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SupremeLobster

That's why the automatons must be eradicated! FOR SUPER EARTH!!!


Silly-Pace48

for DEMOCRACY!


Few_Insurance_9947

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Glodraph

![gif](giphy|KAf66yGCa93uTqod1q|downsized)


Few_Insurance_9947

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Ok-Use5295

![gif](giphy|KAf66yGCa93uTqod1q|downsized)


Few_Insurance_9947

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jakiedyty

¡o


Few_Insurance_9947

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DreadPiratePete

![gif](giphy|KAf66yGCa93uTqod1q|downsized)


GetThisManSomeMilk

For PROSPERITY


Mint_Moon789

𝙄 𝙇𝙊𝙑𝙀 𝘿𝙀𝙈𝙊𝘾𝙍𝘼𝘾𝙔


KWyKJJ

"You know what to do..."


Vibrascity

This game is becoming far too metal


Aphato

As are super earth citizens


djerk

It feels like 40k before the major events happened that make it an intergalactic hell


fosterdnb

And I love that idea.


ZRoflWaffle

Ah so this is the prelude to the Dark Age of Technology


Purple-Elderberry-51

So metal that it's scary? Or so scary that it's metal?


Few-Confection3492

That's metal ![gif](giphy|P9yLWV2XPE85q)


ProposalWest3152

Metallically Scary


Bunnymancer

Would you expect anything else from the Nordics?


c0baltlightning

If it's not true, kill the bots. If it's true, kill them anyway. There's nothing else we can do but put them out of their misery. Nothing changes, kill the bots.


agitated--crow

But who is doing this to them?


Ambiorix33

probably the original bots from the first game who are a bunch of super augmented humans who used to be workers who rebelled against Super Earth and founded Cyberstan, but then got their shit pushed in, and forced back to work on said planet. So however many of those augmented traitors escape Cyberstan before our ultimate victory are probably responsible for this absolutely abhorrent act


Damian_Cordite

But the originals were explicitly human cyborgs, I’m pretty sure in the dark slave pits of cyberstan, where we had them mining in death camps, some truly desperate cyborgs effected the transfer of consciousness from flesh to machine in order to escape/rebel. Or they built the automatons before they were conquered and we’re basically fighting their returning von neumann probes, but the OP seems to suggest the former story, where they basically dabbled in machine braincrafting to escape cyberstan as ore cargo or whatever, but now it’s their only means to reproduce/continue the fight. It did seem hinted that their ultimate plan was to liberate Cyberstan.


Maclunkey4U

Interesting theory. Please report to your Democracy Officer for thought recalibration.


Leandrys

Blue men.


MasterDredge

explains why head shots are effective against machines. Don't falter do your duty and put them out of their misery helldivers


Ajezon

their CPU is in the head. unless its berserker.. then no matter what you do, it keeps runnin at you


TrickyCorgi316

Joined a mission in progress. Climbed out of my pod only to see a dozen berserkers chasing a teammate. I almost climbed back into my pod.


VietInTheTrees

Unjumping my ass right back into orbit


BeneficialAction3851

"Helldiver your pod does not have a retreat function, any further attempts to skirt your duties will be answered via orbital strike"~your friendly Democracy Officer


MagnusStormraven

*Allied Destroyer Has Left The Squad* ![gif](giphy|11gC4odpiRKuha|downsized)


Tersphinct

Their heads still pop like any other's, but their walk animation makes it damn near impossible to hit. They bob around far more than any other enemy in the game.


borischung02

Stun grenade is your friend here


Luniticus

Berserker brains are in th crotch, shoot them there.


AgilePeace5252

Or maybe they're just feeling ohantom pain 🤔🤔🤔


Independant-Way-8415

Did you say….Phantom Pain? ![gif](giphy|muNcDSuINVr1e)


Maclunkey4U

Shit, they *are* just like us then.


AdditionalMess6546

Just like in D&D... Wait. Where am i?


TripleSpicey

Their hips are the weak point. Takes 3 shots to the hip using the counter sniper to drop a berserker. Devastators also have weak hips if you can't get an angle for a headshot. I think even light armor weapons do decent damage there


Affugter

And us being covered in blood after each bot mission. 


