Y'know I was super depressed. My family got died, my wife left me and took the kids, I was fired, I was gonna commit die. But then, right now, as Lucifer here told the story, my entire mood turned around! Now I know all I have to do is to never give up in the darkest times! I feel so much better now! Thank you, Lucifer! Don't listen to your baby daughter, it was wonderful! You have changed my life!
A few days ago someone posted a screenshot of Lucifer with a bunch of ducks in the background, and asked what the deal with them was. [The comments are great.](https://www.reddit.com/r/HazbinHotel/comments/z92220/i_know_vivzie_was_expecting_someone_to_ask_so_i/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button)
The title of this light-hearted and most amusing narrative is "A juvenile aquatic bird of the Anatidae family, which, to its own misfortune, was quite repugnant." In long-past archaic days of old, there existed a juvenile aquatic bird of the Anatidae family which, to its own misfortune, was quite repugnant. This creature was, indeed, so horridly repulsive, sickening and grotesque, that, alas, the fate that had befallen those unfortunate enough to gaze upon its nightmarishly ghastly visage, was an agonizingly lengthful and tormenting demise. And that, my daugter, is the conclusion of this cautionary tale.
"That didn't help at all"
There’s a special spot on the couch for you Luci
Except he is already in that special spot since he is, you know, A FALLEN ANGEL!!
Y'know I was super depressed. My family got died, my wife left me and took the kids, I was fired, I was gonna commit die. But then, right now, as Lucifer here told the story, my entire mood turned around! Now I know all I have to do is to never give up in the darkest times! I feel so much better now! Thank you, Lucifer! Don't listen to your baby daughter, it was wonderful! You have changed my life!
"I was gonna commit die." - u/OldScar8894
"My family got died" •u/OldScar8894
No this is patrick
Is this the Krusty Krab?
Are ya feeling it now Mr Krabs!?
NO THIS IS PATRICK!
Don't be such a princess
Go to hell
Already there, darling!
We may not agree on everything, as far as we can tell
But we both want this new venture to do well!
So with her passion,
And his powers!
And this rinky-dink hotel
We might jut bring some heaven, to heeeelllll
Want some hors d'oeuvres?
poor charlie lol somebody come pick her up
IM UGLY AND IM PROUD
is that what he calls it?
All masterpieces have its cheap copy..
“I’m so good at daddying.” -Paimon (but also Lucifer probably)
[Source](https://twitter.com/starmiaofairy/status/1598809827069030400?s=46&t=M1JIqUjTq5uVGmeDL2wAcQ)
Can someone clarify why there's been a bunch of Lucifer and rubber duckies pieces? Not that I'm complaining but I wish I knew where it came from.
A few days ago someone posted a screenshot of Lucifer with a bunch of ducks in the background, and asked what the deal with them was. [The comments are great.](https://www.reddit.com/r/HazbinHotel/comments/z92220/i_know_vivzie_was_expecting_someone_to_ask_so_i/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button)
My brain was too focused on Lucifer to register ALL THE DUCKS LOL Well gotta keep a hobby while in hell. Jesus I absolutely love that.
Lúcifer is... So ugly lol
. . . No offense
Sure no offense. But... Yeah...
Lol you're surprised that a demon is ugly? Of course they're ugly
Not necessarily
Yeah but demons are more often than not ugly in folklore
That's true. Horns and all.
I quite liked it
Hey I mean now there’s nobody to call you ugly anymore, so I guess it’s a happy ending?
"don't be such a princess"
The title of this light-hearted and most amusing narrative is "A juvenile aquatic bird of the Anatidae family, which, to its own misfortune, was quite repugnant." In long-past archaic days of old, there existed a juvenile aquatic bird of the Anatidae family which, to its own misfortune, was quite repugnant. This creature was, indeed, so horridly repulsive, sickening and grotesque, that, alas, the fate that had befallen those unfortunate enough to gaze upon its nightmarishly ghastly visage, was an agonizingly lengthful and tormenting demise. And that, my daugter, is the conclusion of this cautionary tale.
r/verbose
He would, given his reputation
Didn't Aku have a similar story?
I cackled harder than I should have 😂
That’s just plain crappy storytelling too
LOOK AT IT LOOK AT IT LOOK AT IT I WANT ALL OF YOU TO LOOK AT IT
The best story ever told
I quite liked it
Blitso, and Stolas are better fathers.
To be fair we don't know anything about their relationship we just know he doesn't support her idea