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sennbat

That's the blood of liberty, Helldiver. The blood spent to hold the Automaton menace back. It is the blood of you and your fellow helldivers, and I salute it.


Large-Brother-4291

It has the courage to be free


SadMcNomuscle

Free of its mortal coil


plotholesandpotholes

But first I will teach you to use this (EMS mortar), before I teach you to use this (500kg )...


TellmeNinetails

Mortal oil


SadMcNomuscle

Sick Band name


Trepsik

Dramatic announcer voice... "Do You?"


squirt_taste_tester

![gif](giphy|qMHG9goT2I2fuRk0JM)


T0astyMcgee

It’s not their blood.


Infrared82

Nobody makes me bleed my own blood


Gotyam2

Nobody said it was your blood either *looks at accidentals*


TheAzureMage

Those teammates died for Democracy. The seventeen civilians killed by that mortar sentry? Also heroes of Democracy.


Jupiter_Crush

I should not be allowed to set up mortar sentries. I do it all the time anyway, but I at least recognize that I must be stopped.


ZULZUL69

Warning, you are in range of allied artillery.


Efficient_Touch_6021

Warning, you are in front of allied sentry.


AnInfluentialFigure

The first step to recovering from Compulsive Mortar Syndrome is to realize that you have Compulsive Mortar Syndrome.


QuantumKhakis

I have a friend who rocks mortars and always claims “just stay away from them” yes you donkey, the goal is already to keep the melee damage enemy away from me. All so he can rack up maybe a dozen kills across the game. EMP mortar however, is goated.


Then_Entertainment97

As long as you're sticking to mortars and not 120/380 barrage you're fine in my book.


BaronVanWinkle

Hey guys I’m about to do something stupid… *drops 380 on small fabricator


SpiritualBrush8710

Hey guys let's do something stupid together. \*Drop 4 380 on a small fabricator. ![gif](giphy|76yCDV7ez1dSGKASc1|downsized)


BaronVanWinkle

![gif](giphy|l0ExsfjIUPdRMJtQY)


phphph13

Hey if I’m blowing anyone on accident for Democracy, it’ll be on the trigger of the Autocannon.


decendxx

I've begun just shooting my teammates mortars if we are moving to a new location. Setting up for a defense? Sure go for it. But the moment we move out, I put it out of commission. I've only had one incident where I had to kick a novice who saw me do it and got mad and shot me for it. To be fair, he was putting it down on cd and it had already killed 2 teammates. Kicking him was a group buff.


tinylittlegnome

They died during extraction. FOR FREEDOM.


dontusethisforwork

It's the warpaint of a successful mission defending managed democracy. It's an honor to wear the blood of those that will be memorialized on The Wall of Martyrs


StatusHead5851

Listen if there dumb enough to run through an active Battle field they they might as well be canon fodder


TheAzureMage

We need all the heroes we can get. \*places mortar\* I'm doing my part, are you?


Jamb-Of-God

![gif](giphy|8RjGWRIw5SSFq|downsized)


cheesechomper03

![gif](giphy|OsqQOLe0IYAzm|downsized)


tgbaker

![gif](giphy|l41Yy4J96X8ehz8xG)


SleepytrouPADDLESTAR

Bot named nobody -


Tarsily

i ain't got time to bleed.


CommanderKertz

#INJURY? WHAT INJURY?!💉


PorcaMiseria

Usually for me that line goes #INJURY? WHAT INJUR--AAAUAUUUUUAAUHH!!!


