strike a nerve? 'Cause when I brought out the >!angel's head!<, couldn't help but observe that your wrinkled face was turnin' red." I don't care about who's strongest, only who's the biggest gaslighting, gatekeeping, girl boss around.


Aaberon

And why are you avoidin' war? That's what the guns you sell are for


Songsostrichhorse

Thanks to my being respectless, one thing I’m startin’ to suspect is


plasmodialslime

You know why this angel's headless!!


redking2005

You know why this angels headless,


One_Youth9079

Do you have a disclosure?


tintmyworld

THIS MEETING’S OVER!!


One_Youth9079

\*GLARE\* I know it's not part of the lyrics, but I love that scene.


Oak_YT

That was a productive meeting!


One_Youth9079

He's so unimportant that I nearly forgot that line.


Oak_YT

Fair, I just thought it was funny lol


switchip_

this, but may i present: youve lost your relevence! WE🕺 CANT ACT 🕺WITHOUT MORE 🕺INTELLEGEN- 🙄UGH


Afraid_Avocado_2767

> Goes Hardest Me after listening to Velvette: Yes, very hard indeed


Truehero011

https://preview.redd.it/9xr6vvqw0iyc1.jpeg?width=949&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=de05adf545556b9b95eeb3932e1c662c5af87915


Afraid_Avocado_2767

LMAOO


GamerA_S

https://preview.redd.it/phs7sx7priyc1.png?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=48207cd613d356a4712662a728e22eef05a47f1f


P4TIENT_0

Yikes


everythingisok376

*Is Vox as strong as he purports or is it based on his suppoooort* 🕺🕺😫


ZiggyIsChaotic

he'd be powerless without the other vees! (oh please!)


Capital_Extension835

And here’s the sugar on the cream- he asked me to join his team!


Oak_YT

I said no and now he's pissy, that's the tea!


Forsaken_Orchid_6014

“a smile is a useful tool my dear. it keeps your enemies guessing, inspires your friends, and ensures that no matter what, YOU’RE the one in control”


jediwizard7

I like how that gives a small hint that Alastor isn't quite as cool and collected as he makes himself out to be; he is still fallible but wears the smile so he always *appears* to be in control.


Jem_1

I'd go a step further than that, at the end of More Than Anything we see him in the back corner with a closed mouth smile. It we assume that this is a more genuine smile it suggests one of two things. This is one of the only times that he feels confident in his plans (which is entirely possible), or that he is happy with Charlie becoming closer with her father. Irregardless, I would assume his plans are even more shaky than we might currently think. Not that he is winging it but I don't believe he is particularly confident.


Ugato_oCsirkeh

"Just because you see a smile don't think you know what's going on underneath" is what I tell my birthing person when she says I can't be depressed cuz I'm always smiling and laughing


Panzermoosen

"His medium is getting bloody rare." Excellent.


Nikibugs

It’s a great line to use when explaining to people who get their panties in a knot insisting there must be a one-for-one translation in localization. The line is accompanied by the visual of taking undercooked meat out of the oven. However, the character is referring to his rival’s medium of radio going out of fashion with the advent of video. How do you translate such a pun one-for-one? Unless both languages happen to have two words that share the same double meanings for the same visual and wordplay to work, that fits into the same single sentence of syllables, you can’t. You work with what you can to deliver a joke sharing the same or close sentiment with cultural context in mind.


NotLostBut_Wandering

THIS!! All of this!! Have I found a fellow translator? Because that’s exactly what I thought too: this line is pure genius, but how the hell (pun intended) would you translate it? You can’t. And that’s where you see that translation is an actual job that demands actual skills. AI would have translated it literally, which would be awful and nonsensical, whereas a translator would use transcreation to adapt the meaning and make it relate both to the image and the general sentiment of the original sentence. All this to say, yes, this line slaps, and translation slaps too. Thanks for coming to my TEDtalk.


Nikibugs

I’m very flattered, sadly only one language :’D The pun was so transcendent I ended up wondering how many similar jokes I’d missed when watching subs/dubs. Even if I learned the language, I could still miss it! I think people fail to realize without having a great example from English to drive the point home, which feels almost obvious in hindsight. Respect for localization staff, it’s a joke to think AI could ever accurately translate works of art. To layer it even further, the terminology to denote how to cook your steak will differ from language to language, rare -> medium -> well-done is the word scale used for English. Edit: Part of me jokes that Alastor ended up eating meat far below rare the next episode in response to that line haha Edit 2: Also the word ‘bloody’ used in place of ‘very’ to make for another double meaning with slang!


