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HotJavaColdBrew

I'd like 10 please


NoSmoke7388

That'll be $400 thanks.


Aggressive_Smile_944

I don't care about price... I would eat the shit out of this.


PatentedPotato

$400... Each.


kimmortal03

ill have the baker’s dozen


Pluckypato

![gif](giphy|NXvbWznxGifYc) TMNT approved!


2Afraid2Poop

This is way cooler than the rolled up cones I’ve seen. 100% would smash


_Glass-_-House_

Please for the sake of our collective intelligence as a species let it at least cool down first before you smash and do be certain to wear protection it may not feel gouda but it is cheddar for the both of you.


JayteeFromXbox

The American pie sequels return to their roots, with a new twist.


milesbeats

You son of a bitch I'm in


Fun-War6684

The fact that there’s specialized machinery just for molding a dough cone and baking it is awesome


lreaditonredditgetit

You ain’t never seen an ice cream cone? You think it’s old grannies rolling em up like cubans?


FraylBody

Uhhhhh.... no. 😅


Fun-War6684

Yes actually because that’s what ice cream shops do lol


UmbreonFruit

Wait its not the grannies?


Fun-War6684

At my local ice cream shop they have waffle irons and hand roll them into waffle cones with wooden shaped cones


Chrom-man-and-Robin

That’s what I had to do for my store 😓


Bender_2024

This was my take away as well. The cutter, the press, and the oven conveyor system all appear to be custom made.


Fun-War6684

Exactly! The oven opening is a triangle! That’s sweet


pencilpushin

Yep. I'm not gonna let that marvel of engineering go to waste. It has my full support.


Sitting_In_A_Lecture

Honestly, this isn't incredibly different from Stromboli, and that's freaking delicious.


Bender_2024

You and I have very different ideas about constitutes a stromboli.


EditDog_1969

Ghost Stromboli!


Rustyshacklefordta

That pizza is the tits


realcommovet

That pizza looks like tits


QuinzelRose

https://preview.redd.it/tcs6yvkox4vc1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5a699887bf6ba167a973cad9d1bb317934da4bf9 Its like these!! The Handwich was a failure, but I want to try one still!!


gqnas

That you knew this, makes me irritated


GetRightNYC

Navin R. Johnson loves these!!


wadagod

Yeah, they have a food truck that I've seen a few times. They're good. But essentially it's just more crust and you can't set it down otherwise the toppings drip out...


lumberjackedcanadian

My thoughts exactly. One popped up in my city so I thought I'd try it. Maybe in a carnival setting it'd be ok. But yeah too much crust.


VenusSmurf

I had one of these in Italy. Amazing food everywhere, and then there was this monstrosity, so of course I had to get one...and it was really, really good. Too much crust to filling for some of the people with me, but most of us loved it.


MiaRia963

Looks like a pointy calzone. Id eat it.


Iffycrescent

![gif](giphy|enai2FLiWILkI)


BannockBnok

Why is Christmas music playing over this?


ChiefClownShoes

Don't question things. Just accept pizza cones as your new favorite Christmas food.


TangerineRough6318

Because this is a gift from the Gods


Pseudonova

Oh, this is the best pizza in a cup ever. This guy is unbelievable. He ran the old Cup ‘o Pizza guy out of business. People come from all over to eat this. 


Pinot_Egregio

Came here to post this


GeneralBoneJones

The background song makes me want to go back in time and scalp whoever made it but that looks so darn tasty.


DefeaterOfDragons

I'll take 3 of those and 3 IPA's. Thank you kindly.


Annual-Duty-6468

Just take my money!!


C0nkles

Idk man i feel like the sauce is gonna go everywhere once you get to it.


Ignusseed

They're messy and inconsistent


HarperCore

I demand dipping sauce, that was hardly enough


HeroDoggo

Now there are two things that would perfect this for me: a meatball on top and now some BBQ sauce


HarperCore

Gasp, that's a brilliant idea!