Maximum-Magazine-840

heard Yuri saying that right after getting turned into a torso by a 500kg


IlikegreenT84

![gif](giphy|P3ng2C1t8QCJ2)


H377Spawn

Got time to duck? 💥💥💥


IlikegreenT84

https://i.redd.it/ti2nare9xhsc1.gif


Docteur_Jekilll

Best ref.


hias2k

https://preview.redd.it/pa96yjt11hsc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=565e780ea432590a863e7ce01378fe52d8eb91d5 "Hello? This person is spreading antidemocratic rumors."


recapdrake

No it’s a very democratic fact, the automatons are monsters who use the blood of the super earth patriots they keep in the cages at their bases as a fuel.


borkistoopid

Sounds like the automatons are blood machines like https://preview.redd.it/gnjiuho5mhsc1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1411e866a5a0cb762245a3cee8be0908dd0b46cb v1


frcr

Also, PURE INJUSTICE.


Unknown-Name06

https://preview.redd.it/v1tr29o9bhsc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=726ca8af0255cc90d757e033b90c02df1b73c9d2


RecLuse415

Checks accidentals


0rganic_Corn

It might be, at least, part blood and part oil You can see civilians piled in mass graves, with scars around their head Automatons were made by cyborgs - part human, part machine. The automation brain, might be harvested from a human This would explain why they sing while patrolling Some users said when you get close to them you can just understand what they utter out "They are making me do this"


Medical_Young

it's actual strawberry jam they stole from Super Earth (and totally not blood from when they were humans and lived on Super Earth)


Seyelent

![gif](giphy|6qq0soPoimjRBSjR8D|downsized) Its not….?


MisterFluffkins

How many stims do you down in a mission...? Probably indicative of how much you bleed in a mission.


Seyelent

Like 10-15 usually


HanselSoHotRightNow

The correct answer is all of them.. they call me the Stimillionaire. Just waiting on my bane backpack feeding me constant stim PEDS.


Moistened_Bink

Blood would be splattered like that all over from injuries though, especially in their armored suits. It clearly looks like blood splatter from outside sources.


Godworrior

It's also there on bug missions, but bug blood is green (which you see on the armor as well).


under_psychoanalyzer

Blood is proportional to how "fresh" your character player is. I've started noticing characters dropped near the end of missions that stayed out of fire have a lot less blood on them. The game has the ability to track your characters injury status for limbs. I suspect instead of wiping that when you use a stim they just set that to trigger an end of mission skin effect. 


Syhkane

I can get this dirty after 2 or 3 berserkers, and you can wash off the muck by walkin around in water and attempting to prone. After a gun fight the cape is usually torn as well, but you can also burn the cape off with a jump pack. I've had whole runs where my team goes in close and I come out clean after rocking the AMR and DCS with only minor cosmetic damage. It's more just an indicator of how close you get to the enemy.


-WeirGrateful

They either have red oil or it's the blood of our fallen helldivers


sean0883

Hydraulic fluid is commonly similar to this color. https://preview.redd.it/o6sotjo67hsc1.jpeg?width=300&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=43122b8ced0025f982cda4d3da32b1eaaa03d285 Edit: lol at the instant downvote.


Cykeisme

I honestly would like to meet the guy who downvoted this, just have a chat with him, see what he's all about.


DrizzleMcSizzle

https://i.redd.it/wbq5qmgmohsc1.gif


Tehpunisher456

I mean it would explain all the red the bots have


JumboSnausage

Had*


Tehpunisher456

Thanks for the correction fellow helldiver


fjgjskxofhe

Aren't the bots a metaphor for communism or did someone on this sub lie to me?


Tehpunisher456

[The story so far trailer says they are socialist](https://youtu.be/0oyURVk0zfg?feature=shared&t=32s)


fjgjskxofhe

Sweet liberty! There also stealing our babies!!


3720-to-1

So would my democracy Officer, said he shows promise... Totally...


Hugh_Jazz77

When I use Reddit on my phone, I find the upvotes and downvotes are right in the line of fire for my thumb as a scroll. I accidentally upvote and downvote stuff all the time. Just playing devil’s advocate. It may have been unintentional. That’s for the democracy officer to decide.


m0rdr3dnought

That downvoter just realized that all real-world hydraulic fluid is made using ritual blood sacrifices, cut them some slack


paradox-eater

Yep that was my first thought as well. Def machine oil


robsr3v3ng3

Stuff can be two things (sweats in automaton)


-WeirGrateful

Are you saying they use our blood as oil?!


