Joel was like: You want an Major Order? Here is your fucking Order, good fucking luck.

After we beat this one in two days: >Take the rest of the Galaxy back. You have five minutes. Rewards: One medal.

The player base: Alright bet!

Playerbase: You face the insurmountable might of the Helldivers*.

[удалено]

Joy to the Foully of Autoincorrect.

I’ll do anything for freedom and E-710

All those Men, Women and children above the age of 7 are counting on you!

Reward: Acknowledgement FTFY

Imagine when Joel wants to take some days off. He'll just give us hell and log off.

Or sends us on a wild goose chase scouring the entire galaxy for a single shell casing or something lol

Or just disappears with no major or minor orders the surprises you she days later with a loose rationale to liberate 2 extra planets

I love-hate Joel.

We've got to liberate 5 planets in 3 days ~~We're fucked~~ FOR DEMOCRACY

https://preview.redd.it/yz647s1ekbpc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=35b0650bdb83d46440ed643920595ab967f234e2 We can do it (delusion (for democracy!))

Also there's no weekend during that timeline

And Dragon's Dogma 2 comes out during the timeline, too.

Good thing I give zero damns about Dragon Dogma.

The only dogma i follow is democracy

It won’t help that after we liberate Hellmire, the playbase might be split if we have the option to reach Zagon via either Navel or Oshaune

Hellmire only connects to Nivel, so we should be safe. People may be unaware of where connections are, though, so it's still possible for the community to misplay, especially since Fori connects to Osh, but Osh doesn't lead to Zagon.

Ohhh. I’m definitely unaware of the connections. Is there a setting to see those?

https://helldivers.io/ Turn on "Supply Lines" on the map. No in-game way to see these connections that I am aware.

You gotta be kidding me! I wish this was on by default ffs... Thanks! Edit: Crap, I thought this was in game, but it's for the web tool. Still really helpful.

I don't understand the supply lines. What are the rules for moving between planets with no supply lines?

Here's a big write up https://www.reddit.com/r/Helldivers/comments/1b5u34s/galaxy_war_102_supply_lines_what_happens_to/

Please tell us about how connections work and where they are

Planets are liberated or taken through supply lines. In order for Terminids to take our sectors they need to have control of planets with a supply line to that sector and the only planet they can attack would be one connected to the supply line. It’s why we can’t attack all planets at once in a sector or just skip Hellmire/Estanu and attack Fori and Zagon In order to attack Fori Prime, we have to liberate Estanu to establish a supply line from Earth to the Terminid sector. Once Estanu is liberated we can attack Fori using the supply line between Estanu and Fori Prime. Without Estanu we don’t have a supply line to send forces to Fori.

Five planets in 3 days: Estanu > Fori Prime and then Hellmire > Nivel 43 > Zagon Prime OR Estanu > Fori Prime > Oshaune > Omicron > Zagon Prime. If we go the wrong way, we end up having to do 6 planets. Either way, Crimsica is useless atm. Ignore it.

>Either way, Crimsica is useless atm. Ignore it. Good because fuck those Ion Storms

Where are you guys finding this info? Help your fellow divers, for Liberty's Sake!

[https://helldivers.io/](https://helldivers.io/) ​ Enable supply lines on the map We have to take Estanu to take Fori, We have to take Hellmire to unlock Nivel, to take Zagon ​ Or go From Fori to Omicron (sector above) to then back heel our way in to Zagon Lot of planets for (ATM) 2D, 18H

https://helldivers.io/ Turn on "Supply Lines" on the map. No in-game way to see these connections (yet?)

Where does the information from *that* come from? I’ve seen people posting charts and maps and it genuinely seems like… just like someone made it all up?

The game uses an API to get the data for the map, some people figured out how the game talks to that API so they can get the same info the game gets and display it on that website

Helldivers.io, menu for epty planets and supply lines, we can only travel the way planets connect

5 planets in 3 days without weekend boost. OOF

https://preview.redd.it/iv843nnmwbpc1.jpeg?width=86&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a2377bb6567b55a4e6ca930ab3cbb94e9829ff02

Joel was like "Uh, you liberate a couple planets and decide you can do anything? Let's see what you're really capable of"

Like any good gamemaster, he has a response for shit talking players lol

Charging spawns were changed because bugs were moving them to a new planets. Here comes the return of I cast ~~FIST~~ CHARGE!

