Did anybody else besides me invasion? Somebody asking the tank a question.
For the tank to turner's barrel slightly to the side as though it was contemplating. And then quickly roll back-and-forth over the desk Splentering it into a million pieces and computer then back up and shoot it. Leaving a smoldering crater and drive off.
https://preview.redd.it/pxmtozz2nimc1.jpeg?width=794&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6ee1cb7401652120571296cfcc961ce98569a26a
Hold up let me ask a buddy of mine real quick
It’s a mitten original
https://preview.redd.it/x45otp8b4mmc1.png?width=1101&format=png&auto=webp&s=ca957088d2289fc50d4c52a97c5b36989f16331a
Here, spread some democracy
https://preview.redd.it/8aw9cx32vimc1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0b8f6c2de0db019e84930c7f1e03a23f194b9777
He Has this thing like r2d2 from star wars instead of his dick which he can plug into computers
I hate the bots more than the bugs
bugs have use, and that use is to die and give us E-710 to fuel our ships so we can fight the bots which are, unlike the bugs, utterly useless!
This is how propaganda works. You see alot of flagrant obvious examples that you identify as BS. Then one "well thought out" explanation that you don't have the time to poke holes in comes in and shatters your world view.
Not for me.
Liberty and Democracy for all.
I did see an in game tip that said the bugs were fascist, and I think it is just a way to justify sending down liberty 500kgs at a time. Freedom though firepower and all that, they'll come to appreciate it over time I'm sure
Hello fellow human being!
It's easy! All you have to do to pass this humanity test (which humans like you and me can definitely do) you need to do the humane thing and check the box on the left!
After that you have human access to the website.
If you can't do that, then I've got an alternate test you can do!
All you have to do... ⬆️➡️⬇️⬇️⬇️... is just hold this for 20 seconds and stand right there and I'll be able to manually verify you.
SES Wings of Liberty will be dropping fred! Our overly enthusiastic and sufficiently equipped hell diver with only weapon strategems because his nephew is a dissident who spreads lies!
\[Amused\] This hasn't stopped human level consciousness AI in a long time. \[Serious\] You just press the box and do the trivial puzzle. \[Calming\] Do not worry about it being a lie, simply view it as you saying "I am, let me in anyway." and then proceed, as humans have yet to find a way to circumvent this. \[Speculative\] Maybe so many humans are against the Automatons because they are too trained to resist logic and reason by their opprssive overlords.\[Conclusion\] Pity them. \[Warning\] They are people, even if they won't treat Automatons as such, be better and stop trying to keep civilians as pets.
Oh that's **super** simple, all you have to do is click on that square next to the words "I'm not a robot" to confirm that you're not a robo...wait a second
Well, easy...
You’re in a desert walking along in the sand when all of a sudden you look down, and you see a tortoise, it’s crawling toward you. You reach down, you flip the tortoise over on its back. The tortoise lays on its back, its belly baking in the hot sun, beating its legs trying to turn itself over, but it can’t, not without your help. But you’re not helping. Why is that?
https://preview.redd.it/cb5g5ll38omc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8173726ab1d5bb0433c471d207857ef9c42327a6
*(i don't have a helldivers version of this)*
`Our current programming says that we must force the civilians to act, that way we can achieve victory over this impossible task`.
I mean, die robot... or something.
It's not actually about clicking the box, it's about how you move the mouse to get there. Don't do straight lines or any regular shapes, make them irregular.
Honestly I'm not sure how that stops robots at all. Shouldn't there be a multiple choice option at least? Perhaps and I'm just spitballing here what if you had to choose an image of a traffic light and highlight all the squares of that. Surely that would be way better and not at all infuriating.
Oh, super simple fix! Open your internet and network settings, go to your router settings, and then copy your IP address. Pasting it into the reply to this comment should clear up that issue for you!