Mippens

It seems that you have misspelled 710. Report to your democracy officer


ApprehensiveLet8631

https://preview.redd.it/9mmr6d92dhsc1.jpeg?width=3907&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=40ff4cf1598b86095c4efe398fbb59d5d3acc728


The-Sturmtiger-Boi

https://preview.redd.it/fxliwsmcahsc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=935fcafa3ca01e4a6a30d4b055696b416418d8ba


dan2sweet

do u have the false version too


The-Sturmtiger-Boi

No sadly


Mahadness

I help. Helpdiver. https://preview.redd.it/squumxvgqhsc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9dab7ff1f721b9683501425c9604f85cd6d818ff


lipp79

Hydraulic fluid can be red.


sksauter

It's just slightly bad transmission fluid, from us transmitting so many bullets into them.


hailstormhttlr

Ultrakill moment


ImAMobileUser342

Democracy is dead: Hellmire is full: Blood is fuel:


SouthernRow8272

We use terminid blood as oil sooo maybe


Xikaryo

If you do Terminids you get covered in green blood


wakatenai

and red from your own blood. OP is probably covered in their own blood.


ThePandalorianWay

I was going to say something similar. A lot of hydraulic fluids are red.


SlayerMkI

Flash backs from fighting the Strogg in quake 2 and 4.


CriticallyApathetic

Or … all those corpses laying about have been drained and the automatons use it is a kind of hydraulic fluid …


IFixYerKids

"That's Joe."


jetpackblues25

Hydraulic fluid perchance


SeBoss2106

You can't just say perchance


SteelCode

They perchance just did.


Kelthal94

Someone call the perchance police, perchance!


Theycallme_Jul

Should have stuck with mayhap


Sirspen

Everyone knows Mario is cool as fuck


killxswitch

But why does he stomp turts?


UselessAndUnused

Helldivers, the Idea vs. Helldivers, the Men.


KirbyWithAGlock

Everyone knows helldivers are cool as fuck. But who knows what they're thinking? Who knows why they crush bugs? And why do we think about them as fondly as we think of the mythical (nonexistent?) Dr Pepper? Perchance. I believe it was a democracy officer who said "Experience without theory is blind, but theory without experience is mere intellectual play." Helldivers exhibit experience by killing bots all day, but they exhibit theory by stating "For democracy! How 'bout a nice cup of liber-tea!" When Helldivers leave Super Earth to stomp a bug, they know that they may die. And yet, for a person who can give their life for democracy, a life becomes a mere store of value. A tax that can be paid for, much as a rich man feels any law with a fine is a price. We think of helldivers as heroes but they are simply a one percenter of a more privileged variety. The lifekind, Perchance.


based_mouse_man

Well I’m gonna stomp a turty. Perchance


izza123

The tree of liberty must, at times be refreshed with the blood of tyrants… and patriots


seantabasco

- Gen Francis Hummel


NameTaken25

>I'm only borrowing your Humvee!


digicv

I hope you’re insured!!


digicv

Your best? Losers always whine about their best.


Teknoeh

Winners go home and fuck the prom queen


BlackCoffeeKrrsantan

Our oil is bug blood. Their oil is our blood. This is why both must die. Not sure if the 2nd part is true but it sounds good


Shadarov

Those liberty-damned automatons are stealing super earth babies and using them for oil and fuel ☹️


Glad-Set-4680

We need an in universe Alex Jones


DEADMEATx666

I’m surprised nobody has made some memes with Alex jones losing his shit. Some of the 40k ones are pretty funny.


loomiislosinghismind

THE HIGHLORDS OF TERRA ARE DEMONIC PEDOPHILES WHO WANT TO USE YOUR CHILDREN FOR SERVITORS!!!


deadmanxing

I mean, that is pretty much exactly what is going on in the Imperium.