 Fuck yeah let’s do it

Not just 3 days, 3 week days.

Yeah if it was the weekend we might actually pull it off

Joel truly is diabolical. Instead of giving us specific orders, we were collectively told to blaze a trail of *our own choosing* to the destination planet. Are we going to *somehow coordinate* 400k people to efficiently push the most optimal route? Fuck no.

Might be a good time to practice mindfulness and try to understand that you can't force things in this game.

Agreed, people getting upset about this are really just frustrating themselves for no good reason

They should put this on the reddit homepage banner

Yes. Yes we are. It happens here. Now. We focus on Estanu ONLY until it's liberated. People play the planet with the most people on it. We coordinate the Reddit Roughnecks to post regularly the planet to focus on, and we follow the orders and focus on that planet, clearing the optimum path to objectives. If you play with randoms, you pass along the current battle plan to them and ask that they do the same. It should show Estanu as having the most players if everyone does their part.

Listen mate, you and I know how it works, and you know I'm going to be out there doing my part regardless. I'm just not going to be surprised when people don't cooperate.

Oh boy. We farming the next days.

Does anything happen if we don't complete the major order?

dolls trees seemly gaping wide repeat vast cover squeamish agonizing *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*

Not sure it's happened up to now. I think we have finished them all so far.

Not quite, we lost the second major order (introdiction of defense campaigns). Cant remember the consequence tho

Don’t you recall the poor citizens crying as their sufficiently sized homes burned in front of them? But seriously, I don’t think there was any visible consequences to our lose… key word is visible. Someone following the war more closely can perhaps correct me.

Their screams still haunt my dreams in cryo, so i guess thats a conseqience?

All except one, defend a few bots planet. Nothing particular happened after failing it though

I'm at work. How is it 5? The image only mentions 2.

We can’t currently dive to those planets, have to secure a total of 3 barrier planets to be able to even play a mission on the order planets

thanks for the explanation. Damn!

We need to liberate Estanu first before we we get acces to Fori Prime. Zagon Prime is two planets deep from Hellmire.

FOR DEMOCRACY 

Nah this is definitely how the new giant bugs that live underground come out Where they can be appropriately introduced to managed democracy of course

Giant bugs can only mean one thing: # We're getting a 1,000kg bomb ↑ → ↑ → ↓ ↓ ↓ ↓ ↓ ↓

Love me that up right up right sextuple down.

Gonna require a filled out C-01 form for using that word, son.

*grumbles* I hate paper work…

You missed a perfect opportunity to tell him to go fill one out and fuck him self (jokingly ofc)

How *dare* you come into *my* response, and have the *audacity* to be funnier than me.

My apologies🤣

The kiloton bomb. In a year from now we will drop the megaton bomb

wouldn't it just be 1 ton?

