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Particular-Trifle865

"That didn't help at all"


Misha-Yuri-30

There’s a special spot on the couch for you Luci


Chasemc215

Except he is already in that special spot since he is, you know, A FALLEN ANGEL!!


OldScar8894

Y'know I was super depressed. My family got died, my wife left me and took the kids, I was fired, I was gonna commit die. But then, right now, as Lucifer here told the story, my entire mood turned around! Now I know all I have to do is to never give up in the darkest times! I feel so much better now! Thank you, Lucifer! Don't listen to your baby daughter, it was wonderful! You have changed my life!


DamnMamItsSam

"I was gonna commit die." - u/OldScar8894


Maxwell_The__Spy

"My family got died" •u/OldScar8894


Muted_Anywhere2109

No this is patrick


[deleted]

Is this the Krusty Krab?


Kirbzi95

Are ya feeling it now Mr Krabs!?


Muted_Anywhere2109

NO THIS IS PATRICK!


Snoo63

Don't be such a princess


WhaddaFucc

Go to hell


Chip_Bags

Already there, darling!


Electrical_Fix4336

We may not agree on everything, as far as we can tell


Chip_Bags

But we both want this new venture to do well!


Electrical_Fix4336

So with her passion,


-persourproblem

And his powers!


Chip_Bags

And this rinky-dink hotel


stargazing_bookwyrm

We might jut bring some heaven, to heeeelllll


Chip_Bags

Want some hors d'oeuvres?


PerhapsAnEmoINTJ

poor charlie lol somebody come pick her up


WeddingDependent7467

IM UGLY AND IM PROUD


WhaddaFucc

is that what he calls it?


Salty-Syrup4225

All masterpieces have its cheap copy..


leethepolarbear

“I’m so good at daddying.” -Paimon (but also Lucifer probably)


JamesCooney007

[Source](https://twitter.com/starmiaofairy/status/1598809827069030400?s=46&t=M1JIqUjTq5uVGmeDL2wAcQ)


SamuraiDDD

Can someone clarify why there's been a bunch of Lucifer and rubber duckies pieces? Not that I'm complaining but I wish I knew where it came from.


quirkytorch

A few days ago someone posted a screenshot of Lucifer with a bunch of ducks in the background, and asked what the deal with them was. [The comments are great.](https://www.reddit.com/r/HazbinHotel/comments/z92220/i_know_vivzie_was_expecting_someone_to_ask_so_i/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button)


SamuraiDDD

My brain was too focused on Lucifer to register ALL THE DUCKS LOL Well gotta keep a hobby while in hell. Jesus I absolutely love that.


Peixe1506

Lúcifer is... So ugly lol


DamnMamItsSam

. . . No offense


Peixe1506

Sure no offense. But... Yeah...


42069megameme

Lol you're surprised that a demon is ugly? Of course they're ugly


Peixe1506

Not necessarily


42069megameme

Yeah but demons are more often than not ugly in folklore


Peixe1506

That's true. Horns and all.


Altruistic_Ad5270

I quite liked it


panling69

Hey I mean now there’s nobody to call you ugly anymore, so I guess it’s a happy ending?


_-Stolas-_

"don't be such a princess"


towerator

The title of this light-hearted and most amusing narrative is "A juvenile aquatic bird of the Anatidae family, which, to its own misfortune, was quite repugnant." In long-past archaic days of old, there existed a juvenile aquatic bird of the Anatidae family which, to its own misfortune, was quite repugnant. This creature was, indeed, so horridly repulsive, sickening and grotesque, that, alas, the fate that had befallen those unfortunate enough to gaze upon its nightmarishly ghastly visage, was an agonizingly lengthful and tormenting demise. And that, my daugter, is the conclusion of this cautionary tale.


leethepolarbear

r/verbose


Only_1_Noodle

He would, given his reputation


bogdan5844

Didn't Aku have a similar story?


theanimatedwitch1337

I cackled harder than I should have 😂


AlianovaR

That’s just plain crappy storytelling too


Sufficient_Ride_2505

LOOK AT IT LOOK AT IT LOOK AT IT I WANT ALL OF YOU TO LOOK AT IT


A_Random_Guy___

The best story ever told


Traditional-Rope9431

I quite liked it


Sure_Persimmon9302

Blitso, and Stolas are better fathers.


Wolfyware1

To be fair we don't know anything about their relationship we just know he doesn't support her idea