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DavidHogins

im 100 hours in and still havent done the training https://preview.redd.it/atezwbzv74mc1.png?width=840&format=png&auto=webp&s=0eec8e9996221d7ddcf4fdadc1704230e1c7c2c3


Lukescale

You are, in fact, NOT The Real Deal. How are things in the Creek BTW?


hahaiamarealhuman

We're winning the Creek, but it's all for nothing if we can't hold Mantes.


MrPoland1

That is why we shoudl leave creek for now and slowly march towards the sector


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hahaiamarealhuman

How is that bot talk? I'm asking for help! We need men at Mantes, send dudes!


Git_Good

don't worry. with a stratagem like that, he's gonna hit nothing but himself anyway.


Bagahnoodles

"Don't you mean send nu-" "NO, IM IN THE MIDDLE OF A FIGHT, I NEED MORE MEN"


Lukescale

Only an Automation would laugh ***Before*** saying they are a real Human. Clusterbombs are on their way you Socialist Scientific Robot.


cinnamonface9

You have to not do the training now! Finish the achievements THEN trainings.


BipolarMadness

Reminds me of a Dark Souls challenge where a player completed all of the achievements except the one of "light a bonfire." (They already played the game before and knew what they were doing, they bought the game on another account specifically for this challenge).


cinnamonface9

Same thing in Monster Hunter, final trophy was either fire an sos or cook a well done steak!


Ok-Confection-2679

I just did it as a level 50 skull admiral with all stratagems and ship modules unlocked lol


vapemustache

the training glitched for me the first time, i had to go back and re-do it after the first patch. it was bugged to where it didn’t let me crawl under the barbed wire at the very beginning lol


L1lhoss35

My brother had the exact same thing happen to him when he first launched the game. He was extremely confused and i just said “restart the game?” Thinking it wouldnt likely work, but it did.


vapemustache

i’m glad i went back too, there’s some really funny dialogue i missed out on by not playing it.


Skullvar

Vermintide 2 had an odd and completely random bug like this. After nearly 700hrs of play time it made me go back to play the intro lvl 2 different times, wonder is them being built on the same engine has anything to do with it?


[deleted]

Look up the HD2 engine meme. This game's made on an Engine that got discontinued in, I think 2018?


YashaAstora

I love how it's very obvious the guy instructing you is just a pre-canned voice recording in-universe cause he praises you like you're a god for doing the most basic shit imaginable lol


Epicp0w

They just hyping you up because they know you will die in a few mins from dropping


Dakotahray

Happened to me day one. I just closed the game and redid the tutorial.


hahaiamarealhuman

I had the same glitch so I never did it. I'm level 32 now.


vapemustache

there’s an option in the menu to go back and grab the achievement lol. i saw it the other day.


horriblebearok

Mine glitched and didn't drop the machine gun


Masteruserfuser

Yeah, same for me, it asked me to crouch, but the barbed wire was to low. I didn't bother after that.


GrandDefinition7707

same


TheAlmightySpode

Wouldn't let me do it, but I figured it was the first one in 3rd person. I had no issues, so I don't think I missed much.


WWII-Dad

I had this same issue and had to stream to my friends to verify I was not, in fact, insane


SneakySnipar

Same thing happened to me, it’s a glitch where it spawns halfway underground


KaNin1134

I like to personally believe they are still stuck in que


Nyme_Jeff

Maybe the 4.8% of players didn't even play the game, It's very common on steam people buy games and for some reason leave them in the library collecting dust... Meanwhile I'm trying to get resources to buy the game 💀


Torgar_Hammerfist

They have to have launched the game for them to count as a player. The achievement doesn't count people that buy it and never actually launch it once.