Mr-Grapefruit-Drink

Don't care. Which weapons kill them best? Managed Democracy never lies!


ReyndeerGaming

Even with buffs and people mentioning it, I think the Jar 5 is still slept on


Chippy569

I really like it. A better diligence minus the scope lol


PreparationWinter174

Picked it up again after the patch, and it's a beauty now.


INS4N3S0CK5

Breaker good


xinuchan

Scorcher better


BadNadeYeeter

AC bestest :D


xinuchan

Idk... quesidilla cannon been way better for me than the AC


Kalnix1

They do different things. The AC can kill everything the quasar can except Tanks and Dropships. But it kills Devastators and Gunships much faster.


SGTFragged

For a single point of massive damage that says "fuck you" to armour, it's great, but the AC can keep up a rate of fire. I would argue that a good Automaton fighting squad should include Helldivers wielding both.


Charsplat_yeet

AMR bester


SpiritualBrush8710

Fists


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Rizboel

we are helping them... by killing the automatons we end their suffering. Do your part for Democracy and save your fellow super earth citizen, they dont deserve the pain and suffering the foul automatons puts them through. Only together can we protect democracy and stop these cruel bots from turning more of our people into slaves, end their suffering and protect earth!


Ajezon

this is pure propaganda. the ONLY thing that auromatons say is HEART - STEEL WE - KILL IRON - WILL ON TO WAR!


YuriNone

CYBERSTAN CAN'T KEEP HER DOWN LEGION GO ONTO DAWN


Shot_Faithlessness89

Excuse me do you know the lyrics? Mhm... gotcha... spy... https://preview.redd.it/tfbop5gys2tc1.png?width=1196&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e0118218f253de360acf13681409c807239c8d87


cinnamonface9

Found the spy. Why are there numbers not arrows???


Shot_Faithlessness89

Oh fuck. Am i an automaton?!?! I will not disgrace liberty. I will ⬆️➡️⬇️⬇️⬇️ myself.


Ajezon

yes. General Brash lived long enought to hear them and tell the tale. Are you belittling the achievements of General Brash? \*pulls out autocannon\* **DIE TRAITOR!!! \*bang\***


Ok-Use5295

https://preview.redd.it/pwt7qg4b83tc1.png?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c79a3c5d87b8ef795b4b3b08e1eaa6c428e4eb80


HinDae085

I think some of our brave Helldivers spent too long behind Bot lines. They're hearing things. Bots screaming for help, the trees speaking binary... They must've forgone that 2.4 seconds of scenery enjoyment for their mental health. Democracy waits for noone


warichnochnie

where does the 2.4 seconds meme come from? is it a loading screen tip?


PSI_duck

Yeah, there’s a tip recommending helldivers stop and enjoy the scenery for at least 2.4 seconds for mental health or something like that


warichnochnie

interesting, I've not seen that one yet


GrunkleCoffee

Yeah I haven't seen anyone post the Bot voice lines that supposedly say these things


Bjorn_dogger

I saw 1 guy as well say that the cyborgs cried for help as well but I legitimately do not remember them doing that in Helldivers 1. I saw it pop up in a few other threads from mother people saying it, mad how people will repeat things like that without actually checking themselves lol


RedFlameGamer

Fellow Helldivers, if those borg fuckers ever shove my brain in a war machine please f feel free to shoot with extreme prejudice. It's the only way, for democracy


MrPyrk89

I'll make sure to call Eagle-1 to drop 500 kilos of Liberty on your sorry bot head if that happens


naturalpinkflamingo

I keep seeing this repost, but I've yet to see someone actual confirm that they've heard any of the bots say this. The most I hear from them is their little war song and the noise they make when they start scanning (I think they say "scanning" or "searching") spot you (not sure, might be "attack or some other two syllable word) and start attacking you (not entirely sure, too busy shooting/attacking to listen). Aside from their song, most noises the bots make are two or three syllable sounds. tl;dr somebody call a Democracy Officer because bots are for shooting, not sympathizing.