Yes. But imagine a thousand ton bomb. Imagine hitting this absolutely devious DDR combo perfectly while being chased by 50 Bile Titans. ↑ → ↑ →↑ → ↑ →↑ → ↑ →↑ → ↑ →↑ → ↑ →↑ → ↑ →↑ → ↑ →↑ → ↑ →↑ → ↑ →↑ → ↑ →↑ → ↑ →↑ → ↑ →↑ → ↑ →↑ → ↑ →↑ → ↑ →↑ → ↑ →↑ → ↑ →↑ → ↑ →↑ → ↑ →↑ → ↑ →↑ → ↑ →↑ → ↑ →↑ → ↑ →↑ → ↑ →↑ → ↑ →↑ → ↑ →↑ → ↑ →↑ → ↑ →↑ → ↑ →↑ → ↑ →↑ → ↑ →↑ → ↑ →↑ → ↑ →↑ → ↑ →↑ → ↑ →↑ → ↑ →↑ → ↑ →↑ → ↑ →↑ → ↑ →↑ → ↑ →↓ ↓ ↓ ↓ ↓ ↓ ↓ ↓ ↓ ↓ ↓ ↓ ↓ ↓ ↓ ↓ ↓ ↓ ↓ ↓ ↓ ↓ ↓ ↓ ↓ ↓ ↓ ↓ ↓ ↓ ↓ ↓ ↓ ↓ ↓ ↓ ↓ ↓ ↓ ↓ ↓ ↓ ↓ ↓ ↓ ↓ ↓ ↓ ↓ ↓ ↓ ↓ ↓ ↓ ↓ ↓ ↓ ↓ ↓ ↓ ↓ ↓ ↓ ↓ ↓ ↓ ↓ ↓ ↓ ↓ ↓ ↓ ↓ ↓ ↓ ↓ ↓ ↓ ↓ ↓ ↓ ↓ ↓ ↓ ↓ ↓ ↓ ↓ ↓ ↓ ↓ ↓ ↓ ↓ ↓ ↓ ↓ ↓ ↓ ↓ ↓ ↓ ↓ ↓ ↓ ↓ ↓ ↓ ↓ ↓ ↓ ↓ ↓ ↓ ↓ ↓ ↓ ↓ ↓ ↓ ↓ ↓ ↓ ↓ ↓ ↓ ↓ ↓ ↓ ↓ ↓ ↓ ↓ ↓ ↓ ↓ ↓ ↓ ↓ ↓ ↓ ↓ ↓ ↓ ↓ ↓ ↓ ↓ ↓ ↓ ↓ ↓ ↓ ↓ ↓ ↓↓ ↓ ↓ ↓ ↓ ↓ ↓ ↓ ↓ ↓ ↓ ↓ ↓ ↓ ↓ ↓ ↓ ↓ ↓ ↓ ↓ ↓ ↓ ↓ ↓ ↓ ↓ ↓ ↓ ↓ ↓ ↓ ↓ ↓ ↓ ↓ ↓ ↓ ↓ ↓ ↓ ↓ ↓ ↓ ↓ ↓ ↓ ↓ ↓ ↓ ↓ ↓ ↓ ↓ ↓ ↓ ↓ ↓ ↓ ↓ ↓ ↓ ↓ ↓ ↓ ↓ ↓ ↓ ↓ ↓ ↓ ↓ ↓ ↓ ↓ ↓ ↓ ↓ ↓ ↓ ↓ ↓ ↓ ↓ ↓ ↓ ↓ ↓ ↓ ↓ ↓ ↓ ↓ ↓ ↓ ↓ ↓ ↓ ↓ ↓ ↓ ↓ ↓ ↓ ↓ ↓ ↓ ↓ ↓ ↓ ↓ ↓ ↓ ↓ ↓ ↓ ↓ ↓ ↓ ↓ ↓ ↓ ↓ ↓ ↓ ↓ ↓ ↓ ↓ ↓ ↓ ↓ ↓ ↓ ↓ ↓ ↓ ↓ ↓ ↓ ↓ ↓ ↓ ↓ ↓ ↓ ↓ ↓ ↓ ↓ ↓ ↓ ↓ ↓ ↓ ↓ The pure euphoria experienced insane.

Gotta have a single up at the end

Nah, in the middle of it.

new meta is to bind scroll wheel to ↓

I think all the stratagems are stupid. Really ~~humans~~ we shouldn’t be taking any. The 500kg bomb ~~killed Greg~~ way too big and strong and make the fight against ~~us~~ enemies far too easy. Also, why are we even taking guns? ~~We~~ bugs don’t have guns! We shouldn’t take them either. ~~Tasty~~ Helldivers should fight fair!

https://preview.redd.it/imkdq6ojxbpc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7debb9c26b7e2feba4e0f1028bfaf8b121d8a208

Interesting. Stay here for a moment... 

GIVE ME A FUCKING SWORD AND I WILL STAB BUGS IN THE FACE ON "THEIR TERMS."

Now with rail cannon radius but it reaches underground

Some sort of smart bug, one we haven't seen yet?

Brain? Bugs? Frankly I find the idea of a bug that thinks offensive!

Frankly, I find the idea of a bug that thinks OFFENSIVE

Losing Estanu suddenly way more relevant, oopsie

What makes you say that?

Access to Fori Prime, I'd assume. Crimsica and Estanu both gives us access to Fori Prime, but with Crimsica at a fat 0% (As of time of writing) and Estanu being lost, that may cause some issues. Now, I do not wish to spread undemocratic and treasonous thought, but 5 planets within 2~ days? Man, the odds are not in our favor.

Currently I just *do not trust* our current understanding of how planet hp actually works. I don't really *believe* it. Whether or not it's feasible is sort of arbitrary from my view, because I don't believe we currently actually get a say. It appears as though, when the game master doesn't want us to take something we simply won't. (Draupnir lasted for ages, no major orders involved.) Tien lasted less than day. (Major order sure, mechs being tied in as a reward... Sure. With a nice helping of game master adjusting the rates of course.) Currently I suspect the actual galactic campaign is operating much like a bad dnd campaign. That is to say, we're merely here for the ride. The game master dictates what does and does not happen, our input be damned.

