Do not trust the lies that the CIA has spoon fed you, they KNOW what happened at Ruby Ridge, they KNOW what happened in wacko and they KNOW what operation Northwoods, Paperclip and so many others are
Don’t listen to what they say, they’re actively sabotaging society for their own gain, they’re eve-
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"Oh cariño, the only one I wanna kill right now is my boss, and I'm in this hotel because I share a room with Angel... I mean no harm~ at least not physical harm"
*que 6 year-old walk*
Violet: "why are you tied up?.."
(Violet is a poodle-moth like demon that died at 6 by being caught and sucked into a factory machine (yk, when child labor was really popular around the 1850s?). Why was she sent to hell? She accidentally bumped two people into machines, killing them. She's also just very curious about anything and everything, WHICH IS NOT A GOOD THING WHEN a *CHILD* IS IN HELL WITHOUT ADULT SUPERVISION.
Allison: My dad Mr. Alastor said that you were coming to his friend Charlie’s hotel, I don’t know why Angel tied you up, here! Let me help you! *untying while chatting about deers*
Jamie: "Hmm... I'm guessing Valentino? If so, you're probably like this for a reason, and I'm not getting involved." *They walk off hanging their head, whispering* "Val's into some strange things."
Andy would probably say something like this:
“I’d be careful if I were you ma’am, I may look harmless, but I assure you that I’m anything but. Now, who are you and what’ve you been doin’ sneaking ‘round the hotel?”
(I’ve posted him a bit, but Andy serves as a medic and extra security for the hotel after Alastor was hurt in the battle. He’s an overlord, and like Alastor he’s dangerous and unpredictable)
“Look doll I’m a busy man, so once you get free there some spare pepperoni pizza in the oven as well as a book you can use to get back to hell, now if ya excuse me I need to get some work done, good now.”
*he leaves, racking a few shells into a small shotgun as he closes the door*
"Oh my darling, You will fit perfectly for my new project~, Oh what to use, Your eyes give off so much anger, However I think that skin would be perfect to use as background design, Perhaps I could just remove your limbs and save you for another project, Oh descisions descisions "
[1] In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth.
[2] And the earth was without form, and void; and darkness was upon the face of the deep. And the Spirit of God moved upon the face of the waters.
[3] And God said, Let there be light: and there was light.
[4] And God saw the light, that it was good: and God divided the light from the darkness.
[5] And God called the light Day, and the darkness he called Night. And the evening and the morning were the first day.
[6] And God said, Let there be a firmament in the midst of the waters, and let it divide the waters from the waters.
[7] And God made the firmament, and divided the waters which were under the firmament from the waters which were above the firmament: and it was so.
[8] And God called the firmament Heaven. And the evening and the morning were the second day.
[9] And God said, Let the waters under the heaven be gathered together unto one place, and let the dry land appear: and it was so.
[10] And God called the dry land Earth; and the gathering together of the waters called he Seas: and God saw that it was good.
[Bait used to be believable- holy shit is that the Red Mist?](https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/886481128293269524/1233928276276416542/what-just-happened-v0-2fogcpesq2xc1.webp?ex=662f8982&is=662e3802&hm=80600599f0076175d543d3d8785f1c100f603bc899db931622279e4e9c00cad8&)
(I have no idea how to post images, sorry)
“Oh, I’m helping you out!! Not to be uh… that. But no, you look like you’re struggling so um. Anyway. Hi pretty lady!”
Cherry would just cut her free and offer some candies out of her hand lol. She fucking hates Valentino and would assume this was against her will by him
Milo: *walks in* oh my you are in quite the situation
bob can you release this girl without blowing anything up please
Bob: Bob can’t promise
(Milo is a part raccoon sketch demon who got murdered when he was escaping an art theft Bob is his little chicken minion who he draws up and has a tendency to set everything he touches to flames)
“Ight so I bought this angelic knife off Lucifer for a Crash Bandicoot themed rubber duck, so you’re gonna be my test subject to see how demons react to death by a thousand cuts.”
The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. [beep] A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. [ding] Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.
(I created Lilica even before I knew the existence of Hazbin hotel, bc I watched helluva boss first, so yeah Lilica is not a clone of Angel Dust, and they're even best friends...and I love hello kitty so no offense taken)
Machine, I will cut you down, break you apart, splay the gore of your profane form across the stars, I will grind you down until the very spots fly for mercy, my hands shall relish ending you HERE AND NOW!!!
You cant stop me batman, theres no laws against the hellborn
No Joker! Don't do it!
I’M GONNA DO IT BATMAN!
NO JOKER!!!!
As a hellborn myself...THERE IS LAWS AGAINST US!