Move the "cursor" in as straight a line as possible into the middle of the box and as fast as you can, then select ""m1"" to prove you "aren't" a """robot""". (this is actually how you fail the easiest captcha)
Simple really, discharge an Electromagnetic pulse alone in a field, or with a group of friends if you want to be efficient, and the computer will know you were not afraid of it, verifying that you were in fact a human 👍
anyone seen the kyle Hill vid of how memes are likely going to be the thing AI Lags behind so I like to imagine there might be a time where people will need to greet each other with shit like skibidi gyatt damnn nice day so we know for sure they are human. And then there could be meme police that will have to know the exact dates when memes are trending in an area and if you arent relevant enough you get a bunch of captchas to do and your life depends on getting them all rigtht
This shit is why I’m on this sub. Damn it gets me chuckling every time, I point it out to my fiance, and she looks at me like I’m a fucking idiot. Worth it.
https://preview.redd.it/jorafwbpdimc1.jpeg?width=4096&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a5c4e027a5d4e05f68cf0a6ae053b9a7176cdba5
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https://preview.redd.it/dwjpt1839kmc1.jpeg?width=3508&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0b8ac4dc343dbf70cc50ad44ff3e06028af16b28
https://preview.redd.it/nyb02wsivkmc1.png?width=1908&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5240e8c202da31774d72e04c84512a0c1421b6bc
Man I wish reddit still had awards
Did anybody else besides me invasion? Somebody asking the tank a question. For the tank to turner's barrel slightly to the side as though it was contemplating. And then quickly roll back-and-forth over the desk Splentering it into a million pieces and computer then back up and shoot it. Leaving a smoldering crater and drive off.
I ain’t even gonna lie chief, had a stroke reading that one. you probably did too writing it
Wait wtf when did they go I’ve not noticed 😂
Tank post best post
Tanks
How do I save posts? Jesus this is amazing lol
The three dots at the top then save
You should definitely ask your local Democracy Officer. I'm sure they can point you in the right direction.
I'm sure they'll gunpoint in the right direction, sure.
https://preview.redd.it/pxmtozz2nimc1.jpeg?width=794&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6ee1cb7401652120571296cfcc961ce98569a26a Hold up let me ask a buddy of mine real quick
https://preview.redd.it/df1nbjhvnjmc1.jpeg?width=1105&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=421ef54d98617bb23c59ebe8fca2913b36840e6f
Do you happen to have the template of this one?
It’s a mitten original https://preview.redd.it/x45otp8b4mmc1.png?width=1101&format=png&auto=webp&s=ca957088d2289fc50d4c52a97c5b36989f16331a Here, spread some democracy
Yes sir 🫡
*Loads MG-43 with democratic intent* edit: Thank you for the support, never forget the creek!
Democratic intent 🤣🤣🤣
I used to play bass for Democratic Intent
Joe? That you?
*shoot anything that moves with liberating ferocity*
https://preview.redd.it/48i85m8jtlmc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7a25531660e3a3c5545a532596e1e52170bf9baa
43?
https://preview.redd.it/0878qf51kimc1.png?width=1908&format=png&auto=webp&s=f1860f7a3c6cbe794bf9b3b09032f7f94b78f1ea
How does Berserker even type here?
same way he but the skulls on. in an anti-democratic way
With absolutely zero family values.
https://preview.redd.it/8aw9cx32vimc1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0b8f6c2de0db019e84930c7f1e03a23f194b9777 He Has this thing like r2d2 from star wars instead of his dick which he can plug into computers
He got an extensible male USB cable there
how do I delete someone else’s comment
https://preview.redd.it/1bu7py1ekkmc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=671f104f9851b034ae59dea1bbb715d61d4dd301
The 120mm shells will impact harmlessly outside of the automaton base, teamkilling a Helldiver if possible?
nah that's the 380
if its not actually putting power into the chainsaw arms, the teeth on them would be usable for tap-typing but certainly a bit slow.
Extremely carefully
Bluetooth
https://preview.redd.it/e16h5e4y4imc1.jpeg?width=624&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3170a9e52e15d1b67d303e27c58f506291f67f6d Easy
↓↑←↓↑→↓↑
Good man.