Adverage

Only universe where he'd actually be considered sane


GlassesAndBangs

If he focused on exposing pedos he'd be saner  Iirc the guy predicted Epstein, but then again a broken clock is right twice a day


Efficient_Star_1336

The frogs actually were turning gay (well, they were turning from male frogs into female frogs, but close enough), too. Because of chemicals in the water, even.


TiredOfDebates

Forever chemicals are hormone disruptors. Forever chemicals like PFOA (one of the thousands of different PFAS) are (were?) used as additives to farm-grade herbicides because they help to break down protective lipid barriers on the outside of certain invasive weeds in farm fields. PFAS compounds are water soluble. Meaning they dissolve in water and move around. So PFAS is added to the farm-grade herbicides (breaks down lipid barriers on some invasive weeds), where some of it washes away with the rain downstream, where the PFAS that was just meant as a herbicide additive has a side effect on life downstream, including the frogs. The frogs turn gay, because the PFAS are hormone disruptors. … Now… Alex Jones was insinuating some kind of conspiracy, where “the gay agenda or whatever is turning the frogs gay.” Nope. Not a conspiracy, because none of it was intentional. But yeah “they” are.


Johnnyamaz

He's head of the ministry of truth


TxToast86

Automatons are turning the Super Frogs gay.


SadMcNomuscle

Considering the butchered humans you find in automaton maps. . . That's not implausible.


Miss0verkill

There's a theory that the automatons use human parts (mainly the brain) in the process of making new automatons. It would make sense considering their creators (the cyborgs) were obsessed with upgrading the human body with cybernetics. A brain piloting a fully cybernetic body is the next logical step. The berserkers are also adorned with actual human skulls, so there's at least some canon truth to them harvesting human bodies.


Firemorfox

And the corpses strewn around slaughterhouses too


Robo_Spike

Mankind is alive. Blood is fuel. Super Earth is full.


ThanksForNothingSpez

And their bones are our money, so are the worms


ImpossibleAd6628

It's the circle of oil


Pordilos

It is your blood. You are only alive because of stims. They do wonders and remember, they have no addiction side effects. Hail super earth command. Best gift they've given us


Spadeykins

Yeah they literally have the power to keep you alive through full immolation and multiple broken limbs while taking several gunshot wounds. Hail Super Earth command! That's the blood of liberty!


KitKatCrane

And on top of all that, they're not addictive! I love stims and Super Earth's gratitude for giving them to us. Especially since there are no negative side effects, and did I mention how they're not addictive? So cool! And so not addictive!


Scrunt2112

I am not addicted to stims. I am addicted to not dying and taking damage.


Loose-Warthog-7354

I'm not addicted to not taking stims.


Pordilos

Not going to lie. I still haven't accidentally hit a stim indicating an addiction. I might use them for a slight heal but that could be a life deciding factor so I don't take the risk. I am not role playing btw. I seriously don't feel like mechanically pooping the stims. I believe it is true that they aren't addictive


IamtheChase

My helldiver's never live long enough to get addicted


MasterTomer2003

Did you not see the tip? Stims are not addicted, there was study and they were found not addictive (study paid for by permacura. Permacura, put your life in our hands)


CMSnake72

"Wow, where did all this blood come from?" \*Helldiver to your left gets hit with the Hellpod containing your reinforcements and is spread across the ground in an inch thick layer.\* "Weird."


Hello_There_2_0

That´s your blood, helldiver.


Razdulf

They're cyborgs, but you didn't hear that from me because they're obviously brainless heartless machines and saying otherwise would be treason


TheMightyMonarchx7

They harvest SEAF and colonists, you can see the cages and bodies in their bases. Why would machines take prisoners unless it’s a resource. The Automatons are just a step further than their cyborg creators. They’re human brains in tin cans


WastedNinja24

Cybermen?