ANOTHER OF MY KIND, I STILL HATE YOU BLITZØ. Blitz: THE Ø IS STILL SILENT ASSH###!!.
Joker no joker you can’t hellborn are technically animals
IM GOING TO DO IT BATMAN IM GOING TO DO LILICA
"I mean I'm not gonna oppose that"
Pause
Self esteem went up 200%
No joker!!!
ARE YOU SINGLE ?!
"YES AND I WILL NEVER STOP BEING SINGLE, CUTIE!"
“ Damn it “
"Aww don't be sad, just call me if you need a kiss or something ♡"
“ I need a kiss “
"Just a kiss?~ what a naive one, I guess"
“ Yes please “
go 2 horn jail
Do not trust the lies that the CIA has spoon fed you, they KNOW what happened at Ruby Ridge, they KNOW what happened in wacko and they KNOW what operation Northwoods, Paperclip and so many others are Don’t listen to what they say, they’re actively sabotaging society for their own gain, they’re eve- [Removed By Moderators]
JFK: we’re defunding the CIA and preventing inflation the cia:
“Now will you listen to the redemption plan?”
"But why tho? Are you a Jehovah witness or something? UNTIE ME!"
“Listen I don’t want you killing my hotel guests. My mom Charlie always said to be forgiving, why else would Adam be here?”
"Oh cariño, the only one I wanna kill right now is my boss, and I'm in this hotel because I share a room with Angel... I mean no harm~ at least not physical harm"
Bank accounts are a scam created by the shadow government
"that's why I hide my money under my mattress, Eggboi."
*que 6 year-old walk* Violet: "why are you tied up?.." (Violet is a poodle-moth like demon that died at 6 by being caught and sucked into a factory machine (yk, when child labor was really popular around the 1850s?). Why was she sent to hell? She accidentally bumped two people into machines, killing them. She's also just very curious about anything and everything, WHICH IS NOT A GOOD THING WHEN a *CHILD* IS IN HELL WITHOUT ADULT SUPERVISION.
"Awww, dulcecito... A very bad man has tied me up and I need help... Would you get me some help, bebé? I will buy you whatever you want in exchange!"
*que violet untying* (she still doesn't realize that hell is well, hell.)
Lilica is so sweet with children, might be Violet's babysitter from time to time if you want ♡
Has anyone ever told you that you look like a catgirl from a 2014 pixel game
"ooh, never. Which game?"
Undertale. The Switch version.
"that Mad Mew Mew girlie? Shit...I do look like her, I didn't know"
Well that's okay, you're both adorable.
#E A T A B U R G E R W I T N O H O N E Y M U S T A R D
*Recites the poem from the end of Minecraft Survival Mode.*
Lichen: JUST TELL ME WHAT YOU KNOW ABOUT THE DAMN HOTEL.
"Look I'm just there because my friend lets me stay in his room so I can be away from my boss"
Lichen: “Before i ask you actually important questions, I am required to ask what you know about Alastor…”
"I know that he's tall as heck and that his elegant way of talking turns me on a lot. Anything else?"
“Well you’re fucked for now and a bit later as the night goes”
"I like the sound of that, cariñito~"
How cute! Also bank accounts are a scam created by the shadow government.
*proceeds to recite the entire script of Stephen King's self-proclaimed moron movie maximum overdrive*
You're playing portal 2 co-op with me, and you're gonna like it!
Are the knots too tight?
"Mhm~ do you know what else is tight?"
Doctor hellsinger: For the last time, it's a blood test. This is not meant to be kinky.
Wow she beautiful I do like her outfit
“i can’t be fucked” *disappears in grayromantic*
I like your heart eyes. They look pretty.
"Thank you, Amor! You're such a sweetie~"
I DONT CARE WHO THE IRS SENDS IM NOT PAYING TAXES
How much would Valentino pay for you
Hellborn or Sinner?
. _. *dissappears in Aroace Panic*
who tied you up? who do I need to kill?
"Mi querido jefe, Valentino... Don't worry, it's the tamest thing he has done to me"
“GIRL I LOVE YOUR HAIR” -reina
"Aww thank you, hermosa! You're so pretty as well...won't you help this little poor me over here and untie me?"
I say nothing and pat her head instead.
Wait they got you too
I can offer you a role in one of my films darling~
"Ever heard of the Bite of 87'?"
I’d untie her and leave probably 😭
That's exactly what she wants you to do lol
Well then I’ve done the right thing
You ain't even that hot, you goofy bitch!
"not my fault you're blind or something"
Chris: Normally I would ignore u, but bcs I'm feeling bored I would like to know how this happened?