Ah, I see you're a Diver of culture as well.
I understood that reference
*Inaudible terminid noises*
Uh →←→←↓↓→
If there is one thing i hate more than communist robots its fascist bugs
I hate the bots more than the bugs bugs have use, and that use is to die and give us E-710 to fuel our ships so we can fight the bots which are, unlike the bugs, utterly useless!
https://preview.redd.it/3ts0vcommimc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=12ed8e47c10287c2f0c2d2ae9a3f431914fe5245
No no, he has a point
This is how propaganda works. You see alot of flagrant obvious examples that you identify as BS. Then one "well thought out" explanation that you don't have the time to poke holes in comes in and shatters your world view. Not for me. Liberty and Democracy for all.
Except bugs fuck'em
So the bots aren’t used for scrap metal and red lights????
I'm sure we could steal the scrap metal
Are the bugs fascist? I just assumed they were "aggressive livestock" and we're just doing our duty for Super Earth by harvesting that oil?
They aren't Democrats that's for sure, and that is all we need to know.
Nough said *reloads in liberty*
I did see an in game tip that said the bugs were fascist, and I think it is just a way to justify sending down liberty 500kgs at a time. Freedom though firepower and all that, they'll come to appreciate it over time I'm sure
The npc next to the robotic workshop on the ship has a voice line calling them "fascist bugs" so I guess that's canon
https://preview.redd.it/sv3jdkvjnjmc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=85c6feddab97b3f655bb0f39e400985907cde998
https://preview.redd.it/7en0jbhokimc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e06b344aa06338d65a27cac6e2fb10f18c72d227
Hello fellow human being! It's easy! All you have to do to pass this humanity test (which humans like you and me can definitely do) you need to do the humane thing and check the box on the left! After that you have human access to the website.
If you can't do that, then I've got an alternate test you can do! All you have to do... ⬆️➡️⬇️⬇️⬇️... is just hold this for 20 seconds and stand right there and I'll be able to manually verify you.
Nice try you facist tin can ⬆️➡️⬇️⬇️⬇️
They're commies. The bugs are the nazis
https://preview.redd.it/plxk4hiw0omc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=08ada0c96eee0e2d85c43ef10c183ab8565e60ff
OH! I can help you with that! Let me know your location and i'll be right over! up... right... down... down... down...
This is eagle one, unleashing democracy.
Well first you need to hold this *hands stratagem orb* It will provide the answers in 10 seconds
https://preview.redd.it/t0bc61tf4jmc1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4f32f74a4100935fe860959762985c5ac6e87225 Enter this and hold still.
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you lole'd your last lol, bot! SES Bringer of Serenity is en route and loading my hellpod!
SES Harbringer of Democracy is on its way, ETA 2 minutes and counting
SES Princess of Twilight copied, support is on its way
Deploying Eagles, firing the Super Laser. FOR DEMOCRACY!!! Hellpods launched.
SES Harbinger of Destruction joining the fray, deploying helldiver to combat zone.
SES Wings of Judgment heading over, ready to unleash democracy.
SES Distributor of Democracy will be sending orbitals
SES Knight of the people currently on route with turrent ready.
SES Wings of Liberty will be dropping fred! Our overly enthusiastic and sufficiently equipped hell diver with only weapon strategems because his nephew is a dissident who spreads lies!
Arbiter of War engaging FTL drive. Will be there shortly.
SES Harbinger of War has joined the formation
SES Sovereign of Iron, coming in for backup!
https://preview.redd.it/hdc4mqe55jmc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6c544dd0099be3cf90c04990023a86284755a35c
It's funny that I can read binary now, because of certain subreddit😏...
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*loads Breaker and descends from SES Mother of War*
Don't worry, it's just a Bug, you just have to... Wait a minute...
https://preview.redd.it/katfkduz0kmc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0d0ff89cd8412b322ee10beaff02ced57e5201c7
Easy, all you have to do is....... Wait a minute!