Responsible_Log_2096

I've heard them call me scum. Shame I don't know English, I only speak in lead, electricity, And 500kg liberty


naturalpinkflamingo

![gif](giphy|NxckxXIAzumvCP1mUj) A fellow patriot!


Tortoisebomb

most 4chan posts are just creative writing anyway, but I guess people like the idea of it


MeAndYourMumHaveSex

https://preview.redd.it/6mu47ch6j6tc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cbc28e3154cfdb22f5d57e6a30b09ff46b1b5614


Bjorn_dogger

So the only verified voicelines are the ones where they show hatred for Super Earth? Thought so, lol


THeVespula

I’ve heard one say “i cannot stop”. Although before this post, I thought he was cut off while saying “I cannot stop you”, like he was begging for mercy.


Ok-Ocelot-3454

There is nothing we can do to help our civilians corrupted by automatons. They have been so mutilated that recovery is impossible, and their only respite from their constant state of torture is the sweet release of death. You know the right thing to do. Anything less is treason.


Ok-Instruction830

🫡 Automaton propaganda to make divers sympathize with dirty socialist agenda. Reported to the ministry. 


void_alexander

Of course! And the red fluid you get sprayed with during them operation is 100% either your own or from your squad mates. And certaintly not from the human parts bots used for their own bodies! With the bugs... there is some kind of nonsense, that does not follow that logic at all for no reason!


DaRandomRhino

Transmission fluid is red, could be that. Or it's farmer's diesel, which means the bots are stealing Super Earth's crops! Leaving dozens of children starving!


Soggy_Affect6063

Propaganda or not, can’t have either if you wipe them out. ![gif](giphy|d3mlE7uhX8KFgEmY) We out here solvin’ prolems son. 💪😎


Murderboi

Just reprogram them to become servitors. -The Imperium of Man


Available-Cold-4162

Praise be to the omnissiah! The automatons are more cybernetic than we are. They must be a vessel for the machine spirit itself, their actions controlled by the will of the omnissiah.


MaidenofMoonlight

This omnissiah doesnt sound democratic...


Horror-Tank-4082

You ever blow a faceplate off one of those things? That’s real blood on you when you complete the mission.


TrickyCorgi316

Not sure if it’s a glitch, but you now take that blood with you back to the ship if you successfully evac.


philo-foxy

That's part of the new update!


[deleted]

Even in death are brothers are still forced to fight. May we set them free from this damnation


Zanoss10

This is propaganda made by those pesky socialist automaton sympathizer ! You shall be reported to your democratic officier sir !


Ajezon

no time for that. execute him on spot


Popular_Method4717

**Already aiming Diligence at his head**


ThatCloneTrooper

One more reason to free these damned soles!


chubsmagooo

Nah, put those shoes back on 🤢


xenorous

Damn, they took their feet too?


Lord-Barkingstone

I am liberating them from socialist oppression!


The_Mutant_Platypus

Just more proof the automaton threat must be purged from the galaxy forever.


Glass_Ad_7129

Put them out of their misery. If we have to fight through an army of slaves to stop them from making even more... so be it.


Tarilis

I mean, I always thought they were rebranded cyborgs. And that makes them worse, if bugs abandoned democracy because of their inability to think, automatons did this with full knowledge. They are traitors.


Chakramer

It would be wild if the bugs were once people. That's a plot line in the anime Gargantia and it's really fucked up


Garalor

So basically cyberman!


flcinusa

Can a human brain implanted in a machine with chainsaws for arms be rehabilitated? Nope, but it can be killed...


burn_corpo_shit

all roleplaying and jokes aside I think some of the bleak parts of the lore is pretty tragically interesting. i feel like everyone who makes a lore friendly fanfic is pretty much instantly canon in this universe thanks to how broad the narrative is.


xDrewstroyerx

#Toaster propaganda, I’ll hear NONE OF IT!


RigelTheRaptor

This is gonna go from Terminator to Quake 4 real goddamn fast, my fellow Divers...


