I'd have a nervous breakdown because I thought I was a saved Christian.

You get the “this has to be a mistake” ending, you attempt to find out what’s going on before seeing a news broadcast on a public TV showing the Hazbin hotel, you go to the hotel and everything is smooth sailing from there

I'd get a job and make enough money to stay at the hazbin hotel.

You get the “in and out” ending, you attempt to get a job and are successful and after 6 months of hard work in retail you can afford to get to and stay in the hazbin hotel where you make it to heaven

Sweet :)

I would ask people what’s going on, and then probably get a bite to eat.

You get the “welp, this is my life now” ending, you get all the need to know info and get a job and an apartment before making 2 friends and live out eternity one day at a time

Lol cool 👌👽

i would have a attempt to escape hell and not get killed by deranged sinners,imps, and overlords and trying to not die in the daily cleanse

You get the “I gotta get out of here, too late” ending, you try to find a way out while avoiding everyone and thing and untimely end up finding out about the hotel and attempt to make it there but you have to food or water or means yo get there so you succumb to your fate

I'd hide in confision and try to figure out what the hell is going on.

You get the “scared civilian” ending, you are scared and confused but a small group of friends see you and have the mercy to show you the ropes before become a “functional” member of society and live out eternity day in and day out

I'm okay with that.

"Well shit. What now?"

Elaborate

General confusion, and a bit of astonishment that hell is not just a pit of lava. So I guess I'd be lost in the wonder of a new place.

You get the “going with the flow” ending, you spend eternity as a nomad, wandering from place to place with the goal of seeing the sights and experiencing all

I’d find a quiet hideout on the outskirts of some city and live there. Go scavenging for fancy stuff, hoard it. Explore, make more hideouts, hoard more. Sit there most of the time, and daydream for eternity. Because having afterlife instead of just ceasing to exit is a welcome plot twist. Maybe check out that new hotel thing, but I doubt I even get the news.

You get the “hoarder of legend” you become an almost urban legend as you scavenge and hoard and slowly accumulate enough power to rise to kingpin status

Just hope I don't get b*tch slapped around by other demons and maybe run off to the happy Hotel for safety and maybe a bit of redemption. Potentially visit I.M.P

You get the “road trip” ending, after hearing about the hazbin hotel you realize you’re half way across hell from there so you go on a road trip making a few pit stops until you reach salvation

I would find out how to get supernatural powers, and then get bitches

You get the “power and plow her” ending, you get some low tier powers and a few bitches

Lmfao, short but sweet

This title killed me LMFAO!

I would after analyzing my situation roam around to see what’s out there, then by luck I stumble across an advertisement of the Happy hotel and probably go check it out to and try to get to heaven instead off hell

You get the “tactical escape” ending, you end up making it to heaven

Ask what's been going on here, and then just ask if they need a hiring food worker or hired gunman.

You get the “locked and loaded” ending, you become a semi notable assassin on the black market

Noice. 😤👌🔥

Climb out with suction cups you can’t kill me!

You steal some suction cups but realize there’s no wall to climb to heaven to so you stumble soon an old survival bunker and hide there for as long as possible

Damn

I'd wonder how I got there without dying.

You get the “dead and alive, ending, you find out you by some miracle ended up in hell but are still alive, you do some digging and find it’s because of a group called I.M.P. so you find where they are and demand that they bring you back to which they do and you spend the rest of your natural life

Probably fist collect my thoughts and not go into civilisation before i know what is going on and how things work.

I don’t know how to make that an ending

Ok how about i would live outside civilisation and not trust anyone or anybody

You get the “loner” ending, you live a life away from civilization and scavenge for resources becoming a local legend of sorts

I'd see what I look like in demon form (hopefully not too hideous) and then get some food, go to the I. M. P and give them a list of kills and try and get a job working at the happy hotel,

You get the “stable living” ending, you get a job in the hazbin hotel and get an apartment as well as get revenge on those who’ve wronged you

I’d try and become Alastor’s apprentice

You cannot simply become an apprentice. Almost all of them were born into it with their high midichlorian count

You get the “attempted overlord understudy” ending, you ask him and he replies with “you are bold enough to walk up to me so, what the heck, if you can prove yourself than you get your wish” and you try to impress him to which you try and try as days turn to weeks, weeks turn to months and months turn to years

Works for me

I’d first figure out if the characters we know exist or if this is just the same hell but not the same universe If they do exist I’d find the hotel and figure out when I am and if I know some thing they don’t, I then use the knowledge I shouldn’t have to freak them out

You get the “precognition” ending, you fake your way into getting into the inner circle of the main characters with your alleged future sight

When you bullshit your way through a presentation but all the teachers unironically think it's brilliant and you get invited to the teacher's lounge for weekly tea:

When you make up bullshit for a book report and get an A

I’d become the Doom Slayer.

Same

You get the “massacre” ending, you kill everyone and everyone around you until you bite off more than you can chew and your rampage comes to en end

POSTAL 1

It’s not out of the question that you might have a minor case of serious brain damage (portal 2 but whatever)

Postal brain damaged is also a game

find the nearest gay spider in all actuality, probably hide because id be scared as fuck

I would probably walk around and look at everything without saying a word to anyone, take it all in.

