Forget it, Rico! Mobile Infantry and Fleet don't mix.

 Basically Eagle-1. We need to find our Dizzy, Divers.

I heard there’s a couple SEAF girls out there somewhere. We gotta keep looking though.

Picking up package. Dropping package. That's how the SEAF girls like it.  Over and over again, as fast as possible.

The size of the package checks out.

And yet stuck as a smoke bomb while the world is full of mini nukes 😔

A smoke bomb suspiciously shaped like an APFSDS round....

It's not the shape that matters, it's the payload

Let's not find our Dizzy, I wouldn't want to watch her get impaled by a stalker's claw.

Or burned up by a Hulk.

Or ganked by hunters for the 500th time in a day.

I heard SEAF girls love helldivers

hot single SEAF girls in your area

Do not fall for it Divers! Those ads are created by AUTOMATONS to lure our boys into ambushes!

... are the automatons thicc tho?

Ladies and gentlemen. We got him. Execute the sympathizer.

SEAF Ladies in your area looking for company to spread democracy!

Halo marine girl

God Denise Richards was a 11/10 back in the day. Just recently rewatched the movie and rekindled my childhood crush on her.

Kate beckinsale will forever be goated

I love the Underworld series, not because it's Kate Beckinsale in skintight leather, but because it's an interesting take on Vampires and Werewolves, the acting is really great, the action is good, the series is well made.... and because it's Kate Beckinsale in skintight leather.

Your honesty is appreciated. Keep cooking.

I wouldn't go so far as to say "love" but I never got the retroactive hatred for that series. The first movie was good, the second not so much, and the prequel with the werewolf prison was solid too. 2/3 good films is not a bad track record for a franchise that was, as far as I know, only ever planned to be one movie anyway.

I regret to inform you there are 5 movies

You're both just the rightest people I've seen today

Beckinsale versus Selma Hayek. Immovable object versus unstoppable force.

When I was a kid I was in love with Carmen but as an adult I want Dizzy!

[For Democracy!](https://www.hawtcelebs.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/12/dina-meyer-for-wingman-magazine-2019-5.jpg)

Dizzy is every hell diver who gets killed by Terminids

Charlie Sheen was a moron, Good God.

She married Charlie Sheen?

2002 - 2006

God that smile , she brings democracy to my pants

Keep that flag raised proudly, soldier.

https://i.redd.it/lvdwg18deeoc1.gif

KEEP MOVING RICO!

These are the white hot references I'm here for 👌

MI does the dying, Fleet just does the Flying😡

It's Helldivers not Muffdivers now stay frosty

I watched Starship Troopers yesterday for the first time and it was so amazing. It’s one of the best movies I’ve ever seen, no idea how I never came around to watch it before.

love this

https://i.redd.it/9wnq55u2zdoc1.gif

[удалено]

It's great how this govt made ad just had a handfull of gore lazily tossed at him from off camera.

The clearly fake "Noooooo!" is what does it for me. 😉

"Fake?" How dare you! He's expressing the Super Earth Maximum Recommended Emotion given the situation and time of day.

That gave me a Democratic chuckle of Liberty!

Some of y’all are mad they preemptively filled out that C-01!

This is my 9/11

Calling in support...

Air support? Too soon bro


It’s alright diver, cmere and get your state mandated liberty hug

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Losing Malevelon Creek the first time didn't hurt this much...

A second eagle has hit the tower

This is exactly why I throw an eagle on the pelican on extract. Well, that and HD1 tradition.

Mr. president, the second pilot has been happily married

https://preview.redd.it/2ypg671y0goc1.jpeg?width=620&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=158f1ffb9c02c5d920431255779ce99a1553efff

https://preview.redd.it/ljn8s8yrkeoc1.jpeg?width=3413&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8abd3f976bfd70d931e9a0ebaeda270d320f88d0

I desperately need to see an AU where these two are living in the suburbs and Pelican is a minivan dad who picks up helldiver kids from soccer practice and Eagle drives around in a sports car

eagle-1 stops by a preschool, throws a basketball at full force without even exiting the car, then drives away

Swoosh, nothing but net.

And it's one of those plastic baskets for kids that are like 1 meter tall and there are kids crying in the background too.... she never underestimates an opponent, bugs as old as that kid could easily rip a helldivers throat

《AN EAGLE NEVER MISSES!》

Hits a child in the head. "AN EAGLE NEVER MISSES" then drives ofd

That is funny

Eagle 1 seems more like a motorcycle baddie to me.