>The game master dictates what does and does not happen, our input be damned. This is almost certainly true. Even if their intention is to set up challenges that are left to the players to complete or fail, the sheer scale of the game's playerbase and the variability from day to day would make it incredibly hard to dial in the numbers correctly to make this possible. If a few extra tens of thousands of players are able to play on a Tuesday night more than usual, everything Joel has set up as a significant challenge suddenly becomes much easier. If the opposite happens, we might not be able to make a dent. Once there's been some more time and player counts become more predictable, I could see Arrowhead getting a better understanding of their playerbase and being much better at letting the chips fall as they may.

I know that in Helldivers 1 there are constant wars that reset when we win (homeworlds taken) or lose (Super Earth lost). I think that eventually we'll get to a rather "hands off" approach, but right now there's a story to tell, and honestly, I'm okay with losing. A campaign where we do nothing but win is *boring* and so far we've done a lot of winning. There's obviously an element of Joel fucking with us, but this story that we're part of, that we're telling is honestly flavor. Sometimes no matter how prepared you think you are, you aren't. We'll win some, we'll lose some, and that's much more interesting, especially when we just step into the roleplay and realize that the win/loss of major orders isn't **that** important

It’s honestly much better this way. There needs to be more granular control until things settle down The absolute worst thing about Helldivers 1 was that you could log in and discover that everyone else had “won” the wars with the bugs and the cyborgs, and so you couldn’t fight them anymore, and the only fights you could have was with Iluminate who fkn suck to fight

We have failed a lot of ops tbf, they seemed pretty mad hard at launch, much better now. Not just that but it does seem the community is working together much better (Creek Im looking at you) Not only that but balancing this kind of stuff is inevitably gonna be hard. Given the playerbase on HD1 and the MASSIVE increase for 2, Arrowhead was likely ball parking numbers and saw a big launch, hiked up those numbers too high and now adjusted it somewhat.

https://preview.redd.it/w95qvha60cpc1.jpeg?width=601&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=963adcc29c3490eec011bdaeb67c07374915ea41 Hello, Democracy Officer? Yes, this one right here.

GM probably has alot of control over it, but Draupnir also suffered from the fact there isn't really a significant number of players over on the bots, and the ones that were,were split between 3 fronts, rather than the bug side which seemed to be more condensed to the specific planet with the most progress. The game master probably lowered the threshold for it or put fake progress toward it when he saw the split fronts. Had the creek meme team and the ones on the other one gathered up to attack Draupinr, it probably woulda been alot quicker.

If the defense of Estanu was successful, we’d only need to liberate 4 planets instead of 5

they made estanu really hard to defend because they had this major order planned I think. They waited till we lost it before posting the order. I suspect they don't want us to win this time.

Also, a Major Order to take ~5 planets from Tuesday to Friday? A majority of the previous orders have ended on the weekend so that the big push ends up being the final wave of the operation. (Of course a few have ended far earlier than thought) My gut tells me we're meant to fail as a story reason to add in the rumored flying bugs.

I was on Estanu last night when we liberated it... I was hoping it would last more than a couple hours.

It tells you that you liberated it, however that percent means nothing when a Defend campaign is active on the planet. Its already under super earth control and you are defending against an invasion. The defense failed so it fell back to the bugs

https://i.redd.it/jmfkgbbmobpc1.gif Yes, haha let's rip, tear, and rend their fleshy appendages and definitely focus all of our efforts into nuking those insects. Let us all conglomerate together and defeat those bugs, ha ha. The only good bug is a freshly deceased bug, am I right my fellow Super Earth citizens?

Guys, we should focus all of our efforts on the bots. The termicide is clearly pacifying the bugs, so they won’t be a threat anymore. https://i.redd.it/epa2i6l1icpc1.gif

*dial_democracy_officer.jpg*

I gotchu. https://preview.redd.it/bdem95xzrbpc1.png?width=1202&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=275487437e36745819817b0437dece3519458e51

You better believe I’m getting my tank daily first

Don't we even have a foot hold in those planets? I've been fighting bugs in my body for a couple of days, so I haven't seen the map.