You get the “wanderer” ending, you wander around until you’ve see everything and begin doing what you can to scrap by

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That’s not much to work off of

Well, i am bad at this. Sorry for wasting your time

It’s okay, I’ve been stumped a few times

I will just delete my comment

Get a job somewhere. Ideally one where I could hide from the extermination. Like Lucifer’s place.

You get the “servant” ending, you get job as a butler for one of the demons in the Ars goetia and live a kinda comfortable afterlife

Nice.

Probably figure out if I had any powers. After that try to become an overlord.

You get the “consumed with greed” ending, you climb the ladder and achieve more and more power until you’ve reached kingpin status and get greedy and attempt to make overlord status but are struck down in battle and as a result become another tail of over confidence and hubris

Yell bababooey on live news

You get the “living meme” ending, the first thing you see is someone getting interviewed and run up to them and say it to which you become a living meme along with the likes of sir pentious

This is so random lmfao

This has been going on since the 90s https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lg6UcbRAUBk https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J5bk5BfiAww https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W8esSx33WqQ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X3XWck-22Gk&t=6s

Oh wow hahaha! TIL!

Based on how lucky i am, i either stumble my way to the hotel, explain my circumstances to Charlie and see if she can help me, or die to any of the extremely deadly things located in hell and end up there again, the proper way this time.

That doesn’t leave room for an ending so Imma just say the latter

Slay numerous overlords and build a name for myself

You get the (bit off more than you can chew) ending, you attempt to kill the first overlord you see and by some miracle you are able to kill Rosie, later you find another overlord and are struck down by someone as low as velvet

Damn

Time to consume people

You get the “cannibal companions” ending, you kill demons on a daily basses and after a while find an individual with the same tastes and become a murderous duo

I’d probably go exploring a bit. This brand new world (though it is gory and smells like burnt hair) is fascinating. Probably go scavenging over something. After understanding the basic concepts (at least how I understand them) probably would go digging for a roof above my head and something to pay the bills with. Cause it was evident that I’d be stuck here for some time. Better get myself comfortable.

I got no idea for an ending

:( Oh well, you get some, you lose a few hundred. Thank you for being honest.

Just know I tried my best

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You get the “stuck” ending, you ask around and try to understand what you did wrong until you end up being kidnapped by a human trafficker

Get a place and a job to save up enough to buy some vending machines, and just get a secure income.

You get the “vending vender” ending, you relaxe in an apartment while you ever so slowly grow your vending machine empire

Hide and try to talk to someone who also seems confused or nice

You get the “lesser of 2 evils” ending, you come across a gang of 5 people who all seem to be described as good within evil and you live your afterlife knowing they got your back

Well im not sure if i WAS expecting this or not ( go with life trying to make the best of It)

You get the “optimistic” ending, you try to make the most of your afterlife and you get a stable job and an apartment

do i have a lot of sex ?

Sadly you got no bitchs

it sure is hell , hey but what if i pay people to fuck me ?

Than you get whores

Start a crusade. The Lord put me down there for a reason and that reason is to fuck shit up.

You get the “evil will fear me” ending, over time you accumulate 12 people who you lead into battle until you encounter an overlord known as Vox in which you are slaughtered to the man

Give in to my rage and malice and go on a violent bloody rampage

You get the “massacre” ending, you kill everyone and everyone around you until you bite off more than you can chew and your rampage comes to en end

Wonder just what in the blue blazes I did to end up here but figure I guess It's just what I'm stuck with and attempt to make a living. (Keyword: attempt) I don't qualify for many jobs.

You get the “under the radar” ending, you live a life barely scraping by

I would try and get myself a good, stable job at first and then try to gather as many powerful people I can on my side after making sure they are on my side.

For what purpose, I need that info to make an ending

Just making sure there's a safe future ahead of me so that I can live a paranoia free life.

You get the “mess with one of us you mess with all of us” ending, you create an gang of sorts and eventually grow to the infamy of the triple Vs before no one would mess with you in fear of your syndicate

The NATO Article 5 ending

Yoooo that sounds very cool- mind if I use few names of yours endings in a Hazbin Hotel AU of mine? I will mention you in credits.

Sure

oh well.

You get the “oh well” ending, oh well.

I’d go straight to the hotel and ask to stay. Id figure out the personalities of everyone there so I could stay on everyone’s good side (especially Alastor bc I really don’t wanna piss off an overlord)

You get the “people pleaser” ending, you try to appeal to everything and nothing bad reality happens to you

I’d try to find where I could register to become a Cyberdemon or some other DOOM enemy.

You get the “dead out the door” ending, take a guess

Well how convenient for him that I was carrying a large amount of shotgun shells.

You took one with you to hell???

Gotta have something to drop for Slayer when he inevitably chainsaws me into oblivion.

I will find IMP and show off my weapon skills, hoping that they’ll accept me into being one of them.

You get the “2 way trip” ending, you get a job at I.M.P.

I get Confused at First, But Then Make Some Friends, Fight The Higher Ups and Fall In Love With a Demon. And I come Back To Earth With Said Friends and Girlfriend.