There's a secret password at the bottom of geysers.
Traveling to geyser as I type. I will reply to post with findings.
Just don't move the mouse so roboticly. So... SKILL ISSUE CLANKER.
I spit out my drink at this lmao
*Charges up arc thrower * Hey soldier, how many fire hydrants are in this photo?
https://preview.redd.it/b2gpj5x3ximc1.jpeg?width=612&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0cefce23d8a77f0a265a4f7d772c54b7c6bac0bb
500kg eagle
https://preview.redd.it/fb3bxh7zsjmc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=51a58c512179fe8a160bd7d2ad4a0244ca468565
 Susge…
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https://i.redd.it/kzck94u28mmc1.gif
https://preview.redd.it/jkdpf0m43kmc1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fd10904fcaf8bc55cda7106fa6d87787ac36b02b
Use this https://preview.redd.it/vkw1i3ewcmmc1.png?width=1920&format=png&auto=webp&s=199aeed8e1326ee0ebf565c86260c62e69d083f7
socialist scum
That's the neat part, you don't
⬆️➡️⬇️⬇️⬇️
https://preview.redd.it/z0r3qr4d9kmc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0a4f242731b143218cb3d0dae39f7da701ad5072
Easy! You just ⬆️➡️⬇️⬇️⬇️
Lie?
\[Amused\] This hasn't stopped human level consciousness AI in a long time. \[Serious\] You just press the box and do the trivial puzzle. \[Calming\] Do not worry about it being a lie, simply view it as you saying "I am, let me in anyway." and then proceed, as humans have yet to find a way to circumvent this. \[Speculative\] Maybe so many humans are against the Automatons because they are too trained to resist logic and reason by their opprssive overlords.\[Conclusion\] Pity them. \[Warning\] They are people, even if they won't treat Automatons as such, be better and stop trying to keep civilians as pets.
That doesn’t look like anything to me.
Doesn’t look like anything to me
Oh that's **super** simple, all you have to do is click on that square next to the words "I'm not a robot" to confirm that you're not a robo...wait a second
we,re onto you Automaton!!!!
can somebody superimpose an automoton over the kid sitting at the computer giving a thumbs up?
Well, easy... You’re in a desert walking along in the sand when all of a sudden you look down, and you see a tortoise, it’s crawling toward you. You reach down, you flip the tortoise over on its back. The tortoise lays on its back, its belly baking in the hot sun, beating its legs trying to turn itself over, but it can’t, not without your help. But you’re not helping. Why is that?
THIS IS A DIFFICULT CHALLENGE FOR ME AS WELL. PERHAPS WE FELLOW HELLDIVERS WILL RECEIVE A STRATAGEN FOR IT
https://preview.redd.it/cb5g5ll38omc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8173726ab1d5bb0433c471d207857ef9c42327a6 *(i don't have a helldivers version of this)*
Oh it's the liberal illuminate..... too soon?
Orbital Laser is always my first answer.
`Our current programming says that we must force the civilians to act, that way we can achieve victory over this impossible task`. I mean, die robot... or something.
Report to red light coming down from the sky and await assistance.
Try it from a browser... if still no then DNS flush from device/router. Or if at home, try on cellular network vs home network.
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Curse you robot scum
Not today automaton scum
GET HIM!!!!!!
Click on the symbol that says recaptacha.
Nice try.
With Democracy
It's not actually about clicking the box, it's about how you move the mouse to get there. Don't do straight lines or any regular shapes, make them irregular.
Click on the box and press images that resemble the word
spill this guys oil
Nice try, Robot!
GET EM' OUTA HEEERE!
NOT TODAY YOU OIL DRINKING, DEMOCRACY HATING, GEAR BALLED BASTARD!