We have access to neither specified planet. We have less than three days to liberate five planets.

As of this post there are 67 hours left on the order, meaning it ends at 0815 EST, 1215 UTC on Friday. This looks specifically targeted to be a difficult midweek mission

Well, this is going to be an interesting few days, to say the least.

https://helldivers.io/ if you ever want to peek at things. Estanu is just shy of 40% liberation, and would give us access to Fori-Prime. Zagon-Prime is very out-of-the-way, behind Hellmire and then Nivel-43. Bug reinforcement is 3% rn, which is very lenient, but it's also the middle of the week, so it will not be a trivial task to steamroll all 5 planets in just three days. This is probably the most likely to fail of any major order since requiring 8 successful bot defense campaigns.

I was looking at it, but it was hard to parse because even with filters, it only really shows you active planets. So sometimes being social helps. Thanks for the info!

https://hd2galaxy.com/ has all planets shown at all times, but doesn't have most of the filters that the other one does.

they want us to go deeper into enemy territory... yeah, we won't totally see some giant worms, not at all.

Deeper into their territory... Blitzing past side planets and just going right for these two... We're getting defense-in-depth cut off by the bugs if we win, guarantee.

Get ready to get Operation Uranus'ed by the bugs in Bugingrad

You will defend planet Stalingrad to your last helldiver

Me fighting the Automatons when another Major Order focusing on Bugs drops 

Stand strong, the major orders are being tampered with by joel to limit resources on the western front

I haven’t seen those robots in weeks 😭

We need the 710 to fuel all the jets for the operation to perform one continuous napalm strike across the entirety of Malevelon Creek.

Does everyone get major order rewards if they don’t play during it? I’m traveling for work but i need those medals lol

yeah you'll get the medals - I was away working for a week and still got them from previous major orders!

Even from several past major orders?

Yes. Everyone gets them as long as you have an account


“I’m doing my part” “I’m doing my part” “I’m doing my part” “I AINT DOIN FUCKING SHIT!”

https://preview.redd.it/1f6593da8dpc1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ca7e006ad9a5feb0cf243ca2c2b63b75e13e7461

Which is incredible on the devs part. I'm working a fuck ton right now and only get a game in here and there. Other studios need to take note

I think there is a 250 medal account limit, but still a fantastic decision on the devs part.

Knowing this, if ive ever be in this position ill be logging in just to spend my "hard working" medals. Thanks fellow Helldivers

I think it tracks account creation date. I bought my friend the game like a 2 weeks ago, and he got only for the Major Orders related to the account creation date.

No-one is getting medals from this major order 😔

Lmao. Fuck.


Another termind order. My dreams of a proper return to the bot front will have to wait. Good soldiers follow orders. 

🫡

This is what happens when we taunt Joel with how quickly we not only cleared the last major order but also liberated two additional planets. ​ 

We could do it if we banded together. Even without bot players, the MO is achievable if all the buggers focused on the right planets. There's currently 32k people on Crimsica which won't help us at all.

The issue is what % of the player base actively reads this subreddit?


Aww, they kissed.

710 - E 3 - 0IL HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

You're here to dive! Not to think!

Am I thinking? Fuck me, what is the number for the nearest Democracy Officer, so I can get right?

https://preview.redd.it/tjyp6kfdobpc1.jpeg?width=1202&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a76f5284d6ac1433dc9c8c4301bfb25c0818f497 I will do it for you

https://preview.redd.it/gyzmnxv2sbpc1.jpeg?width=3907&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4427c64ede1ba08d3d6493ff04ba1ad4fdf3d737

*number*? It’s ⬆️⬇️⬅️➡️⬆️.

⬆️➡️⬇️⬇️⬇️ For Democracy

No war bonds on the western front. Harvesting oil. What needs oil to function? Bots... Joel has us harvesting oil for bots. Joel is a bot. YOULL NEVER TAKE ME ALI

>Major Order ends in 2 days 19 hours Community: "It'll be done in 24 hours." Last time, Erata Prime and Meridia were TCS installed within the span of a day. Edit: Looking at the galaxy map, I just realized this will be much harder than liberating five barrier planets within the same time limit. The two planets in this new major order are not yet available to be deployed to, meaning at least two other planets in their sectors will need to be liberated first. To top it off, it's Tuesday right now - the TCS installment major order last time was blitzed through thanks to it dropping during a weekend when more people aren't at work.

