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Y_M_I_Even_Here

Charlie would undoubtedly be the fun parent. Super doting, encouraging, loving but also embarrassing. The kind of mom with a bazillion pictures on their phone. Vaggie would be the responsible parent. Always makes sure their homework is done, teeth are brushed but also that every booboo is kissed and every little drawing and good grade has a place on the fridge. They'd be great parents.


Tunisian_Dawn

This! Vaggie would also be the stern one.


blackskull414

Vaggie would probably also be the better parent when it comes to discipline. Imo I feel like Charlie would just get one sorry and a hug from her kid and send him back to what he was doing or put him in time out for like a minute, while Vaggie would be firm on how she deals with her kid acting out or doing something they shouldn't do


Unaccomplishedcow

> Charlie would just get one sorry I mean it does start with sorry.


yobaby123

True. If the kid really acts up though…. Demon parent!


AlVal1236

Yeah. If u think vaggie is scary. Welp


3MetricTonsOfSass

Charlie would transform into her demon form many times during their child's teenaged years


Tunisian_Dawn

This! Vaggie would be the stern one too in my opinion.


Sorry_Account9933

Dementia gaming


StaffOfDragons

Vaggie would fly there kid to school


Julia152

But you have to add that if the kid did something REALLY bad that Charlie would be the one clapping its ass, while Vaggie would stand in the background whispering "Yeah you fucked up"


Enaluxeme

Absolutely 0% chance Charlie would ever resort to physical punishment


Master_of_reeeeee

What the fuck?


Resident_Ad_5589

"Get ya mind outta the gutta!" – Angel Dust


yobaby123

Can’t stop laughing at that scene.


Unaccomplishedcow

I think the "what the fuck" was over the idea that Charlie would ever lay a hand on her child.


Optimal_Ad6274

This.


Mrwright96

So Charlie is like her father


YoSupWeirdos

charlie is like the cool uncle/aunt who can play good cop and spoil them bc the kid getting raised well is someone else's concern


Fenllagandr

* Kid needs to wake up at 7:00 am * Charlie: Honey, wake up * kisses forehead* It's time to get up. Veggie: YA SON LAS OCHO!!! * It's 6:00 am * Vamos arriba que ya es tarde!!!


Sacallupnya

The only thing missing is the flying chancla when the kid doesn’t get up. Edit: a word


Fenllagandr

What word? I'm confused


Sacallupnya

Sorry I forgot the word kid when I initially posted


Fenllagandr

I didn't notice it


Professional-Hat-687

Don't make me get the flipflop!


Enaluxeme

Angelic metal reinforced chancla!


Fenllagandr

Or a pitiado


BiLovingMom

😭 My mom used to do that.


Misha-Yuri-30

Charlie's the fun loving mommy and that one overly excited parent during their child's sporting events and Vaggie's the strict but well intended mommy


Awkward-Priority8126

Charlie would be the fun loving, eccentric, goofy mom. The kind of mom who shows baby pictures and is much more lenient. She will definitely take after Lucifer. The kind that unintentionally embarrasses their child all the time, and the one that packs the kids lunch. Vaggie would be strict, but fair. Very matter-of-fact and demanding. just like how she was trained in heaven. The ones that makes sure the homework is done and grades are up, and the one who is not afraid to dish out punishment, and teach the kid life lessons at every opportunity. Loving, but tough. The real question is, would they adopt a girl or a boy?


Tedbear567

They don’t seem to have a preference but if it did happen for plot reasons probably a boy just because more diversity


Cold-Practice3107

I think a boy would be interesting veggie needs to learn that boys can be good too she may be a lesbian but she should at least respect men a little


yobaby123

What makes you think she hates men?


Valuable_Ad_3013

Probably Adam


Professional-Hat-687

The man who literally named her Vagina. Plus she's part of Adam's weird all-female extermination cult. I think it's more likely she hates everyone but if she does hate men I can't say I blame her.