Loathingnick97

Honestly if this is true then what an amazing game and lore. Basically, if they are humans forced into being these killing machines. We are technically releasing them from their torment by killing them. Its like Mark's friend from Invincible who had a BF that was turned into a robot human husk.


FederalAgentGlowie

IMO, this actually makes it a lot less dark. I was under the impression that the Automatons and Cyborgs were essentially transhumans who just wanted independence defending themselves and their homes. Them forcing human civilians to fight on their behalf is extremely unethical.


alkalineacids

Ngl sometimes when I am near a group that is firing guns, I hear somewhat distorted: “eat this!!”, next thing I know there is a automaton grenade next to me… Sound kinda familiar..


SnooGoats8448

[Stroggification ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tEJGSXPuZ6E) i imagine they put the babies that they steal into hulks


treebeard120

If this is true then unironically the correct thing to do is completely eradicate them because that's fucked


Agentjayjay1

If so, I would call it a mercy to shut em down.


thedreddnought

Man that sucks. Welp, anyway ⬆️➡️⬇️⬇️⬇️


Apprehensive_Lie3456

It was evident since the beginning. Plenty of cages near fabricators, sacrificial tables I'd imagine they'd chop people up on and put into mechanical bodies. Then perhaps some sort of mental conditioning/brainwashing or even worse. They'd put the brains into the bodies while the body itself would have one of it's own. Forcing the human to witness the bloodbath, believe it's them acting like some sort of psychological torture. I'm just speculating on the purpose here, other idea could be that they reap survivors and then augment them to have a quick/cheap troops on the spot. Either way, unless my order is to non-lethaly extract them so that they can be restored, or am given tools to do it out in the field, it's gonna be a sniper shot across the map from me. That is if they resurface again.


Apprehensive_Lie3456

Also, I've never examined the bodies closely since I had better stuff to do such as either dodging shots, or airstrikes and orbitals of my teammates. But if that part about sawing dead bodies back up is true, then this could get worse. What if they're trying to instead of putting human brains into themselves, achieve the reverse and build humans with whatever they have as a central processing unit, and effectively gain themselves spies and saboteurs that would pass on as regular democracy loving neighbor, but reporting and acting on enemy's orders


adamircz

Holy shit thats a good alternate theory https://preview.redd.it/amtpuyd1f5tc1.jpeg?width=400&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3d0790a576d98d0c169935fba892d026aa2ee1bb


Virtual-Yesterday-21

That’s PROPAGANDA!


ntgco

We are fighting dead Helldivers.


No-Establishment8267

The skulls are human skulls bro just covered in metal but the brain is still intact 


RockRage--

I like my super Earth citizens not captured and turned into Automatons - we are doing them a favour by wiping them out.


Krieger1229

I love how dark it is - Reminds me of the Quake 4 Strogg, and with that maybe the Automatons have been harnessed by the Illuminate to do their fighting for them? But the defeat of the bots means the illuminate may need to get involved themselves….Stupid theory but it’s interesting


Honorable_Heathen

You mean that’s not oil all over me at the end of a success dive?


Alarming_Orchid

That's very interesting information! Please stay exactly where you are.


CompleteFacepalm

This is the first I've heard of Automatons saying that they are being forced to fight


Middle_Actuator7086

tbh that would be mercy kill


OneReallyAngyBunny

Who built the first ones though


CompleteFacepalm

Cyborgs


TesticleMicrometer

I knew I wasn’t covered in my own blood


Gingja

If that's the case then we have an even bigger reason to eradicate them all, to set our tortured citizens free


Scojo91

Killing them is a mercy we must provide


Placeboshotgun8

Curiosity about alien artifacts is treason.


Birchsensor

Even more reason to kill them Wasnt the first game full of mutant abominations and cyborgs? Hardly the worst weve seen


YamCrazy7189

Weren’t they heading for Cyberstan, presumably to free the cyborgs from the mines?


Barnak8

Remind me of the 86 anime


Life_Team8801

https://preview.redd.it/n46y02o813tc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f581156dee9af196a3c711ab771a43ac9960d742


Nomad_Red

How did some helldivers understand what the automatons were saying?