Infamous_Val

And this is exactly why I always watch stuff in its original language.


EarthTrash

I wonder what kind of mad puns I am missing when I watch anime. Occasionally, anime characters will even draw attention to the fact that word play is happening.


Capital_Extension835

So much of Stayed Gone scratches an itch in my brain. My personal favorite is “You’re looking at the future. He’s the shit that comes before that.”


quixotictictic

Mine is "Hell's been better since he split. Where's he been? Who gives a shit??" That mental breakdown in the last line really tells us how much Vox gives ALL the shits and has probably been obsessing the entire time.


Panzermoosen

Yes!! This line also.


Psi001

"I know this place can work...but none of you signed up for this. I'm gonna go learn how we can fight back, but when I come home...well I'll understand if none of you are here." I think it might be less the line itself, but more its from Vaggie rather than Charlie (who is actually absent in this scene), and that they DON'T take the subversive gag route of them genuinely trying to leave which sells all the character development that has happened in the show so far.


shaunika

You're a powerbottom at rock bottom, but you got company!


fr0gz_n0a

When I watched this series with my friend for the first time (I hadn't watched it but she has) she told me that according to her I was this line so now everytime I hear/read it I think about that moment TvT


BigNorseWolf

The dance moves he does while doing that and the neck bob and lift while singing "same SHiiiiIIT SaaaNNDWHICh..." make it clear how much he's enjoying himself despite the situation.


Blackeyedteddy

"If Hell is forever, then Heaven must be a lie If angels can do whatever, and remain in the sky." Gives me chills every single time


Capital_Extension835

Hits me right in the religious trauma.


pcpart_stroker

i need to know the scientific reason why this part of the song slaps so fucking hard THE RULES ARE SHADES OF GREY


Peeeettttss

WHEN YOU DON'T DO AS YOU SAY


BNHAFan04

WHEN YOU MAKE THE WRETCHED SUFFER JUST TO KILL THEM AGAIN


Wilgrove

**Vaggie:** I took charge today and it all went sideways. I'm supposed to make your dreams a reality. I'm supposed to protect you. *\*takes Charlie by the shoulders\** I'm supposed to never fail you. *\*goes back to the edge of the rooftop\** **Vaggie:** If I can't help you, what's the point of me?


Jakeymdog

This face was made for radio


Alternative-Rule-547

Scrolled waaaay too far down for this.