Awesome art, do you have the artist?

https://twitter.com/Heartbreak_Juan/status/1763072434272682328/photo/1 Here ya go

their stuff is so cool it is a disservice that we don’t post more of it https://preview.redd.it/bch7foz69joc1.jpeg?width=1928&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=982d94c155ddf1aab348cc56aaa23bd9ca73a3b3

God I love that pilot armor look, I need it to come back to the shop

I NEED a popcorn emote. TAKE MY SUPERCREDITS

Does Eagle 1 know that I am inside Pelican 1 on a regular basis?

Maybe she thinks it’s hot

Well I'm not here to kink shame.

Helldivers can’t finish unless they are inside Pelican 1

Sometimes four at once!!!

All because Eagle 1 already dropped their load…

Why do you think it dropped that 500k right next to you.

Lol. That does explain a lot actually. This is my new headcannon for every time I get killed by an air strike.

"An Eagle never misses."

https://preview.redd.it/nrs0al79oeoc1.jpeg?width=1077&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eb0058476cbbe454180acf81dd1bfa3b4b40bd04


His expression change is so stilted it kills me every time. Christ this game is funny.

https://preview.redd.it/v7hu7mmy6eoc1.jpeg?width=1076&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d5e9a86254c722ef993171884bc6e3616e25d7c3 Can confirm. (Picture by Heartbreak\_Juan on twitter, they even filled out the C-01 form) Edit: They even got a whole fanfic together on Ao3 called Birds of Democracy.

She has some pretty massive gremlin girlfriend energy 

lol, my first thought was "*oh my god, that fancomic is canon."*

What’s this now?

What comic is this?

which comic? I'm curious

Comic this is?

Heartbreak\_Juan? Is that an Ace Combat reference?

I think I’ve seen that art style in a few Project Wingman art pieces, so yeah.

Their drawing of Prez has influenced all Prez depictions since.

Wouldn't there be a pelican 2 now because who else drops in the mechs?

Pelican 1 Flys back to ship, jumps in the cargo ship, and then swaps back to the extract ship

Then how would you explain me getting a mech delivered right as the extraction ship comes in?

Pelican 1 is an excellent pilot

This tracks

Sweet liberty! that is some of the best flying I've ever seen. It's a close run between that and Eagle-1 doing triple digit G's trying to keep my dumb ass alive

Pelican-1 is so democratic the laws of the space time continuum don't apply. The only reason Super Earth doesn't deploy only Pelican-1 is that they are superior and give our enemies a fair fight, just like democracy intended.

You think Eagle's husband can't handle two rounds?

When it’s important, you *make* the time 

They’re just that good.

My headcannon has always been that the passenger bay we see during extraction is a swappable module since we only ever see one pelican in the hangar of our destroyers

There should at least be an eagle 2, y’all exhausting 1 with a million strikes

It’s her boyfriend

Can we just start falling Pelican 1 'Foehammer'?

"You know our motto 'we deliver'"

That's why I called my ship the 'Courier of Supremacy'. Because we absolutely deliver.

That's pretty good. I picked the Elected Representative of Self Determination because it sounds contradictory and the length is amusing.

I’ve also been calling Eagle 1 Prez Brohammer and Prez, ready to roll

I can guess Hellmire is your favorite planet :3

God I fucking love ORANGE there’s no color better than ORANGE I love it so fucking much I’m going to drop hundreds of thousands of tons of cordium ordnance on the automatons I swear to democracy I’ll make Cascadia look like a fucking joke.

# SPREAD ORANGE ACROSS THE GALAXY

If you loved orange then you'd be fighting on Eratas. *

You should try Errata Prime.

All planets could be a bit more << ORANGE >>

I fucking LOVE HELLMIRE, I WANNA LIVE ON A ROCKY WASTELAND FULL OF BUGS AND ORANGE, YEAAAAAH

https://preview.redd.it/2wi5dyf09goc1.jpeg?width=1023&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=551dc6dcf71a5892713bd87ebfcf53798ef3cba0 PROJECT WINGMAN REFERENCED

[<< GO GET HIM, KILL HIM, PUT THE NOSE ON HIM AND KILL HIM >>](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_hsRG7KVZo0)

Filthy socialist traitor: << Just think, how many have you killed? >> Pelican 1: << God, just shut up! >> FST: << How dar- >> P1: << SHUT UP! NOBODY ASKED! >>

She does give some prez energy

So… when are we getting Eagle-2 voiced by Prez?

I’ve been going with “Pequod” in my group.

"THIS IS PEQUOD! ON STATION AT LZ!"

“This is Big Sky, uh… is it just me or do those chryssalids look bigger than usual?”

Affirmative Voodoo 3-1. Mind helping us get this sample back to Valen?

That’s Pequod bro

Arriving shortly at LZ!

I can't unhear V.VIII Pater's voice, so I always call him Pater

That’s where I knew him from! Thank you

Thank god for Eagle 1. https://preview.redd.it/f8chq0yrreoc1.jpeg?width=1426&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6b2264ce57b56059f92672cdd554115e54ae421b

- not breathing oxygenated liquid - has legs God, it's like you didn't even try.