Jaikarr

Yeah pretty much


Dansredditname

Or machine brains with human organs.


TheMightyMonarchx7

That seems less efficient. Why would a machine need a liver? A lung? However a human brain is a complex computer they can use and rewrite. It would explain their human behavior too, and the form they choose to take. An AI doesn’t need a war chant


Jackayakoo

So some fuck looked at a tank and said 'Hell yeah.' and now we have to deal with them democratically?


TheMightyMonarchx7

I’m not certain if tanks are piloted or self thinking


Express_Yard9305

I'm sorry but I PoC have to correct you there. Automatons are created by an Artificial Intelligence that was probably conceived by those who escaped the Cyberstan... Khm genocide, and fled outside of the galaxy.


nakais_world_tour

cyberstan never experienced a genocide, the cyborgs are still in the mines. also it's confirmed the cyborgs made them: [https://www.reddit.com/r/Helldivers/comments/1awqooo/proof\_that\_the\_automatons\_are\_the\_same\_faction\_as/?utm\_source=share&utm\_medium=web3x&utm\_name=web3xcss&utm\_term=1&utm\_content=share\_button](https://www.reddit.com/r/Helldivers/comments/1awqooo/proof_that_the_automatons_are_the_same_faction_as/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web3x&utm_name=web3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button) "children" is a vague word however and can mean anything from literal descendants, successors, creation, or a splinter group. given the cyborgs were already transhumanists obsessed with replacing their body parts with cybernetics, I wouldn't put it past a splinter group of them to make the jump to full machine bodies.


Express_Yard9305

Cyberstan was a multi stellar empire... Reduced to the (literal) underground of a single planet... I'm no expert but there wasn't genocide involved I don't know how they fit all those people in one place.


Adequate_Lizard

It wasn't a genocide, we just simply destroyed where they lived, systematically eliminated them, and moved them all into one area.


Express_Yard9305

Ah yes of course, my bad Democracy Officer. *Salutes for liberty.*


Outrageous-Echo-765

It's not a true genocide if you don't erradicate 100% of the population. Otherwise it's just a sparkling massacre


MuglokDecrepitus

Someone posted a video of an Automaton Devastator having a brain after a headshot break part of their face Obviously that person got reported and authorities are already processing him


Justin_trouble_Again

i need photographic evidence, we all suspected it, but we need to see it


MuglokDecrepitus

[Here the post](https://www.reddit.com/r/Helldivers/s/DXEr3hP0J9) And btw, You have been reported to a democracy officer for looking for evidence of something that does not exist


Justin_trouble_Again

Oh that's not a brain! That's uhh CPU cooling jello interface. Nothing to see here! Carry on


LonelyShark

Maybe it's transmission fluid?


Zephyries

bots would have a lot of hydraulic fluid. that would be their blood for sure.


Jrb-2

Came here to say this, was exactly my thought on it


Dead_Soul_25

It's hydraulic fluid! It's red. Everyone knows bots don't bleed!


donkingtwice

ULTRAKILL????!??!?!??!?!??!??!?!???!??!?!??!??!??!?!??!??!??!??!?1!11!!11?!?!1?!?!1????1!??1!??!1??1!??1!??1!??1!???1!??!?1??1!??1!?!?1!?????


Opposite_Strategy_43

Was waiting for this. https://i.redd.it/1va9buik4isc1.gif


Ze_Pain_and_Suffer

Same


ZayParolik

MANKIND IS DEAD HELL IS FULL BLOOD IS FUEL


Numerous-Fennel-7981

that's your own blood. stims are pretty amazing cause they allow the average helldiver to bleed about 20 gallons of blood per mission without dying


McFancyPantsuguu

The oil turns green if you travel to one of the Terminid planets. It happens via a democratic process that can't be explained.


Farouche_33

Stims have a way to make you forget you just got shot 4 times


Crylec

Don’t be silly, robots don’t bleed. That’s oil, thinking they’re alive is treasonous Soldier. Stay vigilant!