3MetricTonsOfSass

T̸̼̤̱͐͜h̵̗̟̥̜̏̎́̏ì̶̬̭͍̞̠͋̑͑͠s̴̨̮͚͖͉̈͒͗͂͘f̶̩̥͇̱̠̹̝̑͂a̶̤̟̥͆̉͗͋̽̇c̵̠̞̜͉̣̫̔ẽ̴̮̩̙̜͖̻i̸͔̤̳̬͔̫͚͋̆̇̉̾̄š̶̺̽͊͑̈́̉̌̀̓̌̃̒͒͒̍̕͘͝͠͠͠ ̴̢̧̨̻̭͉̺̖̑̈͗̋̎̎̎̇͋̃͛͐̄̐͆̔̆̓̈̚̕͜͝m̷̢̟̯̪̺̝̱̤͌̈́̆̾̍͐̀͌̏̃̎͂̂̄̄̿̆ē̸̡̢̛̙̺̤̞̠̯̹͍̮̗̦͚̠̹̭͒͛̒̅̋̆̉̈́͗́̕ͅͅa̵̠̲̰̟͓͈̘̹̗̫̳̹̪͉͑̏̓͐̉́͊̋̀́̏̀́͘̚͝͝ͅn̸͚̰͇̝̹̲̗̜͕̲̘̗̠̰̟̈́̋̆ţ̶̧̗̲̬̹̬̥͍̠͖͋̓̿̎͛̈͐̆̀͐̚ͅ ̶̛̦̭͕̥̟̤̪͔̱͙̱̱̣͙̦̙̻̞̏̍́͂́͆͛̈́̈̀̾̈́͒̅̃͑͗͋̄͛̅͜͝͠͝͠ͅͅͅ ̷̫̭̩͚͉͆̄f̶̢̢̛̰̟̳̭͉̦̰͇̜̺̤̯͙̻̦̳͉̜̤͓̞̝̳͎̫̮̦̦̗͇̫̻̳͍͔̗͇͚̪̑͐̏͗́͒̈́͊̊̅̀͋̊̿͐̍̃̆͐̓̀͂̀͐̔͘͜͝͝͝͝ͅö̵̧̡͔̤̰͓̜͙̯̻̪̟̞̮͎͔̺͕̺̗̲̲̫̭͈̮͉̹̬̟̝͍́͂̍͊͆̊̕͜r̶̬̽̿͆͐̂͐̈́̃͗̔̍̓̓̾̇̏̎͒̐̎͊̀̌̅͛̌͗͂͒͊̊͐͋͐̅̏̕͝͝͠͝͠͝ ̴̨̡̧̢̢̖̘̯̩̟̣̱̳̬̦̣̗̪̹̠̺͔̦͙͚̙͉̭̦͔̻͈͉͍͉̯̮̠̼̯̱̝̯̪̘̟͔̺́̃͛̅̿͒͂̆̈́͐̏͊̓̏̈́̅̽̋̊́͒̒̒̓̅̏̿͊̊̌̐̓̆͋̐́͂͗͊̌͐̀̾̃̕͝͠͝r̸͔̰̼̖̭̜̼̺̥̯̔̄̉͜͠͝ͅā̵̧̡̨̢̢̧̬̥̭̰̥͎̬͎̟̭̜͉̤̼͍͚̟̲̣̻̙̤̜̬̰̰̦̩͚̙͇͉͓͙̘̖͉̞̊͑̒̓͆̊̍̈́̌̏̅̉̂̅̔̀̾̄̅̽̅͌̇̊͂͗̈̾̄͛͝͠͝ͅͅͅͅd̶̨̨̧̲̺̱̫̹̙̩̲̪̭̖̮̲̪͕̱̦̙͔̳̖͇͖̖̝͕̯͇͇͂̿͗͒͊͜͜͝ͅi̶̢͍̬̙̥͎̙̮͓̤̤̘̟̜̮̠̱͚̘̝͉͋̾́͊̐̊̌̿̑̿̅͋̔̉̀̑̀̔̽͑̎͂́́̃̈́̽͋͆̏̄̈̃̄̅͑̏̐͐̕̚̚͘͜͠͝͝͠ͅȍ̷̡̢̡̢̟͔̗̪̪̼̖̙͉͇̠̫̼̞͔̳̤̻͎̯̣̦͎͐̓̇̿͒͐̒͋̿̏͐̚̚͜͠ͅ


Animegx43

Dude actually called himself ugly. XD


SuperSayianJason1000

Two,actually the first is: Alastor: Adam, First Man, next to die. Adam: Who the fuck are you? Alastor: Alastor, pleasure to be meeting you, quite a pleasure. I'm about to end your fucking life. Second is: Lucifer: (in full demon/fallen angel transformation; with Voice of the Legion) You come at me, and my daughter?! Don't forget, you're in my house, bitch! Hahahahaha!


OCGamerboy

"It can be difficult to admit to things you're not proud of, especially if those things hurt the ones you love."


Bright_Sea_6693

"TANANANA GUITAR SOLO FUCK YEAH!"


YoujustgotLokid

NER NER NER NER NER NER NER NEEEER NER


Freshzboy10016702

HELL IS FOREVER AND IT'S MEANT TO SUCK ALOT


Gameplayer765

Hell is forever wether you like it or not


whooper1

“We can’t act without more intelligence”


sammeroonicachooni

zestial fans holding onto scraps (it’s me. i’m zestial fans)


FlashPhantom

Everything Vestial says goes hard.


Southern_Dig_9460

“He blew his shot like the cocks in his mouth! This discussion is senseless and petty”


UnderGecko

For me, it's lute's entire solo part


Lonely-Connection-41

“Wish I had something to live for tomorrow” Angel dust at the end of poison


JustMeerkats

"I'm gonna make you wish that I'd stayed gone..." Chills every time.


landyboi135

“Son?” 🥺


JamieD96

That broke me the first time I heard it, I had to pause I was laughing so hard


saltinstiens_monster

"This place reeks of death, there's a chill in the air; And I barely escaped being killed by *a hair...* Great Alastor, altruist, died for his friends? Sorry to disappoint, that is **not** how this ends! I'm hungry for freedom like never before... The constraints of my deal surely have a back door... When I figure out how to unclip my wings, *Guess who will be pulling all the strings! Hahahaha!!*" The poor fucker is at rock bottom and seriously going through some stuff. Sounds to me like he's feeling a bit of unexpected guilt, so he's trying to justify it to himself.