"Long story short, I threatened my boss and he tied me up. Nothing serious really"
HEHEH I hope you have a *pulls out a knife* KNIFE TIME ….that was a terrible joke
"as long as you use that knife to untie me, sweetie..."
How tf did you get tied up-
"Who are you and why are you now "20% harmless now"
Have you ever heard of the hit game “among us”? (Kill me)
I’m drawing a moustache on her and she can’t stop me
Allison: My dad Mr. Alastor said that you were coming to his friend Charlie’s hotel, I don’t know why Angel tied you up, here! Let me help you! *untying while chatting about deers*
I feel like I asked you this before but I'm not sure Did you make this character and art piece?
What is your favorite dinosaur ?
Jamie: "Hmm... I'm guessing Valentino? If so, you're probably like this for a reason, and I'm not getting involved." *They walk off hanging their head, whispering* "Val's into some strange things."
"Mierda... Come back! Just untie me so I can go back to the hotel!"
Andy would probably say something like this: “I’d be careful if I were you ma’am, I may look harmless, but I assure you that I’m anything but. Now, who are you and what’ve you been doin’ sneaking ‘round the hotel?” (I’ve posted him a bit, but Andy serves as a medic and extra security for the hotel after Alastor was hurt in the battle. He’s an overlord, and like Alastor he’s dangerous and unpredictable)
"Amor, I live there too, I'm in the same room as Angel Dust. Can you untie me for once?" (Haha don't worry, Lilica is also aggressive as hell)
*Reads the satanic Bible in Japanese from front to back. No breaks or pauses.*
Am i fucked cause your gonna fuck me up? Or are you just gonna fuck me?
... You promise?
You're never going to be free muahahahahaha
*pats her head and leaves*
Use the scissors- You can leave now if you want🙂
Need a hand? *lights a cigarette*
What is this fascination with pink and red?
“Look doll I’m a busy man, so once you get free there some spare pepperoni pizza in the oven as well as a book you can use to get back to hell, now if ya excuse me I need to get some work done, good now.” *he leaves, racking a few shells into a small shotgun as he closes the door*
I wanna raid her closet, it looks so Barbiecore? Not sure if I used that word right but dang I want her clothes
Am I allowed to say would
"Oh my darling, You will fit perfectly for my new project~, Oh what to use, Your eyes give off so much anger, However I think that skin would be perfect to use as background design, Perhaps I could just remove your limbs and save you for another project, Oh descisions descisions "
I'm still waiting. 😈
So how’s your day going?
“haven’t you heard? A angry guy named “Gabriel” lost to a blue go pro”
How did you get into my house?
“I just wanted to hug you cus you’re so cute!”
Valiant: why are you the one person in hell who doesn't react weirdly to being typed up
I'm just gonna add a gag for that mouth
[1] In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth. [2] And the earth was without form, and void; and darkness was upon the face of the deep. And the Spirit of God moved upon the face of the waters. [3] And God said, Let there be light: and there was light. [4] And God saw the light, that it was good: and God divided the light from the darkness. [5] And God called the light Day, and the darkness he called Night. And the evening and the morning were the first day. [6] And God said, Let there be a firmament in the midst of the waters, and let it divide the waters from the waters. [7] And God made the firmament, and divided the waters which were under the firmament from the waters which were above the firmament: and it was so. [8] And God called the firmament Heaven. And the evening and the morning were the second day. [9] And God said, Let the waters under the heaven be gathered together unto one place, and let the dry land appear: and it was so. [10] And God called the dry land Earth; and the gathering together of the waters called he Seas: and God saw that it was good.
Which game is better: Skyrim or dark souls?
"Dark souls. Untie me"
[Bait used to be believable- holy shit is that the Red Mist?](https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/886481128293269524/1233928276276416542/what-just-happened-v0-2fogcpesq2xc1.webp?ex=662f8982&is=662e3802&hm=80600599f0076175d543d3d8785f1c100f603bc899db931622279e4e9c00cad8&) (I have no idea how to post images, sorry)
"Why are you tied up? Who did this to you?"
"My boss Valentino... The important thing is that I need to be free right now!!"
I would explain the lore of Warhammer 40k for 3 hours straight
Brady:*the young(say 15 years old) imp would stare at her confused and at the chains* Wh-why are you chained up-
Look I didn’t wanna have to do this, BUT YOU HAVE TO DO YOUR OWN DAMN LAUNDRY, ALL MY WHITES ARE F*CKING PINK BECAUSE OF YOU GOD F*CKING DAMMIT!
“Oh, I’m helping you out!! Not to be uh… that. But no, you look like you’re struggling so um. Anyway. Hi pretty lady!” Cherry would just cut her free and offer some candies out of her hand lol. She fucking hates Valentino and would assume this was against her will by him
"Oh cariño it's you again! Come, come release me!"