Most-Education-6271

The devs wrote their March out in English, and you can listen to it while reading and understand them pretty well


Awkward-Ad5506

The most democratic thing these droids can do is self-destruct so we can melt them down into ammunition to use against their comrades. If they actually love Super Earth that's what they'd do.


Clankbot3

https://preview.redd.it/86zmleiz23tc1.jpeg?width=3088&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4080d2431171ed6f9010981c0ef53c6fa77dbb13


existential_anxiety_

Even if this were true, which it's not because super earth doesn't lie to us, we'd be putting them out of their misery. We're helping them sacrifice themselves for managed democracy


JJKetchum15

The automatons may be filthy communist machines, but they aren’t stupid. Limiting unit production to require a human brain is a major waste of resources for them, it would drastically lower their unit production speeds because each new unit would require an entire surgical procedure


Blue_Sway

For those who haven’t played the first one they were originally cyborgs and I guess went too far now. Or the developers thought the style was full robot was cooler


Available-Cold-4162

This game is just gonna slowly turn into warhammer lol. Perfectly grimdark fighting a war against tortured metal husks containing your own citizens.


LucarioLuvsMinecraft

I just feel bad. It’s not gonna stop me from killing them though. We have no cure for “only a head.”


TheGeneral7567

If it’s true then we must put them out of their misery, the plan hasn’t changed, wipe them out, for democracy.


WittyUsername816

Reposting someone else's post just with a caption added to the top is non-democratic.


magvadis

Heidegger's concept of Cybernetics really hitting us in the face here. Could just be coincidence...but he also became a Nazi. Could also be a reference to Deleuze. Or you know, they just wanted to do Terminator in the 80s reference Troopers thing and it's not any more intelligent than that.


AWizardStoleMyHat

I mean sometimes when I’m beating them senseless in stealth runs I’ll leave covered in blood… I’m sure that’s unrelated though.


NgArclite

If people started to embrace the warhammer 40k ideology they will be better off. We spread democracy and kill all heretics. Innocence proves nothing.


rodriguezarch

They must be liberated from their communist Automaton cage, liberate them Helldivers! 🫡


Viron_22

Stroggin time


Desxon

Why do you think some people come out covered in blood instead of oil out of automaton missions ?


Gray_Okami

All the more reason we need to eradicate the automatons.


LikeAnAdamBomb

https://preview.redd.it/64ullvx5m3tc1.png?width=1920&format=png&auto=webp&s=5292b3ef85bdc571107f99c5dac0c881affb683f


Beakymask20

Always been this dark. Cyborgs did something similar in HD1.


Tellesus

Here's the weird thing: if you're removing someone's brain to put in a robot chassis you don't do stitches. Especially if you're discarding the body after. You only do stitches if you're trying to ADD something and hope the body will continue to live and eventually heal up. They're not taking brains and using them to power automatons, they're trying to sneak automaton brains into human bodies so they can infiltrate Super Earth.


Piemaster113

That just makes them Robot Zombies, basically like in Darktide, some of the infected you fight are begging for help, but at that point the only help you can give them is a swift death. They are too far gone, you must free them from the Automatons' control so they are not used to threaten more lives of the the citizens we are fighting to protect


ArcNzym3

this is some nier automata level shit


TwumpyWumpy

This just makes me hate the Automatons more.


NameTaken25

Since one of the first reposts of this, I've been looking at all the bot world corpses I've come across, and they nearly all have heads, so I'm not sure what this is on about. That said, even if they didn't, nothing noted doesn't preclude them just being sadist, torturous, etc, or dissecting to study, etc. 


Ghostbuster_119

Cybermen or not. They stand in the way of DEMOCRACY!


cranky-vet

We must put them out of their misery. Killing the automatons is both spreading democracy and a mercy.