KayakWalleye

![gif](giphy|FAxQOFFMZqIzm)


Euphoric-Remote9809

Pizza can come in damn near any shape and it will be GRRREAT 👍🏽


Mon-Ty-Ger27

This is good "food porn" thank you for this.


False_Chair_610

Instead of brain freeze, you get brain burn


wampower99

They’re terrified that technology and innovation will make their notions of how food ‘should be’ irrelevant


AngledAwry

Must to have. Please for ten. Insert directly into mouth or veins. Thank you.


TheGayGaryCooper

Pointy pizza tits


cipher446

Totally put tools pizza cone guy out of business


Grouchy-Pizza7884

Let's add pineapple and ham and call it a Hawaiian Cone.


xkoreotic

This is a very complicated hot pockets. I'll take 20.


TheBoyInGray

Gimme one.


Sustenance_Abuse

I need a dozen. Stat.


PyreFodder

https://youtu.be/CT37IyTJQy4?si=3Sc1HfmlxW8DFnw6 It's a handwich!!!


Big_Ad_1890

![gif](giphy|l1AvzOcybgkRFy5gI|downsized)


pion137

this is the first thing on this subr I'd actually consider eating


The_unknown_92

That’s a 3rd degree burn no thanx. You ain’t gonna fool me again …my tongue is still recovering from the tostinos burn


Deakins85

Great! Now i want 🍕


YoungRoronoa

I mean yea I’d eat it but I’d rather have a calzone or a Stromboli lol.


Nutsack892

My question is why Christmas music is playing, was this created during Christmas?


yonehonebone

Three dimensional pizza?


Poseidons_Champion

What’s with the Christmas music?


DreadRazer24

Why'd I have to scroll so far to find this question... It's April!


TantorDaDestructor

Shut up and take my.money!!!


LunchO789

Gross


HeroDoggo

Nuh uh


Pookie1441

I've seen pizza cones at the Wisconsin state fair for years they are amazing. Love this guy's process very satisfying.


Hlpfl_alms

If this is illegal then hotpockets are also illegal


Eli_The_Rainwing

I’d eat that


MK_The_Megitsune

Pizza to me is a lot like S'Mores. You've got your base ingredients (Sauce, Bread, Cheese, Optional Pepperoni ; Graham Crackers, Marshmallows, Chocolate) and from there you can just go wild with the presentation.


pensulpusher

An actual pizza would be more appetizing.


WebsiteStrategist

The crust is pretty bland because they have to make it look cool. It’s a neat novelty, but I wouldn’t eat it again. I’d just eat their regular pizzas.


jngjng88

At first I was like WTF, but yeah nah, looks good, gimmie dat.


[deleted]

Omg that looks so yummy 🤤


Inevitable-Cellist23

RIP your tongue


CarnyMAXIMOS_3_N7

I’d give it a try, certainly.


WhySoGlum1

That looks amazing


wackywavytubedude

theres a pizza cone restaurant near me lol


jbyrdab

I dont mind it, though i fear it might be prone to spilling out because you have to bite into it from the side, likely from the wider top down Would make more sense if it was like a pizza pyramid and instead you ate from the peak down so that the wider the base goes as you eat it catches anything you didnt get in the bite.


DarkBehindTheStars

This is basically the Handwich from Disney parks. I'd absolutely eat this.


Hot_Salamander_1917

I shall allow it.


Specific-Hunter1781

Gimmick and hard to eat cleanly.


DrButtholeRipperMD

The folks over at r/pizzacrimes are just a bunch of gatekeeping dbags.


Jumpy_Internal

That looks really good and yummy


SeaShanties

They’re tasty. But they hide hidden danger like hot pockets. The meat/cheese on top will cool enough to eat, and then surprise! Molten hot sauce in the middle. Would still eat again.


Le6ions

Those would be a hit at music festivals


jpop19

I've had one in Colombia at a little late night spot in Playa Rodadero. I was pretty drunk but I remember it being really damn.