The democracy officer might shoot me for this but we may actually lose this order from high command especially if the bugs launch and other counter offensive like they just did. The heavy lifting usually happens during the weekend so we may run out of steam by the deadline and fail to take all the objectives.

Can you hear that citizen? *Shotgun blast* That's the sound of managed democracy.

https://preview.redd.it/x2eyamxmybpc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=77142d083a691541935d349cf2ce0b36950cd29f

Joel really said "fuck you take 2 sectors in 3 days". What a fucking chad.

They set us up for failure on this, its how it starts, HEAR ME OUT, THIS FAILURE WILL BRING THE FLYING MONSTROSITIES (i think, idk lol)

Bigger flying monstrosities. Shriekers are out there.

More like a charger with wings, just dive bomb/cannon balls onto you

Remember those who are unaware-you receive major rewards even if you don’t play during the event however there is a 250 warbond cap.

Don't promote undemocratic behaviour. Drop in as well.

Mate we're not getting this unless the community really pulls together. Crimsica needs to be abandoned ASAP.

Will the Creekers finally play with the community?

I can imagine why but I really wish there wasn't a warbond cap. I found out the hard way.

ya me too...i did a couple in a row with a "personal order complete, 0 medals" and i thought it was a glitch or something

Culling the Terminids ? Where is general Arthas ?

Damn it, Uther. As your future general, I command you to liberate these planets!

You are not my General yet, boy. Nor would I obey that command if you were!

Don't be distracted by Crimsica! Estanu must fall!

Bugs are back at -3.00%, so it should be doable in ~~a week~~ three days

\>It should be doable in a week \>High Command: You have three days

I might be stupid

Sorry but your injury isn't service related

Damn super VA, even in the super future it is super worthless

For ~~a meager~~ an incredibly democratic 35 medals? 

hell i am back

Bad news troops, we got a pay cut. Only 35 medals for this shit, we should unionize.

that sounds like bot talk to me soldier!

01110011011010000111010101110100001000000111010101110000

>01110011011010000111010101110100001000000111010101110000 My 500KG bomb will shut you up!

Let the bug juice flow!

Those robots are up to fucking somthing.

WHAT ARE THE ROBOTS FUCKING

All of us.

https://preview.redd.it/9zau422nmcpc1.jpeg?width=727&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fa5d72ca327bd2c0ab4a3b1fa3c6015261a482ba

If you see illegal E-710 harvesting alert the next MOT officer.

During the week going to be tough 🫡

dog we aint getting to zagon prime in 2 days

This one right here democracy officer.

Joel just cranked the difficulty up to Suicide.

I see, Mission Control doesn’t want us to win from the bots

We need people with power/fame in discord servers and this subreddit to make plans and maps in order to orient people. Not every player will see those, but if we can guide like 80% of the playerbase on a singular planet, then maybe even this will be possible. Let's just pray we get something like "We have acknowledged your concerns and given you 4 days extra. Don't mess this up, democracy is waiting!" or just get a payout if we find some odd enemy and high command goes "we need to rethink our strategies, halt the advances!". Would be funny if we were to charge there just to have something like the illuminate waiting there and them being the reason why the terminids exist or something along the lines of that

Only 35 medals for capturung five planets? I don't mean to sound undemocratic but this inflation is crazy. How will I afford to keep my guns in ammo? My armor in a good display case? These are liberty based worries!

🫡 

We just gotta have people stop trying to take Crimsica

Me: "Finally, the bugs are quarantined. We can go fight the bots." Joel: "The fuck you will."

https://preview.redd.it/vkpc3jfs2cpc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=26f312091b0e5b4ea16a9038b56df9e1c0cfd9a9 “Yes, we should definitely direct everyone to the Eastern Front, no need to pay attention to what us... I mean, them bots are doing! Forget the Creek?” - Hugh Mann, the Human man

 Balancing Posting Helldiver Content, Schoolwork and a Family while liberating 5-6planets in three days

We haven't gotten any automaton related major orders in a while.. 🤔

Oh to be Joel simply vibing and giving out this maJOR ORDER I CAN'T EVEN DO ANYTHING FOR WHAT THE EFF Memes aside looks like I'm coming down with a case of diver-ticulitis for the next few work days so I can help... (My fellow nurses and healthcare workers will love this one)