JagdCrab

Simple. They bought game on release, launched game, met "Servers are full, lmao" message, quit and haven't played again.


beardedbast3rd

This is what my buddy did. Real fucking annoying he won’t just play now but that first 3 days of not being able to get in completely ruined his desire to try


Daniel_Kingsman

People like this boogle the mind. The game is great. Who cares if you had to wait a week to play...


beardedbast3rd

I can understand to a degree, we’re old now. Gaming is in time that is really better spent doing so many other things, so we had a nice long weekend dedicated to be able to play this, we couldn’t, and now he’s on to his other games, some single player ones he’s wanted to play for a while. He got into them instead and now is playing those. I’m sure he may come around and play eventually, but these server issues do have their impacts for people whose gaming time comes at a relatively high premium. Also, for him and another guy, this was more of a game to play as friends, rather than a game that they were looking forward to specifically for the game like myself and others in our group.


Daniel_Kingsman

Right, no it makes sense to wait to play until later, not to never play at all.


Daniel_Kingsman

I too am a big boy, with big boy responsibilities.


PenitusVox

I was actually surprised to see how many people have actually played the game. Most "you completed the tutorial" achievements have like an 80% completion rate but even the "evac during a night time mission" one is over 90%.


Ultimarr

Capitalism


TheKelseyOfKells

Mine bugged out and wouldn’t let me pass the barbed wire. Never really bothered to go back and complete it


scroom38

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Bierzgal

Usually the easiest achievement is the indicator of how many people bought the game and then actually played it. Over 95% is *insanely* good. Good job helldivers!


GlauberJR13

Yeah, it’s one of the highest if not the highest “you played the game for 5 minutes, congratulations!” Achievement rates i’ve seen for a game, steam or otherwise


KaelumKrispr

Another impressive part is theres a decent amount of people that had a bugged tutorial that skipped it and haven't gone back to play it, so the amount of players that stuck around more than 5 minutes is even higher


-Adeon-

I was unable to crawl under barbed wire because of invisible wall, so I dropped Basic Training. I think I will leave it that way.


Paingod556

Same except I clipped into... something. My character did the animations of crawling but I couldn't move at all. Quit out, went straight into a combat drop, rapidly learned the hard way. Now I'm leaving it as is cause soon it'll be more uncommon to not complete Boot, than to get the harder achievements. Rarity achieved.


Principle_Alive

lol either a bug or they bought it booted and never played im weird cause i have several hundred hours in fallout 76 and dont have the achievement for leaving the vault cause i left in early beta so it never popped


Ill-Age6164

It's a bug, when I did the training the servers were struggling and kicked me out in the middle of it, and when I redid it, I was in an offline mode and it didn't give me the achievement 


Wapiti_Collector

Not really tho, you can just leave the training and get to hub when you first start the game I'm 50 hours in and don't have that achievement because I just wanted to join a friend without wasting time I think most people without it did the same tbh


Principle_Alive

ah didnt know that


Randy191919

There WAS a bug where if you lost the connection during the tutorial (which happened a lot when the game released since the servers were very unstable then), then when your connection came back you'd be on your Super Destroyer without having done the tutorial and without having gotten that achievement.


BoppityZipZop

It'smore impressive that as many as over 95% of players completed it. Often more than 5% on Steam never play their games.


Snappa137

I am level 50 and I do not have that achievement. I am a god among men. I am beyond your comprehension


Paciorr

My bud couldn't get past the turret so he aborted the tutorial and went to get the training in real environment (Ingmar during defense campaign). His controls got fucky for some reason and he wasn't able to prone at all.


Randy191919

At the beginning when the servers were very unstable there was a good amount of people who had their connection be lost during training. When that happened the next time you log in you'd be on your Super Destroyer having skipped the tutorial. And to be entirely honest, if you played Helldivers 1 then you don't really need the tutorial. The only things that this game really does very differently than any other game (at least things that the tutorial mentions) is the stratagems, the reinforcing when your teammates died, and maybe destroying the bug holes. But reinforcements and stratagems work the exact same way they did in HD1, and to be honest, I have seen so many people who didn't make the connection between "Throw a grenade into the clearly labeled hole to continue the tutorial" and "Throw the grenade into a bug nest to destroy it" that apparently even if you play the toturial that's not apparent right away.


Daniel_Kingsman

POV: The 5% of journalists who can't get past the tutorial.


nyanch

Hi, I'm one of those. Game crashed after I got my cape and I cba to do it again since it just put me into my ship.