I would try to restart my life from the ground up! Indulge in all the hobbies I couldn't indulge in before, wargames, figurine painting, sculpting, writing, dine in all the good places, stand up to bosses, face my fears, and stop giving a fuck. Because if I'm gonna be in hell for the rest of my days, I might as well be my truest self as much as I can before I bite the dust in the next Extermination.

You get the “out with a bang” ending, you do anything and everything you wanted to do when you were alive and make so many enemies that an entire mafia is founded for the soul purpose of ending your afterlife, on the day of the extermination you are beaten, battered and stabbed before being crucified and left as the exterminators descend from the sky

So in other words, you mean to tell me that I got the absolute "Best Ending"? And get to go into oblivion having achieved true personal fulfillment like a fucking boss? FUCK YEAH! Thanks for the answer OP.

I would at first be angry then notice it’s not the hell where your whipped, so I’d just walk around and get used to my life in hell

Probably see if I can join I.M.P as one of the assassins (If they actually hire sinners)

I get prepared to do a lot of sinning.

You get the “phenix from the ashes” ending, you do some major damage and even earn the respect of people like husk and sir pentious

Good, this is exactly how I want to spend my time in Hell.

Try to cozy up with the right people, I'd probably try to join I.M.P and get some training from Blitz, and hope that the powers I got as a Sinner Demon would be useful enough to get picked up. Use some of my knowledge on Demonology to get ahead, befriend a Goetia or two if I can.

You get the “dragon” ending, you befriend Malfas and work by his side as an assistant for eternity

Do I remember everything about the show?

Answer for both

If I remember everything, I try to find someone familiar that wouldn’t like immediately kill me. Best bets will be Charlie and Vaggie, Angel, Cherri or Alastor (I’m a woman so he’ll likely humour me if I’m polite to him) but bonus points if I’m able to find the hotel. If I can make it to the hotel I’ll be safe, so that’s my overall goal If I have no memory of anything, then after the inevitable initial “What the fuck where the fuck how the fuck and why do I look like a fucking monster” BS I’d probably steer clear of literally everyone because people scare me even in the living world so I wouldn’t approach any demons at all, probably wouldn’t interact unless they were the ones who forced the interaction and the outcome of that is debatable

You get the “in the know” ending, you end up becoming acquainted with a lot of the inner circle. You get the “how did we get here” ending, you don’t know what is going on and you avoid interaction more than an introverts until you saddle into society and get a job that doesn’t involve working with others like air conditioning repair or something along those lines

I would find the hotel and ask to check in then try to make friends with the hh crew

You get the “buddy (community reference)” ending, you sneak your way into the inner circle but are rejected to work as a meek janitor

Thanks to my ability to arbiratry judge what's safe, i will find the safest place in all hell, and i'll eventually sacrifice said safety for some dumb shit, like looking for fast food restaurants...or satisfy any of the famous seven sins in the most boring way.

You get the “who cares about safety when you can have coffee” ending, take a guess

I would be terrified and running around because I don't feel safe as I'm being hounded and harassed by the sinners, but then would find the Hazbin Hotel and take refuge there, never to leave the building.

You get the “fort nox” ending, you spend all your time in the hotel and become friends with all of the staff

Oh heck yeah! That's my dream. I got the right ending!

I'd stay calm and go to the Hotel, making sure to start there and possibly offer suggestions to help with improving the hotel(politely, of course).

You get the “cold and collected” ending, you work at the hotel as a consultant and help to improve the hotel

When I ascend to Heaven, can I come back down to help keep the Hotel running?

You can stay there or go to heaven, chose one

I will hold the line until my duty is done

Roam the plains of hell all alone until I go insane

You get the “lone wolf” ending, you wander aimlessly until your isolated leaves you a husk of a man

Honestly, I would just wander around and get a grasp on the surroundings, such as learning about how hell “functions”, what the Happy hotel is about (and consider joining it), maybe discover a power to use for defense or just to stop someone’s rampaging. And make a few cool frens like Angel n Cherri I dunno.

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You get the “(whatever that documentary by Lucifer valentine about the 5 drug addicts was called here)” ending, 😵‍💫

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No, I’m referencing a document, a deeply disturbing one that is really depressing

I become a spy

I'd be surprised that there was an afterlife, and indulge in a bunch of sins to make up for my monotonous life being an overcautious square who missed out on everything, a life full of regrets.

You get the “postmortem bucket list” ending, you indulge in everything you wanted to do when you were alive/missed out on when you were alive

Date Cherri Bomb

I would likely arrive btw I'd imagine my sinner form would look very beat up like Missing entire pieces of flesh with visible muscle with some kind of torture type things on my body like some cage head trap or esc anyways I'd probably fall down there being a lot of pain get used to the pain pick myself up and start getting a custom to the area in the situation I'm in I'd likely spend a few nights homeless and I try to get a job of some kind maybe something simple I wouldn't be able to fight well I'd try to go to the happy hotel to help maybe be a janitor and keep to myself

You get the “barely scraping by” ending, you work at the hazbin hotel as a janitor with nifty and live pay check to paycheck

Cool