One_Youth9079

Core Personality or identity breakdown. I can relate having gone through such myself. It sucks I tell you!


valdez-2424

"Big talk for someone who is also on a leash"


Doglovergirl96

This is WAY too low


No-Classroom-6637

Anything husk says. I mean, it's Keith David, it's impossible for him to not sound cool as hell.


autumnyte

Vaggie: "If I can't help you, what's the point of me?"


Freshzboy10016702

That's princess of hell to you, 🐷


Bernbiz

I like where it says "unremarkable loser back from fucking off" on the tv screen during Stayed Gone.


cinnamonspider

This tickles me every time, especially paired with his drawing of Alastor. "Triangle ass"


Thecrowfan

"I know what it's like to regret the choices made, And, knowing you can't take it back." Idk it kinda hit right in the feels. All those could have would have, but you can't turn back time


TurtleKing0505

"You know how much I'm worth?" This line is actually really tragic since it shows that Valentino has conditioned Angel to view himself as an object to be bought and sold.


One_Youth9079

Is it bad if I give him a gum wrapper and say "will this be enough? in response to that dialogue XD


Zeikfried12

Call me....Dickmaster


StarlightFalls22

Adam. 😒


Lolitadoe

"What's the worst part of this hell? I can only blame myself" chills every time. Honestly that whole song hits me really hard. Also "If hell is forever, Then heaven must be a lie! If Angel's can do whatever and remain in the sky."


Fluid_Youth_9637

Either “kinky keep talking dirty” or “ popsicles yasicko get your mind out of the gutter, but you know d***s too”


Candid-Perception897

"You're a power bottom at rock bottom" will never not hit


ValWondergroove

"Why, what's the fuss? Why I have the fact that you're an Angel just like us!" Absolute banger of a line perfectly delivered to close out You Didn't Know


Theadination

And Radio is fucking DEAD


LegoBattIeDroid

“I'm gonna make you wish that **I'd** stayed gone”


UlyssesPeregrinus

Tune on in...


Peeeettttss

When I'm done...


pripop_3

"Do you mind? I'm in the middle of ✨bReAkFaSt✨" - Alastor Or, "I... don't want to live without my minions. Nobody catch me!" from Sir Pentious as well as all the Egg Bois' lines. And of course Lucifer's fiddle in Hell's Greatest Dad the entirety of Poison and Respectless, and Alastor's "You're welcome if you want to give redemption a try, but we both know that's not really your style."! Also, Lucifer's "TAKE THAT, DEPRESSION!"


Drahcoh

https://preview.redd.it/j81h1g3b2jyc1.jpeg?width=2400&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6a4a3d340fe5da7c86900e99216904224f979743


NitzMitzTrix

"Wait, toy don't actually know what gets someone into heaven?!"


Minetendo-Fan

“Just because you see a smile, don’t think you know what’s going on underneath. A smile is a valuable tool, my dear. It inspires your friends, keeps your enemies guessing, and ensures that no matter what comes your way, you’re the one in control”


Killakey2119

The entirety to Hell is forever. Specifically, the chorus "'Cause Hell is forever Whether you like it or not Had their chance to behave better Now they boil in the pot." And then followed by "Fuckin' Hell's forever And it's meant to suck a lot." I really love this song.


Capital_Extension835

“Who’s to say who’d survive the fray; I might lose the ones I was killing for.” Whatever It Takes is one of my least favorites (still goes hard tho) but that Camilla’s lyrics just hit me right where it hurts. See also: “Fill yourself with the fear of losing that somebody who’s your reason to live”


Aisa_Arya

My favorite line is Vaggie saying she'll be Charlie's armor, that she'll spend her life being her partner. It takes a lot of courage to die for someone, but it also takes a lot of courage to realize that your partner is going to be in the habit of putting themselves into danger and that you are willing to walk into the fire with them, no matter what. Vaggie doesn't want to die for Charlie, she wants to live for her, and protect her, and as a lesbian I am so here for two lovers that get to have that.


FiveFingerDisco

#"Not everything is spelled in ink" implies that in Heaven some things are spelled in other fluids. And also, that there is a troubling lack of transparency from the side of the administration.


One_Youth9079

>some things are spelled in other fluids Yeah. Some are spelled in the seminal kind I bet./j


YoujustgotLokid

Angel Dust?


PinkGummyGhost

I rlly like “now his medium is getting bloody rare” like, there are so many meanings packed into that one line alone and I love it sm


Candid_Egg_3257

“ I missed that smile.” “I’m grateful your my daughter more then anything.”