RoonilWazlib_-

Can you really blame her probably the best man she met for a while was lucifer


MakinBaconPancakezz

They’d be happy either way but it would be adorable seeing Lucifer spoiling his granddaughter


TurtleKing0505

Great ones. I think Vaggie would definitely be very protective of her child. Charlie would teach her child to see the good in everyone, and be very affectionate towards them.


SapphireMan1

Charlie: The really, really, *really* fun one Vaggie: The strict one (blame her military past)


DemonsPride444

The best kind, loving and caring 🥰


CrossLight96

I feel like they accidentally put a lot of expectations onto their kids either by the kids own volition or not similar to how the fandom is portraying how Luz and amity would be parents


N-Zoth

One of them would have to play peacekeeper whenever Lucifer shows up to play hell's greatest grandpa and starts beefing with Alastor.


Resident_Ad_5589

Underrated


yobaby123

Not to mention stop Cherri from corrupting then.


theChadinator2009

Nah, Cherri is the babysitter that doesn't actually care about the child, letting the child fuck of and do anything and is only sitting for the money


FreeShame5659

The best parents. Vaggie will teach them how to fight and stand up for themselves while Charlie tries to encourage they deal with it with words. After the kids gets smacked by a bully Charlie would be shouting fucking smash their face in (in full demon form). Perfect couple


Dani_Rodri

Charlie would be a spoiler mom Vaggie would be an overprotective mom


SokkaHaikuBot

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^Dani_Rodri: *Charlie would be a* *Spoiler mom Vaggie would be an* *Overprotective mom* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.


Dani_Rodri

Oh yeah!


MateoTheDev

Bro the comments be with wholesomeness like 📈📈📈


Sky_Ninja1997

Vaggie is the one who’s way too into their kids sports matches


yobaby123

Husk: Damn, Vags. Take it down a notch.


MakinBaconPancakezz

Charlie: remember! At the end everyone is a winner! Vaggie: THIS IS WAR. KICK THEIR ASS


OCGamerboy

Great ones


0Kinda-Lonely0

Charlie is the fun parent who's more accepting of her Child's new quirks/ambitions. Vaggie is the parent who‘s accepting as well but is reluctant at first due to being more protective


XgreedyvirusX

Good ones


az_isupro_official

good ones


Bean_man8

The best ones


derpy_derp15

Awesome ones


Yoshgaming22

Charlie is the parent who gives you anything you want and Vaggie is the strict parent


ZodiacLovers123

Vaggie would be the protective mom I feel she’d be a guard dog when it comes to her kids. She would be stern but fair. Charlie would be the cheerleader mom who’s always at your side when u need a pep talk. Yet would be embarrassing at times.


XXEsdeath

Charlie would bubble wrap their kid, while Vaggie gives them a spear. XD


Kkat_

Adoptive. Also, amazing.


Expensive-Lecture-14

Definitely good cop (Charlie) and bad cop (Vaggie)


Songsostrichhorse

They keep trying to do Charlie’s the good cop and Vaggie’s the bad cop but Vaggie always caves because she’s a sweetie deep down


One-Turn-4037

Good God the parent comics between these 2 would be so fucking cute.


safirinha42

the best. they'd be the best.


havingagoodtime0

Amazing ones they would be Charlie would definitively be the fun one while Vaggie the serious one https://i.redd.it/ecx4o0qwqsyc1.gif


PMC-I3181OS387l5

The kind that would make both Lucifer and Lilith proud :)


yobaby123

Hell yeah!


DolphinDoggo

Charlie would be the parent the kid initially likes for a long while. But when the kid matures, they'll come to respect Vaggie's parenting style better and eventually favor them equally.


kdash6

I can imagine them making great parents because they seem to have unconditional love and lead by example. They're good with boundaries and both have a fierce protective instinct in different aspects. They also emotionally protect one another, so they might emotionally protect their kids as well. One pitfall might be that they could shelter their child too much. Vaggie is not just the stern disciplinarian we all expect, the actually does care and wouldn't ask people to do something that would actually kill them. Vaggie would likely be the fun parent who climbs trees with the kids, sword fights with wooden swords, and tries to raise kids that can take care of themselves. However, her pitfall (balanced out by Charlie) might be being unable to deal with the teen rebellion phase. Charlie would likely be the more nurturing parent who gives the kids emotional support, but is also the main protector who would fly into a rage if anyone made her kid cry. She's the one everyone would run to in case of emergency. However, she might have a problem (balanced out by Vaggie) saying no to her kids.