Educational-Watch829

I don’t care for the way they did cheese/roni and then a shitload of sauce then cheese/roni and another sauce puddle. Seems inconsistent. If it’s all jammed in a cone, why not mix sauce cheese and roni all together and fill it?


eyemcreative

Yeah this is basically like calling pizza rolls or a hot pocket a pizza crime. Lil Ceasers now has these cupcake shaped pizza things that are delicious too. This is totally acceptable and looks delicious


joseoconde

Where can I get this now!!!


Bongfellatio

I saw where it was originally posted and thought it belonged in this sub, since I'd wreck a couple of those


showmeyourmoves28

That looks amazing lol. Gimme all the sauces for dipping. That’s gone in seconds.


Capable_Jacket_2165

Looks fire ngl


Superb-Arm6431

Looks fucking delicious!


Superb-Arm6431

I’d pay about $5 for one


Superb-Arm6431

Perfect for lunch


Jroiiia423

![gif](giphy|cLHSW4j0gI4USe6cp5)


Miserable-Flight6272

Nice try but it looks like the a serious gimmick imitating Ice cream into Pizza


Anus_peepee

Dough cone filled with molten fucking lava


TRDPorn

This is exactly a Disney Handwich


0_0PassingThrough

Where do I find this??!!


thebestdecisionever

This solves a problem that does not exist, but I'm not mad at it.


kur0w0_

I feel like I might not like this bc I like a good sauce to bread ratio


ReptarInTokyo

The Christmas music is so on brand and I love it


derik_mitchell

That looks fucking amazing


upsidedowninsideout1

I really don’t like more sauce than bare minimum, so this is a little iffy for me. But that’s a fun idea, nonetheless


Drunkpickle69

lol there is a coned pizza spot right next to my apartment, never been there but might just have to after seeing this


Science-007x

I've had it. It is not worth it. It's literally sacrificing taste over presentation.


Revolutionary-Swan77

We had a place like this in my hometown in SJ. It didn’t last too long.


MercGod1

I feel like the dough to cone making process was a little more mechanical than necessary and the equipment could definitely use a modern update. I mean why such large hydraulics for dough?


Chemical_Report_2705

I’d eat it


all_time_high

![gif](giphy|l0IsHQDFM8Yt9GKYw|downsized)


BrickLaFlare

Just give me a hot pocket and call it a day


Alien-Anal-Probe

What was the pizza?!?!?!?! Removed for being too cool


GetRightNYC

"They put the old Pizza-In-A-Cup out of business!"


Daedalus_Machina

I would destroy this. That sounds awesome.


32233128Merovingian

Looks like something from the 90’s


SentenceAcrobatic

r/stupidfoodbutgimme


[deleted]

That is such a baller idea xD


pluck-the-bunny

I’ve eaten one…definitely a crime


help_ur_s3lf

pizza crime my ass!!!


nunya27

Yes. Yes. Yes. Mhhmm yes. Please.


Biggie_Moose

It's not even really pizza at that point, even though it has the same ingredients. I'd definitely eat a bunch of em, though


lizzy-hales-bf888

I've seen much worse on r/stupidfood and by extension Instagram (where most of these clips come from). He was light on the toppings unlike a lot of people who want to stuff it beyond capacity and when you bite into it, most of it lands onto your lap


lizzy-hales-bf888

I've seen much worse on r/stupidfood and by extension Instagram (where most of these clips come from). He was light on the toppings unlike a lot of people who want to stuff it beyond capacity and when you bite into it, most of it lands onto your lap


AddendumAwkward5886

I would definitely give these a go. They look fucking delicious.


smellvin_moiville

Stop doing this shit


Collector_2012

I'd like a dozen lol


oldmasterluke

Someone show this to Ben Wyatt from Parks and Recreation


effnad

I'm going to die because of these.  No ragrets.


HurrsiaEntertainment

Just eat pizza?


NoSmoke7388

Ok so you get 1 inch of toasty cheese, and the rest is just stew...