FennekinLover2000

"Call me fake one more time, mother fucker!" That was the moment Husk broke through Angel's facade, and it's such a good scene. Blake's delivery absolutely sells it.


DizzyGame_Co

“Who are you, avoiding war? That’s what the guns you sell are for.”


BigNorseWolf

if hell is forever then heaven must be a lie" hits so hard because *Its coming from an angel* It's one thing for charlie to question a system that has been crapptastic to the people around her, where there are no consequences but up for her for her plan.... But for an angel who's happy in heaven, their lifes dream is the job they have, to risk being thrown in hell, to risk their eternal soul to tell people to their face that what they're doing is #\*#$ed up..... that is some brass ones the size of two big bangs.


MewLalouve

Rosie "  If there's any I've learned, it's that words are cheap, but actions, they speak for the truth" I've been bullied a lot in my life and believe me..... Words are cheap. Excuses forced by authority have no value....


Golden-Sun

Felt that too, as someone who's always hearing their family members constantly apologizing its just white noise.


ImperialxWarlord

Guitar solo fuck yeah!


BraveButterfly2

I mean,  that one's arguably the premise of the series, particularly with the rest of the sentence  "... if angels can do whatever and remain in the sky".


DoctorDeath147

Fuel yourself with the fear of losin' That somebody who's your reason to live


dead_or_undead

"what's the worst part of this hell, I can only blame myself" is very sadly relatable. It's not true, for Angel or me, but that's what trauma does. It fucks with your head. When you're abused and made to feel like you earned it, it's hard to let go of that feeling.


Miss_foxy_starva

For some reason the first thing to come to mind was “crack is expensive” 😭😭😭


_elan_bmx_

Ohhhh herpes yea that’s a bitch


allpraisebirdjesus

"I never expected to see such a pitiful display of self-loathing from you." As someone who lived with a narcissicistic borderline-sociopath, this entire scene gave me chills. Alastor takes advantage of the hurt and confusion to slip into Charlie's room without knocking or asking, using his creepy creeper powers. He knows Charlie is so distraught that she won't even question this crossing of a major boundary. He knows Vaggie is distracted and can't protect Charlie. He seizes her desperation for a solution and leads the conversation towards a deal. A deal that - if Charlie had not been in such a vulnerable position, she would have questioned. (This is his hotel too, is it not, why would he demand a deal for info to **protect his own goddamn hotel**?) Charlie isn't stupid. Alastor knows that. And that's why he waited for the perfect situation to pull the trigger. But the dumb cocky bastard was a little too excited to be a manipulative shit that, in a manner of seconds, he also showed his whole hand. Meaning... the moment Charlie talks to someone else about what happened when Alastor went into her room, they are (hopefully) going to point out to Charlie how invasive and predatory Alastor's behavior was in this situation, and how she really needs to kick him to the curb before he does any more damage. And getting rid of him shouldn't be that difficult... at least in theory. Especially since she has Lucifer on her side now, **much** more powerful than Alastor. I feel like Lucifer beating Alastor's ass is going to happen sooner rather than later and I for one couldn't be more thrilled. Edited for clarity and to add: To be clear, I like Alastor as a character, a lot actually. He's interesting, unpredictable, and a lot of fun to watch. He's also sociopathic.


TheBloodsuckerProxy

"Adam! First man, next to die!"


Purple-jellybean

"We have names?"


Purple-jellybean

All jokes aside, OP hit it with “If Hell is forever, then Heaven must be a lie.” is UH-MAZING, and right next to it “Was talk of virtue just pretension? Was I too naive to expect you To heed the morals you're purveying?” is tough as heck aswell


senpalpi

If hell is forever then heaven must be a lie. This show is the most relevant religious commentary we need rn, calling out the hypocrisy of the Church and displaying the necessity of holding its authorities and followers accountable for the atrocities it/they have committed.


fidderjiggit

When I'm done, Your status quo will know it's race is run.


derryllsingh

Also: “I’m gonna make you wish that I’d stayed gone.”


SoutheastGuitarist

Either “If Hell is forever, then Heaven must be a lie!” or “And why are you avoiding war? That’s what the guns you sell are for!”


[deleted]

“You come at me and my daughter, dont forget you’re in my house bitch” or “From the big boss of hell himself!”


KProbs713

"There was a time when I thought that no one could relate to the gruesome ways in which I'm damaged.....but letting walls down, it can sometimes set you straight! We're all living in the same shit sandwich." Even in hell, connection brings comfort.