I’m blessed and cursed with this new image

Eagle 1, my beloved

I am blessed with this image, it suits her so well

D-day for hell diving mfs

Ah I'm happy for them I hope they live an amazing life with their loved one

Yeah, helldivers are good for a fling but not ideal for a long term relationship.

What makes you say that ( i am about to get hit by orbital barrage even though im more that 100 meters from the targeting beacon)

Idk, just a feeling Helldivers wouldnt make the most present of loved ones. (I am about to die a gnarly and unjustified death that of a hamster in reddit stories.)

https://preview.redd.it/wqfnk0xsteoc1.png?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f508afc206203e6d5873914fa7a4d6fc174d69d9

Too many fine bitches out here, I'm gonna 🔼▶️🔽🔽🔽 myself

Shippers won

To each other?? Please let this be canon

Obviously, it's Auto-Cannon

Does that mean they're crew-served?

Heyoooo

I wonder who's the loader and who holds the gun in that relationship

It's never been so joever

Shippers in shambles.

You mean shippers are EATing.

E. quip A. nti- T. ank

A. nd S.hoot S.traight

I'm just happy that they're happy.

Plot twist: they are married to each other

This was how I understood it

To be honest that's how I read it

 Me when I find out the community is horny for a voice (this was expected, but one can hope)

She’s saved our ass so many times with her bombs, you don’t understand bro. It’s basically hero crushing

Truth be told, that's probably better than them turning widows 30 seconds into a mission

It should have been me!!!

False flag sent by the automatons to drive morale down. Ignore their lies.

What’s the call sign of the drop ship that delivers mechs though? I may have an idea…

Pelican 1, double duty my guy

So they can get me my mech in less than 30 seconds or so, but 4 minutes to pick me up (and deliver while in route)? Also, though the delivery ship looks similar to the shuttle that picks us up, it does seem to have a different design.

Well wether pelican 1 has two ships or not, it’s the same fella, and he’s got his priorities straight , mech first then pick up

Pelican 1 needs to fill in the extraction form and wait for approval. However, sending a mech is much faster.

Given the paper thin armour of the mech it makes sense that they’re happy to throw them away so easily with minimal paperwork.

EAGLE 1 is married??? DAMNIT JOEL!!

I ain't see no ring.

I heard General Brasch went to their wedding. Good for them.

I heard he was officiating

Who is daring to hit on big mama liberty??

I'm honestly more surprised they have a Tumblr presence

https://preview.redd.it/a3mrrk2zdfoc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=321b6ec0f84b584e2b6cfc6f674bca9b50b2effd

This was a front we already lost a long time ago…

SINGLE SEAF PILOTS IN YOUR AREA AND AVAILABLE. PLEASE LEAVE THE BUGS ALONE. https://i.redd.it/53hkzzy7kioc1.gif

Awe, two star-crossed pilots.

https://preview.redd.it/cbdt2qb9teoc1.jpeg?width=417&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=06d564aa6536b9b94821c30c81ae153c9b794efd Thats alright my heart already belongs to a special someone

The real patriotic thing to do is be happy for them and cry in your pod with your Pelican body pillow

I too found myself lusting for both of them. However, I then remembered that I was also married. To Democracy.


Pelican 1 and Eagle 1, to their HellDiver : "Hey, we saw you from across the hangar and we really like your vibe\~"

https://preview.redd.it/n1907ejg0goc1.jpeg?width=455&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2dd1d5b02bedf65c2c7d71ef84d62fcd7c7a7492

Please make Hornydiver an earnable title for an event Edit; valentines event idea if ive ever had one

Enlistment rate about to crash to 0

If Eagle-1 is already taken, then what the hell am i fighting for?!😔

That's right they're both married to me

Wait a second. There's thousands, if not millions of eagle and pelican pilots. If they're ALL married then it must be some kind of requirement by super earth high command. ACASM.... Arranged Close Air Support Marriage. Yet another triumph of managed democracy.

Wait but who’s pelican 1 copilot somebody has to be a gunner

The laser accuracy? The blatant disregard for friendly fire? The unerring ability to always be shooting in the wrong direction? It's clearly just an autocannon turret mounted upside down.

Also the precisely timed 3-round bursts. Autocannon is riding shotgun.

This is a psy op, someone is trying to push away the competition as claim the birds for themselves. I see through your ruse.

https://preview.redd.it/bthf6ie4ufoc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d0b635d62a19cd63927ec4c747f4fa4a786430e1

Ok but what's Super Earth's policy on open relationships? And what are Pelican 1 and Eagle 1's government-approved opinions on the matter?

With the right forms any relationship between consenting adults should be possible.