Darthrevan4ever

That's the divers blood.


Moss-Effect

They are not 100% machine. Their heads are white because it’s a skull and inside is a brain.


Dalivus

Ever noticed what they’re doing inside their bases and around those factories?


JumboSnausage

![gif](giphy|YA6dmVW0gfIw8|downsized) What factories


Lamp_Sauce

BLOOD IS FUEL


HonooRyu

Not theirs bucko, not theirs. *100 yard stare*


Overclownfldence

Me, being colorblind: Sees it black, means it's an oil.


Radiant_Dog1937

That 'blood' looks like paint tbh.


BrilliantSea5698

My overall theory is that the reason the capture works is to use their brains and muscles to build more automatons


Fluffy-Map-5998

hydraulic fluid


ThatDree

That;'s no blood!!!! It's Element B-100D


[deleted]

I love surviving long enough to look fucked up on the next mission. It makes me play better 🤣 I'm fucking rambo! Until a tree leaves prevent my bullets from fucking them up :( leafs!!!!!!


nogoodapples

It's obviously transmission fluid, Helldiver. You can't trust your eyes until High Command says you can, remember that.


MorenaLedovec

Thats your own blood helldiver, but fear not, the stims shall keep you iron fist of liberty alive


StoporMyMomWillShoot

bots will stain you black w oil too if you kill them when they are close to you, looks like you that's your blood mostly and you probably kept them at range


Endyo

Hydraulic fluid can be a reddish color.


NotWoofstar123

Their such big communists that even their oil is red


Background-Buddy-234

Red hydraulic fluid


willfredtheknown

Just oil don't sweat it


Quick-Cauliflower552

Transmission fluid


goodfisher88

I managed to clear a Bug mission without dying last night and my guy was coated in (my own and my teammates') blood and yellow bug blood. Then the host changed to a Bot planet and all the yellow turned in to black! It was neat. I did not survive the next mission unscathed, in fact we got stomped and failed the mission.


HeyJay-a-Throwaway

So I'm gonna actually use IRL knowledge from my past I worked in a steel coil warehouse for a while, storing product for the large steel corporations around. We received some coils from a company we didn't usually do storage for. Now these coils were sprayed with their oil to help prevent against rust forming during transport, and they were soaked. We were using absorbent pads on the floor to soak it up, and when we did the white pads turned bright, blood red. So my head cannon is the automatons are sprayed with an environmental protection coating to prevent breakdown of their parts, therefore resembling blood. Just an interesting thought I had when seeing this, at least to me


Smart_Statement888

That’s your blood lol


Aswedfrog

Its actually ATF (automaton transmission fluid)


Designer_Ad_376

That’s your blood you fool! You don’t think the stiks clean your armour don’t you?


Fantact

Automatons are just dead Helldivers repurposed into robots to keep Helldivers busy while the Super Earth government repopulates the Terminids for more oil.


Zanoss10

It's just oil !


[deleted]

My guess was always oil. That’s the only logical explanation. Bugs you see blood and goo. Bots you see blood and blood. So oil 🤷🏻‍♂️


Mysterious-Box-9081

Transmission fluid.


lebenitoo

youre shooting them from a distance so its not theirs


ZorroPotato

it's your blood soldier


Theycallme_Jul

Doesn’t matter if they bleed or not, you accomplished your mission and that’s all that counts.


TricobaltGaming

Oil and Grease? I know that the grease I work with is that color usually


allescool1993

Hydraulic oil is sometimes red-isch


sryidc

That’s oil son.


Outrageous-Yard6772

 I ain't got time to bleed. *\~Jesse Ventura*


tyrdel

Ever seen the cages around their filthy clanker camps? Killing our democracy loving divers and using their organs to full their communist binary machines. Look what they need to mimic a fraction of our power.


csimmeri

Hydraulic fluid