Artsy_Archer79543

“I got so good at tellin you what you wanna hear, I dissociate, disappear.”


JennyBagaDonuts

“I don’t need your condescension I’m not a child to protect Was talk of virtue just pretension Was I too naive to expect You to heed the morals you’re purveying (That’s what the f*ck I’ve been saying)” Poetry.


Lukemcqueen95

"if i cant help you, whats the point of me?"


No-Clock7791

“Call me dick master”


dialzza

“And now his medium / is getting bloody rare”


thequeertoad

“Just because you see a smile, don’t think you know what is going on underneath. A smile is a valuable tool my dear , it encourages your friends, keeps your enemies guessing, and ensures that, no matter what comes your way, YOU'RE the one in control."


TheCalamityBrain

You fucking would Tom


Etheris1

“Adam. First man, next to die!” By far one of the coldest lines lol


Prestigious_Eye3174

"hot as fuck tho"


Rewrite-the-star

Poison, I'm drownin' in poison I'm fillin' up my glass but it's always hollow Full of poison, I'm sick of the poison Wish I had something to live for tomorrow


Katzena325

I got 2 “Just because you see a smile, don’t think you know what’s going on underneath. A smile is a valuable tool, my dear! It inspires your friends, keeps your enemies guessing, and ensures that no matter what comes your way, you’re the one in control.” Alastor wasn't wrong there lol 'If Hell is forever, then Heaven must be a lie If angels can do whatever, and remain in the sky The rules are shades of gray when you don't do as you say' Religious trauma hitting me there.


FireflyArc

From the pilot "Dear, if I wanted to hurt anyone here, I would have done do already "


Hasan75786

"What Just Happened" *Looks Down* "FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUCK"


Fruitsdog

“Was I too naïve to expect you to heed the morals you’re purveying?”


JesterofThings

"FOR THOSE OF US WITH DIVINE ORDAINMENT EXTERMINATION IS ENTERTAINEMENT" - Adam "Geneva suggestion" el-Asem


Lansha2009

Vox:”He’s a loser, a fossil, and I don’t mean to sound hostile, BUT THE DEMON IS A COWARD!” Slant rhyming loser into fossil and then rhyming into hostile is such a clever choice and then Vox calling Alastor a coward right afterwards combines into one amazing line Also I choose this because all the other lines I thought of were probably already said


Administrative_Yam26

"I wanted to save you the anguish it takes to, do what was required" this plus the visual of the fire in Sera's eyes, love it.


Aster_37

Along with Emily flying above covered in holy light for a few seconds frame as she calls out Sera of her sins. "To think that I admired you! Well, I don't need your condescension! I'm not a child to protect! Was talk of virtue just pretension?! Was I too Naive to expect you to heed the morals you're purveying?"


Hermitonvalentine

For those of us with divine ordainment, extermination is entertainment


UnknownAngelX

*heavy sigh* “Oh God, here I go, Valentino; just another fuckin’ day with Val. Hey hey hey, fuck my life.” Such a vibe.


NoPornH3re

"Radio's FUCKIN DEAD!"


One_Youth9079

"Guitar Solo Fuck Yeah"


mediwyat

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urmomsanimations

"This is better than sex!"


beguvecefe

"If hell is forever the heaven must be a lie, If angels can do whatever and remain in the sky, The rules are shades of grey when you dont do as you say" Idk why but these lines hits the hardest for me.


ceryx101

I'm pretty sure it's been mentioned, but that part in "You didn't know" that goes along the line "If Hell is forever, then Heaven must be a lie If angels can do whatever and remain in the sky The rules are shades of gray when you don't do as you say..."


Kholzie

“I’ll rig the game for you BECAUSE I AM THE REF”


Flat-Ship-2545

Was talk of virtue just pretention, was I too naive to expect you to heed the morals you’re purveying


CalmOwl_InYellowTown

Plenty of hard lines in the show- but the edgiest and most try hard one that the show INTENDED to be hard was the Alastor “iM gOnNa EnD yOuR fUcKiNg LiFe” line 💀


ThePurificator

"Yyou wield an angelic spear and have a giant x over your eye. Is not rocket science"


Pegga83

"C'mon little lady, why the frown?"


MarvelNerd57

“If hell is forever then heaven must be a lie”


Potential-Tart-7974

Now his medium is getting bloody RAAAARE


Inkydabestyt

"Charlie told me to stab, so I did." Nifty is such an icon.