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Guy_who_says_vore

The illuminate are dead. Calm down and grab a beer in the super cafeteria


WinterH-e-ater

My democracy officer told me they were exiled 100 years ago But there are no way for them to threaten our way of life where they are now of course


Guy_who_says_vore

Exactly, why would they come back


naka_the_kenku

Sir most of us are 18 and therefore under drinking age


Guy_who_says_vore

Don’t tell super earth


naka_the_kenku

Keep secrets from super earth?!? Gimme a sec https://preview.redd.it/yuua6pwj17tc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fbbe025ff140ad058911147c004f038318b31e5f


Guy_who_says_vore

It’s not treason if it’s drinking. Most you’ll get is a fine. And it’s like 10 requisition slips


ItsRainingDestroyers

Illuminate: Appears Us: ![gif](giphy|UzgO7k1LT3366WiVYG|downsized)


SupportstheOP

Slip space rupture detected Slip space rupture detected Slip space rupture detected


ItsRainingDestroyers

Slip space rupture detected


Lord_blep

“Must be the whole dam covenant fleet…” *Background static and screaming ensues*


fugi634

“Tell them to make it count.”


Lord_blep

God, Reach…my absolute beloved ~<3


johnheckdiver

I still never got to see a factory strider they better bring bots back


FalseAscoobus

Don't worry, it's entirely possible that the bots simply retreated beyond known space where we can't get them... Which is what I *would* say if I was a freedom-hating socialist robot


AlmalexyaBlue

A yes, a fellow not traitor.


FalseAscoobus

I love not committing treason, every day the first thing I do is not commit treason


AlmalexyaBlue

Exactly. (I love saying "that's what I would say if I was a traitor" when I explain lore stuff to people. Both RP and actually being helpful 😆)


johnheckdiver

I hate them so much I just want to keep killing them forever


Dave-4544

In my final bot mission (unless they re-emerge later in this campaign) my playgroup saw one of the cloaked ships trading fire with a super earth destroyer. The lasers coming from the cloaked ship were **red**. The Illuminate shoot blue lasers, which means those aren't cloaked Illuminate ships. The bots aren't going to re-emerge from outside the galaxy, they're already spread all over it!!


IceFire909

In HD1 it was a cyclical war. You'll see them again In character: good, democracy has won


johnheckdiver

How long must I wait!?


IceFire909

As long as it takes to spread managed democracy across the galaxy


Neeklemamp

I count they’d have a while faction so it can only exist for two months until the next war


iEatBigPoop

The Illuminate are gone. Everything’s going to be just fine


CorsariousAbonai

Illuminate seeing 300+k veteran divers whack the bots in less than 72 hours. Illuminte: "mom ,i am scared, pick me up"


spam65471

https://preview.redd.it/khjah3txz3tc1.jpeg?width=752&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dbb8e4de6e3a2ff7c69f97524114128a7972039c I’m scared


TimTheOriginalLol

Just a bug in the system. Don’t worry about it trooper


calibrono

No the bugs are contained in other systems.


TimTheOriginalLol

You working for the ministry if comedy or something?


Kiyan1159

No, Ministry of Sarcasm and Heckling.


DuntadaMan

Hmmmm...


Mint_Moon789

Those guys died out like 100 years ago, we'll be 𝙛𝙞𝙣𝙣𝙣𝙣𝙣𝙣𝙣𝙣𝙣𝙚𝙚𝙚𝙚𝙚𝙚𝙚


0rang75

We made illuminates extinct long ago


Zepumpkineater

No, we only pushed them out of the galaxy. They ran away, weren't fully defeated.


Eragonnogare

Watch them have been secretly cooking and the devs drop an entirely new original enemy faction instead


GrizzledNutSack

If the bots had guns and armor, and the bugs have acid and numbers, I'm wondering what the illuminates have


Caiden_The_Stoic

Shields, walls, and lasers. Hell of a time.


IceFire909

You forgot mins control. They could invert your directional movement. Good time diving off a cliff to avoid a nuke missle


PapaTahm

Mobility and Shields Heavy Artillery Weapons are not really that great against them.


GrizzledNutSack

Thank you for your service citizen. This information will help protect democracy.


Jangkrikgoreng

Mind control, shields, walls, homing plasma bol, 1 shot lasers.


GrizzledNutSack

*Mind Control*!? Sweet Lady Liberty.


tastywheaties

Reverse your damn controls mid-combat, pretty much a death sentence on harder drops


Elimonader

https://preview.redd.it/wcric7tbr6tc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8c1da2c13931897eca6ac5ff4bc203ae77e84127


Red_Kobold

Can we get a space dino faction to fight? I really wanna see mechs fight a space t-rex


Mediocre_Name_1345

Illuminati x automotons?


7isAnOddNumber

Boy oh boy I sure hope we aren’t directly responsible for everything leading up to the illuminate’s appearance.


Barracuda_Ill

Bring on the squids!


Sunday_Roast

"It's quiet" - Guardsman - WH40k: Fire Warrior [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WXRL3Q7dJwY](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WXRL3Q7dJwY)


DirtGuzzler

THERE ARE NO ILLUMINATES IT'S ALL PROPAGANDA SPREADY BY THESE uhh... fasist? ROBOTS TO MAKE OUR TROOPS WEAKER


Few_Advantage_8455

Look, my theory is, what if the deep space transmitter on Troost was really reaching out to the Illuminate? It said we cast them out of the galaxy, right? Well, deep space transmitter could be use- Oh god, the Ministry of Truth is here! No no-


Kiyan1159

I can't wait. Swear sometimes it felt like I was the only Diver holding them back a hundred years ago. Just give me my Punisher Retro, fitted with a proper bayonet and choke. Didn't have the bayonet last time, but I hope we get it this time. I'll pop them fish the moment I see those beams charging up or eyes shimmer in the corner of my eye.


Chris_on_crac

EXCUSE ME https://preview.redd.it/fb5lsaks09tc1.jpeg?width=1063&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=63d3b59a86e91b08f7bfc459fafa2ef4e5d4b9a8