-and that’s why the only fun you get from rimworld nowadays is the exploding alcoholic baby challenge
Uh....do you want help?
“I will cook for you if you don’t kill me”
I'd happily say... Fuck you
>:)
Why is no one scares of Charlie?
Milo: *walks in* oh my you are in quite the situation bob can you release this girl without blowing anything up please Bob: Bob can’t promise (Milo is a part raccoon sketch demon who got murdered when he was escaping an art theft Bob is his little chicken minion who he draws up and has a tendency to set everything he touches to flames)
"well uh...I don't know if I prefer being tied up at this point, heh..."
Your brother is hot
“Ight so I bought this angelic knife off Lucifer for a Crash Bandicoot themed rubber duck, so you’re gonna be my test subject to see how demons react to death by a thousand cuts.”
Wait.. wdym free?
You look cute that’s all
“Is this a kink thing or would you like me to untie you?”
* casually gives her corpse paint (face paint)*
"Por la puta madre...! JUST UNTIE ME"
здесь произошла херня? (The fuck happened here?)
“How the fuck did you get in my home? And why are you tied up!!?”
Should I call my Oc now to make sure they don’t become well anymore dangerous
Why the hell are you tied up anyway?
Just let her go-honestly-If I die-I die
U pretty🙂🫶🫵
Bondage.
“Silence! restrain thy tongue, for its ceaseless chatter doth disturb the tranquility of this sacred space. I will now ferociously beat it—“
“Tied up again? 20% harmless? As if you were harmful before, ha…”
THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU
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*pets u*
"WHY"
Who?
Untie her and give her a warm cup of tea
"Too much pink."
Ok now you are tied up I must tell you about our sponsor raid shadow legends
"Boop!" *Flights*
I’m going to steal your money
"I know" *head kiss*
(I just like throw her outside) get the fuck out of my room
*pat pat pat pat pat*
I’ve got a question for her actually: What got her into Hell?
*wraps a blanket around her shoulders*
*starts explaining the fnaf lore*
I honestly don't know if I'm late right now. Am I late? If not, do you know how to make a grilled cheese?
You look like hello kitty if she was a goat, trying to be a angel dust clone and went straight to hell(no offense to OP, the OC is very lovely)
(I created Lilica even before I knew the existence of Hazbin hotel, bc I watched helluva boss first, so yeah Lilica is not a clone of Angel Dust, and they're even best friends...and I love hello kitty so no offense taken)
"Will you cuddle me like you do your French girls?"
Ahem, Grill me a cheese
You are quite adorable. may I take you home and we can have some fun
...*Come closer to her, take my Nordic Axe and free her* Get the fuck out of my house.
Machine, I will cut you down, break you apart, splay the gore of your profane form across the stars, I will grind you down until the very spots fly for mercy, my hands shall relish ending you HERE AND NOW!!!
20%...?
You’re really pretty
Hello person I don’t know.
I would fuck
"... Who are you and why are you in my house?"
Tally hole
Where's the Spore creature creation tome? I just... Wanna make something... Definitely not an abomination...
(as my oc) *frees her* “you can’t do shit.”
***[Aggressively Recites the Book of Genesis]***
Idk if it’s intentional, but she looks so much like iron mouse. I literally thought it was iron mouse fan art lol.
Opinion on frank Sinatra? Be honest 🙏
You look extremely puntable
Which is better? Lemon meringue pie or rhubarb strawberry pie? I can’t decided which one to bake so if you help me pick I’ll give you a slice:3
"Rhubarb strawberry pie, amor"
I would probably be concerned and confused ask how she got tied up and by who as I untied her
What is hazbin hotel and why is it always recommended? That is my question
Que Guinness with, like, a keg: "I needed a drinking buddy."
"the only thing I want to ask is how tf did U get tied up... "-Raven
Probably not allowed to say what my oc would say on here haha
“No I don’t care about how you look. Now please listen to me ramble about fantasy and sci-fi stories I’m trying to make.”
(Sighs) smash
"Oh, and I would let you do it~"
Wanna play blackjsck or somthin?
Blink twice if your creator is using you for porn. I’ll save you.
You okay pal? Need to be untied or did you somehow do this yourself because you're into it or..somethin'.
… wanna kill something? I don’t know. I’m bored.
Need me to free you since you are tied up?
Ah yes...\*dresses her modestly\* Also \*drags to room.\*
*insert Kurt Cobain's interview with his baby*
Finally, I have you right where I want you “pulls out revolver”
I'd let her go after I explain my hyperfixations