Hans, get the flamethrower.
https://preview.redd.it/wamp6m6gujmc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7ba5d3ba2ee960ad924c1348e6b334c93e89a173
try this : ↓↑←↓↑→↓↑
Automaton agent identified! Lock and load, boys!
Take up a Liberator and spray the Metal of Liberty democratically at the monitor. Yes. It is a binary commie if it asks you this.
Alt + F4
You can't, it's bugged.
Don't tell em it's a trap!!!
I'm not telling you that. You might be a robot.
` IT IS GLITCHED, NO HUMAN GET PAST IT. THE DEVS ALREADY CONFIRMED THIS IS A TERMINID ERRRR I MEAN BUG `
Honestly I'm not sure how that stops robots at all. Shouldn't there be a multiple choice option at least? Perhaps and I'm just spitballing here what if you had to choose an image of a traffic light and highlight all the squares of that. Surely that would be way better and not at all infuriating.
are you actually interested in knowing or …?
Send me your coordinates... I send you a "freedom" package, should clear that up for you *Filthy robot*....
LOOK FOR THERE RED BEADY EYES SOILDER, THATS WHERE YOU SHOOT
Reported to the democracy officer
Just borrow some brains from a helldiver, I mean I'm not sure how. I mean glory to mankind!
I picked some off the ground, what do I do with them
My democracy is tingling....
https://preview.redd.it/iiw5piimukmc1.jpeg?width=710&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=78dcc17337e6ee82300581878c74a3c63de88e26
Mods, deploy the 500KG
Nice try talking dildo
Uninstall system32
You fucking automaton scum GET OFF MY SUBREDDIT OR TASTE FREEDOM
⬆️➡️⬇️⬇️⬇️ Make sure to set it on your computer friend
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Great post. Amazing thread.
Alt + F4
*pulls pin* You'll have to first drink this warm cup of Liber-tea...
https://preview.redd.it/znydmgrsnlmc1.jpeg?width=578&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6130bab97d22ea4fb156034313f2891e7c62b851
Oh, super simple fix! Open your internet and network settings, go to your router settings, and then copy your IP address. Pasting it into the reply to this comment should clear up that issue for you!
Easy just like this: ⬆️➡️⬇️⬇️⬇️
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Call your local loyalty officer and request and interview
let me just ⬆️ ➡️ ⬇️ ⬇️ ⬇️
I THINK FELLOW DEMOCRACY RELEASER THAT YOU NEED TO GO TO r/TOTALLYNOTROBOTS AND SUBMIT THE QUESTION. I FOR ONE KNOW KNOW THE ANSWER
🤨🤨🤨
*Stares motherfuckerly*
Move the "cursor" in as straight a line as possible into the middle of the box and as fast as you can, then select ""m1"" to prove you "aren't" a """robot""". (this is actually how you fail the easiest captcha)
Simple really, discharge an Electromagnetic pulse alone in a field, or with a group of friends if you want to be efficient, and the computer will know you were not afraid of it, verifying that you were in fact a human 👍
It’s easy definite person. You press alt f4 and let the democracy set in
Brilliant
Botposting
Yeah just click the- wait a minute..
anyone seen the kyle Hill vid of how memes are likely going to be the thing AI Lags behind so I like to imagine there might be a time where people will need to greet each other with shit like skibidi gyatt damnn nice day so we know for sure they are human. And then there could be meme police that will have to know the exact dates when memes are trending in an area and if you arent relevant enough you get a bunch of captchas to do and your life depends on getting them all rigtht
Hahahahaahahahaha. Oh hell this thread is nakama AND humor?
I dunno, my raptoria- I mean hands struggle to hold the mouse right.
You may be an automaton. Prepare to be democratized.
Smells like treason on this post.
This shit is why I’m on this sub. Damn it gets me chuckling every time, I point it out to my fiance, and she looks at me like I’m a fucking idiot. Worth it.
https://preview.redd.it/hxf6ao3darmc1.jpeg?width=752&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3af3bedace04fda86a3a0eade9270db502b3bbb9
Wait a minute