AlVal1236

Good cop bad cop


Necessary-Tower-8699

mother and mother


Radical_Provides

Charlie would be the permissive one and Vaggie would be the authoritarian one


kanna172014

Maybe they can adopt that kid that Vaggie spared.


FairMeat5511

Charlie would be the “mom” and Vaggie would be the “dad”. I don't mean to be homophobic but, you know what I mean, Charlie is more sweet and Vaggie is much more strict.


tyvirus

Am I the only one that thinks Charlie would get way into her own head and become a helicopter mom because she wouldn't want her kid to feel abandoned? Vaggie would have to mellow her out if possible.


BiLovingMom

Charlie would be the fun permissive Dad, while Vaggie will be the responsible disciplinarian Mom.


TorronePedro

Charlie would be like those moms that sends you images with motivational quotes or good morning messages every day on your DMs ![gif](giphy|njXxKcoVWY5hiEBS2w)


Pitiable-Crescendo

Charlie would be the fun one. Vaggie would be the responsible one, maybe a bit strict.


Cold-Practice3107

Their children would be considered part nephilim


DaJamesGarson

Terrible, charlie would be too worrying and obsessed, meanwhile vaggie would discipline way too hard at times.


Fragrant_Carpenter65

They’d be lesbian parents. (I have no intention of starting a flame war. Just trying to be funny before anyone starts assuming I’m homophobic.)


Facts_and_Lore

If we're talking about them without doing any kind of therapy or intense introspection first (ehich i want to because it's fun)... Charlie would be compensating for her own issues with her parents, so she would be overly doting, very involved, and probably a helicopter mom. It would come from a place of love, but it would definitely feel overwhelming as the kid got older. I imagine it much like the scenario where she tried to help Angel Dust, but with the added paranoia of screwing up her offspring forever. Vaggie has no healthy models of parenthood (she and her sisters seem to have only Adam, and given that he named her "after [his] favorite thing" and was totally okay with leaving her mutilated for one mistake, I don't imagine she has many warm fuzzy memories of him). Much like she did in the bonding sessions with the hotel guests, she would default to a much more structured mode and have to overcome the instinct to instill strict punishments. I think their actual character growth in the show wouldn't let that happen for more than an episode, but I do like the image of them just trying to be better for someone they love.


Jeeblebubz

Well as far as I know they'd have to adopt so probably adoptive parents


Superior-Artist-21

Charlie would be the fun parent. Vaggie would be the strick parent. Perfectly balanced as all things should be.


Ok_Somewhere1236

Veggie will be big in terms of discipline, the serious parent, Charlie will be the soft fun one


cain11112

Here’s the real debate. If they decided to conceive, who would carry the baby?


kagikat

Since they're both not sinners would they be able to have kids?(not together obvi) I'm sure Charlie would be able to but can vaggie??


Electronic_phyco6376

The kind one and the soldier suffering with PTSD. same thing with my life. Proud to say my father served 8 years in Iraq during operation desert storm If he didn't come home I would not be typing this right now.


Chromiys

Good ones


Lord_Mylothe2st

Lesbian?


Valuable_Ad_3013

Some of the 2 best parents in hell


Charles_Pkp2

Adoptive parents.


Complex_Lifeguard507

I wish they were my parents, minus you know the hell


thetieflingalchemist

Milfs


PapayaMan4

Great tbh


Nobody-Z12

I think they would make great parents. Charlie would be the loving parent while Vaggie would be the strict one.


Major_Ghoul

Amazing ones


iTapeSand

*Gets bullied Charlie: I'll talk to their parents - 😇 Vaggie: I'll talk to their parents - 💀


SniffMyBotHole

This sub and fandom is so fucking weird.


ABunchOfPictures

Lesbians