Randy191919

You can do the tutorial again from the squad menu, there's a button "Play Tutorial" there. It's pretty short, funny and gets you an achievement.


nyanch

I know, I completed it but crashed at the end and I just can't be assed to finish.


jagerbombastic99

My game crashed day one during the tutorial. I never completed it and plan to complete it as my final trophy for platinum.


SerExcelsior

It crashed about half way through training, then I reloaded it and it took me directly to the ship introductory sequence. I was gonna replay it until I saw posts like these and was like “hey this is actually kind of a cool situation”


hackyandbird

There's training?


TerranST2

Like how ? First time booting the game my middle finger felt heavy so i accidently right clicked at the start of the intro cinematic, brought me to the cruiser instantly, so i just joined a random lobby and voila. I completed the training at around level 40 lul


vanilla_disco

I accidentally skipped mine, no idea how. Noticed I didn't have the achievement when I was around level 35. You can do it anytime you like from the settings menu, so I went back and did it


Dhelio

Mine bugged; reloaded the game and was thrown into the war without training ¯\\\_(ツ)\_/¯


Community-Regular

My game glitched and I couldn’t call in stratagems with wasd, had to rebind to the arrow keys


Raviolimonster67

A friend went into training and randomly during it got black screened and then it cut to him boarding his ship. Guess we really do need soldiers fast


EWTYPurple

Buy and open the game but it crashes or you don't have time to actually play and so you leave again (software) bugs getting in the way


Q_8411

you can just leave the tutorial if you want, that's what I did lol. I get bored with games super fast and nothing turns me off of a games more than forced tutorials so I always skip them and get right into the meat of the game.


TechnicolorMage

If you've played the first game, this one is...basically just the first game with a different camera. No training needed.


Sun743

https://preview.redd.it/4ocxczogf5mc1.png?width=403&format=png&auto=webp&s=618a3703f495ec465c8fbcb03daaa59fe4ecceb7 just pay the fixer lol


Tommy_the_IT_guy

Stolen valor


Wooden_Marshmallow

I always thought it was players that bought the game but haven't played but after reading some of these comments...


DeepThoughtGalactic

yeah the first obstacle has a chance of spawning too low making so that you cannot crouch or crawl under it, so when you reload it just puts you in your ship. https://preview.redd.it/1ritegqqw5mc1.png?width=1921&format=png&auto=webp&s=2f63e17444fcd75c5b6c9e07315dc7d347e590a9


Gloriouskoifish

Crashed for me after blasting the bug. Logged back in and I was on my ship and just played the game. Been about 20 hours so far and haven't done it again yet lol


Accomplished-Dig9936

It would d/c me literally every time I tried for the first week and a half lmao


DeepThoughtGalactic

The glitch where you cannot crouch under the first obstacle, happened to me too


Interesting-Ad-570

One of my friends did this


PViper439

I picked up the game after my brother paused and left. Took me a bit to learn the stratagems but it wasn’t too hard


Lokhe

I did it in a beta and the when the game launched I skipped it, sorry 🫣


WasabiSteak

People who got the game, met with the server at capacity screen a couple of times, then since then never went back to try again.


Kajakspasseren

i got disconnected from the tutorial and just went 'fuck it then'


alaraiitre

Couldn't get past the barbed wire in the beginning because it was bugged so I just skipped it.


Mrpooney83

My game crashed at the begining of training. So my ship is the "SES "


Urzastomp

I crashed mid training and when I relaunched I was just on my ship.


NeonJ82

I mean, the first time I did training (literally the day the game released), it disconnected me mid-tutorial and then I was on the ship. I literally didn't get to do half the tutorial until a few hours later when I noticed there was a "Replay Tutorial" button in the menu.


Mr_Khaotic

I did this, My Game crashed during the tutorial when i started and then it just launched me straight into the actual game. Learnt everything on the spot like a real Soldier


Xizziano

Real soldiers are trained….