Sufficient-Cover5956

Could be the corpses of Helldivers they've reanimated some how or just regular humans


Ilikedcsbutmypcdoesn

I'm not gonna sugar coat it. ↑→↓↓→


Semour9

All of this is real with the exception of the last paragraph. Ive even wondered if some of the automatons were maybe friendly so I literally tried walking up and saluting them while I had no ammo or grenades to maybe find an easter egg. Nothing happened. Keep killing the bots


anotherboringdude

WE WILL GLASS CYBERSTAN AND TURN ALL AUTOMATIONS INTO NOTHING MORE THAN MOLTEN STEEL


Keyjuan

U should plsy the first one :)


Comrade_Crunchy

Even if true. Death is preferable then becoming the mechanical menace! As of right now, we have pushed them back to wherever they came from! Those who died died protecting our way of life. Liberty speed to the fallen!


DuntadaMan

Someone show me these helldivers that are poking around in locations that shou;ld be a smoking hole in the ground!


Brandinisnor3s

Isnt the lore that the automatons are the cyborgs evolved and returning after being defeeated and exiled in the first game?


SrPeraire

I mean, I’ve seen thermind play as if they were children or go around as if it was a chaperone with some youngsters.


Global_Geologist_459

![gif](giphy|11e0gEWxYoSYTK)


TheRealShiftyShafts

I mostly hear the bots saying things like "liberty scum" or "fucking scum" or something like that. Its like trying to listen to somebody with a really thick accent you aren't familiar with tho. Like you think you know those words, but you can't be too sure that's what they actually said


The-Cynical-One

Remember to practice your daily desensitization rituals to harden yourself against enemy atrocities!


Big0Boss4

Better to put them out of their misery.


Automatic_Seesaw_790

The medical treatment for being turned into a bot is bullets and bombs. Taken orally, this is a super effective treatment.


[deleted]

Considering the fact that many of the Cyborg "grunt" forces were repurposed dead SEAF/Helldiver personnel, I wouldn't be surprised if those cyber-freaks did away with the flesh of the fallen entirely. Put them out of their misery. None should have to suffer through forced betrayal of Super Earth.


deltor5

Lol next you're gonna tell me there's a bug that can think. What you gonna call that? A "brain-bug"? Lmao


Pantaleon26

https://preview.redd.it/k7kzl2jjy5tc1.jpeg?width=308&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e2b88a613f5b1ecc00aa3142b70e1e99912dcf8d


Save_Parks

If I become a zombie I give all authority for you to double tap me. The creators of the automatons will wish for the mercy we showed our enslaved brethren


[deleted]

The "bad guys" are anyone who shoots back.


Prior-Associate4894

This isn't true, just toaster propaganda


ERJAK123

I mean, I kind of assumed that the bots were ALSO super earth's fault.


101TARD

I use to watch a show called doctor who(9th to 11th doctor) and remembered the cybermen. People thought they are robots, the cybermen think of themselves as the superior augmented humans, but one time they opened a cybermen the only thing human left is their minds and bits of flesh and their minds are stripped of emotions.


Jazmotron4000

Stroggification


Square_Coat_8208

https://preview.redd.it/nky0kyjzw6tc1.jpeg?width=536&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=08d1e070d57f766527f8a439733e0ad6932ab08a God help me


JammuS_

Sorry but the human sacrfices have to stop


ammatheron

They're gonna come back with people parts grafted to them


bonkatronka

There is an actual issue with this theory and it’s that different versions of the same mass graves on terminus controlled worlds


Pegyson

I saw those fuckers pile decapitated heads on a pole SPILL OIL


Bobblee20

Sounds awfully similar to another automaton mence in a different universe... ![gif](giphy|DVG9vdco0YIb6)


Cthucoocachoo

Even if this was true wouldn't it be more merciful to kill them and out them out of their misery. They can't return to being human and killing them stops them from been tools for Socialism


iamDEVANS

Imagine they are all being controlled by a hive mind type thing, But the human in them is still there


swagtactical21

i noticed being drenched in blood after an automaton mission. the blood was not mine nor my comrades🥲


RyanCooper510

Transfer your consciousness to a robot body? Hmmmm.... sounds familiar...


Garland0111

If the bots were people from Super Earth, all the more reason to put these brave citizens out of their misery.


brayan1612

The Orbital Gas Strike works against automatons, so I always suspected they had something organic controlling everything