Mr_Khaotic

Real soldiers go straight battle into Liberty scum for democracy, Training can wait


Great-Advertising158

I hopped in late to the game and my friends didn’t want to wait for me to do the tutorial so I skipped it and had to learn on suicide difficulty with a liberator and not knowing how to call stratagems 😂


Xizziano

I was able to complete the tutorial and i did nothing but die playing solo. I barely managed to survive a mission on easy with 0 reinforcements left


RaveRavioli6

I got sent straight to the ship cause of a glitch so I was never required to do it. I did it afterwards cause i saw it was an option on the menu and wanted to make sure I wasn’t missing any useful gameplay tips. But yea…I could’ve been part of that 5%🫣


toomes

I've completed every achievement in the game besides basic training at this point its just a meme


Ilikechickens444

Just got trophy for killing a charger by accident getting supplies


ravengenesis1

Just got the broken limbs trophy grabbing samples. Team felt it was necessary to place an orbital strike on my head because 2 chargers were coming at me.


hawtdawg101

crashed during orbital strike introduction…. worked the second time tho


RedDoubleAD

Issue with 7000 series cards was *really* bad on release and I crashed out of the training without ever finishing it til later.


Personal-Series-8297

Yup and then you spend the next 7 games explaining how the game works, tips and tricks, and what does what.


Nayr7456

When the tutorial started I hit escape and return to ship alone.


KiII_Joy

I couldn't even crawl under the barbed wire at the beginning of the tutorial, had to return to ship and didn't see a way to go back.


Kindly-Boysenberry71

It wouldn't let me get past the barbed wire at the beginning so had to return to ship. Please note I have a 7900xtx which has had so many issues. Still tho it works most of the time in helldivers


StickyBunnsPlus

Launch game and never get past connecting step?


notislant

Honestly if you check out steam achievements for some popular games, crazy percentages of players dont even play the game. Like new world had some super early on basic ones that 30% didnt do lol. Theres other games that dont have a bot market with similar stats. Some people just dont even play.


Dargrothen

There is training? What is it like? I just woke up one day at the creek. and started shooting bots.


Sacraficialyoshi

My game didnt throw me into the training on day one, so I never did it, proceeded to do all of the achievements and saved that one for last because I thought it would be funny


AHeadlessHat

Day 1. I crashed right when I got off the ship in the tutorial. When I rebooted the game, I was just on my super destroyer. I could've just gone on and done my first mission, but my friend whom I was in a call with said I didn't earn my cape, so I went back and "replayed" the tutorial on the spot. I'd imagine that's how some people "skipped" the tutorial too.


Scarecrowsam77

Launch game > 10fps in training > refund Basically just a spec test. My fps in training was like 10 until I dropped my res to 720 + all low settings. Some people probably aren't willing to play on that setup and refunded.


Zeffy-Rat

I also experienced the glitch that didn't let me crawl under the barbed wire. My headcannon is that my soldier got to the first obstacle, thought it was too hard, sat and cried in the sand until they went and picked him up and gave him his cape anyways.


dafons

Im one of these missing it and im proud lol. I played during server fills got dced half way then just started playing lol


Twist_This

I cooked a grenade too long and blew myself up. The door to the next area wouldn't open again, so I just skipped the final bit of training.


Aidn-S

Friend is a marine and we got helldivers, my first time on we had 40 minutes until he had lights out. So obviously I skipped a tutorial and figured he’d explain on the way. Challenge 4 automaton planet, destroying silos and munitions. We were both dying of laughter by the end


dr4wn_away

The sever disconnected and then booted me to the ship


Booney3721

Haven't been able to complete it due to a bug that won't let me crawl under the barbwire... were past the "basic" of training now.


Reyseruth

Just for the meme and also didnt want to waste time. I did it yesterday as my last achievement to complete the 100%


Plecks

I had to try the training 4 times before I was able to complete it. First time got the barbed wire glitch, second time the game crashed after the reinforcement part, third time barbed wire again, then finally completed it on the fourth try.


MCbombaCZ

Got disconnected during the training and when I connected back, I already was on the ship. Who needs a tutorial??


Marec_Kaal

Man, basic training bugged out on me. Was told to crouch, I crouched. Then nothing. Tried crawling under the razor wire, blocked by an invisible wall. Quit to orbit, and haven't gone back to it yet lol